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The Silly Captions Competition
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! I don't known to count that how many games we lost this season so far
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
" If only I hadn't eaten so much when I was 12. "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Should've gone to weightwatchers.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"Oh, my face has sagged too much, time for Botox!"    Or    "Oops, stop pinching my butt in the public! Its so embarrassing!"
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ze joke is on ze pickpocket- my wallet is empty!  
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I wonder how much this car would cost!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ah, I wish we could be as good as Chelsea.... Hang on...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Looks like it's time to go for diet
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If I hold my hands here long enough maybe my face will stay this way and I can look silly all the time
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Dinho: Shhh, don't tell Massimo what I told you.  Pato: Ok!  Dinho: No seriously promise, say it.
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dinho: hey pato!Monkey came into the ground!  Pato: oh!See clearly, that is not monkey, he is seedrof!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ronaldinho: We'll wait till Pippo makes a run into space, then I'll give you the ball, for no reason other than to annoy him.
Pato: [under breath] Man this guy's an idiot...
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pato avoids face-to-face conversation with Dinho.... He claims its easier on the eyes
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"hey Pato, you see where that £220 million went? "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Remake of beauty and the beast......Uncut...

Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Pato:" See that girl over there? "  Dinho:" yeah. "  Pato:" Tell her to meet me at my room tonight"  Dinho:" Roger that. "  
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
"Look, that's the dentist I was telling you about.... "
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dinho:Why you look scared?  Pato:That chelsea guys are chasing me, gotta' hide!
4 years ago
Dihno: theres to many people here we can't kiss now  Pato: ok but don't tell gattuso about our realtionship
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pato: Dinho, that lady there has been watching you all the time
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronalinho: Hey Pato if you keep running in that direction you'll end up in the EPL!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
They are coming there after us! Run! After they sold kaka' we are running away so we won't be sold to. Now to go play for some american team
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Ref: Hey you, Demichelis, get over here!
Martin: Yes sir!
Ref: Have you been drinking today?
Martin: No sir!
Ref: I don't buy it, exhale here....
Martin: *exhales*
Ref: Jesus Christ, that smells like a whales rotten vagina!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Player shouting into Referee's mic:  " Hey 4th official! I need back-up here "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
When in doubt, call for back up
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Referee calls for back up as Player threatesn to sexually assault the match official.


Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Demichelis gives the referee his version of don't you want me baby by the human league
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Referee trys to talk demichelis out of an on field wedgy.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"What! You are giving me a card for exposing my left thigh? "
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hands behind the back is the best approach for a snog....come over here ref (Demichelis)
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
New shorts from adidas
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The referee whistled to Demichelis as he is attracted to his big muscular left thigh
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey ref!? If I show more leg will you change your call?
4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Due to the economic downturn, Santa Claus has insufficient amount of money to distribute Christmas gifts, so he ventured into football to earn as much money as Ronaldo.

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
If this was guess the player, I, d have to say.... Santa cruz of mancity?  I think the angel is peter crouch with tits.... !
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
If the Angel was Crouch, Saint Nicholas would have to be Goliath.  "Two young giants at play".
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Christmas time!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Santa's not getting any from his little helper
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Commercial from the TV:    "Play football to lose weight! Look at what it does to Santa! Come, join us now for a promotional price! Hurry!"
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Even Santa is a Footy addict!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Angels are supposed to be nice and friendly, not trip fellow players up
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Whoever thought of tying the couples shoe together was a genius. It gives Santa wings!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Looks like the angel is packing a suprise present of "her" own for santa
4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Football maniac transformed into ball-man
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Ever hear of clearasil? .... You need to get those spots sorted
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I might need a nose job after this one
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Excuse me, yeah back here.... Does blue make my arse look big?
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey you know superman, batman, now you can see footyman. Hahahahaha
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Keep your head in the game.  
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Nike's kit sponsorship deal has gone a little too far
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
That's why we call this a "header"....
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Dude, wheres my car?
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Rooney complains David James is too old for a keeper. He then mentions that he was the keeper in a commercial, which then starts a fight between the two
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I never stole it.... !.... Just 'cause I'm a scouser, go on, search me then
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
What?!?! No I can't change the baby now! I'm a bit busy alright!


