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The Silly Captions Competition
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[pictures must be caption worthy]
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Fear the Ball!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Oh s**t I didn't know nike made landmines!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Eduardo had mixed feelings about this football, his head wanted to attack, but his legs just wanted to run
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Ok there's spitting on the pitch, but mate I think you need to see a doctor
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Extreme BLOW football
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Murderball
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Hot potato! Hot potato! Hot potato!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Eduardo was less concerned about controlling the ball, and instead more worried about Martin Taylor's whereabouts on the playing field
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After watching the show "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow", he has decided to imitate it by playing football with his belly
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Eduardo remembers he was originally Brazilian, but the other half of him keeps thinking Croatian...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I mean, come on, I'm sure I can do the Hand of God just as well as Maradona
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
'Waiting for the ball to touch him and accuse the ball for rough tackling'
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Breathtaking football from Arsenal's Eduardo.  
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Eduardo: " And I huff and puff and I blow the ball down.... "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Eduardo: "From a young age, Wenger has taught me how to blow balls. "
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago


N'Gog: I can still jump higher than you...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"yes that's right Pepe, I pulled my legs right up that high"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Once you have tried man-boob masturbation you'll jump at the chance again
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Keep it for the showers pepe.... !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Should have gone to Specsavers Pepe!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I saw a cockcroach on the field!  
Scorpion24 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Ahhh! There's a spider behind you!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
As David goes for the bodylock, Pepe refuses to tap out
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pepe Reina runs the length of the field to jump into the arms of David Ngog.... All because of a spider in his box
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pepe Reina runs the length of the field, as he refuses to address his fears.  Moments earlier, a beach ball was thrown in his path.
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Reina:" bite my man-boobs, bite it now! Wahahahaha!"
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Fillet-o-fish
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"right, we've hit both his kidneys and he's gonna' face plant it. Teach you to eat my bratwurst"
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Red Player: Foul Ref?  White Players: Wait, hang on, it can't be, its knee ball!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Attempting to fool the opposition by parachuting into the game, he suddenly realised he'd forgot to deploy his chute.... Too late...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Brighton Cup Tie: the defensive scarecrow tactic failed to keep the seagulls off the field

(that was hard work - nearly just mentioned Man City)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The player in the background reporting to the crowd just how far off all three players were to the bloody ball.

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Twisted legs of footballers
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
A good player can get 'through' any defence!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Defenders: Forget the football.... Lets go for his set of marbles
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Red guy at the far right: "Guys, no doggies in the centre of the pitch please. "
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh no! Its going for my crotch
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Looks like a bad case of the sponsorship on the roma shirts.... Ohhhh, I don't remember eating that last night.... !.... That's whats called following through.... Lol
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Roma defence are taken aback by the audacity of Samuel Eto'o's taunting new Pre-goal celebration
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Who left that banana peel on the pitch?!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Inter decided half way through the match to try all their strikes at 50%, this is what ensued
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The leg amputation was not a problem, finding bellend shaped football boots was


Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
s**t I missed! Knew that "Heskey's footy skills" video was a waste of money
Drukdude (Chelsea) 4 years ago
All these ballet lessons are finally paying off!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Opponents sponsorship says it all really!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
In seedy Spanish bars, some female acts use ping-pong balls.... Over in Italy, they have to go one step better
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
If its any conselation Kaje85 I think you pipped me here, that was very funny, just too late mofo better luck next time....

So I vote for yours
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Feeling like hungry ghosts which are released for 1 month.



(Best / Weirdest)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The black hole.... !
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
What was that show called? Animorphs
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Full Metal Jacket, Part 2: The Battle of Spain
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Arrggh i've left the oven on
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
The wife found out about that night at the strip club
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Halloween at the Emirates.... Arshavin had dibs on the shark for his killer instinct.... And Fabregas.... Just needs help!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Its either a remake of the banana splits, or a typical saturday night out for thefootytube editorial team
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Madagascar 3: Transformation from animals to footballers
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"I've warned you so many times about leaving your kit at home, this is what you get. You have to play in the back up kit. Maybe next time you'll remember"
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This type of things helps us attract 13 year old prodigies to Arsenal. The poney is generally the most popular amongst the kids.


Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
In a move to completely confuse the opposing defence, Arsenal's new fourth kit now doubles as a brilliant disguise
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Fathers-for-Justice demonstrate in Arsenal carpark
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Arsenal goo-goo-ners!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Look at my legs, they are really stinks!"
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Let's see.... Milk, eggs, bread.... Am I forgetting someth.... Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate!
Where was I.... Milk, eggs, bread...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
So when are you getting your braces removed babe?


Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Rise of the Blackman in Field
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Ooooooh.... He fly
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Everybody was eager to see Hilton's new iPhone 3GS.......


Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
What are you hiding inside?
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Brandao: "Nah, man, this group hug only fits five!"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Hey guys.... !.... We got a new sponsorship deal.... Red bull, it gives you wings.... Look out air traffic control, I'm comin' through.... Yeeehaaaaaaaa.... !
4 years ago
[Picture too old - keep that recent as per the thread rules]  
4 years ago
I thought of an other    Ronaldo: do you want a hug  Crouch: NO!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronnie: Get your hands of my girlfriend!  Crouch: But I need one!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Foot in* mouth disease
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago


My second Fellaini pic, and the fourth Fellaini pic in this thread. He's a joker sometimes
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I do say, the ball is quite close to the hair. Oh shoot now there is grass in there to isn't there
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Spot the difference competiton?
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey ! This is my hair, not grass!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
And now for something completely different    
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I knew you won't dare to kick my ballish hair!"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Thank god for my protective haircut, without this would really hurt
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Oh God no, not the hair, please!.... Not the hair!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Fellaini sad his herb blew in the wind
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Fellaini takes a moment to decide whether or not he should avoid the ball, or the dismembered leg thrown at him by a rival hairdresser
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Fellani's latest trick: Hide-a-ball-in-the-fro
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! See me I am controling ball on the head, can your alex will do it?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I tell you this, I can balance the football on the head and strike the pose, its no problem. But it is what comes next that is tricky.... I will need a volunteer, O'Shea? Yes, excellent....
(All said in Russian accent, don't ask why, just try and read it that way)
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Now I know I left that football round here somewhere
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I'm the ronaldinho here!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Don't even think about it john, its just a zit, that's got outta' hand
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
I know Ancelotti always has football on his mind, but this is ridiculous!


Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ancelotti and his "bright" ideas...
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Seconds after this picture ancelotti was spoted in a nearby hospital
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The Force is strong with Ancelotti
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"O'Shea, you are attacking to the wrong side of the field! You should be shooting towards the goalpost instead to me!"
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Whilst O'Shea was impressed with Ancelotti's ball balancing ability, the rest of the crowd seemed to be wishing they were somewhere else
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
One may recognise a truly brilliant idea of a coach when not the stereotypical light bulb appears, but the match ball. In Ancelotti's case: eureka!
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Good boy! Now roll over!
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Security at Stamford Bridge apprehended two Manchester United supporters in possession of sniper rifles after they noticed some odd going ons when John Terry scored.

Hmm.... I don't know.... I kind of feel like my caption is in bad taste...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Reminiscent of the grudge a few years back.... Meow
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Men in Blue!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
English version of the proclaimers.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
- ballboy trips in front of lawnmower
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
(singing in the background: "Anything you can do I can do better").... Lampard wins the "Chelsea Mouth-Opening Competition" at the Bridge...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kings of the Lions (Terry and Lampard) roared to their victory against Dead Devils (MU)
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"show me the way to go home.... *hick*"
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
John and Frank were less than happy when it was suggested they are two of the most over-rated players in English football
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
John Terry and Frank Lampard arrive at the game after a quick pit stop at a local pub
Onetwos (Liverpool) 4 years ago
GAY AND PROUD!~
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
We'll make a good Samsung Commercial!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
After their debut as the two tenors, critics have replied unanimously by saying "Don't lose your day job"
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
After having decided to take a break from scoring, Lampard managed to get Johnny-boy to join him in a game of "Bogies!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Colgate to revoke sponsorship deal, after realizing Terry and Lampard have no teeth.

Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
BRAINS!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Zombie attackk...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
They did the Mash! The Monster Mash!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Please take the chicken fry from my lunch box!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
After a Barca goal the team is informed they are switching strategies from the crab to the tiger
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Easy tiger
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
The match was a 'thriller'!    
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is that a bolt in that guys neck?
Yombe10 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ballin'!  For all you non-Americans, that's a phrase referring to basketball players
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Help me! Someone have went into my body and have full control of me!"
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
After months of grueling practice, Pep Guardiola performs at the first international double air keyboard competition
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Your teeth are whiter than the kitt of Real Madrid
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"i'll do anything, for you dear anything, cause you mean everything to me"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You should smile more. I almost mistook your head for the ball.


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Who luvs ya baby.... !
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Babe we are the best pair in this world, can we start our love with this kiss!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Smile for the imaginary camera!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I could just kiss you, but then the newspapers would capture it, soooo lets just stare longingly into each other's eyes instead. Yes.... Wonderful
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You look so cute like the new born baby of Rooney!
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Of course I will honey! Where's the ring?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I know it's great news, we're signing for Man City
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Dam. I have the perfect caption for this pic.... Its right on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't get it...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Let's see you score when I take your eye for goal. Mwahahaha


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Hey.... !.... Get your eye outta' my finger.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There is a cockcroach on your eye!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Try keeping your eye on the ball now. Mwhahaha!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! She is my wife! Don't see! I will kill you!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
And leap fro.... Oh shoot I slipped....  Here's your eye back.
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
OMG!My finger is struck!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Moe! Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Why I oughta!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Once again, they get it wrong. Haven't we told you enoguh times already - its FOOTball not EYEball!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
As with all referees, even upon seeing the replay, he still couldn't decide whether contact had been made
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Told you that you could look like Frodo Baggins, see you look like him right now. You just never listened to me
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
By the powers of the Lord.... You are healed!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The vulcan death grip still needed a little work



   
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