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The Silly Captions Competition
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago

Vietnam and Thailand at the 25th Southeast Asian Games (seagames) in Vientiane
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hello! Important announcement : where is bathroom, otherwise stadium will be smelly
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
He mus, nt be allowed to talk in the house?
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Hahaha.... I remember those first mobiles.... Lol
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
He'll never buy a pair of binoculars from eBay again
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
*Static* "Attention. People, attention!.... I couldn't find a bigger megaphone. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Trying to gain attention so that he will be famous
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Coming soon to South Africa.... Except it's the smaller and more annoying version
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The equipment for John Motson to commentate Thailand vs Vietnam was, to put it kindly, basic.


(10-Dec-2009)
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"I am looking for the person who glued this thing to my lips.... I can't see the game, I can't see the game!"
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Can you hear me now?
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
In an effort to slow down Drogba Arsenal supporters paid Bono to tie a white concrete block to his feet
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Its amazing to watch drogba multi-tasking, with his thumb out, and one foot up on the stage? .... Not bad for a guy whos usually like bambi on ice when he's on the pitch?
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Drogba is thinking : Bono really is a sucker for anything or anyone African.


(10-Dec-2009)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Drogba felt that Bono is a suitable candidate to be his shoe tier
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bono:its my shoe drogba....  Drogba: now blues in red....
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I'm so rich, I even have my own shoe tier!
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 5 years ago
Bono: I m doing this for charity, he promised me that he will give me 1 million dollar.  Drogba: I said what!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Afterwards, Bono said he would pave Drogba's driveway
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Drogba is the first footballer to wear 'Diving shoes'!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Bono believes Drogba has been hiding foot steriods
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Bono attempts a solo song whilst playing Nike's new line of 'guitar shoes', modeled by Didier Drogba
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 5 years ago
Bono willingly tied the lace of the shoe that would "hopefully" later shatter his jaw into a thousand peices
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
I still haven't found what I'm looking for drogba....
Gutted for you bono - do my shoelaces while you're down there will you bono?
Nice one bono top geezer, good luck with your search

Security!
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bono, the secret gunner, switches drogba's kit! He's a gunner now
Charliehenry 5 years ago
Cannot tie shoelace I have Bono
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Bono tells Drogba to act normal as the giant Drogba clone breaks out of the cage behind them
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Bono: It was between this and giving him a pair of shades. And anyway, at least Didier won't "trip" over his laces as much now
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This is the African kid I sponsored 25 years ago! It seems like yesterday that I used to tie his shoes to soccer practice! They grow up so fast!
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
He always was a messi eater  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Everybody knows 90 millions is not worth for it! I dos better than him
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I want to eat her, please leave me coach
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
How? How can someone make Tevez look like a stunner?
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Yeah right.... !.... If madrid beat us, I, ll eat my shirt.... Messi practising after reals great first half.
Gladly for him, he did, nt have to
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Sweet shirt although he sweats a lot
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yum! It tastes like some weird licorice!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi tries to hide his new chin-job
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi : "That Ballon D'or trophy looks tasty!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Heerrres's Messi
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Self-titled Christmas greeting card
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
I'm do hungry I could eat my shirt now...
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
OH NO! I think I forgot to shut the stove off in the dressing room! PEP is going to kill me!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Did I do that?
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
 
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
90 million skills are here, puyol!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
The missing link.... The yeti, awaits to ambush £80m footballer
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Captain Caveman vs Pretty Boy
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Wait, isn't he supposed to go AWAY from me? Oh crap, I'm not in the Premiership anymore!
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Go away Neanderthal, can't you see I am metro-sexual 2. 0 galactico after Becks, ya? Let me skip past you like a little girl now
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Police are investigating missing silly caption picture
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The mosh pit was starting to get a little out of hand.


(10-Dec-2009)
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
That's exactly what causes the spread of headlice
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
They took the phrase "Banging Heads" to another level at El Clasico...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The Barcas are trying on the taste of clash of heads by the Arsenals
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
This is an advert for Barcelona vs. Real Madrid. The creators wanted it to look just like the 'Sparta' trailer.

