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The Silly Captions Competition
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago


Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
HULK smash!  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Your going for the wrong balls.... Mmmm, I mean ball.... !
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Fouling him will make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey fans, see this I am going to make hand of god...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
(No. 30) What is going on in that head of his, he's got the wrong ball!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Can you all please help in stretching my body? " (without realising that he hurt someone)
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
He'd crack some nuts at twister
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Look ref their is contact  The incredible dive
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
And mum said not to get these boots dirty, or its the last pairs she's gonna' buy me
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Shitters! Ball is approaching my perfect boy face. Let me levitate as God's football savior and show I am truly deserving of a church in Argentina like that little fat man. "
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi shocked as football becomes Hulk Hogan lookalike
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The new SO YOU think YOU CAN dance: messi vs the ball...
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Master of puppets...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Skill and furious is here...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Doing his bit to support the Irish F. A, Messi vowed to play the whole 90 minutes while doing an Irish jig
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Just dance, gonna' be okay.... Oh wait, flying ball - maybe not
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Surprised with the flying ball, his hair is flying up too
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Messi hadn't moved like that since his mum walked in on him that day ages ago
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
A gust of wind send messi in a spin
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
After a weekend of Van Damme films, Messi goes for his own roundhouse kick
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi is Japeto like in his movements
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Henry's recent handball incident has brought much scrutiny to European football.... Some players fear touching the ball at all
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi tries to head the ball, whilst riding his invisible donkey
Comandert (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Look what I can do!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Weeeeeeeeeeee
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Look into my eyes ibra.... !.... Deep sleep, deep sleep.... Now.... !, when I click my fingers, you will awake and be a good player
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"Hey, the elastic keeping that ridiculous wig on is showing"
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
" I don't care you got on and scored within minutes, I want two more goals, two more, you better score, that's the way we roll in Barca. Look at my eyes! " Hisses : "Messs que un club"! "Slap Messi's plump asscheeks while you are at it, he missssed a sitter!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
And do the hokie pokie and turn yourself around!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hahaha! 40 million is best than 90 million, good job ibhra
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Ibrahimovic had to explain that he still did not have the Pharaoh stance quite right yet
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ibrahimovic's background in Martial Art's wasn't enough for Guardiola's double-eye poke.... An neither was his ego
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Haha Perrygarl, classic Pharaoh reference. Good one
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Laugh, Ibra! I can't stand it anymore and I'm gonna' fall soon!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Guardiola makes fun of Zlatan's bald spot
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
You got owned yes you did ownage haha    -shut up boss
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Wolves - all bark and no bite  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Wolves were cheap. Budget players, and they used budget batteries to run them, just buy some Duracell Ultra!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I, ll tell ya what.... !.... It takes some testicular fortitude to stick your hand in a wolfs mouth.... Gggrrrr.... Woof
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The white gloves are for checking mouths.... The blue gloves, are for more private areas
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I told you to visit the dentist during last week's checkup".... "Yes you fall under the NHS" ; the other guy is thinking *Premiership footballers, sheesh*
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Good job! You lost your first tooth!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
 Fib:where is the gold coin? Do n't play with us
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Finally, a true wolf is borned from Wolves as the tooth of a wolf has just grown!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Medic : "Looks like its time for your baby teeth to come out!"
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Where's a hole in the ground when you need one?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
He knew this wasn't a nightmare.......His nightmare was like this but he had no clothes on.


(10-Dec-2009)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Now I can understand why.... He never sees it?
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I knew I should have asked for Carlo's hat. My hair is all wet!"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wenger regretted telling Van Persie to "Break a leg" before the international matches
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Pika booo I see you
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Its crying time for us, lets cry together players...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh s**t, I've forgotten my umbrella again!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Surprised that Vermaelaen do not know his orientation
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wenger seems ashamed after hearing news that he left his iron on, and his house has burnt down
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
Wenger couldn't stand to watch any longer and decided the only way out was to chloroform himself
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Why did I ever let Henry, Anelka or Ade go? Why didn't I sign Drogba when I had the chance? Why is the average height of my team 5' 5"? Why do my players always find a way to screw us over in big games? Why.... Why.... Why am I standing in the rain looking like an idiot?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Oops! Wrong finger!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Air basketball double spin
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
You see this David, you see the two white things like these on the pitch.... PUT THE f*****g BALL between THEM!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Had this been golf.... !.... It would have been a double birdie.... !
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I tried to play this way in Brazil and they kicked me out"
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Did you know guys! One + one is two
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Too many headers. Now he's playing paper-rock-scissors with himself. And its a dynamite stalemate.


(10-Dec-2009)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He predicted that they will draw 1 - 1 in that match
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"You will never guess where I just put these fingers!"
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hi mum!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hi bro!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The Famous "Venus Fly-Trap" Tackle
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Happy slapping comes to football
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Feel my nipples, Beeetch!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think this is door to go for beach.........



