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The Silly Captions Competition
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Drogba claims he was brought down by the ball
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
And he touched the ball right here, and there isn't going to be a rematch!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
After the car crash, drogbas rehabilitation was always going to be a slow process

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Look, here's the drill, I run towards the penalty box, Anelka passes to me, I notice a defenders leg sticking out, I jump over and land on my face, you give the penalty, then I take this and...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
In about 2 seconds, this thing right here will be hurled at your face
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
This times 2 is in mah pants
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Drogba: The ball has a time-bomb!
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Now I will teach you the art of diving
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Look ref the ball say penalty!
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
After a dive - Drogba: "Naughty ball making fall over you!"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"so this is a, a ball? "  "yes didier, Ball"  "and I kick it, not fall over"  "thats it didier, good boy"
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After Messi's long spell out of action, he decides to have a game of Benchball
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Signed from Notredame, Barcelona were looking forward to viewing their new winger, Quasimodo, in action.

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Messi beaten to the ball by a pole
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Messi playing on ice, by the north pole
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Messi was spotted at the Kazan outdoor strip club mixing business with pleasure...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Great tackle by peter crouch
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Messi challenging his rivals to a 100 meter dash: Mr. Pole and Mrs. Ball
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The ball indicates that Messi should remain at bench as the ball escapes from him
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Messi now claimes that he was born in japan because he has has given up faith in maradona
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
It was a popular game, he would smell three different sets of fingers, and then he had to guess who finger-blasted his wife
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Looks like a scene from.... Last of the summer vino.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
In a new fifa ruling, 4th officials are now permitted to bitch slap troublesome players
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Smell the finger and he will be hypnotised not to make noise
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Mat I'm not into that kind of thing
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Shut up, just shut up and kiss me  
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Any spare change for a cuppa tea guv.... !
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sorry, guys, I just can't help being a special one!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Mourinho was not at all keen when he lost the bet, and was forced to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" for half-time entertainment.

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
In preparation for the liverpool job, jose practices his calm down calm down technique
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Darn, without Abramovic here, I can't buy Messi...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Mourinho don't even know that Inter was outclassed by Barca
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Your on your own thierry, I'm for the high jump anyway.... See ya in the dole queue, if you can make it past the irish fans
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
- it's ok I don't think anyone noticed  
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
(Henry): Don't tell mum about the handball thing dad, she'll get mad
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Does my hand smell of football?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Henry telling him his plan of conducting handball that will successfully qualify France for the World Cup
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Henry talks about the team plan be
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Peter cech sports his new headgear  
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Peter andre signs for real madrid, still wearing the mask from the gimpsuit jordan bought him last year
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The manager of Real has just considered an American replacement for his midfielder Xabi Alonso
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Alonso - "One day, Elephant Boy, you too can be a footballer"
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The masked wrestler welcomes Alonso to Madrid, with a few tricks.... OUCH!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The wrestler posing for a good photo with Xavi before giving him a taste of his punch
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Reyes makes a secret return to madrid
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Cypress feckin hill told me to make a feckin bong
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
s**t man.... !, , , that's good weed.... Brooklyn.... !.... Wheres them sweets your mum bought you, I feel a munchie attack coming on
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
When Beckham realised the contract he signed, was not for AC Milan, but an extension of his LA Galaxy contract for three more years, he suddenly felt woozy.

Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Beckham applying lipstick, part of his half-time maintenance routine
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Rule No. 31 in the Amsterdam Weed Rulebook: "Puff, puff, pass.... "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He faced difficulty in breathing after being attracted by a pretty girl at the opposite side of the field
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Yo futbal are you a robot?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Beckham has been playing some wacky football of late. Rumors suggest he has been inhaling some narcotics his hair stylists uses when styling Beckham
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
This kick is for my irish friends  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Not this time Henry!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Once bitten twice shy.... Thierry
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
At least one team won't put up with Thierry's hands.... Whaaaeeeyeah
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Henry mocking his opponent, by claiming his hand has had more assists this week than he'll ever have in his career
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Talk to the hand, cos the face aint listening
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Henry showing off his Le Hand of God that can beat the player's leg and said "You missed it!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Henry: "I promise I will only touch my balls from now on.... Promise!"
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Talk to the hand 'cause the aint interested
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is it a bird? .... Is it a plane? .... NO.... Its carlos puyol kickin lumps outta' someone as usual
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Puyol was certain to get a caution from the referee. It was in front of the ref himself, The player was 30 yards from the ball, the match hadn't yet started, and Puyol had jumped onto the pitch to interrupt a completely different game
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Puyol: I swear, he dived!  Ref: Sure.... Of course he did, *takes out yellow card*
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Arshavin counter attacked on Puyol to revenge on his tackle
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This one is called the sleeping dive. Peaceful, graceful and great to watch in slo-mo
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The bogeyman...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
I think he smelt his chances of winning the Premiership.

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Arsenal were so high in the table everyones ears needed popping
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
His nose bleeds after suffering a shock defeat at the hands of Sunderland
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Why don't we atleast try and be funny with these?
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Van Persie realizes Arshavin needs a diaper change...
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
This is my impression of cesc fabregas
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I always reckoned lucas needed one up the ass.... A BOOT.... I mean.... Tut-tut, and me a moderator too.... Disgusting
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
He dreamed of what he wanted to feel in front of him
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
How do you expect Liverpool to win when everyone else is using such underhanded techniques? I mean there is no need for on-field prostate exams...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sorry, Lucas, I just touched your b*** but I didn't see anything
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Even defenders are attempting Henry's famous ball touches.

Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Never, never touch MY ASS again!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"yea smell that s**t bitch, that's a true athlete's foot"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
New boot cleaning service
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Latest reports coming out of North London: "Gallas set to miss next game due to 'foot-and-mouth' disease........."

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
A fight broke out in the yard when the weekly tennis ball came over the barbed wire fence
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"I'm gonna' hit your head for kissing my boot!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gallas, kiss, smell and lick my boots, or else I will hammer you, Gunners!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Gallas: "whoa! The new Umbro R-7 elite pro dual tip power shot curling wizard boots!"
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Gallas "does this gut know its a game of football? "
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Fabregas:this is my Halloween costume "The Bloody Arshavin"
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Whatever happened to "From Russia with love"?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The pope is considering making arshavin a saint after this stigmata incident
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's what happens when you use cheap razor blades for ars-shavin.... Cuts
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Arsenal considered buying halloween masks for all their players, until they realised they didn't have enough. Luckily they found a great solution
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Arshavin regretted asking Alex Ferguson to kick his boots over at half time

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The effect of being hammered by Sunderland
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Arshavin is a bloody cry baby
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Arshavin sits crying on the side lines, after the pressure in his diaper pops a vein in his head
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What is it with these frenchmen? .... I suppose that's not a handball either?
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Look! I can roll the soccer ball across my arms, just like at basketball practice!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"oh ball, I love it when you talk to me that way.... Take me"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Roll us your cap grandad
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ngog's failed impression of his fellow idol  
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Feeling homesick from France, Ngog found inspiration of finding a friend from the movie "Castaway"
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Kind hearted guy.... Can you please spare me some change?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Top football player proposes to susan boyle  
[account-removed] 4 years ago
"I'm telling you, you have to get this cancer treated by modern medicine - look! There's a person growing out of the side of your face. I'm pleading you, placenta will not help it!"
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Take a wiff of this dude, how knarley is that?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Spit it out - stop chewing on that wasp



   
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