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The Silly Captions Competition
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago

Sorry for the large amount of the Manchester Derby photos, they were too good to ignore
Man4united (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Can I bum a cigarette?
Tanmay 1 year ago
The referee slowly falls away from the scene of crime
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Barry:"Quick pull my finger!"    Ref: "Must get out of fire zone. "
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
"One more time giraffe man.... And that's it!"
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
"This is your last warning and your sent off the pitch!"
Cloudst 1 year ago
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
Pardews impression of Britney Spears doesn't go down as well as expected...
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
I know the geordie fans act tough going topless even in winter, but they are usually fat guys with plenty of blubber to protect them from the cold.
Get your shirt back on alan, your impressing no one.
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Eating too much French food, Pardew?
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
"Spot the big stomach toon fans"
Tanmay 1 year ago
Pardew: "My gut's telling me it's time for Ben Arfa" *makes troll face*
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Pardew: "You like what you see?! If you score another goal there will be some other things to glance at!"
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Someone needs to tell him it's the 'Tyne–Wear Derby' not the 'Tiny Clothes-Wearing Derby'
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Wait! Not the full Pardew!
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
If he had known they were going to lose so badly he never would've agreed to play 'Strip Football'
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Götze, AWAY!
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
Gotze "I must go, my planet needs me"
Man4united (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Gotze: "They're celebrating without me. Well, nothing to do here.... "
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Why is it only the star players get the invisible jet packs?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
"Playstation advert! I go-to-ze this. "
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
With Lewandowski on his back Felipe Santana can hardly get his Götze kite airborn.
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Gotze: I need my parachute...
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Invisible giant lolliwurst.
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Fist pumping.... Ze German way!
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
The hallotosis was that bad you could see it
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Choo choo! The Dortmund express has left!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Come here mate, let me comfort you with my bro hug
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Adam and eve?
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Charlie's intimate hug session oughta 'Stoke' Wazza's Fires
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Charlie looked Stoked to piggy-back ride Rooney, but he looked like he didn't give Adam
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Shrek and Donkey. But wait! Who's the donkey?
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Adam wants to ride his pet horse on rooneys back
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
That looks like one primate trying to groom the other...
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Sweet. Shrek found a friend to play with among the ogres of the Premier League
ManUK (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Congratulations Mr Adam it's a Shrek!
Birdie16 (Whitecaps) 1 year ago
The rather unsuccessful EPL bobsled team
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Uugghh, bring back martin o'neill
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Will you stop kissing my forehead now?
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
*Sniff* "What shampoo you used? I want to grow my hair too"
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
When you invest in Africa, it seems as though someone is sucking the blood right out of your brain.
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Maujim wins!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
From now on Sunderland players will deliberately lose the game just to escape the kiss of the praying mantis
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Well done marouane, had the ball hit him on the head, it could have been lost forever, needle in a haystack comes to mind.
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
We may as well have it on here


Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Dinner is served
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Twilight and Warm Bodies had taken their toll on someone
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Ivanovic awaits his anxiety to prevent the vampire from biting him
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Eating Serbians is the newest fad.... Quite tasty    Hungry? Grab an Ivanovic
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Your right dan, but he said vidic was too tough. Ever heard of tenderising your meat luis?
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Ivanovic: *scared and frantic* "No Luis, I'm not Bakkal!"
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Messi finds a new way of passing a ball
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
We all know Messi is a magician but I think popping a ball from your "back" is too much here
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Football-sized fart
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
This is when the ball comes out of his ass in the toliet
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Is it any wonder he had an off day, he was pregnant.... !
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Balls of steel? Let's test it
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Because passing with your feet is too mainstream
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
The skill of this guy.... Juggling a ball with the inside of his knees while stripping by grinding over the pitch!
ManUperch (Manchester United) 1 year ago
After the injury, Did Messi's balls drop off?  
Cloudst 1 year ago
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
"Why so sad, Robert? "  "I only scored 4 goals. "
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Anyone want a foursome?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Polish fuel: "Four brewskis for Lewandowski, I'm in a mood to score tonight"
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
So it is possible to score a lot of goals but keep your mouth shut and dentures in place
SKool (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Another 4 in the Bernabau, yes?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Mourinho looking for a new "land"
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Jose when he was a "U boat" commander....Dive, dive, dive....No I don't mean you di maria, get up.
Tanmay 1 year ago
Mourinho looks for greener pastures after his side's champions league loss
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
New way of creating his spectacles makes him see ronaldo score more
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Mourinho seems to have lost it, as he was caught playing games with his assistant:
"I spy, with my little eye.... Something that starts with a -d. "
"Dortmund? Defeat? Disgrace? "
SKool (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Mourinho want his new glasses to be 'black and yellow'
Celegorma (Bayern München) 1 year ago
Dortmund is so far ahead Mourinho needs binoculars to see them
SKool (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Messi911 (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Seems Emirates has hired a new mascot to advertise their most recent plane models.
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Has anyone seem my contact lense guys? I can't see a thing
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
The dance of "the dying swan"
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Now everyone take note of my impeccable balance
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
I'm just flying without wings in the air
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Milan's Riccardo Montolivo passes his sobriety test with flying colors
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Be careful Rio, someone is aiming for your butt
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
♪♫ Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand ♫♪
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Sometimes winning can go straight to the head
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
This bloke from behind is absolutely staring at rio's blue shorts
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Bruno in Rio
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Rio now resorting to anything to get free blow from his dealer.... Yes, including selling his body
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Rio coming out of the pineapple dance studios
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
That poor bloke was waiting for his girlfriend to come out of the changing room when Rio walked out dressed up in her clothes. He never had a chance, that one
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
 
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
At least Di María's night wasn't all doom and gloom as Lewandowski, who's also a famous doctor in Poland, corrected his floppy ears
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Come on now di maria, no need to dive now, its over
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Your historic spainsh armarda has fallen.... Try again next time
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
And now for my next magic trick. Wait, just wait and watch this my friend!
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
The invisible man shakes another players hand.
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Ear plugs for you mate - our crowd will be loud
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 1 year ago
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
At least if we get beat, I got myself a souvenir
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 1 year ago
Jose could barely handle the thought of not reaching the final, he needed something, anything, to comfort him
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Is this my goodbye gift for not getting to wembley?
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Looks as if joses ready to clip klopp
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
I always feel sorry for the security guys who must watch the crowd instead of the game, but in this case at least they were spared the sight of Mourinho's despair
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Playing ball boy already? Mou, you're not at Chelsea yet
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Proud mechanical German football style of Klopp prevailed over the Mourinho's sneaky, dramatic Spanish football style
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
Mou taking a well earned rest on the back of that poor security guard.
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Mou- "No it's my ball, you can't have it!"



   
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