This.... IS.... Barca
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New contest for players that is who is going to hit ball with head...
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The magic lantern shone over once - that was keith
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Thta one dude must be really hungry, to be eaten peoples hands like that
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
El Classico Pinball !
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
THIIIIS IIIISSS SEEEEEERRGGIIIIIIIIOOO
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
This is your football game without antiperspirant
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I can see sense in going to the toilet before the game
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Call the club plumber!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Swamp soccer: mudchester united vs. Real mudrid
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Cockermouth afc still haven't recovered from recent flooding
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
We play footy eventhou there was flood, becuase we love footy
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
I would do one of these, but it would only fall short of Scottie's
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
This game brought back the complaints on the amount of diving in matches
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The French's new form of defence
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Cursing and mudding session
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The striker really scared the defender in this match, enough to make his diaper burst!
Charliehenry 5 years ago
Soaking up the atmosphere?  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago


Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
HULK smash!  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Your going for the wrong balls.... Mmmm, I mean ball.... !
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Fouling him will make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey fans, see this I am going to make hand of god...
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
(No. 30) What is going on in that head of his, he's got the wrong ball!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Can you all please help in stretching my body? " (without realising that he hurt someone)
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
He'd crack some nuts at twister
Charliehenry 5 years ago
Look ref their is contact  The incredible dive
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
And mum said not to get these boots dirty, or its the last pairs she's gonna' buy me
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Shitters! Ball is approaching my perfect boy face. Let me levitate as God's football savior and show I am truly deserving of a church in Argentina like that little fat man. "
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi shocked as football becomes Hulk Hogan lookalike
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
The new SO YOU think YOU CAN dance: messi vs the ball...
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Master of puppets...
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Skill and furious is here...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Doing his bit to support the Irish F. A, Messi vowed to play the whole 90 minutes while doing an Irish jig
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Just dance, gonna' be okay.... Oh wait, flying ball - maybe not
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Surprised with the flying ball, his hair is flying up too
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Messi hadn't moved like that since his mum walked in on him that day ages ago
Charliehenry 5 years ago
A gust of wind send messi in a spin
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
After a weekend of Van Damme films, Messi goes for his own roundhouse kick
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi is Japeto like in his movements
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Henry's recent handball incident has brought much scrutiny to European football.... Some players fear touching the ball at all
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi tries to head the ball, whilst riding his invisible donkey
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Look what I can do!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Weeeeeeeeeeee
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Look into my eyes ibra.... !.... Deep sleep, deep sleep.... Now.... !, when I click my fingers, you will awake and be a good player
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"Hey, the elastic keeping that ridiculous wig on is showing"
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
" I don't care you got on and scored within minutes, I want two more goals, two more, you better score, that's the way we roll in Barca. Look at my eyes! " Hisses : "Messs que un club"! "Slap Messi's plump asscheeks while you are at it, he missssed a sitter!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
And do the hokie pokie and turn yourself around!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hahaha! 40 million is best than 90 million, good job ibhra
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Ibrahimovic had to explain that he still did not have the Pharaoh stance quite right yet
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ibrahimovic's background in Martial Art's wasn't enough for Guardiola's double-eye poke.... An neither was his ego
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Haha Perrygarl, classic Pharaoh reference. Good one
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Laugh, Ibra! I can't stand it anymore and I'm gonna' fall soon!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Guardiola makes fun of Zlatan's bald spot
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
You got owned yes you did ownage haha    -shut up boss
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Wolves - all bark and no bite  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Wolves were cheap. Budget players, and they used budget batteries to run them, just buy some Duracell Ultra!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I, ll tell ya what.... !.... It takes some testicular fortitude to stick your hand in a wolfs mouth.... Gggrrrr.... Woof
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The white gloves are for checking mouths.... The blue gloves, are for more private areas
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I told you to visit the dentist during last week's checkup".... "Yes you fall under the NHS" ; the other guy is thinking *Premiership footballers, sheesh*
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Good job! You lost your first tooth!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
 Fib:where is the gold coin? Do n't play with us
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Finally, a true wolf is borned from Wolves as the tooth of a wolf has just grown!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Medic : "Looks like its time for your baby teeth to come out!"
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Where's a hole in the ground when you need one?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
He knew this wasn't a nightmare.......His nightmare was like this but he had no clothes on.


