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The Silly Captions Competition
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
Terry is laughing at Beckham's face with moustache
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Terry: Becks you wanne hear a joke
Beckham: yeah
Terry :That Cappelo choose you to play for england
Beckham: hahahaha
Rooney hahahaha
Terry hahahahaha
Ferdindand : I don't get it
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
Hey Becks you need to shave that beard I think its slowing you down.... No wait its the MLS that's slowing you down.... Oh Snap!
Incuteration
(Everton)
3 years ago
Lol
Ant
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
I learned a great trick in Saigon, does anyone have a table tennis ball?
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
It use to be bigger hmmmmmmmmm
Nemmy
(Inter Milan)
3 years ago
I see the baby's head!
Sam
(Juventus)
3 years ago
They never said this would be one of the side effects on that bottle of Viagra!
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
He is exercising his balls so that his would be a muscular and big ones
Kaizersoyze
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Berbatov: "I'm in position. Snake Charmer, play your tune.... NOW"
UroFiji
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Hmmmmmmmmm how to excise this?
Scottie
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
Berbatov the Bulgearian
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
Do these shorts make my junk look bigger?
Misfit138
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Berbatov: "Pay attention Mikel Owen, in motherland, you don't stretch muscles; muscles stretch you!"
JedJED
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Berbatov realizes he's a man
LeftHeadKick
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Wakes up from nap - "why the hell is ashley cole walking out of here? "
Charlie
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Ant
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Half-time eggs were a bad idea.
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Oh.... It stinks.... I don't know what this guy had during the break
Pragathish
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
Too much of beans will spoil the team chemistry
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
They feel that their body aroma is still the best fragrance as compared to their teammates'
[account-removed]
3 years ago
Warning: Arsene Wenger's New Team Diet Is Not For Everyone
JedJED
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Beans beans good for the heart the more you eat the more you....
LeftHeadKick
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
"He still has swine flu, right? " "Yep, they just don't wanna tell him. Easier than releasing him I guess. "
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Ant
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
"I call this one the shish kebab"
[account-removed]
3 years ago
"Olsson Sidelined With Groin Injury (Strain)"
Pragathish
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
I saw a RAT!
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
He is too happy until he didn't realise that he is killing Olsson
Kaizersoyze
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Olsson: "Don't worry Mary Jane. I'll fly you away to safety"
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
I've heard of a player carrying his team before but I though it was a figure of speech.
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Sufferjoy2
(Bayern München)
3 years ago
"Where did your face go?!"
Pragathish
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
Saaaaaattaaaaaaaaaan!
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
The ugly and the beast
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
Fierce tomato face versus the man in black
Theshid
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
We finally know where Miyazaki got his inspiration for the design of the ''forest spirit'' in his movie Princess Mononoke.
IRISHRED79
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Aghhhhhh its a fuckn giant
Jman008
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
"I love you!" Bellamy.... "Say it louder I couldn't hear you" Adebayour.... "I freakin LOVE YOU!" Bellamy
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
Look Ade I can score a goal, celebrate and not get banned.
KashMiester
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
Come to papa - come here - coochie coochie coo
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
Sorry posted in the wrong spot.
LeftHeadKick
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
OMG Predator, I make a lot less than you, but I'm better!
Ben
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
No I'm not!
Nemmy
(Inter Milan)
3 years ago
I said "you need endurance", not "you need to dance"!
Pragathish
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
Its VERY urgent!
DealingDreams
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Look I know its urgent, but there is absolutely no pooping on the field allowed. Last time I let this happened Foster left a turd about "this" big
Ant
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Ferguson's Riverdance turns match officials into sex dolls.
Sam
(Juventus)
3 years ago
No no no- it's heel tap, heel tap, step, kick!
Heartbreaker95
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Look dude, just temme where the washroom is, and there'll be no fights
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
"Oh, my God, Ferguson, you looked so old!"
Scottie
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
The referee and alex ferguson celebrate uniteds late winner
Seantoon
(Newcastle United)
3 years ago
Alex Ferguson: "What!? You gave us only SIX minutes? "
Bren67mancity
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
Think there on to us alex.... I can't give you anymore time we've been playing for two hours
Ben
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Thee 2-0 Chelsea defeat is aaall part of my cunning masterplan. Muhahahahaaa!
Ant
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Do ju want to see the dessert menu?
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Haha, good one, I knew I recognised that face from a sketch show, just couldn't put my finger on it
[account-removed]
3 years ago
Benitez: "hello thar young man" Next morning's headline: "Picture Evidence: Benitez 'Taps Up' 15 year old"
Heartbreaker95
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
You do know I'm always free, right hun?
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
"An evil plotting in progress!"
