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The Silly Captions Competition
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Your teeth are whiter than the kitt of Real Madrid
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"i'll do anything, for you dear anything, cause you mean everything to me"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You should smile more. I almost mistook your head for the ball.


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Who luvs ya baby.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Babe we are the best pair in this world, can we start our love with this kiss!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Smile for the imaginary camera!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I could just kiss you, but then the newspapers would capture it, soooo lets just stare longingly into each other's eyes instead. Yes.... Wonderful
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You look so cute like the new born baby of Rooney!
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Of course I will honey! Where's the ring?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I know it's great news, we're signing for Man City
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Dam. I have the perfect caption for this pic.... Its right on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't get it...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Let's see you score when I take your eye for goal. Mwahahaha


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Hey.... !.... Get your eye outta' my finger.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There is a cockcroach on your eye!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Try keeping your eye on the ball now. Mwhahaha!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! She is my wife! Don't see! I will kill you!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
And leap fro.... Oh shoot I slipped....  Here's your eye back.
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
OMG!My finger is struck!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Moe! Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Why I oughta!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Once again, they get it wrong. Haven't we told you enoguh times already - its FOOTball not EYEball!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
As with all referees, even upon seeing the replay, he still couldn't decide whether contact had been made
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Told you that you could look like Frodo Baggins, see you look like him right now. You just never listened to me
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
By the powers of the Lord.... You are healed!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The vulcan death grip still needed a little work
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! I didn't brush my teeth today!How I going to manage it!
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Why am I so constipated
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Gotta' get these false teeth broke in.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
My teeth are made of gold and if I open my mouth and others noticed them, they would break my teeth
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
The next weeks training = 15, 000$
Time spent on fun activities to bond the club = 25, 000$
Flights to and from Local and International matches = 350, 000$
Bbq for the lads on Sunday evenings = 5, 000$

Realizing the club's outcome directly effects your contracted salary =

Priceless
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Voted best impersonation of the beach ball that won the game for Sunderland.


Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer...
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Besieged by his current woes, John Lithgow finds escape in reminiscing on his former career
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey man! Its not match ball, don't shoot it!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Fellaini fisting benfica guy
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Mind you don't wreck my hair.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Don't you dare to shoot the ball, otherwise I will hit your ball
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Off the field these two are entering the newest event at the next winter Olympics. Mens pair figure skating.

Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Competitive ball climbing
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
   I want to sleep!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
s**t! I just asked kiss! It so paining!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Rooney: Where is the towel boy when you need him most?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'm sure a slap roudn the face will wake me up.... Ow damn.... Too hard
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Prince Ronney turning back into Shrek.... (See Shrek 2)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Waynes thinking?.........Coleen can't be pregnant already, she's just dropped one?


FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh, my God! I am evolving into a gorilla in front of the public!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Bestie7 wins this round for this picture hands down. Brilliant!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
My hands are no substitute. I miss my baby.
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Damn why can't I just play for man city
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Next time on the Bold and the Beautiful: while sneaking a quick power nap, Wayne dreams of Cristiano
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hi guys see this!  
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Ferdii, just kiss me!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
After scoring again, Drogba informed Ferdinand, that HE TOO could not stop him either. Ferdinand responded by telling Drogba what he could do with his scoring streak and a mouth gesture that can only be described in asterisk
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's a real nice shave rio.... Bic?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey, Ferdinand! You still owed me 1 pound sterling!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Come up the league and see me some time    
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
No. Not a close shave. You missed a spot
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
   
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Makoun makes himself at home, lays down to watch football match
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! Man why are trying to take my ball! Go and ask your mother
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Those new predators really do suck.... You in
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hic - got any spare change?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Makoun eyes up voronin and thinks? .... She's nice.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Hey from down here I can see right up that girl's.... WAIT A second!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
'I think I should take a rest and wait for them to fight till tired, only will I steal the show"
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Makoun finally realized he wasn't dreaming.    
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Makoun: I knew I shouldn't have had that Vegemite sandwich. Burp@&#%
Oooo yeah its nice down here. Hey guys c'mon then, have a rest and we'll talk about our feelings
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Mascherano wants to grab a nice booty
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Why did we buy this Greek guy?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Mascherano gropes an invisible butt
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Oh yeah? - well your mothers are down here
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey why are you giving red card! I just pressed her ass!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Mascherano wears his pre-game rally hat adorned with the arms of fallen opponents
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Mascherano wanted to revenge on the balls of his opponents as his team was forced to draw with Lyon.


