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The Silly Captions Competition
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
KAMEYHAMEYHAH
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
And you thought Henry's handball was blatant.  
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The game was disrupted when someone threw a player onto the pitch
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Good one vegascoaster
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I can use the force!.... Oh no, wait, that's his head!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
If aimed correctly, shooting players out of a cannon can really add speed to any diving header
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Sometimes.... Images don't need captions
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Here's one any way:    This is how soccer players are born
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I can see why united got rid of him, the showers could be fun? .... Or not.... !
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
"His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.... " sang Silvestre at the Emirates
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Oww, it hurted
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
What a liberty - not even a chance of a reach around  
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Silvestre mistakes a beach ball in the crowd for the actual football floating above his opponents head
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"It wasn't me!"
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Silvestre "thats what happens when you drop the ball"
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Woody the woodpeckers lost his beak
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Becks: "My hair is s**t?! s**t is what's being played on this field. "
Devang (Liverpool) 4 years ago
FINISH HIM!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
I am an Anti-Christ, I am an anarchist!
GovanBear (Rangers) 4 years ago
I knew smoking that Herbalife cigarette was a mistake, now i've got a stupid wig on my head, quick pass me my inhaler ! Inhaler !...
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Beckham says : "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta' get with my friends mithter"
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
"Victoria it wasnt my idea to get this hair cut! It was Landon's! There he is.... Go on get him!"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Beckham's drunken teapot impression did little to change the final score

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Weeble weeble god told me to do it
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Beckham misunderstood his coach's words:  "Play dirty!"
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No, no - I'm going to Milan, not to the bench!
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Wtf do you mean, swap insurance details?  I'm sure ants one of those stretcher bearers.... Lol
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Beckham can cure everybody, only by using his hand and his spiritual powers
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Wow that thing is small! Have you seen my armani ads?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The static is messing up my hair, this should get you up and running!

Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"you're gonna' be ok, but I'm gonna' have to ask you to take off your pants"
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
"Make sure they send you to the physio and not the hairdresser"
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Beckham: Hey Dude, Ant will take care off you
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I'm sick carrying this team....  
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Practicing playing on the shoulder of the last man
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Playing siamese twins was a loophole to the "11 players per team" rule.

Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"hey guyth, check out mah new back pack"
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The team ring-o-roses competition proved much more popular.

Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Red rover red rover...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
You put your whole self in, and your whole self out, in out, in out and shake it all about.... !
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"awe man we should not have eatin that taco bell before the game"
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago

Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The nutcracker was performed a bit early this season
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Any woman seeing that, would swear blind he's a stud
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Davies - "I tell you what, whoever gave you the enema, has done a good job, not a bit of dirt up there. "
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
His legs are now 10% longer than they once were
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Well, at least Kevin Davies actually kicked a ball
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sorry, you should now be transferred to the Women Football Matches
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Striker eats foot+ball sandwich
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
I think he went through the man to try to get the ball?
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Pato: Don't you ever tell Ronaldinho and Gattuso about our affair
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
So you use beckham aftershave as well, we can get some on the cheap when he comes back.... Lol
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
I love you.... Your my best mate!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"hey so how bout you and me go back to my place and do some drills, if ya know what I'm talkin about, heh heh"


Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 Open wide
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
C'mon why won't your face come off. We are hungry!


Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Oh god, oh god I'm having a cramp!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The onfield exorcism.... Went down well with the crowd
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I think I'M MORE important than I really AM.  
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Initiation of Trezeguet in the prison
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Zombie attack!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
As Trezeguet was playing his usual game, he was suddenly jumped upon by three Irish thugs, who pretended to be fans of the Bianconeri

"Where's Henry, where's Henry you frog-eating ponce, hot-de-hoi? "
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Many bones where broken during this intense squease. Ronaldo's head was shrunken to merely 10 % its normal size
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Those teeth have got to come out sooner or later
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Felipe melo: "Hold him still! This zit has got to go!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hold still, I'm going to flick this mosquito
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Latest attempt to cure Drogba's diving......If this fails, placenta massage it is!


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is it sign language for asshole?
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
So here you see contact is clearly made before drogba goes to ground,
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The strength training to prevent Drogba from falling in the box after contact was proved a massive success, next week, hand on chest
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"how many fingers can you hear me holdin up? "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wet willies all round at Stamford Bridge
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
In an attempt to start paying back their debts, Owen organizes Manchester's next "bank job".......


Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
A liverpool fan in disguise!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
[Owen]: Erm.... Hi fergie, I'm about to be ambushed by a UMF (Unidentified Man. United Fan). Please help
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Everbody was looking for Henry after the hand ball looks like owen found him and calls fifa
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Look sir alex, its like this, darren needs counselling, he's started to cover his face its gotten that bad.
How would you like to suffer from acne.... !
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"heyy, that cutie has the same jacket as me"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Owen "Alright, Ancelotti, I have Lampard, he's safe, for now. But if we don't get £50 million quid and those three points then Frankie here gets it"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Owen: "Yeah, I have the gimp. Yeah, $50. "
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Ride em cowboy.... Yeehaaaaaaa.... !    Football goes rodeo.... !
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The seesaw move in action
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Football's answer to the rugby lineout lift.........


Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
He only discovered his amazing jumping abilities when there was motivation to do so
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Well the manager said all he needed was a boot up the arse
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"haha, for I jump too high for your testicular kicks"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
He rose higher than he had ever done before. That was his voice, not the jump
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Brazil introduce the samba into training routines......
Lucas thinking?......I'm stuffed, I got two left feet.


Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh my god the ball dispeard
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Robinho controls the ball with his telekenetic powers.... Lucas is terrified of the floating ball
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Taaa-----Daaaahhhh
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago


Thierry Henry sits alongside Richard Dunne after helping France beat Ireland
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Henry: "I was so scared the ref might see me handle the ball in the box, I think I sh*t my pants!"
Dunne: "No worries, that makes two of us! The grass is a great absorber of fresh fertilizer"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Henry: "Maybe if I sit here with my head down in shame, people won't notice I've cheated to get France into the World Cup Finals. "
Dunne: "Dont look up. There are 12, 000, 000 unhappy Irish fans coming to handle you in the box now!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I just try to catch the football for you?  But its went to the goal, iam sorry!
Lytsdb (Barcelona) 4 years ago
French fries Irish toast.... French coast Irish cries!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
At least I saved you having to renew your passport dunney, gimme some credit.... !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
After class, Henry and Dunne were called to see the principal,
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"Hey Rich, I never told anyone this before, but, I kinda like to touch balls"

Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago


Steven Gerrard in training prior to Liverpool's clash with Manchester City
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Easter comes early at Anfield, as Gerrard lays fresh chocolate eggs for the kids
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Gerrard: "I can see up Cristiano Ronaldo's skirt from here!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Coming back to anfield for rugby! Its different!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Steven gerrard struggles during a spot the beachball competition

Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
After reina desided to stop his carreer gerrard smell his boy dream to bee a goalkeeper he stops the ball with his bare hands
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
To help carry the Liverpool team on his back further, Gerrard has himself bitten by a mutant spider to become Spiderman!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"nice the team's all the way over there, nows a good time to cut the cheese"
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"look man I already shat three, I could barely stand up.... I got nothin left"



   
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