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The Silly Captions Competition

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Rooney shakes hands with the Sunderland manager after the game

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

That doll wanted to send the manager home

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

A man united fan thanks for the own goal

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Oh look whats happening...."A big red bear shake hands with a polar bear! "

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Here is cheqeu thanks for the lost and greetings from sir alex

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

The cuddly bear consolation prize was a brucie bonus thought steve

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

'What sort of creature are you meant to be? '

Tyhja (Aston Villa) 3 years ago

"Bruce glad he didn't stay too long. "

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Ughh.... Another day at the office. Thanks god for coffee breaks

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Foster drinking "Sar extract" - the formula needs refining though

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

He has prepared a potion to be poured at his goal post so that no one can score against him

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

The man who changed the meaning of WTF to Why The Face

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

After watching a run of terrible goalkeeping, Ferguson finds a new tea-boy for the United squad

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Having some whiskey to forget last night blues....

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Dejected, the Thumb Wars losing finalist made his way home

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Foster: "is that your hand in my pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Omar (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Foster: "When the hell was I sold to Borussia Dortmund? "

Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Thinks:

Goalkeeping notes from Van Der Sar, a lot of glue on my thumb and a cup of Red Bull. Now let's see who scores a goal against me! **evil laugh**

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

After seeing the picture Foster realised where his wallet had gone

Tyhja (Aston Villa) 3 years ago

"I feel like this new formula is giving me extra arms!"

ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago

"dunno why they're makin me carry these bloody gloves, I feel like a plank, I'm not gonna' need em"

Incuteration (Everton) 3 years ago

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

A new version of Superman with white underwear

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Nice to meet you my name Borat. Now I make the sexy time

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

This is what happens when you don't take your camel to the chiropodist

Salt (Aston Villa) 3 years ago

Lady Gaga's penis removal surgery hadn't quite gone to plan...

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

The idea of the wedgie has completely bypassed the Italians

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Questions were asked about the team hypnotist when the players started to perform sensual dances every time a whistle blew

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Self wedgie for missing a tight opportunity

Youngy (Newcastle United) 3 years ago

No comment :S

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

You hav stolen my goal.... I am not gonna' leave You!

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

There is something in your hair wait ill pull it out

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 years ago

Waaaaait, I'm not done braiding your haaaaair

Salt (Aston Villa) 3 years ago

I'll never get these curls and knots out if you keep screaming and running off

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Wait for me or else I will pull your hair out"

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Right now's my chance. I need to know if that's a wig...

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

It was an OWN GOAL you idiot!

Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Don't you dare celebrate my goal. Don't YOU DARE!

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Cut your hair ya fukn hippy

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Ghana players paying a final tribute to the king of pop

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

A group of Michael Jacksons is going to play football

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

The match was a 'thriller'!

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

The Usain Bolt fanclub arrive at the wrong venue

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Cos this is thriller Thriller night And no-ones gonna' save you From the pic that lurks below

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

The diversclub is training for the big game

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"Annual Laser Tag Tournament Ghana 2009 - Due to lack of Funds this year.... "

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

If they had spent more time on set pieces maybe someone would of seen the most elaborate goal celebration ever conceived

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

"Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its Thriller time! COOL runnings!"

AniBhat (Arsenal) 3 years ago

After our brilliant performance tonight, now it is too easy to fly to big clubs

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Excuse me mate, couldn't help but notice - but are you staring at me?

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

Come on! Give a big hug to Daddy!

Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago

Yeah I said it! You're balding! Does your receding hairline affect your skill? No! So what's the big deal, huh?

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Are you kidding with me, Robben?! You really want to compete with me in a Staring Contest? "

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Robben misunderstood his new manager when he said were playing man to man defence.

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Melo: "Er excuse me.... When I asked you if you had a problem with me, a simple yes would have sufficed.... "

Omar (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Just you came from Madrid, you think you can run all up on our grills?!?!?!

Sufferjoy2 (Bayern München) 3 years ago

This comes to mind:

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

The Cristiano Ronaldo fan club is present at Real Madrid's Champions League match.

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

And who said football was a mans game?

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Why! M! See! A!

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

The referee died from exhaustion soon after booking everyone for celebrating with their shirt off

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

They accept the fact that Ronaldo is one of the best forward in the world, so they are praying and surrendering themselves to him

Timbo (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Michael jackson isn't dead, he's just gone to the football?

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

The Champions League: Ballet kicks off with a grande jete by one of the male ballerina's

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Players leapt out of the way, when fans started throwing giant beer bottles onto the pitch

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Now that's how you dive

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Once superheroes were allowed to play professionally, the game was never the same

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

UroFiji (Liverpool) 3 years ago

``I believe I can Fly.... Oh I Believe I can Fly.... ``

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 years ago

Ant's is just too perfect in so many ways, the player's name is Hulk, damn good job Ant, working that double interpretation

Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago

I told you those ballet classes would pay off someday!

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

That guy is trying to get the attention of the referee by showing that he is a imperfect star

Seantoon (Newcastle United) 3 years ago

"Pass the Ball.... I'm here!"

