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The Silly Captions Competition
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Mod Edit: as Incuteration above me mentioned, it'd be better if you post recent pictures only.  
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I'm so happy to be here with you guys...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I suppose its warmer than wearing gloves.... !...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What a cheek.... !
ECEssien (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You think this is painful? .... Play bad today and tonight u'll really feel the pain
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Up the Arsenal!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
CHEEKY!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Lord jesus look at us!
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
[Edit: keep the pics recent please]
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Attempt to honor the Hindu God Ganesh. The judges score it a 7. 0
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Haha Brilliant chealsea61    And mine....    Alright alright already, I give up!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
After this latest photographic evidence, footballing authorities have said there will be no more invitational teams from the w. W. E asked to take part in any future tournaments.
W. W. E. Spokesman hulk hogan stated, its only fair that we be allowed to bring some of our own moves to the game, you know what you can do with your soccer.... Shove it.... !
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
 
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
It must be 4:00pm. Tea time!  
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Ya fine, you can tell your friends you got "lucky" with Beckam just make it quick!
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Wow this picture must be 4 years old
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Good god david? .... Is that all victoria has to look forward to? .... Pitiful
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Beckham: How do ya like THEM apples?!
ECEssien (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Perhaps a drink from this fountain will bless me with wonderful free kicks
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I don't see a hallmark
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Remix of.... I saw the whole of the moon
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
From the creators of Goal and Goal 2, From the producers who brought you Snatch, and director Michael Mann, come an epic story of 4 men in a battle that will only affect their immediate popularity and 1 grey man who can change it all. This summer.... Thousands will see their fates decided in the epic thriller. Manikin football!

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Just having preview for next weeks dance competition
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Its either flash photography, or the worst floodlighting system of all time
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
In a match marred with controversy, E. T. Makes a surprise appearance in the crowd
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pepe sees the light
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Due to Cristiano Ronaldo's injury, he did not play in the match. Instead he just sat in the stands, after his teeth whitening appointment.

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Bosnia's strikers were so bad that fans had to shine spot lights on Portugal's goal, just to make sure they were aiming in the right direction
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The blue laser beam stuns pepe in the middle of a match while bosnians look on
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
France vs. Ireland. Henry's handball.  
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Irish hopes crushed as Thierry Henry hands victory to France.  
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Poor Henry.... Forgot that he is playing Football not basketball, but just for a second!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Henry with the crossover around the back slam dunk! Oops wrong sport!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
That.... Is.... Not.... My.... Hand.... This.... Must.... Be.... The.... Hand.... Of.... Go.... Oh wait, yeah it is
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Its all referee's fault...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Henry:just to see whether the ball is soft or not?
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Superb handling!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Where was the luck of Irish at this moment?
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Irish: What the hell do you tink you're doing?!  Henry: Trying to stop it from going out, obviously. I hate stop-start football
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Hand of God is just as good for assists as for scoring goals!
ECEssien (Chelsea) 4 years ago
What hand?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Le c**k unsportif  
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Juggle, juggle.... World CUP SPOT!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Henry claims this moment was inspired by his idol, MC Hammer.... He was singing "you can't touch this" as he took France's world cup hopes into his own hands
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh my God! That guy is so stink until I cannot face him
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Look, my hand is the same tone as my face
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
It is a bad smell from back, who is there?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Who dropped that?
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
While number 10's nose is itching, number 3 has bigger problems: Foot Fungus! Call 1-800-F-Fungus to find out how we can help you!
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Look! I'm an Elephant!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"smells a bit rough in this stadium! I don't want to know what they are putting in the soil...."

Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Oh my god, , !What the hell did he eat?
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
My mom said my hair had to look like this.... OK!
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hamburg's Marcus Berg (L) vies for the ball with Celtic's Landry N'Guemo during their UEFA Europa League Group see football match in Hamburg.



FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The effect of Landry N'Guemo doing long jump
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Trying to get my ball? I'll kick your butt!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
New style of penalty appealing introduced! The objective is to jump as high as possible, and pretend you have been shot in mid air.... Its called 'air-diving'
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Nguemo reegrets getting in the way of his shot when he's launched into row Z
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Great composure, as a stray ball fails put off a competitor in the world arse kickin championship
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gosh darn it! I wanted to put the ball into the net, not N'Guemo....

Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Security staff stop a streaker during Bundesliga soccer match between FC Colonge and Hertha Berlin in Berlin November 8,2009.





AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
He is in swimming mood, why the security disturbing him?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I thought I can slipped into the field to meet my football idols as the securities won't dare to even touch me when I am naked
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Security at Anfield is high these days, as security officials have been permission to look anywhere for beach balls.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is my gold coins?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The guy later claimed he was a groundsman forking the pitch, I must stress at this point, I said forking
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Lady Invisible and her boyfriend caused uproar on the pitch. Inexplicably, only her boyfriend was later fined
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Talk about invasion of privacy !
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
The officials have gone too far for matches at Anfield. Fans must now go through a strip search to make sure no beach balls get in
ECEssien (Chelsea) 4 years ago
HEY!Me first!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kaka: "Even 120, 000 pounds a week can't buy you a decent looking face. "
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Mmhhh.... Donut...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Thinks to himself.... Ask coleen. Shrek.... !
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I belong to rooney
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kaka: "Even 120, 000 pounds a week can't buy you a decent looking face. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Don't be sad as we, Brazilians can beat your team many more times, and if you are sad now you will be sad forever
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Kaka: *giggles* he does! Look like shrek....  
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kaka:hmmmmmmmmm!~rooney:what?  Kaka:your wife is looking so good!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Smile outside, Evil inside
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Ronaldo's mine now
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kaka: "I just saw you on footytube the other day. You look even funnier in real life "
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Lights are always bright when your this high
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
DON of football is now banned !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Bono is rushed off to make up before his latest performance



(equal winner)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Argentinian grandmother auditions for men in black



(equal winner)
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Maradona: 'Hmmm.... Where should I head for 2 months holiday now? Hawaii? '
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona: Its easier to see white, when your wearing black
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradona is still having visions of the hand of God, but this time, its for real...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradoma trying to look young again
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradona: hahahahaha! Now fifa cannot find me, I can coach my team regularly
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Vote for Tony! "Argentinian grandmother auditions for men in black" I was laughing out loud!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Maradona: Can't talk coming down...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
God, thanks for the hand but why do you foresake me? I asked for a double gin not chin
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I can't watch! I can't! These shades will protect my eyes.  (maradona watching highlight of argentina vs. Brazil)
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
How much you want? For this cow?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
" Friendly "  
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Cappelos body language says it all.... You talk some amount of dung-a.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Dunga :" and my style is if they don't listen, I'll punch them !"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Capello:"you do look like Jonh terry!"
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dunga:Your players must learn how to dribble from us!  Capello:Nah.... I think we must learn how to party from you!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Capello: Are you dissing me specs?  Dunga: Snore...
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dunga: sorry I was sleeping during the match. It was that bad unfortunately
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Dunga: Listen, all I'm saying is Brahma is better tasting then Bass....  Capello: I should really slap you.
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Capello lectured by Dunga after the loss
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Capello is thinking: My career is longer than yours...
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! I don't known to count that how many games we lost this season so far
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
" If only I hadn't eaten so much when I was 12. "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Should've gone to weightwatchers.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"Oh, my face has sagged too much, time for Botox!"    Or    "Oops, stop pinching my butt in the public! Its so embarrassing!"
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Ze joke is on ze pickpocket- my wallet is empty!  
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I wonder how much this car would cost!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ah, I wish we could be as good as Chelsea.... Hang on...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Looks like it's time to go for diet
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
If I hold my hands here long enough maybe my face will stay this way and I can look silly all the time
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Dinho: Shhh, don't tell Massimo what I told you.  Pato: Ok!  Dinho: No seriously promise, say it.
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dinho: hey pato!Monkey came into the ground!  Pato: oh!See clearly, that is not monkey, he is seedrof!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ronaldinho: We'll wait till Pippo makes a run into space, then I'll give you the ball, for no reason other than to annoy him.
Pato: [under breath] Man this guy's an idiot...
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pato avoids face-to-face conversation with Dinho.... He claims its easier on the eyes
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"hey Pato, you see where that £220 million went? "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Remake of beauty and the beast......Uncut...

Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Pato:" See that girl over there? "  Dinho:" yeah. "  Pato:" Tell her to meet me at my room tonight"  Dinho:" Roger that. "  
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
"Look, that's the dentist I was telling you about.... "
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dinho:Why you look scared?  Pato:That chelsea guys are chasing me, gotta' hide!
4 years ago
Dihno: theres to many people here we can't kiss now  Pato: ok but don't tell gattuso about our realtionship
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pato: Dinho, that lady there has been watching you all the time
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Ronalinho: Hey Pato if you keep running in that direction you'll end up in the EPL!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
They are coming there after us! Run! After they sold kaka' we are running away so we won't be sold to. Now to go play for some american team
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Ref: Hey you, Demichelis, get over here!
Martin: Yes sir!
Ref: Have you been drinking today?
Martin: No sir!
Ref: I don't buy it, exhale here....
Martin: *exhales*
Ref: Jesus Christ, that smells like a whales rotten vagina!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Player shouting into Referee's mic:  " Hey 4th official! I need back-up here "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
When in doubt, call for back up
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Referee calls for back up as Player threatesn to sexually assault the match official.


Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Demichelis gives the referee his version of don't you want me baby by the human league
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Referee trys to talk demichelis out of an on field wedgy.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"What! You are giving me a card for exposing my left thigh? "
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hands behind the back is the best approach for a snog....come over here ref (Demichelis)
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
New shorts from adidas
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The referee whistled to Demichelis as he is attracted to his big muscular left thigh
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Hey ref!? If I show more leg will you change your call?



   
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