(Weirdest caption)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This is how a flying dragon catch its prey
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
This will be the last time you ever slip my sister a finger
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I know what to present you this christmas, a deodarant!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Striker tries to avoid the smell of this defenders breath
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Hey!There's a mosquito!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Phil browns fairly let himself go since this time last season? .... The tans missing?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The boys at Hull always wanted to listen to Jimmy Bullard's fairytales.... Of how he once played for a club that won three points
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I am old Scrooge and you will respect MY authoritaay"
Owenwillscore42 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Bullard: Don't you dare get up!  Guy getting up: But Brown's waiting for me in the dressing room!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Duck.... Duck.... Goose!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Jimmy:we know our coach was rubbish lets we do a plan for the match. The referee given time for us
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Once upon a time, .... "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Bed time stories at the Hull City camp
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
Just 1 knee for you nicky, we wouldnt want grandad pullin a muscle now do we
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The rules are simple: we all throw in our car keys and spin this bottle....

Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Threatening gary neville with an imaginary red card, was,nt his only mistake in this game.

Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
"C'mon Neville, figure it out yourself.... Whistle is to mouth as clenched fist is to ___.... That's right mouth ALSO!"
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ref "I'm checking for cavities. If you have any, I will book you. " (off camera) shrooney runs the other direction
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Step away son, I'm not scared of your moustache. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Yes gary no gary - you're right gary, sorry gary
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Feel the fist of doom!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Referee: I know neville well that you was following my daughter everyday after she finishes her school.
Neville: did you know one thing, your daughter is not nice than my old girl friend
Brown:what is this neville you didnot say a single word about this, you are enjoying lonely without me
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The referee threatened Neville, that if he kissed his badge in front of him, it wasn't the only thing he was going to kiss
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No imitation of my face, no talk!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The ref examines Neville's new nose job, which is supposedly modeled to look exactly like David Beckham's
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
We, re havin a gangbang, we, re havin a ball.... !
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
**Light-bulb moment** Turf inspection celebration after this goal! The rest- Get up you oaf
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Lower! No higher! The birmingham massage club
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"I thought you said you weren't ticklish
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Follow the leader
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I forget the way!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
They were having a laugh while he was searching for his contacts
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Trying to trigger his bullish header attack by finding his sensitive part
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Shower room play gets taken onto the pitch
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
I'm first! I'm first! Now ill go easy on you cos theres plenty more where this came from

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Neanderthal to Homosapien - is this the missing link Darwin was searching for?
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sit in line guys, they will put food for us!
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm gonna' enjoy this goal
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Yes! Yes! Oh a thousand times yes! I thought you'd never ask

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Kiss me big boy.... !.... I'm your, s.... !
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh yes baby!Just like the other day against the wall!
SKZaman (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
This was a great idea by Drogba, how can French players handle the ball now?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
What is that thing? A bird, a plane? No, its a ball
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
The newest craze to hit the EPL. Capuera football! Created in protest of bad reffing. Now it goes on unpunished
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The ministry of funny hand shakes.  
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
This is the only visual evidence ever caught on camera of Drogba trying to keep his balance.... He claims that no one wants to lock arms with him anymore (sob) (sob)
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Me first! Meee"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Silvestre is becoming a pirate with his newly amputated leg
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
[pictures must be caption-worthy]
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Messi: Hey ibrahimovic lets do our bestie hand shake!  Ibra: Ok
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"hey ibra wasn't it a great idea to bring a trampoline to the game? "
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Seconds from disaster: Ibra and Messi both injured after in-game handshake had gone horribly wrong
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 AC Milan VP Galliani conspiring on the phone
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Whaddya mean we can't sign under 16's
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
He would make a good cop, who luv, s ya baby.... !.... Hello, hello.... Is that the police? .... Someones just stolen my lollipop
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
How is the reflection from the stands
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Caller: " Hey! How come you have a clear reception at the stadium"?!
Galliani: "Emm.... I've insert a mini satellite in my head.... "
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Here we see Galliani working on his next Gillette contract...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Darling, I'm not coming home tonight" (after seeing a pretty and young girl)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
No, for the last bloody time, I am not Mohammed Al Fayed!
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"70 mill".... "65".... "Come on Carlo, I paid you good severance".... "Fine, alright.... 60 mill for Pato and I'll throw in a blender"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Tell the don to take out moratti for me
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Damn that's shine
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Pat a cake pat a cake....Honestly, the things that amuse millionaires...

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
What would tripitaka do daniel son? Think think...
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ok good but a bit less camp from you next time
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Don't hit Ronaldo too hard or he might get injured again!"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
I knew Christiano Ronaldo acted like a spoilt child, but Pat a Cake, Pat-A-Cake.... Seriously!
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
What's that tattoo on your leg, are you drunk mate?
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Up 5!"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
`the guy on the side: I'm always left out



   
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