Bren67mancity (Manchester City) 3 years ago

I always wanted to be in the the royal ballet

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Trying to control the ball with mind power(atleaast which may help him score)

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

The buddhist midfielder held up play when he spotted a beetle on the ball

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Get in the goal, its your home! Why don't you want to go home!? Are you too good for your home?

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

All right ball, this is between you and me. I've put on my cyan boots with extra soft padding especially for your comfort. If you just get in that goal, I promise I won't hurt you too much.

UroFiji (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Did someone use the super glue on the ball. I'm tired of kicking this ball but not moving an inch...

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

He wonder if the ball is belongs to him

Jabernard (Chelsea) 3 years ago

I'm so tired. I should find a new job

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Oh god, I need a lie down. Please!

[account-removed] 3 years ago

" there YOU ARE! Thank God! I've been running all over the place trying to find you.... "

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Pato to ball: "I know you don't like being abused, but this isn't a great place to hide mate.... "

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

Whats that Mr Ball, kill the ref? Why I couldn't, I can't, I can't! GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Oh god, shud've used the washroom b4 the match...

Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 3 years ago

A. Pato to Football: "Red, black and white. See, we both are on the same time. Now please.... Co-operate!"

Seantoon (Newcastle United) 3 years ago

"Don't just sit there! Do something.... "

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

The opposition refuse to play, as Kaka continues to run rings 'round them with his eyes shut

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

A jesus-freak is arrested at the Santiago Bernabeu after complaints by the Real Madrid players.

Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 3 years ago

Racism my ass

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Ronoldo come here ohh you are not ronoldo

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Kaka has found someone who is more muscular to replace Ronaldo's position in his heart

Yogan (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Big Hug! You don't want one?

Timbo (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Diarra "yo homies ima bounce, gotta' hit up mecca"

Kaka "very well, but remember jesus is always here for you"

"dude, seriously f*uck off"

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

I think someone spiked my water bottle because I have an uncontrollable urge to hug you

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Omar (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Ribery: See, I told you that we don't need you on the team! Toni: I guess you were right. A point for you!

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

When I tell a lie my nose grows to here

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Half time charades:
Toni - sorry I just can't get it, you've going to have to tell me....
Ribery - ok last clue, and it's a biggy "hey you guys.... "

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Both of them are threatening each other as they knew their dark secrets

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Ribery (after the final wistle) see I told you where going to play 1 second Toni :no mate I played 1 minut

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"remember what you were looking for in your pants? Guess what I found.... "

UroFiji (Liverpool) 3 years ago

UroFiji (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Congrets.... It's a baby boyl

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 years ago

I used that caption on the last competition haha

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Fart Bubbles sponsored by Nike "just poo it" Ⓡ

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Ronaldo discovers a new way to shoot the ball. He just has to eat beans the night before

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

His new creation of football via his butts

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Ffat ronaldo stuffing himself with balls in unconventional ways

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Ronaldo: eats footballs, craps ~~goals.~~ footballs

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Gravity causes Fat Ronaldo to get a football moon

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 years ago

Hahahahahahaha wow

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Roberto carlos: "yea er.... Me and the mates found some super glue and we thought it would be funny if.... "
Ronaldo:"that's not funny, mate -_-"

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

All Hail King Ball!

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

Hardstyle Rave Party

Harryspooner (Chelsea) 3 years ago

By the rivers of Babylon!, there we sat down. Yeeah we wept, when we remembered Diego M!

UroFiji (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Ohhh.... Mate you have lost your height heading that ball

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

70's night at Old Trafford: the half time orange kool-aid went down a storm with the glitter ball dancers

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Oh let the party begin!

Omar (Arsenal) 3 years ago

The ball, The ball, The ball IS ON FIRE!

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Clap your hands and do the tevez

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

All 3 of them are trying to be as innocent as possible by showing that they don't know anything using their body language

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Don't touch it.... The ball is cursed

Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago

(Announcer on PA system): "Attention all players, attention all players- please don't touch the ball; it is actually a leather-covered grenade!"

Yogan (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Tevez's levitation skills earn a big round of applause from Barcelona's star-struck centre-backs.

[account-removed] 3 years ago

All players - the refs not looking! We can use our hands now!

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

No, Nando, I say ju have to get better in thee box, not.... Oh forget eet

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Fernando Torres:The Boxing Spaniard (or) Boxing the spaniard

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

Fernando Torres rides an invisible horse

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Slim shady VS Fat Joe

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Fernando: So then I do this dance when I score a hat-trick *boom tshhk boom tshhk*
Rafa: *sigh* Yeah yeah, you do that. And when you do, I'll be sure to substitute you

UroFiji (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Boss should I use my hand to score, I'll score more this way

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Torres uses the secret sign to let his team mates know that Rafa was talking bull again

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Torres is trying to punch Benitez until he is warded as Benitez has failed to improve Liverpool's performance

Timbo (Manchester United) 3 years ago

"look boss, I finally learnt the Las Ketchup dance!.... Boogy da da boogy da beat"

"very good fernando, I didn't know darren fletcher had his own dance"