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The Silly Captions Competition
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
They could have at least put him in a coffin
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
FIFA may be trying to crack down on diving and simulation, but when will they do something about this "Stage Diving" that is creeping into the game?
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Found the witch, now let's carry him to the stake!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Lahm has obviously had too much beer already as he thinks he is carrying him
Rubin (Inter Milan) 3 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Your ass is softer than Shakira's
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 3 years ago
Seeing that Ibrahimovich is 18 Piqué makes his move
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Ibra still working his magic.......  
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Good god, talk about an old pals act?
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
As they do on the pitch, Ibra plays up top, while Piqué plays in the back line...
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Breaking news: Pique divorced Shakira, saying he had found his true soulmate
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Pique and zlatan are equally in bromance
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Pique takes the gloves off with his gloves on
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
'Eat my shorts!'
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 3 years ago
"Okay ladies we're starting the bidding at €1000!"
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
I feel a song coming on.... You saw the crescent, I saw the whole of the moon.... !
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
If taking your shirt off is a yellow, surely this is a straight red?
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Kiss my ass girls!
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Won't get my knickers in a twist with my shorts off!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Think it's a fair bet that two is better than one.......
7anzalla (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Everton FC send their top two negotiators to tie down Moyes with a new contract
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Not much success on the pitch.... But off it is another story!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Moyes later revealed that he prefers brunettes
BigDave (Whitecaps) 3 years ago
Oohhhhh, Mersey!      
7anzalla (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Poor Phil, he can't stand the sight of the ball going into the net
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Jones: That's not the only opening Agueros boot drove into....
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Jones is probably thinking that De gea might of saved it...
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
A new nickname springs to mind: David3fingers
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Tevez goes for the world's most acrobatic handball
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Bodyguard Tévez tries to save Rio from a deadly projectile.
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Be my friend, forevra!
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 3 years ago
Evra puts in a superhero performance.
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Evra tried to see if his Axe cologne work, well, it didn't seem so...
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Up until now, it has been United that has carried Evra.  Its just like City to want in on the act.
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Superman to the rescue!
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
James, I just want a piggy back ride alright?!
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Milner couldn't give a Flying Fu*k. But instead he received one
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Sorry for the large amount of the Manchester Derby photos, they were too good to ignore
Man4united (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Can I bum a cigarette?
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
The referee slowly falls away from the scene of crime
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Barry:"Quick pull my finger!"    Ref: "Must get out of fire zone. "
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"One more time giraffe man.... And that's it!"
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"This is your last warning and your sent off the pitch!"
Cloudst (Footytube Mod) 3 years ago
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 3 years ago
Pardews impression of Britney Spears doesn't go down as well as expected...
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
I know the geordie fans act tough going topless even in winter, but they are usually fat guys with plenty of blubber to protect them from the cold.
Get your shirt back on alan, your impressing no one.
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Eating too much French food, Pardew?
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"Spot the big stomach toon fans"
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Pardew: "My gut's telling me it's time for Ben Arfa" *makes troll face*
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Pardew: "You like what you see?! If you score another goal there will be some other things to glance at!"
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Someone needs to tell him it's the 'Tyne–Wear Derby' not the 'Tiny Clothes-Wearing Derby'
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 3 years ago
Wait! Not the full Pardew!
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 3 years ago
If he had known they were going to lose so badly he never would've agreed to play 'Strip Football'
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Götze, AWAY!
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 3 years ago
Gotze "I must go, my planet needs me"
Man4united (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Gotze: "They're celebrating without me. Well, nothing to do here.... "
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Why is it only the star players get the invisible jet packs?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"Playstation advert! I go-to-ze this. "
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
With Lewandowski on his back Felipe Santana can hardly get his Götze kite airborn.
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Gotze: I need my parachute...
Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Invisible giant lolliwurst.
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Fist pumping.... Ze German way!
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
The hallotosis was that bad you could see it
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Choo choo! The Dortmund express has left!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Come here mate, let me comfort you with my bro hug
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Adam and eve?
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Charlie's intimate hug session oughta 'Stoke' Wazza's Fires
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Charlie looked Stoked to piggy-back ride Rooney, but he looked like he didn't give Adam
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 3 years ago
Shrek and Donkey. But wait! Who's the donkey?
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Adam wants to ride his pet horse on rooneys back
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
That looks like one primate trying to groom the other...
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Sweet. Shrek found a friend to play with among the ogres of the Premier League
ManUK (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Congratulations Mr Adam it's a Shrek!
Birdie16 (Whitecaps) 3 years ago
The rather unsuccessful EPL bobsled team
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Uugghh, bring back martin o'neill
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Will you stop kissing my forehead now?
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
*Sniff* "What shampoo you used? I want to grow my hair too"
Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 years ago
When you invest in Africa, it seems as though someone is sucking the blood right out of your brain.
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 3 years ago
Maujim wins!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
From now on Sunderland players will deliberately lose the game just to escape the kiss of the praying mantis
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Well done marouane, had the ball hit him on the head, it could have been lost forever, needle in a haystack comes to mind.
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
We may as well have it on here


Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Dinner is served
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Twilight and Warm Bodies had taken their toll on someone
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ivanovic awaits his anxiety to prevent the vampire from biting him
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Eating Serbians is the newest fad.... Quite tasty    Hungry? Grab an Ivanovic
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Your right dan, but he said vidic was too tough. Ever heard of tenderising your meat luis?
Sjsung (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ivanovic: *scared and frantic* "No Luis, I'm not Bakkal!"



   
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