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The Silly Captions Competition
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Dude, wheres my car?
Omar (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Rooney complains David James is too old for a keeper. He then mentions that he was the keeper in a commercial, which then starts a fight between the two
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I never stole it.... !.... Just 'cause I'm a scouser, go on, search me then
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
What?!?! No I can't change the baby now! I'm a bit busy alright!


Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Come and av a go if yer think yer ard enuff.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Wher's my baby? Did the Brazilians take him for the samba dance?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's oh. K. lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Where is my suitcase? My girl friend photo is there?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Rooney: "I used to be this big.... "
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
"No, Coleen's too small, I'm looking for this size.... "
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
(Not a caption) I loved Charlie's first one because the film was on a few nights a go, a classic comedy. I vote it for the win
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Rooney: "What do you mean I am not going to be in Shrek 4?!?!?!?!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Thalidomide wasn't yet banned when rooneys older brother was conceived
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Adebayor mistook Steven Caldwell for Robin Van Persie!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
I may not be able to beat the defenders with my footy skills but I'm skilled enough to 'beat' them with my martial arts!Hii yaaaa!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Adebayor's audition for the role of Afro Samurai didn't go quite according to plan
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Ufc goes al fresco
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Adebayor's family are starting to regret getting him that coffee maker and complete jackie chan dvd collection for his birthday


ManUK (Manchester United) 6 years ago
You fool! You threated to beat me to the ball! - Ade
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Steven Caldwell regretted for saying that he was curious of how is the feel of Van Persie being stepped by Adebayor on his face
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Adebayor: Just angle a bit down farther so I can stretch the upper hamstring. Got it, cheers.  
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Take it easy there Adebayor! Caldwell was talking about HIS OWN mother
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
"Gareth Barry always can't resist a look at the kungfu skills of other footballers"

Ps: read earlier post for a picture where he took a closer look at Crouch's kungfu...
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Adebayor his making his stunt show for his new movie
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Why is it always Arsenal or former Arsenal players that mistake opposing player's heads for footballs?
AniBhat (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Birmingham City's new owner Carson Yeung looks on before the English Premier League soccer match against Manchester City at St. Andrew's stadium, Birmingham, England.


Zishan07 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Carson's prediction for this match: Manchester City 2-1 Birmingham City
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Had N'nog not dived the score would have been 2-1
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
2bud and 1 hamburger up here please.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Probably predicting our premiership position this season

Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Oh ye of little faith cgeiregger.... Lol
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
How old am I? I am just 21 years old!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Two fo' one sale on in da P(l)emiership (l)ight now.... You buy Birmingham, I give you Portsmouth fo f(l)ee
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Guy below with a x-ray cam:" lets see what did you eat earlier.... "
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
After shoplifting on holiday in Saudia Arabia, Chairman Hui's victory salute was never quite the same
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Peace be with you. I mean birmingham no harm (just bad fortune)
Omar (Arsenal) 6 years ago
[oldie]
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Beckham stares on as he tries to hide his embarrassment after the 2004 European Championships
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Hope this could help me in future!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Beckham shows off his new book!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Beckham managed to get the first copy of the book beating John terry!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Got the book, got it signed, next.... Reading lessons
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Victoria.... !.... Where my colouring pencils?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Beckham felt that if he doen't get to the World Cup next year, he would have to read this book
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Beckham's latest attempt at intelligent reading
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Beckham is thinking.... " why am I such an idiot for selling this booking on behalf of Zidane? "    Ps: look at the top of the book
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Next book currently being written. Haircuts for Dummies by david Beckham
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 6 years ago
I don't know what I am more scared of, the ball or crouch's legs being launched towards my face
Omar (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Crouch: "This is how Karem Abdul-Jabar did it to Bruce Lee in that movie!"
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Oh my goodness? His knee can go higher than the ball when it hits Gareth Barry's head!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Jenas: Crouchy's flying crane versus Barry's drunken master. And me without my popcorn. Damn.


Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
'Jumping over them'-This is my way of beating defenders - Peter Crouch
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Finish Him!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Giraffe on a hot tin roof
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Look out beloooooow
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Crouch: "Don't worry, I will just hit the ball and not your face like what Adebayor did to Van Persie. "
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Crouch really takes "Charades" too seriously- here, he is doing his "Karate Kid" impression!
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
This isn't a caption, I just want to say, why does crouch always look crazy when he fighting for the ball?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Crouch: "I will do anything for a starting place, even take out a midfielder!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Look, I can jump and spit at the ball that you are balancing on your head at the same time!  Wait, don't close your eyes, I have good aim!
AniBhat (Arsenal) 6 years ago
[pictures must be caption worthy]
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Fear the Ball!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Oh s**t I didn't know nike made landmines!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Eduardo had mixed feelings about this football, his head wanted to attack, but his legs just wanted to run
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Ok there's spitting on the pitch, but mate I think you need to see a doctor
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Extreme BLOW football
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Murderball
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Hot potato! Hot potato! Hot potato!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Eduardo was less concerned about controlling the ball, and instead more worried about Martin Taylor's whereabouts on the playing field
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
After watching the show "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow", he has decided to imitate it by playing football with his belly
Omar (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Eduardo remembers he was originally Brazilian, but the other half of him keeps thinking Croatian...
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
I mean, come on, I'm sure I can do the Hand of God just as well as Maradona
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
'Waiting for the ball to touch him and accuse the ball for rough tackling'
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Breathtaking football from Arsenal's Eduardo.  
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Eduardo: " And I huff and puff and I blow the ball down.... "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Eduardo: "From a young age, Wenger has taught me how to blow balls. "
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago


N'Gog: I can still jump higher than you...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
"yes that's right Pepe, I pulled my legs right up that high"
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Once you have tried man-boob masturbation you'll jump at the chance again
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Keep it for the showers pepe.... !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Should have gone to Specsavers Pepe!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
I saw a cockcroach on the field!  
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Ahhh! There's a spider behind you!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
As David goes for the bodylock, Pepe refuses to tap out
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Pepe Reina runs the length of the field to jump into the arms of David Ngog.... All because of a spider in his box
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Pepe Reina runs the length of the field, as he refuses to address his fears.  Moments earlier, a beach ball was thrown in his path.
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Reina:" bite my man-boobs, bite it now! Wahahahaha!"
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
Ftotti (AS Roma) 6 years ago
Fillet-o-fish
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
"right, we've hit both his kidneys and he's gonna' face plant it. Teach you to eat my bratwurst"
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Red Player: Foul Ref?  White Players: Wait, hang on, it can't be, its knee ball!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Attempting to fool the opposition by parachuting into the game, he suddenly realised he'd forgot to deploy his chute.... Too late...
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Brighton Cup Tie: the defensive scarecrow tactic failed to keep the seagulls off the field

(that was hard work - nearly just mentioned Man City)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
The player in the background reporting to the crowd just how far off all three players were to the bloody ball.

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Twisted legs of footballers
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
A good player can get 'through' any defence!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Defenders: Forget the football.... Lets go for his set of marbles
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Red guy at the far right: "Guys, no doggies in the centre of the pitch please. "
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Oh no! Its going for my crotch
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Looks like a bad case of the sponsorship on the roma shirts.... Ohhhh, I don't remember eating that last night.... !.... That's whats called following through.... Lol
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Roma defence are taken aback by the audacity of Samuel Eto'o's taunting new Pre-goal celebration
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
Who left that banana peel on the pitch?!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Inter decided half way through the match to try all their strikes at 50%, this is what ensued
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
The leg amputation was not a problem, finding bellend shaped football boots was


Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
s**t I missed! Knew that "Heskey's footy skills" video was a waste of money
Drukdude (Chelsea) 6 years ago
All these ballet lessons are finally paying off!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Opponents sponsorship says it all really!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
In seedy Spanish bars, some female acts use ping-pong balls.... Over in Italy, they have to go one step better
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
If its any conselation Kaje85 I think you pipped me here, that was very funny, just too late mofo better luck next time....

So I vote for yours
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Feeling like hungry ghosts which are released for 1 month.



(Best / Weirdest)
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
The black hole.... !
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
What was that show called? Animorphs
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Full Metal Jacket, Part 2: The Battle of Spain
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Arrggh i've left the oven on
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
The wife found out about that night at the strip club
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Halloween at the Emirates.... Arshavin had dibs on the shark for his killer instinct.... And Fabregas.... Just needs help!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Its either a remake of the banana splits, or a typical saturday night out for thefootytube editorial team
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Madagascar 3: Transformation from animals to footballers
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
"I've warned you so many times about leaving your kit at home, this is what you get. You have to play in the back up kit. Maybe next time you'll remember"
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
This type of things helps us attract 13 year old prodigies to Arsenal. The poney is generally the most popular amongst the kids.


Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
In a move to completely confuse the opposing defence, Arsenal's new fourth kit now doubles as a brilliant disguise
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Fathers-for-Justice demonstrate in Arsenal carpark
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Arsenal goo-goo-ners!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"Look at my legs, they are really stinks!"
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Let's see.... Milk, eggs, bread.... Am I forgetting someth.... Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate!
Where was I.... Milk, eggs, bread...
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
So when are you getting your braces removed babe?


Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Rise of the Blackman in Field
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Ooooooh.... He fly
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Everybody was eager to see Hilton's new iPhone 3GS.......


Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
What are you hiding inside?
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Brandao: "Nah, man, this group hug only fits five!"
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Hey guys.... !.... We got a new sponsorship deal.... Red bull, it gives you wings.... Look out air traffic control, I'm comin' through.... Yeeehaaaaaaaa.... !
6 years ago
[Picture too old - keep that recent as per the thread rules]  
6 years ago
I thought of an other    Ronaldo: do you want a hug  Crouch: NO!
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Ronnie: Get your hands of my girlfriend!  Crouch: But I need one!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Foot in* mouth disease
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago


My second Fellaini pic, and the fourth Fellaini pic in this thread. He's a joker sometimes
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
I do say, the ball is quite close to the hair. Oh shoot now there is grass in there to isn't there
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Spot the difference competiton?
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Hey ! This is my hair, not grass!
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
And now for something completely different    
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"I knew you won't dare to kick my ballish hair!"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Thank god for my protective haircut, without this would really hurt
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Oh God no, not the hair, please!.... Not the hair!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 6 years ago
Fellaini sad his herb blew in the wind
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Fellaini takes a moment to decide whether or not he should avoid the ball, or the dismembered leg thrown at him by a rival hairdresser
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Fellani's latest trick: Hide-a-ball-in-the-fro



   
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