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The Silly Captions Competition

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Maradona on a natural high, for once

Fingergod (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Theres a gamme over here if you want it....come on boy !

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Ice cream trucks were advised to stay away after this gentleman attacked an 11 year old boy for his Klondike bar

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

I want those bubbles!

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

18 till I die!

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Guy: Gimme gimme! Girl: F*** off man! There f***in mine for gods sake!

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Maradonna gets the nod that his dealer is back in town

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Haha, nice Scottie (and Nemmy). I can already see him mouthwatering and running towards him screaming "rrraaaaghll!"

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Maradona is trying to escape himself from the Peruvian fans and footballers as they are going to revenge their loss on him

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

"So far it only works while upside down, but I've been up here for well over a minute already."

Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I hope I land correctly.... I am scared, why did I do this?!

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

After the squad reshuffle, the old standing on your head when being booked trick no longer fooled the referee

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Klose can still play properly even if he were to remain upside down because he has cartoon eyes "11" on his back

ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago

"Can we have Owen now? I'm begging you Fabio."

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

'Believe me Capello, bringing Ben Foster will make condition even worse'

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"Will you marry m-- wait! Where you going heskey? "

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Please god pair me up with anyone but Heskey?

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Please heskey I love you please

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague! See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate, That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love!

And I, for winking at your discords too, Have lost a brace of kinsmen: all are punish'd

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

And for services to the community for sleeping with mingers, arise Sir Rooney

ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago

Please princess Fiona!.... I promise ill never touch donkey again

Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago

And now for the big finish: step and turn, kneel.... Jazz hands

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Rooney: Con teeeeee, partiroooooooh
Lampard: Wayne, stop taunting David!

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Rooney is begging Capello to allow him to play for England even though he is injured

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

If it was up to me, i'd say matt is the winner of that one, guys

Yogan (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Ronaldo's successor thought he had the art of the former Manchester United superstar's success.

He mastered it all. Until he got to the "diving" part

Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago

Spirit fingers!

ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Donovan: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

"No, no.... Don't cry like a kid Donovan, I have forgiven You for what you have said

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Is your wife a goer!? Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Beckham: "Being second-rate to a has-been is nothing to cry about, Donnie. "

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Hello cheeky t*ts first, you know the rules

ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago

Now now donovan.... Maybe you'll make it to the premiership in another lifetime, as for me I'm off to milan in a few days (big grin)

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Donovan, you think you are that good but I just managed to stop your header with my hand"

Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago

I smell good don't I?

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

The vampire is about to suck gattuso's blood

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

'ahhhhh.... No one can stop rhino'

Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Do you like when I screw your nipples? Yeee-he-he-heeesss

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Gattuso - " This is why you're on the f*@#$#* bench!"

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Gattuso - "Did you just get to second with me?"

Tyhja (Aston Villa) 3 years ago

"No, Ronnie. Find someone else to change your diaper for you!"

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Are you crazy, Ronnie? Our relationship is supposed to be a secret and why are you doing this to me in the public? "

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

And the brown team should be coming out of the tunnel any minute now

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Some magnetic force has pulled his butt into it

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Vidic: "Are you kidding me?! Why is there a swamp disguised as a pitch? "

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Yikes! Chelsea are coming! I have to hide!

Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Attention! Here comes the first tabletennis ball!

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

The Guy Sitting With Hand Up (to his pal, in awe on his left) - " I swear it was all the way up to here last season. "

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"it's now or never Rio! Take me! Take me now!"

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Vidic returns from Japan and forgets how to use English Plumbing

ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago

Everyone only finds out now about vidic's deep supressed hatred for midgets, when he spots the umpa lumpa in the front row disguised as a Man UTD fan

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Man in crowd: ooooh a dismembering, they're definately going to need the magic sponge for this one

Franboy (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Darling, I'm ready...

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

That guy is about to poke his finger into the ball-headed man

Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

I found the alien who's head is a football.... Let me kill him with my Karate chop.... Haiiiyaaaah

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

FINISH HIM!

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Your Jazzercise struts are no match for my Soaring Crane

Franboy (Barcelona) 3 years ago

After spiderman, batman after, here Ballman is the super hero of football pitches

JosiahsOnFire (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Real Madrid joins in at the annual San Francisco parade

ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago

"Noooo.... Raaaauuuulllll! It's MY number 7! Give it to me!"