(10-Dec-2009)
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Now I can understand why.... He never sees it?
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I knew I should have asked for Carlo's hat. My hair is all wet!"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wenger regretted telling Van Persie to "Break a leg" before the international matches
Somere (Portmore Utd) 5 years ago
Pika booo I see you
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Its crying time for us, lets cry together players...
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oh s**t, I've forgotten my umbrella again!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Surprised that Vermaelaen do not know his orientation
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wenger seems ashamed after hearing news that he left his iron on, and his house has burnt down
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 5 years ago
Wenger couldn't stand to watch any longer and decided the only way out was to chloroform himself
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Why did I ever let Henry, Anelka or Ade go? Why didn't I sign Drogba when I had the chance? Why is the average height of my team 5' 5"? Why do my players always find a way to screw us over in big games? Why.... Why.... Why am I standing in the rain looking like an idiot?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Oops! Wrong finger!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Air basketball double spin
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
You see this David, you see the two white things like these on the pitch.... PUT THE f*****g BALL between THEM!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Had this been golf.... !.... It would have been a double birdie.... !
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I tried to play this way in Brazil and they kicked me out"
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Did you know guys! One + one is two
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Too many headers. Now he's playing paper-rock-scissors with himself. And its a dynamite stalemate.


(10-Dec-2009)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
He predicted that they will draw 1 - 1 in that match
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"You will never guess where I just put these fingers!"
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hi mum!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Hi bro!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The Famous "Venus Fly-Trap" Tackle
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Happy slapping comes to football
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Feel my nipples, Beeetch!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I think this is door to go for beach.........



(Weirdest caption)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
This is how a flying dragon catch its prey
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 5 years ago
This will be the last time you ever slip my sister a finger
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I know what to present you this christmas, a deodarant!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Striker tries to avoid the smell of this defenders breath
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Hey!There's a mosquito!
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Phil browns fairly let himself go since this time last season? .... The tans missing?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The boys at Hull always wanted to listen to Jimmy Bullard's fairytales.... Of how he once played for a club that won three points
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I am old Scrooge and you will respect MY authoritaay"
Owenwillscore42 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Bullard: Don't you dare get up!  Guy getting up: But Brown's waiting for me in the dressing room!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Duck.... Duck.... Goose!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Jimmy:we know our coach was rubbish lets we do a plan for the match. The referee given time for us
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Once upon a time, .... "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Bed time stories at the Hull City camp
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 5 years ago
Just 1 knee for you nicky, we wouldnt want grandad pullin a muscle now do we
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The rules are simple: we all throw in our car keys and spin this bottle....

Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Threatening gary neville with an imaginary red card, was,nt his only mistake in this game.

Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
"C'mon Neville, figure it out yourself.... Whistle is to mouth as clenched fist is to ___.... That's right mouth ALSO!"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ref "I'm checking for cavities. If you have any, I will book you. " (off camera) shrooney runs the other direction
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Step away son, I'm not scared of your moustache. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Yes gary no gary - you're right gary, sorry gary
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Feel the fist of doom!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Referee: I know neville well that you was following my daughter everyday after she finishes her school.
Neville: did you know one thing, your daughter is not nice than my old girl friend
Brown:what is this neville you didnot say a single word about this, you are enjoying lonely without me
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The referee threatened Neville, that if he kissed his badge in front of him, it wasn't the only thing he was going to kiss
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
No imitation of my face, no talk!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The ref examines Neville's new nose job, which is supposedly modeled to look exactly like David Beckham's



   
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