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The Silly Captions Competition
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Halloween at the Emirates.... Arshavin had dibs on the shark for his killer instinct.... And Fabregas.... Just needs help!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Its either a remake of the banana splits, or a typical saturday night out for thefootytube editorial team
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Madagascar 3: Transformation from animals to footballers
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
"I've warned you so many times about leaving your kit at home, this is what you get. You have to play in the back up kit. Maybe next time you'll remember"
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
This type of things helps us attract 13 year old prodigies to Arsenal. The poney is generally the most popular amongst the kids.


Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
In a move to completely confuse the opposing defence, Arsenal's new fourth kit now doubles as a brilliant disguise
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Fathers-for-Justice demonstrate in Arsenal carpark
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Arsenal goo-goo-ners!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Look at my legs, they are really stinks!"
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Let's see.... Milk, eggs, bread.... Am I forgetting someth.... Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate!
Where was I.... Milk, eggs, bread...
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
So when are you getting your braces removed babe?


Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Rise of the Blackman in Field
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Ooooooh.... He fly
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Everybody was eager to see Hilton's new iPhone 3GS.......


Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
What are you hiding inside?
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Brandao: "Nah, man, this group hug only fits five!"
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Hey guys.... !.... We got a new sponsorship deal.... Red bull, it gives you wings.... Look out air traffic control, I'm comin' through.... Yeeehaaaaaaaa.... !
5 years ago
[Picture too old - keep that recent as per the thread rules]  
5 years ago
I thought of an other    Ronaldo: do you want a hug  Crouch: NO!
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Ronnie: Get your hands of my girlfriend!  Crouch: But I need one!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
Foot in* mouth disease
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago


My second Fellaini pic, and the fourth Fellaini pic in this thread. He's a joker sometimes
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
I do say, the ball is quite close to the hair. Oh shoot now there is grass in there to isn't there
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Spot the difference competiton?
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey ! This is my hair, not grass!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
And now for something completely different    
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I knew you won't dare to kick my ballish hair!"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Thank god for my protective haircut, without this would really hurt
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Oh God no, not the hair, please!.... Not the hair!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 5 years ago
Fellaini sad his herb blew in the wind
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Fellaini takes a moment to decide whether or not he should avoid the ball, or the dismembered leg thrown at him by a rival hairdresser
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Fellani's latest trick: Hide-a-ball-in-the-fro
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey! See me I am controling ball on the head, can your alex will do it?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
I tell you this, I can balance the football on the head and strike the pose, its no problem. But it is what comes next that is tricky.... I will need a volunteer, O'Shea? Yes, excellent....
(All said in Russian accent, don't ask why, just try and read it that way)
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Now I know I left that football round here somewhere
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
I'm the ronaldinho here!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Don't even think about it john, its just a zit, that's got outta' hand
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
I know Ancelotti always has football on his mind, but this is ridiculous!


Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Ancelotti and his "bright" ideas...
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Seconds after this picture ancelotti was spoted in a nearby hospital
Hithere (Manchester United) 5 years ago
The Force is strong with Ancelotti
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"O'Shea, you are attacking to the wrong side of the field! You should be shooting towards the goalpost instead to me!"
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Whilst O'Shea was impressed with Ancelotti's ball balancing ability, the rest of the crowd seemed to be wishing they were somewhere else
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
One may recognise a truly brilliant idea of a coach when not the stereotypical light bulb appears, but the match ball. In Ancelotti's case: eureka!
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Good boy! Now roll over!
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Security at Stamford Bridge apprehended two Manchester United supporters in possession of sniper rifles after they noticed some odd going ons when John Terry scored.

Hmm.... I don't know.... I kind of feel like my caption is in bad taste...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
Reminiscent of the grudge a few years back.... Meow
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Men in Blue!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
English version of the proclaimers.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
- ballboy trips in front of lawnmower
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
(singing in the background: "Anything you can do I can do better").... Lampard wins the "Chelsea Mouth-Opening Competition" at the Bridge...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Kings of the Lions (Terry and Lampard) roared to their victory against Dead Devils (MU)
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
"show me the way to go home.... *hick*"
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
John and Frank were less than happy when it was suggested they are two of the most over-rated players in English football
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
John Terry and Frank Lampard arrive at the game after a quick pit stop at a local pub
Onetwos (Liverpool) 5 years ago
GAY AND PROUD!~
Khaimet (Liverpool) 5 years ago
We'll make a good Samsung Commercial!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
After their debut as the two tenors, critics have replied unanimously by saying "Don't lose your day job"
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
After having decided to take a break from scoring, Lampard managed to get Johnny-boy to join him in a game of "Bogies!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Colgate to revoke sponsorship deal, after realizing Terry and Lampard have no teeth.

Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
BRAINS!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Zombie attackk...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
They did the Mash! The Monster Mash!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey! Please take the chicken fry from my lunch box!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
After a Barca goal the team is informed they are switching strategies from the crab to the tiger
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Easy tiger
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
The match was a 'thriller'!    
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Is that a bolt in that guys neck?
Yombe10 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ballin'!  For all you non-Americans, that's a phrase referring to basketball players
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Help me! Someone have went into my body and have full control of me!"
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
After months of grueling practice, Pep Guardiola performs at the first international double air keyboard competition
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Your teeth are whiter than the kitt of Real Madrid
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
"i'll do anything, for you dear anything, cause you mean everything to me"
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
You should smile more. I almost mistook your head for the ball.


Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Who luvs ya baby.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey! Babe we are the best pair in this world, can we start our love with this kiss!
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Smile for the imaginary camera!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
I could just kiss you, but then the newspapers would capture it, soooo lets just stare longingly into each other's eyes instead. Yes.... Wonderful
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
You look so cute like the new born baby of Rooney!
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Of course I will honey! Where's the ring?
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
I know it's great news, we're signing for Man City
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Dam. I have the perfect caption for this pic.... Its right on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't get it...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Let's see you score when I take your eye for goal. Mwahahaha


Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Hey.... !.... Get your eye outta' my finger.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
There is a cockcroach on your eye!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Try keeping your eye on the ball now. Mwhahaha!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey! She is my wife! Don't see! I will kill you!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
And leap fro.... Oh shoot I slipped....  Here's your eye back.
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
OMG!My finger is struck!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Hey Moe! Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Why I oughta!
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Once again, they get it wrong. Haven't we told you enoguh times already - its FOOTball not EYEball!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
As with all referees, even upon seeing the replay, he still couldn't decide whether contact had been made
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Told you that you could look like Frodo Baggins, see you look like him right now. You just never listened to me
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
By the powers of the Lord.... You are healed!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The vulcan death grip still needed a little work
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oh! I didn't brush my teeth today!How I going to manage it!
Fishy (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Why am I so constipated
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Gotta' get these false teeth broke in.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
My teeth are made of gold and if I open my mouth and others noticed them, they would break my teeth
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
The next weeks training = 15, 000$
Time spent on fun activities to bond the club = 25, 000$
Flights to and from Local and International matches = 350, 000$
Bbq for the lads on Sunday evenings = 5, 000$

Realizing the club's outcome directly effects your contracted salary =

Priceless
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Voted best impersonation of the beach ball that won the game for Sunderland.


Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer...
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Besieged by his current woes, John Lithgow finds escape in reminiscing on his former career
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey man! Its not match ball, don't shoot it!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 5 years ago
Fellaini fisting benfica guy
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Mind you don't wreck my hair.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Don't you dare to shoot the ball, otherwise I will hit your ball
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Off the field these two are entering the newest event at the next winter Olympics. Mens pair figure skating.

Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Competitive ball climbing
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 5 years ago
   I want to sleep!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
s**t! I just asked kiss! It so paining!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
Rooney: Where is the towel boy when you need him most?
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I'm sure a slap roudn the face will wake me up.... Ow damn.... Too hard
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Prince Ronney turning back into Shrek.... (See Shrek 2)
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Waynes thinking?.........Coleen can't be pregnant already, she's just dropped one?


FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oh, my God! I am evolving into a gorilla in front of the public!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
Bestie7 wins this round for this picture hands down. Brilliant!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
My hands are no substitute. I miss my baby.
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Damn why can't I just play for man city
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Next time on the Bold and the Beautiful: while sneaking a quick power nap, Wayne dreams of Cristiano
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hi guys see this!  
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey! Ferdii, just kiss me!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
After scoring again, Drogba informed Ferdinand, that HE TOO could not stop him either. Ferdinand responded by telling Drogba what he could do with his scoring streak and a mouth gesture that can only be described in asterisk
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
That's a real nice shave rio.... Bic?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey, Ferdinand! You still owed me 1 pound sterling!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Come up the league and see me some time    
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
No. Not a close shave. You missed a spot
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
   
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
Makoun makes himself at home, lays down to watch football match
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oh! Man why are trying to take my ball! Go and ask your mother
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Those new predators really do suck.... You in
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Hic - got any spare change?
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Makoun eyes up voronin and thinks? .... She's nice.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Hey from down here I can see right up that girl's.... WAIT A second!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
'I think I should take a rest and wait for them to fight till tired, only will I steal the show"
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Makoun finally realized he wasn't dreaming.    
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
Makoun: I knew I shouldn't have had that Vegemite sandwich. Burp@&#%
Oooo yeah its nice down here. Hey guys c'mon then, have a rest and we'll talk about our feelings



   
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