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I can' take it any longer need.... Man.... In bed

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

I heard that Ronaldo was lazy in training sessions but this is ridiculous

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

"If I close my eyes it feels just like Rooney's"

SzakalNH (Real Madrid) 3 years ago

Raul: "Help me, he wants to rape me" Ronaldo: "From behind is not rape, you can always escape to the front"

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Keep it comming raul

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

'CHOO CHOO!'

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Raul training hard to become faster than benzema!

Chrisg (Birmingham City) 3 years ago

WAIT WAIT RAUL.... I'm gonna'!...

Tyhja (Aston Villa) 3 years ago

"Madrid players gelling well together"

Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Ronaldo, apparently not just a metrosexual. Love yours Ant.

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Wait, Raul because I'm injecting some of my future generation into your body"

Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Freaks

Babaluga (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Freaks

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

While drunk at practice.... Raul "I'm good to drive dude. " Ronaldo " Bro, noooooooo"

Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago

Ronaldo's new contract also guaranteed him some very special chauffeuring services...

ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago

[admin Edit: pictures must be recent]

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Ronaldo; Hey Crouchy how do you get to go to South Africa and I don't? Crouch; I don't know man! Maybe its because we play like a team

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I told you I don't know who ate all your hair gel and growth serum

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Ronaldo: "Timmy?! What are you doing out of your wheelchair. "

Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Whatever~ I talk to my own hand

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Sorry, Ronaldo, I truly don't understand Portuguese language that you spoke to me"

Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 3 years ago

ToroNero (Liverpool) 3 years ago

"I'll destroy you, pesky sun! Then the vampires shall rein supreme!"

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Got.... To.... Find.... New.... Vocation

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Berbatovs party piece: a one-man, sixteen hour interpretation of the original Star Wars trilogy

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Maybe this way I can reach the moon because with Man UTD it doesn't going to happen

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Berbatov considering retiring from football to become a javelin thrower

Youngy (Newcastle United) 3 years ago

Well aye its not the olympics mat

Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago

This is something I like, not running

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Throwing javelin would boost Berbatov's eye sight and his accuracy in football

Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

I am Spartaaa!

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Javelin! 101 metres! Record set!

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

J. S. Park to Berbatov off camera - " You have to move your wrists AND swing your arms at the same time. "

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Srry, double post. Btw, how do I post a picture? Do I just copy and paste it or do I have to post a link?

Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Copy and paste the location of the image (image URL)

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Gracias!

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

If I can't win at football for Bulgaria I will win gold for Javelin! Here I come London 2012!

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Lol, you confused me for a second. You jumped on the wrong post, komrad. Lmao. Cheslea fans.... Jk, jk.

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

"......And what about now if I put my arm around you?"

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Have you heard of Spanish Fly

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"I don't know. I still think mine is bigger. If you come with me I'll show you"

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

I missed the net by only this much

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Torres illustrating how close Liverpool has come to winning the Premier League Title

SzakalNH (Real Madrid) 3 years ago

Torres: "If I put it to you on the shoulder, then you would say take the hand"

Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago

I tell you, it is thiiiisss long.... You know what I mean

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Torres illustrated how long would he take to make a baby

Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

One plus one is.... Wait.... Let me think.... I got this, one plus one is...

ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago

My best friend and my wife once shared a baguette this big

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Henry the next game I want you to play center half ok?

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Henry go find Benzema and Malouda and tell them to come back

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

The coach tries to prevent Henry from sneezing by using the Force

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

'.... Honestly she was filthy smell my fingers!'

JedJED (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

The coach wanted him to spread his sleepiness to his opponent squad

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Kali-Ma!

Bloodbrothers (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Domenech: Henry you are playing awful Henry:man not again Toulalan

omenech you are going down, man!

Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago

"Make good use of that left hand of yours! Like this!"

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

.... Oh I don't know boss - looks pretty scary. Let me get this straight.... So you walk into the barbers and let him take your coat...

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I'll wait all day until someone puts a brown envelope full of money in here

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"that's nothing son . . . Back in the day my hair used to be this big"

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Break your opponent arms, they got to touch the back

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

I used to sport a mullet down to here

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Advocaat: "You guys play like a bunch of chickens! Pwoak pwoak pwoak!"

Abepaih (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Yea right.... My hair is better than urs

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Coach, are you swimming on the field? "

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

" I don't care what you heard Fellaini, I did this after a goal and started running in 1962. The rest is history. "

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