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The Silly Captions Competition
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh my God! That guy is so stink until I cannot face him
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Look, my hand is the same tone as my face
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
It is a bad smell from back, who is there?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Who dropped that?
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
While number 10's nose is itching, number 3 has bigger problems: Foot Fungus! Call 1-800-F-Fungus to find out how we can help you!
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Look! I'm an Elephant!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"smells a bit rough in this stadium! I don't want to know what they are putting in the soil...."

Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Oh my god, , !What the hell did he eat?
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
My mom said my hair had to look like this.... OK!
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hamburg's Marcus Berg (L) vies for the ball with Celtic's Landry N'Guemo during their UEFA Europa League Group see football match in Hamburg.



FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The effect of Landry N'Guemo doing long jump
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Trying to get my ball? I'll kick your butt!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
New style of penalty appealing introduced! The objective is to jump as high as possible, and pretend you have been shot in mid air.... Its called 'air-diving'
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Nguemo reegrets getting in the way of his shot when he's launched into row Z
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Great composure, as a stray ball fails put off a competitor in the world arse kickin championship
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gosh darn it! I wanted to put the ball into the net, not N'Guemo....

Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Security staff stop a streaker during Bundesliga soccer match between FC Colonge and Hertha Berlin in Berlin November 8,2009.





AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
He is in swimming mood, why the security disturbing him?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I thought I can slipped into the field to meet my football idols as the securities won't dare to even touch me when I am naked
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Security at Anfield is high these days, as security officials have been permission to look anywhere for beach balls.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is my gold coins?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The guy later claimed he was a groundsman forking the pitch, I must stress at this point, I said forking
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Lady Invisible and her boyfriend caused uproar on the pitch. Inexplicably, only her boyfriend was later fined
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Talk about invasion of privacy !
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The officials have gone too far for matches at Anfield. Fans must now go through a strip search to make sure no beach balls get in
ECEssien (Chelsea) 4 years ago
HEY!Me first!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kaka: "Even 120, 000 pounds a week can't buy you a decent looking face. "
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Mmhhh.... Donut...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Thinks to himself.... Ask coleen. Shrek.... !
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I belong to rooney
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kaka: "Even 120, 000 pounds a week can't buy you a decent looking face. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Don't be sad as we, Brazilians can beat your team many more times, and if you are sad now you will be sad forever
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Kaka: *giggles* he does! Look like shrek....  
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kaka:hmmmmmmmmm!~rooney:what?  Kaka:your wife is looking so good!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Smile outside, Evil inside
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Ronaldo's mine now
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kaka: "I just saw you on footytube the other day. You look even funnier in real life "
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Lights are always bright when your this high
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
DON of football is now banned !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Bono is rushed off to make up before his latest performance



(equal winner)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Argentinian grandmother auditions for men in black



(equal winner)
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Maradona: 'Hmmm.... Where should I head for 2 months holiday now? Hawaii? '
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona: Its easier to see white, when your wearing black
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradona is still having visions of the hand of God, but this time, its for real...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradoma trying to look young again
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradona: hahahahaha! Now fifa cannot find me, I can coach my team regularly
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Vote for Tony! "Argentinian grandmother auditions for men in black" I was laughing out loud!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradona: Can't talk coming down...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
God, thanks for the hand but why do you foresake me? I asked for a double gin not chin
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I can't watch! I can't! These shades will protect my eyes.  (maradona watching highlight of argentina vs. Brazil)
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
How much you want? For this cow?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
" Friendly "  
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Cappelos body language says it all.... You talk some amount of dung-a.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Dunga :" and my style is if they don't listen, I'll punch them !"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Capello:"you do look like Jonh terry!"
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dunga:Your players must learn how to dribble from us!  Capello:Nah.... I think we must learn how to party from you!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Capello: Are you dissing me specs?  Dunga: Snore...
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dunga: sorry I was sleeping during the match. It was that bad unfortunately
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Dunga: Listen, all I'm saying is Brahma is better tasting then Bass....  Capello: I should really slap you.
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Capello lectured by Dunga after the loss
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Capello is thinking: My career is longer than yours...
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! I don't known to count that how many games we lost this season so far
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
" If only I hadn't eaten so much when I was 12. "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Should've gone to weightwatchers.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"Oh, my face has sagged too much, time for Botox!"    Or    "Oops, stop pinching my butt in the public! Its so embarrassing!"
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ze joke is on ze pickpocket- my wallet is empty!  
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I wonder how much this car would cost!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ah, I wish we could be as good as Chelsea.... Hang on...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Looks like it's time to go for diet
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If I hold my hands here long enough maybe my face will stay this way and I can look silly all the time
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Dinho: Shhh, don't tell Massimo what I told you.  Pato: Ok!  Dinho: No seriously promise, say it.
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dinho: hey pato!Monkey came into the ground!  Pato: oh!See clearly, that is not monkey, he is seedrof!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ronaldinho: We'll wait till Pippo makes a run into space, then I'll give you the ball, for no reason other than to annoy him.
Pato: [under breath] Man this guy's an idiot...
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pato avoids face-to-face conversation with Dinho.... He claims its easier on the eyes
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"hey Pato, you see where that £220 million went? "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Remake of beauty and the beast......Uncut...

Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Pato:" See that girl over there? "  Dinho:" yeah. "  Pato:" Tell her to meet me at my room tonight"  Dinho:" Roger that. "  
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
"Look, that's the dentist I was telling you about.... "
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dinho:Why you look scared?  Pato:That chelsea guys are chasing me, gotta' hide!
4 years ago
Dihno: theres to many people here we can't kiss now  Pato: ok but don't tell gattuso about our realtionship
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pato: Dinho, that lady there has been watching you all the time
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronalinho: Hey Pato if you keep running in that direction you'll end up in the EPL!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
They are coming there after us! Run! After they sold kaka' we are running away so we won't be sold to. Now to go play for some american team
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Ref: Hey you, Demichelis, get over here!
Martin: Yes sir!
Ref: Have you been drinking today?
Martin: No sir!
Ref: I don't buy it, exhale here....
Martin: *exhales*
Ref: Jesus Christ, that smells like a whales rotten vagina!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Player shouting into Referee's mic:  " Hey 4th official! I need back-up here "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
When in doubt, call for back up
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Referee calls for back up as Player threatesn to sexually assault the match official.


Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Demichelis gives the referee his version of don't you want me baby by the human league
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Referee trys to talk demichelis out of an on field wedgy.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"What! You are giving me a card for exposing my left thigh? "
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hands behind the back is the best approach for a snog....come over here ref (Demichelis)
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
New shorts from adidas
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The referee whistled to Demichelis as he is attracted to his big muscular left thigh
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey ref!? If I show more leg will you change your call?
4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Due to the economic downturn, Santa Claus has insufficient amount of money to distribute Christmas gifts, so he ventured into football to earn as much money as Ronaldo.

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
If this was guess the player, I, d have to say.... Santa cruz of mancity?  I think the angel is peter crouch with tits.... !
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
If the Angel was Crouch, Saint Nicholas would have to be Goliath.  "Two young giants at play".
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Christmas time!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Santa's not getting any from his little helper
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Commercial from the TV:    "Play football to lose weight! Look at what it does to Santa! Come, join us now for a promotional price! Hurry!"
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Even Santa is a Footy addict!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Angels are supposed to be nice and friendly, not trip fellow players up
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Whoever thought of tying the couples shoe together was a genius. It gives Santa wings!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Looks like the angel is packing a suprise present of "her" own for santa
4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Football maniac transformed into ball-man
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Ever hear of clearasil? .... You need to get those spots sorted
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I might need a nose job after this one
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Excuse me, yeah back here.... Does blue make my arse look big?
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey you know superman, batman, now you can see footyman. Hahahahaha
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Keep your head in the game.  
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Nike's kit sponsorship deal has gone a little too far
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
That's why we call this a "header"....
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Dude, wheres my car?
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Rooney complains David James is too old for a keeper. He then mentions that he was the keeper in a commercial, which then starts a fight between the two
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I never stole it.... !.... Just 'cause I'm a scouser, go on, search me then
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
What?!?! No I can't change the baby now! I'm a bit busy alright!


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Come and av a go if yer think yer ard enuff.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Wher's my baby? Did the Brazilians take him for the samba dance?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's oh. K. lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is my suitcase? My girl friend photo is there?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rooney: "I used to be this big.... "
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"No, Coleen's too small, I'm looking for this size.... "
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
(Not a caption) I loved Charlie's first one because the film was on a few nights a go, a classic comedy. I vote it for the win
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rooney: "What do you mean I am not going to be in Shrek 4?!?!?!?!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Thalidomide wasn't yet banned when rooneys older brother was conceived
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Adebayor mistook Steven Caldwell for Robin Van Persie!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I may not be able to beat the defenders with my footy skills but I'm skilled enough to 'beat' them with my martial arts!Hii yaaaa!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Adebayor's audition for the role of Afro Samurai didn't go quite according to plan
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Ufc goes al fresco
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Adebayor's family are starting to regret getting him that coffee maker and complete jackie chan dvd collection for his birthday


ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
You fool! You threated to beat me to the ball! - Ade
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Steven Caldwell regretted for saying that he was curious of how is the feel of Van Persie being stepped by Adebayor on his face
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Adebayor: Just angle a bit down farther so I can stretch the upper hamstring. Got it, cheers.  
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Take it easy there Adebayor! Caldwell was talking about HIS OWN mother
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
"Gareth Barry always can't resist a look at the kungfu skills of other footballers"

Ps: read earlier post for a picture where he took a closer look at Crouch's kungfu...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Adebayor his making his stunt show for his new movie
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Why is it always Arsenal or former Arsenal players that mistake opposing player's heads for footballs?
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Birmingham City's new owner Carson Yeung looks on before the English Premier League soccer match against Manchester City at St. Andrew's stadium, Birmingham, England.


Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Carson's prediction for this match: Manchester City 2-1 Birmingham City
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Had N'nog not dived the score would have been 2-1
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
2bud and 1 hamburger up here please.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Probably predicting our premiership position this season

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Oh ye of little faith cgeiregger.... Lol
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
How old am I? I am just 21 years old!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Two fo' one sale on in da P(l)emiership (l)ight now.... You buy Birmingham, I give you Portsmouth fo f(l)ee
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Guy below with a x-ray cam:" lets see what did you eat earlier.... "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
After shoplifting on holiday in Saudia Arabia, Chairman Hui's victory salute was never quite the same
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Peace be with you. I mean birmingham no harm (just bad fortune)



   
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