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The Silly Captions Competition
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! See me I am controling ball on the head, can your alex will do it?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I tell you this, I can balance the football on the head and strike the pose, its no problem. But it is what comes next that is tricky.... I will need a volunteer, O'Shea? Yes, excellent....
(All said in Russian accent, don't ask why, just try and read it that way)
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Now I know I left that football round here somewhere
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I'm the ronaldinho here!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Don't even think about it john, its just a zit, that's got outta' hand
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
I know Ancelotti always has football on his mind, but this is ridiculous!


Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Ancelotti and his "bright" ideas...
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Seconds after this picture ancelotti was spoted in a nearby hospital
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The Force is strong with Ancelotti
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"O'Shea, you are attacking to the wrong side of the field! You should be shooting towards the goalpost instead to me!"
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Whilst O'Shea was impressed with Ancelotti's ball balancing ability, the rest of the crowd seemed to be wishing they were somewhere else
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
One may recognise a truly brilliant idea of a coach when not the stereotypical light bulb appears, but the match ball. In Ancelotti's case: eureka!
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Good boy! Now roll over!
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Security at Stamford Bridge apprehended two Manchester United supporters in possession of sniper rifles after they noticed some odd going ons when John Terry scored.

Hmm.... I don't know.... I kind of feel like my caption is in bad taste...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Reminiscent of the grudge a few years back.... Meow
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Men in Blue!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
English version of the proclaimers.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
- ballboy trips in front of lawnmower
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
(singing in the background: "Anything you can do I can do better").... Lampard wins the "Chelsea Mouth-Opening Competition" at the Bridge...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kings of the Lions (Terry and Lampard) roared to their victory against Dead Devils (MU)
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"show me the way to go home.... *hick*"
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
John and Frank were less than happy when it was suggested they are two of the most over-rated players in English football
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
John Terry and Frank Lampard arrive at the game after a quick pit stop at a local pub
Onetwos (Liverpool) 4 years ago
GAY AND PROUD!~
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
We'll make a good Samsung Commercial!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
After their debut as the two tenors, critics have replied unanimously by saying "Don't lose your day job"
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
After having decided to take a break from scoring, Lampard managed to get Johnny-boy to join him in a game of "Bogies!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Colgate to revoke sponsorship deal, after realizing Terry and Lampard have no teeth.

Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
BRAINS!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Zombie attackk...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
They did the Mash! The Monster Mash!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Please take the chicken fry from my lunch box!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
After a Barca goal the team is informed they are switching strategies from the crab to the tiger
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Easy tiger
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
The match was a 'thriller'!    
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is that a bolt in that guys neck?
Yombe10 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ballin'!  For all you non-Americans, that's a phrase referring to basketball players
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Help me! Someone have went into my body and have full control of me!"
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
After months of grueling practice, Pep Guardiola performs at the first international double air keyboard competition
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Your teeth are whiter than the kitt of Real Madrid
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"i'll do anything, for you dear anything, cause you mean everything to me"
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
You should smile more. I almost mistook your head for the ball.


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Who luvs ya baby.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Babe we are the best pair in this world, can we start our love with this kiss!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Smile for the imaginary camera!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I could just kiss you, but then the newspapers would capture it, soooo lets just stare longingly into each other's eyes instead. Yes.... Wonderful
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You look so cute like the new born baby of Rooney!
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Of course I will honey! Where's the ring?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I know it's great news, we're signing for Man City
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Dam. I have the perfect caption for this pic.... Its right on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't get it...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Let's see you score when I take your eye for goal. Mwahahaha


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Hey.... !.... Get your eye outta' my finger.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There is a cockcroach on your eye!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Try keeping your eye on the ball now. Mwhahaha!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! She is my wife! Don't see! I will kill you!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
And leap fro.... Oh shoot I slipped....  Here's your eye back.
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
OMG!My finger is struck!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Hey Moe! Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Why I oughta!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Once again, they get it wrong. Haven't we told you enoguh times already - its FOOTball not EYEball!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
As with all referees, even upon seeing the replay, he still couldn't decide whether contact had been made
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Told you that you could look like Frodo Baggins, see you look like him right now. You just never listened to me
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
By the powers of the Lord.... You are healed!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The vulcan death grip still needed a little work
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! I didn't brush my teeth today!How I going to manage it!
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Why am I so constipated
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Gotta' get these false teeth broke in.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
My teeth are made of gold and if I open my mouth and others noticed them, they would break my teeth
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
The next weeks training = 15, 000$
Time spent on fun activities to bond the club = 25, 000$
Flights to and from Local and International matches = 350, 000$
Bbq for the lads on Sunday evenings = 5, 000$

Realizing the club's outcome directly effects your contracted salary =

Priceless
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Voted best impersonation of the beach ball that won the game for Sunderland.


Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer...
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Besieged by his current woes, John Lithgow finds escape in reminiscing on his former career
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey man! Its not match ball, don't shoot it!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Fellaini fisting benfica guy
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Mind you don't wreck my hair.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Don't you dare to shoot the ball, otherwise I will hit your ball
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Off the field these two are entering the newest event at the next winter Olympics. Mens pair figure skating.

Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Competitive ball climbing
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
   I want to sleep!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
s**t! I just asked kiss! It so paining!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Rooney: Where is the towel boy when you need him most?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'm sure a slap roudn the face will wake me up.... Ow damn.... Too hard
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Prince Ronney turning back into Shrek.... (See Shrek 2)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Waynes thinking?.........Coleen can't be pregnant already, she's just dropped one?


FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh, my God! I am evolving into a gorilla in front of the public!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Bestie7 wins this round for this picture hands down. Brilliant!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
My hands are no substitute. I miss my baby.
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Damn why can't I just play for man city
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Next time on the Bold and the Beautiful: while sneaking a quick power nap, Wayne dreams of Cristiano
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hi guys see this!  
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Ferdii, just kiss me!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
After scoring again, Drogba informed Ferdinand, that HE TOO could not stop him either. Ferdinand responded by telling Drogba what he could do with his scoring streak and a mouth gesture that can only be described in asterisk
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's a real nice shave rio.... Bic?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey, Ferdinand! You still owed me 1 pound sterling!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Come up the league and see me some time    
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
No. Not a close shave. You missed a spot
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
   
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Makoun makes himself at home, lays down to watch football match
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! Man why are trying to take my ball! Go and ask your mother
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Those new predators really do suck.... You in
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hic - got any spare change?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Makoun eyes up voronin and thinks? .... She's nice.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Hey from down here I can see right up that girl's.... WAIT A second!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
'I think I should take a rest and wait for them to fight till tired, only will I steal the show"
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Makoun finally realized he wasn't dreaming.    
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Makoun: I knew I shouldn't have had that Vegemite sandwich. Burp@&#%
Oooo yeah its nice down here. Hey guys c'mon then, have a rest and we'll talk about our feelings
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Mascherano wants to grab a nice booty
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Why did we buy this Greek guy?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Mascherano gropes an invisible butt
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Oh yeah? - well your mothers are down here
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey why are you giving red card! I just pressed her ass!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Mascherano wears his pre-game rally hat adorned with the arms of fallen opponents
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Mascherano wanted to revenge on the balls of his opponents as his team was forced to draw with Lyon.


Sufferjoy2 (Bayern München) 4 years ago
"Rafa, Why do you still play Voronin?!"
MasihThe1 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This is a nice topic.... Can anyone put a pic....!    
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Yes. But please keep them recent!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where's the ball that I am supposed to head?!
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Cheater no using glue
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Look mom no hands (if you no what I mean)
Mrmonolith (Arsenal) 4 years ago
That's funny I could ave sworn it was right here a second ago
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Velcro ball.... New from cheaters playthings!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Esmeralda, the bells.... !
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's one ugly camel.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh where is the ball I am searching from morning mom!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
I'm used to scratching my own balls.........Can someone get that for me?


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Haha.... I like that one sam.... Lmao
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Hey Ronaldhino you really should get that thing looked at by a Doctor
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
If only I had played more with girls and less with balls...
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Partyyy!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Showing his trademark as a bull who attack opponent rapidly
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hang loose
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Hey ladies, give me a call!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The orb ufo travelled through several dimensions to see that goal - now that's a fan    
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Yes, I scored. Shame I hit the ball with my left eye rather than my head.  Oh well, sometimes your eyes have to swell up to be beautiful.
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Rock on tommy
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Who is going to come! I want to kiss somebody!~
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I became a team player, you know?
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Who has two thumbs and is over rated?    
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
UEFA latest news. Ronaldhino out for several months with a bout of Jaundis
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Vegascoaster - Q: Who has two thumbs and is over rated?   A: Master Chief
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
One word: Shrinkage
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
We are Barca!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Being famous in football makes Messi to look shy and innocent
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Why are we just standing around
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Henry: "hey man you kicked it into their garden, you go ask for it back"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Barcelona sign veteran Peter Beardsley in shock comeback saga
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Barca players observe a minutes silence for messi, s haircut.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Barca is searching for the ball to play!
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Guys, the PES 2010 Photoshoot is this way, not that way
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Barca planned to blind their opposition on their way to victory with their luminous shirts...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey man did you seen the ball?
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Barca players not very excited about their new training regimine which inludes no balls and will be held in Antartica
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Henry: OOPS I found the ball.
Messi: Your hand is in your pants.
Henry: Oh.




   
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