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The Silly Captions Competition
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
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Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Messi: Hey ibrahimovic lets do our bestie hand shake!  Ibra: Ok
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 5 years ago
"hey ibra wasn't it a great idea to bring a trampoline to the game? "
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Seconds from disaster: Ibra and Messi both injured after in-game handshake had gone horribly wrong
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 AC Milan VP Galliani conspiring on the phone
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Whaddya mean we can't sign under 16's
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
He would make a good cop, who luv, s ya baby.... !.... Hello, hello.... Is that the police? .... Someones just stolen my lollipop
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
How is the reflection from the stands
Khaimet (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caller: " Hey! How come you have a clear reception at the stadium"?!
Galliani: "Emm.... I've insert a mini satellite in my head.... "
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Here we see Galliani working on his next Gillette contract...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Darling, I'm not coming home tonight" (after seeing a pretty and young girl)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
No, for the last bloody time, I am not Mohammed Al Fayed!
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"70 mill".... "65".... "Come on Carlo, I paid you good severance".... "Fine, alright.... 60 mill for Pato and I'll throw in a blender"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 5 years ago
Tell the don to take out moratti for me
Somere (Portmore Utd) 5 years ago
Damn that's shine
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Pat a cake pat a cake....Honestly, the things that amuse millionaires...

Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
What would tripitaka do daniel son? Think think...
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ok good but a bit less camp from you next time
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Don't hit Ronaldo too hard or he might get injured again!"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
I knew Christiano Ronaldo acted like a spoilt child, but Pat a Cake, Pat-A-Cake.... Seriously!
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
What's that tattoo on your leg, are you drunk mate?
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Up 5!"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 5 years ago
`the guy on the side: I'm always left out
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Stuff the lot of ya, I'm off, back to old trafford.... I wanna play for a big club.... Lol
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
I don't wanna wear it! I don't wanna!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Cor blimey - autumn! Soooo many leaves
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Whay do you mean kaka is the key player
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Why must the whole team exerting the pressure on me to beat Barca?!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Aw man, I'm gonna' miss telletubies because of the game.

Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha Ciankc    Ronaldo's like "s**t man I forgot to tweez my eyebrows"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The groundskeeper had missed a bit on the pitch and that was all Ronaldo needed to kick off
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Should have stayed at United....    P. S Ciankc should win this for sure
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I don't like Adidas! Wanna see me take my shirt off too? " Pervy glint takes over from Cartman whiny face
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"This shirt was not ironed! That damn kaka"
SKZaman (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Latest! Cantona in shock return for liverpool  
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Ref! My own teammate is fouling me!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Either the soccer ball or Kuyt's ball
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
We've seen the bicycle kick, we've seen the scorpion kick, but this was the first time someone had attempted to use the Chun Li Spinning Bird Kick in a match
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Look! I always knew I could ballet"
Somere (Portmore Utd) 5 years ago
Didn't know they teach karate at liverpool
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago


He rises from the ashes to help Chelsea win...
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Smoking Kakuta - Maybe this is the real reason for Chelsea's transfer ban
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Kakuta was soon to be on fire for another reason, as he spontaneously combusted during extra time
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Kakuta experiences his 1st steamer
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Kakuta unleashes his pressure and power all the way to help Chelsea
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Kakuta's thinking: "Damn, I really should've put on some deoderant"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
What you talking about there willis?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
After some racist shouts from the opposition's fans, Kakuta seemed cool, but he was boiling inside
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ancelloti was lighting a cigarette, while kakuta was lighting up the field. This is a rare convergence of the two events
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Is it hot in here or is it just me  
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
^^ Haha. First thing that popped into my head and I scroll down to see you beat me to the punch. Well played, Spartan.    
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Nine months after the Silvestre incident, this happened!
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Quick! Get the stretcher! I think it's coming!
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
No-one will see it under here, I think maybe I'll just sneak away now...
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
If my waters break now, they, ll call the match off due a to a waterlogged pitch
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Now just remember - keep out of the black and in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Hahaha scottie.... Look at what you coulda won.... Lol
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Protecting himself from being knocked at his belly
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Looking in the crowd like "who da baby daddy? "
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
At least they can't claim for handball
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Looking into the crowd.... "Your momma is soo fat.... "
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"You were made to be my baby~!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The fans are more concerned about the lower lump.  
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
This player has been putting placenta in allll the wrong places!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
This is the gift for my children for this christmas!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Something for the weekend sir?
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
That's some tackle  
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Football is pretty friendly in S. America.... Tackles come with a "happy ending"...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Revenge of the Fallen
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 5 years ago
If you can't beat em, jerk em
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Player desperately tries to hang on, but the cord is too short.... Or non existent
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Where did the ball go? Ahh I found it
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
The defender pleaded with the ref claiming not only to have got the ball, but the other one too
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I'm grabbing yours since you stole that one" No. 16 : "Eeeeeaaah!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
If henry can touch em, why can't I !?!
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Rumours have been quashed, over the claims that some footballers were literally being controlled on the pitch like puppets
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
She fell over, she fell over
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Was pinnochio russian?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Arsenal is going down"
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 5 years ago
"haha, my d**k is a puppet"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
This rollercoaster ends with a splash, much like arsenals season
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Summer holidays
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
This is my house! I said, this is MY house
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Oh yeah!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Arsene Wenger like to get the mood up in the Arsenal camp by singing nursery rhymes to the kids. Arshavin is a particular fan of 'pop goes the weazel'
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Arshavin trying to fit in with the kindergarteners at Emirates.

Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Like to free from rubbish aresnal...
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Besitkas stun utd as they go for the throat at old trafford

Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
When rear-naked-chokes are attempted by footballers...
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Now we all understand why Anderson chokes on the pitch...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Its the new flying choke move!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Anderson was having trouble keeping the festive limited edition Turkey Coke down
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
We're laughing at Anderson now, but if he moved five steps afterwards, his heart would have exploded
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Superman returns with both hands attacking enemy behind him
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
I'm so good its like I have eyes in the back of my head
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
"your lack of faith disturbs me"
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Drogba claims he was brought down by the ball
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
And he touched the ball right here, and there isn't going to be a rematch!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
After the car crash, drogbas rehabilitation was always going to be a slow process

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Look, here's the drill, I run towards the penalty box, Anelka passes to me, I notice a defenders leg sticking out, I jump over and land on my face, you give the penalty, then I take this and...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
In about 2 seconds, this thing right here will be hurled at your face
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 5 years ago
This times 2 is in mah pants
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Drogba: The ball has a time-bomb!
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Now I will teach you the art of diving
Khaimet (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Look ref the ball say penalty!
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
After a dive - Drogba: "Naughty ball making fall over you!"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
"so this is a, a ball? "  "yes didier, Ball"  "and I kick it, not fall over"  "thats it didier, good boy"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
After Messi's long spell out of action, he decides to have a game of Benchball
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Signed from Notredame, Barcelona were looking forward to viewing their new winger, Quasimodo, in action.

Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Messi beaten to the ball by a pole
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Messi playing on ice, by the north pole
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Messi was spotted at the Kazan outdoor strip club mixing business with pleasure...
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Great tackle by peter crouch
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Messi challenging his rivals to a 100 meter dash: Mr. Pole and Mrs. Ball
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The ball indicates that Messi should remain at bench as the ball escapes from him
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Messi now claimes that he was born in japan because he has has given up faith in maradona
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
It was a popular game, he would smell three different sets of fingers, and then he had to guess who finger-blasted his wife
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Looks like a scene from.... Last of the summer vino.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
In a new fifa ruling, 4th officials are now permitted to bitch slap troublesome players
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Smell the finger and he will be hypnotised not to make noise
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Mat I'm not into that kind of thing
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Shut up, just shut up and kiss me  
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Any spare change for a cuppa tea guv.... !
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Sorry, guys, I just can't help being a special one!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Mourinho was not at all keen when he lost the bet, and was forced to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" for half-time entertainment.

Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
In preparation for the liverpool job, jose practices his calm down calm down technique
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Darn, without Abramovic here, I can't buy Messi...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Mourinho don't even know that Inter was outclassed by Barca
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Your on your own thierry, I'm for the high jump anyway.... See ya in the dole queue, if you can make it past the irish fans
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
- it's ok I don't think anyone noticed  
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
(Henry): Don't tell mum about the handball thing dad, she'll get mad
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Does my hand smell of football?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Henry telling him his plan of conducting handball that will successfully qualify France for the World Cup
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Henry talks about the team plan be



   
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