Sufferjoy2 (Bayern München) 4 years ago
"Rafa, Why do you still play Voronin?!"
MasihThe1 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This is a nice topic.... Can anyone put a pic....!    
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Yes. But please keep them recent!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where's the ball that I am supposed to head?!
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Cheater no using glue
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Look mom no hands (if you no what I mean)
Mrmonolith (Arsenal) 4 years ago
That's funny I could ave sworn it was right here a second ago
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Velcro ball.... New from cheaters playthings!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Esmeralda, the bells.... !
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's one ugly camel.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh where is the ball I am searching from morning mom!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
I'm used to scratching my own balls.........Can someone get that for me?


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Haha.... I like that one sam.... Lmao
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Ronaldhino you really should get that thing looked at by a Doctor
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
If only I had played more with girls and less with balls...
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Partyyy!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Showing his trademark as a bull who attack opponent rapidly
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hang loose
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Hey ladies, give me a call!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The orb ufo travelled through several dimensions to see that goal - now that's a fan    
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Yes, I scored. Shame I hit the ball with my left eye rather than my head.  Oh well, sometimes your eyes have to swell up to be beautiful.
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Rock on tommy
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Who is going to come! I want to kiss somebody!~
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I became a team player, you know?
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Who has two thumbs and is over rated?    
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
UEFA latest news. Ronaldhino out for several months with a bout of Jaundis
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Vegascoaster - Q: Who has two thumbs and is over rated?   A: Master Chief
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
One word: Shrinkage
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
We are Barca!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Being famous in football makes Messi to look shy and innocent
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Why are we just standing around
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Henry: "hey man you kicked it into their garden, you go ask for it back"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Barcelona sign veteran Peter Beardsley in shock comeback saga
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Barca players observe a minutes silence for messi, s haircut.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Barca is searching for the ball to play!
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Guys, the PES 2010 Photoshoot is this way, not that way
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Barca planned to blind their opposition on their way to victory with their luminous shirts...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey man did you seen the ball?
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Barca players not very excited about their new training regimine which inludes no balls and will be held in Antartica
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Henry: OOPS I found the ball.
Messi: Your hand is in your pants.
Henry: Oh.


ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
   How about this one?
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
"I find your lack of faith.... Disturbing"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I've got a pin here, and if you don't let go of my throat, I'm gonna' stick it right in your eye.... So there.... You big bully
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I've got your money in the change room, I.... I promise
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Giggs regretted boasting that he never chokes under pressure


CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kaka misunderstood the manager at halftime when he said they need to take matters into their own hands
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
'ello 'ello 'ello - what's all this then? Let's be 'avin you boyo....

Calm down giggs, your glands are swollen, it must be swine flu
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sometimes, footballers need to exhibit their Herculean strength to prove how "man" are they by challenging each other
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
"Always have a spotter when performing Autoerotic Asphyxiation. "    Oh, I went there
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"I'm no saint while facing the Devils"
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Kaka did not understand that when Giggs said "I got you nose", that it was only a joke
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Omg raf. I had to google that...
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
GiGGs don't ever ask referee to show a card against me, otherwise...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Oh giggsy just shut up and kiss me
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Can we play wwe! In the field!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Good thing there are 10 other men each on the pitch eh Raf? Some may get excited just seeing it unfold before their very eyes.... Lol
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I thought we weren't supposed to post old pictures;    Sorry, this isn't an actual reply to the picture
Mrmonolith (Arsenal) 4 years ago
   King Needs a Nap
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Arshavin is really impressed with kings audition for the x factor


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The singing defender, is there no end to this mans talents? .... Pity his knees are knackered, he coulda give us a song and dance routine.... !
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Arshavin: I'm not even mad.... I'm impressed
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When King saw Arshavin is coming to his way, King is afraid and yelled for help
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Dee dee deee
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Please release me let me go  Uh huh
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Aa-aaa--aaachoooo!
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is not the time to be constipated
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Kings is singing! Arshavin claps for him to stop that!
Tuan0r (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"King misplaced his header"
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
 Portsmouth flying high
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Woah oh oh oh, Woah oh oh oh. Everybody was kung fu fighting!
Fingergod (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I loved that Eric Cantona kick so much I wanted to re-live it

Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
When Boateng's wife shouted he couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, he replied that he could even do it with just his right hand, his leg stretched and flying. He was right
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Can you see if theres dog mess on my boot?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kickstart time for Portsmouth by Boateng
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maybe Nike picked the wrong picture for their new Mercurial Vapor advert. Everyone who buys them now prefers the art of Kung Fu fighting to football
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Its stuck to my head! Somebody get it off! Here I'll help!.... Judo Kick!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Yie ar kung fuuty
[account-removed] 4 years ago
Lol I like how the image matches up so well with your profile pic
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Kiss the foot
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hi yah
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This match was played in china!
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
豆贝尔维艾克斯  High Kicks allowed only if player has his eyes closed, and looks like an idiot



   
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