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Come and av a go if yer think yer ard enuff.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Wher's my baby? Did the Brazilians take him for the samba dance?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's oh. K. lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is my suitcase? My girl friend photo is there?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rooney: "I used to be this big.... "
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"No, Coleen's too small, I'm looking for this size.... "
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
(Not a caption) I loved Charlie's first one because the film was on a few nights a go, a classic comedy. I vote it for the win
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rooney: "What do you mean I am not going to be in Shrek 4?!?!?!?!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Thalidomide wasn't yet banned when rooneys older brother was conceived
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Adebayor mistook Steven Caldwell for Robin Van Persie!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I may not be able to beat the defenders with my footy skills but I'm skilled enough to 'beat' them with my martial arts!Hii yaaaa!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Adebayor's audition for the role of Afro Samurai didn't go quite according to plan
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Ufc goes al fresco
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Adebayor's family are starting to regret getting him that coffee maker and complete jackie chan dvd collection for his birthday


ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
You fool! You threated to beat me to the ball! - Ade
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Steven Caldwell regretted for saying that he was curious of how is the feel of Van Persie being stepped by Adebayor on his face
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Adebayor: Just angle a bit down farther so I can stretch the upper hamstring. Got it, cheers.  
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Take it easy there Adebayor! Caldwell was talking about HIS OWN mother
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"Gareth Barry always can't resist a look at the kungfu skills of other footballers"

Ps: read earlier post for a picture where he took a closer look at Crouch's kungfu...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Adebayor his making his stunt show for his new movie
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Why is it always Arsenal or former Arsenal players that mistake opposing player's heads for footballs?
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Birmingham City's new owner Carson Yeung looks on before the English Premier League soccer match against Manchester City at St. Andrew's stadium, Birmingham, England.


Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Carson's prediction for this match: Manchester City 2-1 Birmingham City
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Had N'nog not dived the score would have been 2-1
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
2bud and 1 hamburger up here please.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Probably predicting our premiership position this season

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Oh ye of little faith cgeiregger.... Lol
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
How old am I? I am just 21 years old!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Two fo' one sale on in da P(l)emiership (l)ight now.... You buy Birmingham, I give you Portsmouth fo f(l)ee
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Guy below with a x-ray cam:" lets see what did you eat earlier.... "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
After shoplifting on holiday in Saudia Arabia, Chairman Hui's victory salute was never quite the same
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Peace be with you. I mean birmingham no harm (just bad fortune)
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[oldie]
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Beckham stares on as he tries to hide his embarrassment after the 2004 European Championships
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hope this could help me in future!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Beckham shows off his new book!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Beckham managed to get the first copy of the book beating John terry!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Got the book, got it signed, next.... Reading lessons
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Victoria.... !.... Where my colouring pencils?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Beckham felt that if he doen't get to the World Cup next year, he would have to read this book
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Beckham's latest attempt at intelligent reading
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Beckham is thinking.... " why am I such an idiot for selling this booking on behalf of Zidane? "    Ps: look at the top of the book
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Next book currently being written. Haircuts for Dummies by david Beckham
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I don't know what I am more scared of, the ball or crouch's legs being launched towards my face
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Crouch: "This is how Karem Abdul-Jabar did it to Bruce Lee in that movie!"
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh my goodness? His knee can go higher than the ball when it hits Gareth Barry's head!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Jenas: Crouchy's flying crane versus Barry's drunken master. And me without my popcorn. Damn.


Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
'Jumping over them'-This is my way of beating defenders - Peter Crouch
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Finish Him!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Giraffe on a hot tin roof
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Look out beloooooow
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Crouch: "Don't worry, I will just hit the ball and not your face like what Adebayor did to Van Persie. "
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Crouch really takes "Charades" too seriously- here, he is doing his "Karate Kid" impression!
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
This isn't a caption, I just want to say, why does crouch always look crazy when he fighting for the ball?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Crouch: "I will do anything for a starting place, even take out a midfielder!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Look, I can jump and spit at the ball that you are balancing on your head at the same time!  Wait, don't close your eyes, I have good aim!
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[pictures must be caption worthy]
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Fear the Ball!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Oh s**t I didn't know nike made landmines!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Eduardo had mixed feelings about this football, his head wanted to attack, but his legs just wanted to run
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Ok there's spitting on the pitch, but mate I think you need to see a doctor
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Extreme BLOW football
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Murderball
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Hot potato! Hot potato! Hot potato!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Eduardo was less concerned about controlling the ball, and instead more worried about Martin Taylor's whereabouts on the playing field
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After watching the show "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow", he has decided to imitate it by playing football with his belly
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Eduardo remembers he was originally Brazilian, but the other half of him keeps thinking Croatian...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I mean, come on, I'm sure I can do the Hand of God just as well as Maradona
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
'Waiting for the ball to touch him and accuse the ball for rough tackling'
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Breathtaking football from Arsenal's Eduardo.  
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Eduardo: " And I huff and puff and I blow the ball down.... "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Eduardo: "From a young age, Wenger has taught me how to blow balls. "
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago


N'Gog: I can still jump higher than you...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"yes that's right Pepe, I pulled my legs right up that high"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Once you have tried man-boob masturbation you'll jump at the chance again
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Keep it for the showers pepe.... !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Should have gone to Specsavers Pepe!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I saw a cockcroach on the field!  
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Ahhh! There's a spider behind you!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
As David goes for the bodylock, Pepe refuses to tap out
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pepe Reina runs the length of the field to jump into the arms of David Ngog.... All because of a spider in his box
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pepe Reina runs the length of the field, as he refuses to address his fears.  Moments earlier, a beach ball was thrown in his path.
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Reina:" bite my man-boobs, bite it now! Wahahahaha!"
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Fillet-o-fish
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"right, we've hit both his kidneys and he's gonna' face plant it. Teach you to eat my bratwurst"
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Red Player: Foul Ref?  White Players: Wait, hang on, it can't be, its knee ball!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Attempting to fool the opposition by parachuting into the game, he suddenly realised he'd forgot to deploy his chute.... Too late...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Brighton Cup Tie: the defensive scarecrow tactic failed to keep the seagulls off the field

(that was hard work - nearly just mentioned Man City)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The player in the background reporting to the crowd just how far off all three players were to the bloody ball.

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Twisted legs of footballers
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
A good player can get 'through' any defence!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Defenders: Forget the football.... Lets go for his set of marbles
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Red guy at the far right: "Guys, no doggies in the centre of the pitch please. "
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh no! Its going for my crotch
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Looks like a bad case of the sponsorship on the roma shirts.... Ohhhh, I don't remember eating that last night.... !.... That's whats called following through.... Lol
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Roma defence are taken aback by the audacity of Samuel Eto'o's taunting new Pre-goal celebration
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Who left that banana peel on the pitch?!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Inter decided half way through the match to try all their strikes at 50%, this is what ensued
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The leg amputation was not a problem, finding bellend shaped football boots was


Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
s**t I missed! Knew that "Heskey's footy skills" video was a waste of money
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
All these ballet lessons are finally paying off!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Opponents sponsorship says it all really!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
In seedy Spanish bars, some female acts use ping-pong balls.... Over in Italy, they have to go one step better
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
If its any conselation Kaje85 I think you pipped me here, that was very funny, just too late mofo better luck next time....

So I vote for yours
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Feeling like hungry ghosts which are released for 1 month.



(Best / Weirdest)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The black hole.... !
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
What was that show called? Animorphs
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Full Metal Jacket, Part 2: The Battle of Spain
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Arrggh i've left the oven on
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
The wife found out about that night at the strip club



   
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