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The Silly Captions Competition
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Messi finds a new way of passing a ball
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
We all know Messi is a magician but I think popping a ball from your "back" is too much here
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Football-sized fart
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
This is when the ball comes out of his ass in the toliet
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Is it any wonder he had an off day, he was pregnant.... !
Sjsung (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Balls of steel? Let's test it
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Because passing with your feet is too mainstream
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
The skill of this guy.... Juggling a ball with the inside of his knees while stripping by grinding over the pitch!
ManUperch (Manchester United) 3 years ago
After the injury, Did Messi's balls drop off?  
Cloudst (Footytube Mod) 3 years ago
Sjsung (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"Why so sad, Robert? "  "I only scored 4 goals. "
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Anyone want a foursome?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Polish fuel: "Four brewskis for Lewandowski, I'm in a mood to score tonight"
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
So it is possible to score a lot of goals but keep your mouth shut and dentures in place
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Another 4 in the Bernabau, yes?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Mourinho looking for a new "land"
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Jose when he was a "U boat" commander....Dive, dive, dive....No I don't mean you di maria, get up.
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Mourinho looks for greener pastures after his side's champions league loss
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
New way of creating his spectacles makes him see ronaldo score more
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Mourinho seems to have lost it, as he was caught playing games with his assistant:
"I spy, with my little eye.... Something that starts with a -d. "
"Dortmund? Defeat? Disgrace? "
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Mourinho want his new glasses to be 'black and yellow'
Celegorma (Bayern München) 3 years ago
Dortmund is so far ahead Mourinho needs binoculars to see them
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Messi911 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Seems Emirates has hired a new mascot to advertise their most recent plane models.
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 3 years ago
Has anyone seem my contact lense guys? I can't see a thing
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
The dance of "the dying swan"
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Now everyone take note of my impeccable balance
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I'm just flying without wings in the air
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Milan's Riccardo Montolivo passes his sobriety test with flying colors
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Be careful Rio, someone is aiming for your butt
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
♪♫ Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand ♫♪
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Sometimes winning can go straight to the head
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
This bloke from behind is absolutely staring at rio's blue shorts
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Bruno in Rio
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Rio now resorting to anything to get free blow from his dealer.... Yes, including selling his body
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Rio coming out of the pineapple dance studios
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
That poor bloke was waiting for his girlfriend to come out of the changing room when Rio walked out dressed up in her clothes. He never had a chance, that one
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
 
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
At least Di María's night wasn't all doom and gloom as Lewandowski, who's also a famous doctor in Poland, corrected his floppy ears
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Come on now di maria, no need to dive now, its over
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Your historic spainsh armarda has fallen.... Try again next time
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
And now for my next magic trick. Wait, just wait and watch this my friend!
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
The invisible man shakes another players hand.
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Ear plugs for you mate - our crowd will be loud
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
At least if we get beat, I got myself a souvenir
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 years ago
Jose could barely handle the thought of not reaching the final, he needed something, anything, to comfort him
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Is this my goodbye gift for not getting to wembley?
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Looks as if joses ready to clip klopp
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
I always feel sorry for the security guys who must watch the crowd instead of the game, but in this case at least they were spared the sight of Mourinho's despair
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Playing ball boy already? Mou, you're not at Chelsea yet
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Proud mechanical German football style of Klopp prevailed over the Mourinho's sneaky, dramatic Spanish football style
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Mou taking a well earned rest on the back of that poor security guard.
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Mou- "No it's my ball, you can't have it!"
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Only in Italy


Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Is the yellow for the haircut, or the effort at trying to get his shirt on?
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ballotelli sees a warning that he doesent want anything to happen but to take his shirt off
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Kone celebrating the win
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Has kone got a wig-on?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
♪♫ I'm a little FA cup short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout, if we get relegated, hear me shout, tip me over and sell me out.♪♫
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
^^^ LOL
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Haha, nice one Aussie
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Haha thanks, sat there for a while changing the lyrics
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago



I know it's usually one photo, but I had to put two photos in one, too good not to. (You can remove one if you want)
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ribery has got all wet
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
RiBEERy!
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
A german chin-chin for the frenchman
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Drink Paulaner sensibly: don't spill it!
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Unfortunately no one told them it was urine that had been collected for random testing
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ribery loves a alcohol drink poured all over him
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ze Germans wasting beer?! Drink what's in Das Boot, don't shower people with it!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Alcohol touching a Muslim? This was exactly the moment Allah scrapped Franck Ribéry from his book of people who might go to heaven. (according to Ribéry himself)
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
1: German Enema  2: Ribery at his Parliament Wig fitting
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Wow.... A self inflicted wedgie
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Oh no my shorts are going to be teared apart
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
OH MY GOD IS THAT A MOUSE?
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I've been working out a bit lads, can you tell?
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I wanna if I can trademark this to
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
The Gareth Bale Optical illusion! Try it.... Focus on the mouse.... It will appear only if you turn the lights off
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
No doubt about it , Bale's a Lilywhite
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Where are the spurs on those rooster legs Bale?
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
============Welsh Folk Dance steps=============    Bale calls this one Ffansi Fermwyr.... (farmer's fancy)
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
RealFan (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
After rejecting an offer from PSG, they sent some new football that will physically bring him to France
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I don't know Atletico have a sea lion
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Look Ma! No hands!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Falcao worshipping the Football God Bâal the Greater: "Oh Lord Bâal, give me thy strength in this time of need, for we need perish evil Mourinho from Madrid to be freed"
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Djbeltiburon (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Beam me up, Scotty!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
After being ridiculed for calling Chelsea a 'plastic club' in his Liverpool days, Rafael Benítez had the last laugh at Chelsea by throwing plastic Torres dolls all over Stamford Bridge.
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"I.... Hate.... Everton!"
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Yeaahh in your face moyes!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I am the torres
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Will someone please call a Chiropractor for that Chelsea fan with a white cap
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Fans are in jubilee as Torres leaves Stamford Bridge pulled up by a helicopter
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Busquets, Alba and Tello: "What's up little Leo, are you still a baaaaa-byyyy? "
Xavi: "A round of applause for our greatest player ever please, jajajaja"
Messi: "Come on guys, leave me alone. You know I draw my strength from my pacifier, it's not funny. "
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Spot the sucker competition
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
So you're telling me.... Messi sucks ?
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Aaaaahhhhh! Look he dribbles just like his daddy.........
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Barcelona wins - babality!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
That's one hell of a bit of wire wool, watch your fingers luv.... !
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Are you turning me into a old man?
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Fellaini gets the hair dryer treatment after his move to old trafford, fergies fairly let himself go...
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
With silver priced below £15/oz, Fellaini decided it was time to liquidate his assets and immortalize his hair
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Moyes is barely out the door, and Fellaini seems poised to take on the role of oldest Evertonian
Liverpool5 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Fellani made sure he got some silverware finishing above Liverpool
EphToDaRhyme (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Fellaini colours his hair silver to secure that Rooney won't steal them, when he arrives at Old Trafford
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
If you want to play for United.... First you must have as much gray hair as Giggs and Van Persie, so there you go Fellaini



   
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