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The Silly Captions Competition
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
 Maradona on a natural high, for once
Fingergod (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Theres a gamme over here if you want it....come on boy !
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Ice cream trucks were advised to stay away after this gentleman attacked an 11 year old boy for his Klondike bar
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago
I want those bubbles!  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
18 till I die!
Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago
Guy: Gimme gimme!  Girl: F*** off man! There f***in mine for gods sake!
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Maradonna gets the nod that his dealer is back in town

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Haha, nice Scottie (and Nemmy). I can already see him mouthwatering and running towards him screaming "rrraaaaghll!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Maradona is trying to escape himself from the Peruvian fans and footballers as they are going to revenge their loss on him
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"So far it only works while upside down, but I've been up here for well over a minute already."

Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I hope I land correctly.... I am scared, why did I do this?!
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
After the squad reshuffle, the old standing on your head when being booked trick no longer fooled the referee
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Klose can still play properly even if he were to remain upside down because he has cartoon eyes "11" on his back
ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago
   "Can we have Owen now? I'm begging you Fabio."
Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago
'Believe me Capello, bringing Ben Foster will make condition even worse'
[account-removed] 3 years ago
"Will you marry m-- wait! Where you going heskey? "
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Please god pair me up with anyone but Heskey?
Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago
Please heskey I love you please
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague! See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate, That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love!

And I, for winking at your discords too, Have lost a brace of kinsmen: all are punish'd
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
And for services to the community for sleeping with mingers, arise Sir Rooney
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago
Please princess Fiona!.... I promise ill never touch donkey again
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
And now for the big finish: step and turn, kneel.... Jazz hands
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Rooney: Con teeeeee, partiroooooooh
Lampard: Wayne, stop taunting David!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Rooney is begging Capello to allow him to play for England even though he is injured
Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago
If it was up to me, i'd say matt is the winner of that one, guys
Yogan (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Ronaldo's successor thought he had the art of the former Manchester United superstar's success.

He mastered it all. Until he got to the "diving" part
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
Spirit fingers!
ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago
   Donovan: "I wish I knew how to quit you."  
Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"No, no.... Don't cry like a kid Donovan, I have forgiven You for what you have said"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Is your wife a goer!? Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Beckham: "Being second-rate to a has-been is nothing to cry about, Donnie. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Hello cheeky t*ts first, you know the rules
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago
Now now donovan.... Maybe you'll make it to the premiership in another lifetime, as for me I'm off to milan in a few days (big grin)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"Donovan, you think you are that good but I just managed to stop your header with my hand"
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
I smell good don't I?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
The vampire is about to suck gattuso's blood
Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago
'ahhhhh.... No one can stop rhino'
Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Do you like when I screw your nipples?  Yeee-he-he-heeesss
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Gattuso - " This is why you're on the f*@#$#* bench!"
[account-removed] 3 years ago
Gattuso - "Did you just get to second with me?"  
Tyhja (Aston Villa) 3 years ago
"No, Ronnie. Find someone else to change your diaper for you!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"Are you crazy, Ronnie? Our relationship is supposed to be a secret and why are you doing this to me in the public? "
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
And the brown team should be coming out of the tunnel any minute now

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Some magnetic force has pulled his butt into it
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Vidic: "Are you kidding me?! Why is there a swamp disguised as a pitch? "
Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago
Yikes! Chelsea are coming!  I have to hide!
Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Attention! Here comes the first tabletennis ball!
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
The Guy Sitting With Hand Up (to his pal, in awe on his left) - " I swear it was all the way up to here last season. "
[account-removed] 3 years ago
"it's now or never Rio! Take me! Take me now!"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Vidic returns from Japan and forgets how to use English Plumbing
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago
Everyone only finds out now about vidic's deep supressed hatred for midgets, when he spots the umpa lumpa in the front row disguised as a Man UTD fan
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Man in crowd: ooooh a dismembering, they're definately going to need the magic sponge for this one
Franboy (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Darling, I'm ready...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
That guy is about to poke his finger into the ball-headed man
Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I found the alien who's head is a football.... Let me kill him with my Karate chop.... Haiiiyaaaah
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
FINISH HIM!
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Your Jazzercise struts are no match for my Soaring Crane
Franboy (Barcelona) 3 years ago
After spiderman, batman after, here Ballman is the super hero of football pitches

JosiahsOnFire (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Real Madrid joins in at the annual San Francisco parade
ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago


"Noooo.... Raaaauuuulllll! It's MY number 7! Give it to me!"
Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I can' take it any longer need.... Man.... In bed
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I heard that Ronaldo was lazy in training sessions but this is ridiculous
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"If I close my eyes it feels just like Rooney's"  
SzakalNH (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
Raul: "Help me, he wants to rape me"  Ronaldo: "From behind is not rape, you can always escape to the front"
Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Keep it comming raul
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
'CHOO CHOO!'
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Raul training hard to become faster than benzema!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 3 years ago
WAIT WAIT RAUL.... I'm gonna'!...
Tyhja (Aston Villa) 3 years ago
"Madrid players gelling well together"
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ronaldo, apparently not just a metrosexual.    Love yours Ant.
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"Wait, Raul because I'm injecting some of my future generation into your body"
Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Freaks
Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Freaks
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
While drunk at practice....    Raul "I'm good to drive dude. "  Ronaldo " Bro, noooooooo"
Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago
Ronaldo's new contract also guaranteed him some very special chauffeuring services...
ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago
[admin Edit: pictures must be recent]  
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Ronaldo; Hey Crouchy how do you get to go to South Africa and I don't? Crouch; I don't know man! Maybe its because we play like a team
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I told you I don't know who ate all your hair gel and growth serum
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Ronaldo: "Timmy?! What are you doing out of your wheelchair. "
Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Whatever~ I talk to my own hand
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"Sorry, Ronaldo, I truly don't understand Portuguese language that you spoke to me"
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 3 years ago
ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"I'll destroy you, pesky sun! Then the vampires shall rein supreme!"

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Got.... To.... Find.... New.... Vocation
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Berbatovs party piece: a one-man, sixteen hour interpretation of the original Star Wars trilogy
Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Maybe this way I can reach the moon because with Man UTD it doesn't going to happen
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Berbatov considering retiring from football to become a javelin thrower
Youngy (Newcastle United) 3 years ago
Well aye its not the olympics mat
Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago
This is something I like, not running
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Throwing javelin would boost Berbatov's eye sight and his accuracy in football
Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I am Spartaaa!
Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago
Javelin!  101 metres! Record set!
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
J. S. Park to Berbatov off camera - " You have to move your wrists AND swing your arms at the same time. "
[account-removed] 3 years ago
Srry, double post. Btw, how do I post a picture? Do I just copy and paste it or do I have to post a link?
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Copy and paste the location of the image (image URL)
[account-removed] 3 years ago
Gracias!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
If I can't win at football for Bulgaria I will win gold for Javelin! Here I come London 2012!
[account-removed] 3 years ago
Lol, you confused me for a second. You jumped on the wrong post, komrad. Lmao.  Cheslea fans.... Jk, jk.
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
"......And what about now if I put my arm around you?"

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Have you heard of Spanish Fly
[account-removed] 3 years ago
"I don't know. I still think mine is bigger. If you come with me I'll show you"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I missed the net by only this much
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Torres illustrating how close Liverpool has come to winning the Premier League Title
SzakalNH (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
Torres: "If I put it to you on the shoulder, then you would say take the hand"
Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I tell you, it is thiiiisss long.... You know what I mean
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Torres illustrated how long would he take to make a baby
Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
One plus one is.... Wait.... Let me think.... I got this, one plus one is...
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago
My best friend and my wife once shared a baguette this big
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Henry the next game I want you to play center half ok?
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Henry go find Benzema and Malouda and tell them to come back
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago
The coach tries to prevent Henry from sneezing by using the Force
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
'.... Honestly she was filthy smell my fingers!'
JedJED (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
The coach wanted him to spread his sleepiness to his opponent squad
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Kali-Ma!
Bloodbrothers (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Domenech: Henry you are playing awful  Henry:man not again  Toulalanomenech you are going down, man!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
"Make good use of that left hand of yours! Like this!"
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
.... Oh I don't know boss - looks pretty scary. Let me get this straight.... So you walk into the barbers and let him take your coat...
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I'll wait all day until someone puts a brown envelope full of money in here
[account-removed] 3 years ago
"that's nothing son . . . Back in the day my hair used to be this big"

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Break your opponent arms, they got to touch the back
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I used to sport a mullet down to here
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Advocaat: "You guys play like a bunch of chickens! Pwoak pwoak pwoak!"
Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Yea right.... My hair is better than urs
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"Coach, are you swimming on the field? "
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago
" I don't care what you heard Fellaini, I did this after a goal and started running in 1962. The rest is history. "



   
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