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The Silly Captions Competition
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
People always said he had a magic left foot but no one expected him to control the ball without touching it.
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Messi was later banned for three games retrospectively after a high challenge on the invisible man
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
So Messi is a huge fan of Cantona
7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Messi applies Karate to his game
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
A little trick Messi learned from Ibrahimovic:




Because scoring normal goals gets old
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
   Effect of barcaphobias ;)
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
NO.... You can't fit a square peg in a round hole?
7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Lucas and Zlatan take time off for picking on each other.  Zlatan, "Lucas you're a Poopoo Head"
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Zlatan: "Give me a Fag in that cool box? "  Lucas: "No get it yourself. "
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
"*sigh* Old man Beckham is telling another story about the "good old days" in Manchester. Everyone pull up a seat, this could take a while"
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
So.... When do we get paid?
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
PSG reaction to getting Barca in the Champions League draw...
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
I thought it was a girl, I swear!
7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 year ago
The Day Madrid Face Chelsea
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Whats with the tattoo? , is he a fan of "last of the summer wine" or what?  He must be with "nora" batty tattooed on his arms?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
"Gracias Fernando to not show up at the national squad so we have a chance of scoring golassos"
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
"We will win it for you Mr Number 9"
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Sergio Ramos new WAG- Fernando Torres
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
One in the series: We will not bother changing the haircut.  Kiss him goodbye, by all means  [Edited]
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Contrary to belief, Torres DOES "SCORE" when he wants...
Peteko 1 year ago
Since he stopped scoring, Torres is now loved and worshiped by defenders all over the world.
7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 year ago
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Rooney mistaking the #15 player as someones 'nana
Messi911 (Barcelona) 1 year ago
#5: "call the doctor, I think Terry's just had a stroke!"
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
#5 Ohh: "Its Terrys deformed face!"
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
#15: Will do anything to get on the Silly Captions competition on footytube
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Poor #15! Rooney tore off his scalp for later use...
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
I can't remember monty python ever doing a ministry of funny faces, but if they did I'm sure this would be it
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
He plays with such a hunger
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
A football a day keeps the girlfriend away.............Or so i've heard!
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
The Bundesliga is world famous for their delicious tasting footballs
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Extreme teething case
Peteko 1 year ago
It was not for fame or money. He just wanted to lick and kick balls
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
This is what happens when budget cuts mean no half time oranges
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Kungfu football.... Because "when in Rome.... "
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
David Beckham reveils the secrets to his sublime kicking technique: "just position yourself exactly right, keep balance and the hit will come naturally"
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Not that old prank were the guy bends over and someone pushes becks over him.
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Beck's Overhead kick takes some talent on a asian training pitch
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Beckham took his free kick wonder to the next level by break dancing
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
The Chinese guys are shocked to see an Armani outfit get wrecked, but then again.... It was just the Victoria Collection
Peteko 1 year ago
What they were saying in Chinese was: Watch out for that banana peel
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
Beckham's penalty taking skills have evidently improved over the years...
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago

Dempsey in the snow
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Hey coach?! What does making snow angels have anything to do with football?
7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 year ago
"I f***in LOVE cocaine!"
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
We may laugh, but its snow joke
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
In his next life, Dempsey wants to come back as a snow cat
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Thanks for keeping me freezing in the cold
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
I want to fart but it's so cold that I can't let it out
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
The black shorts really ruined Clints plans to camouflage and hide from the opposition
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
Dempsey got carried away with his impression of Tony Montana
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
"Please, the ball just wants to be interviewed. "
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
No playing ball until you have finished your homework kids
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Listen to me young grasshoppers.... If you can take this ball from my palm you will have completed your training
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
I don't know who am I going to give the ball to? Maybe ill keep it
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Whys the guy in the background interviewing the ball?
Aaron222 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Lmao such a great pic with so many things happening at once
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
The damn ball spilt the beans to the press. Now everyone knows Ancelotti is leaving football to become a dodgeball referee
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
"To be or not to be? That is the question...."

"For the last time, this isn't Hamlet now give us the ball back!"
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Putting a bib on is hard enough! Don't you dare tear of my shirt.
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
And they say italian clothing in class and hard wearing?
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
"Chewing gum isn't gonna' make the ball stick to your feet Mario!"
Aaron222 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
An unfortunate choice from a fashion point of view but the earmuffs were necessary to drown out the pleas of mercy from all the managers he's grown tired of
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Roman abrum brum- brum avich
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Abramovich always wants to be in pole position. Too bad that the car title race is over
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Has anyone been sacked yet?
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Proof that Roman listens to no one
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
This is simply the best moment to be the boss of chelsea
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago

Bolivian President Evo Morales offers a gift to Argentinean star Lionel Messi
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Messi: "You're right.... This does look better than the Barcelona away kit.... "
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
So that's where my mums curtains went, she says they went missing off her washing line
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
Determined to outdo his polka dot suit Messi chooses his outfit for next years Ballon D'or
ManUK (Manchester United) 1 year ago
First it was baggy pants, now it's wearing a rug, I will never understand fashion
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Does this make me look fat?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Ronaldo: "haha your name is kaka" Kaka: "At least I am not wearing a condom on my head"  
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Too much weed last night
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
And then they said Utd would win the European Cup!
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Ronaldo to kaka: "Lets see if I'm going to return to England, we shall see"
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
Ronaldo "They say he's the Welsh Ronaldo!"
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Ronaldo with some doggy head gear lol
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Teja7 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Keep calm and pass the baby to Berba
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
The kids thinking?....Thank god its not flappyhandski.
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
In Bulgaria we don't need magic erasers. Babies work just fine
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
When asked how he would stop Messi in a match this was Berbatov's response
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
No Berba! That's NOT a paintbrush!
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Traditional Bulgarian Intelligence Test: Hold your baby up to a light and check for holes.  
Teja7 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Baby: Bro, do you even lift?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Berba you will close your mouth when the baby starts puking all over you
Teja7 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Teja7 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
The referee found the door to Narnia!
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
That's one hell of an I. Pad mate
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
Sturridge is left wondering what that orange object is that floating in front of his face is!
KingHarryKewell (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
We know who you are
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Even when I wear this mask the fans still know it's me. Maybe I should resort to plan be, score goals.
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
I am the new version of Batman
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Toress tried hard to impersonate Jet Li, too bad he forgot about the cap
Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 year ago
The Daft Knight Rises.... And then falls again
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Finally I can hide in plain sight
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Serious Christian Bale lookalike alert
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Now, time for action and goals!
Teja7 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Liverpool fan: And here we have the counter part of Christian Bale, we call him Judas Bale



   
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