Misfit138
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Benitez: "Fact: You have a ham sammich. "
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
He saw the scores the opposite way, so he was happy without knowing that Chelsea actually won the game
LeftHeadKick
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
In thought, "This will look like the s**t on my Facebook. "
AniBhat
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Ha ha, I have got new contract, , , does not matter we lose or win, now I'm on air
Derby22
(Derby County)
3 years ago
Well hi there. You lookin' fine today
Incuteration
(Everton)
3 years ago
Think this is from this year if I'm not wrong
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
No wonder Heskey never scores. He's always chewing on his tongue
Nemmy
(Inter Milan)
3 years ago
Ball: Where can I find the goal? Heskey: It will be in that way
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
"Oh, it's like a fishball and I am sure it's tasty"
AniBhat
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Oops.... I shot it straight and it is going where?
ArmstrongCPFC
(Crystal Palace)
3 years ago
I should win this caption just for saying 3 words....".Its danny welbeck"
Incuteration
(Everton)
3 years ago
[removed]
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Funny old days.... (This picture looks way old, should be deleted)
Charlie
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Come one guys, you can do better! Find some new pics!
Charlie
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Sam
(Juventus)
3 years ago
"I know he's touching my butt but I figure you have a better present for me!"
Charlie
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Lucas gets banged up by the Chelsea boys
[account-removed]
3 years ago
"I know I said you could have it.... But i've already given my virginity to lampard.... Srry"
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
'oh dear.... You are not that good in diving, Better Come and learn it from Drogba'
Omar
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Lucas "dang that's HUGE!"
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
During the battle royal at Stamford Bridge Lampard pinned Lucas who felt the need to protect the ball
Jman008
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
"your butt is very soft" Lampard, "I told you he would love it" Lucas
Misfit138
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Lucas relieved that squealing like a pig was not involved
Charlie
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Dam, this is what I should have said earlier: the Chelsea gang, bang up Lucas. Yeah, keep pretending you don't get it....
Charlie
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Charlie
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Rooney shakes hands with the Sunderland manager after the game
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
That doll wanted to send the manager home
Pragathish
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
A man united fan thanks for the own goal
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Oh look whats happening...."A big red bear shake hands with a polar bear! "
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Here is cheqeu thanks for the lost and greetings from sir alex
Scottie
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
The cuddly bear consolation prize was a brucie bonus thought steve
Matt
(Footytube Staff)
3 years ago
'What sort of creature are you meant to be? '
Tyhja
(Aston Villa)
3 years ago
"Bruce glad he didn't stay too long. "
Ben
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Ughh.... Another day at the office. Thanks god for coffee breaks
Ben
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Foster drinking "Sar extract" - the formula needs refining though
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
He has prepared a potion to be poured at his goal post so that no one can score against him
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
The man who changed the meaning of WTF to Why The Face
Ant
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
After watching a run of terrible goalkeeping, Ferguson finds a new tea-boy for the United squad
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Having some whiskey to forget last night blues....
Scottie
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
Dejected, the Thumb Wars losing finalist made his way home
[account-removed]
3 years ago
Foster: "is that your hand in my pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Omar
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Foster: "When the hell was I sold to Borussia Dortmund? "
Kaizersoyze
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Thinks:
Goalkeeping notes from Van Der Sar, a lot of glue on my thumb and a cup of Red Bull. Now let's see who scores a goal against me! **evil laugh**
Matt
(Footytube Staff)
3 years ago
After seeing the picture Foster realised where his wallet had gone
Tyhja
(Aston Villa)
3 years ago
"I feel like this new formula is giving me extra arms!"
ArmstrongCPFC
(Crystal Palace)
3 years ago
"dunno why they're makin me carry these bloody gloves, I feel like a plank, I'm not gonna' need em"
Incuteration
(Everton)
3 years ago
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
A new version of Superman with white underwear
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
Nice to meet you my name Borat. Now I make the sexy time
Scottie
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
This is what happens when you don't take your camel to the chiropodist
Salt
(Aston Villa)
3 years ago
Lady Gaga's penis removal surgery hadn't quite gone to plan...
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
The idea of the wedgie has completely bypassed the Italians
Ant
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Questions were asked about the team hypnotist when the players started to perform sensual dances every time a whistle blew
Ben
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Self wedgie for missing a tight opportunity
Youngy
(Newcastle United)
3 years ago
No comment :S
Theshid
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
You hav stolen my goal.... I am not gonna' leave You!
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
There is something in your hair wait ill pull it out
Raf
(Atletico Belo Horizonte)
3 years ago
Waaaaait, I'm not done braiding your haaaaair
Salt
(Aston Villa)
3 years ago
I'll never get these curls and knots out if you keep screaming and running off
FUTBAL
(Chelsea)
3 years ago
"Wait for me or else I will pull your hair out"
Scottie
(Manchester City)
3 years ago
Right now's my chance. I need to know if that's a wig...
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
It was an OWN GOAL you idiot!
Kaizersoyze
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Don't you dare celebrate my goal. Don't YOU DARE!
IRISHRED79
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Cut your hair ya fukn hippy
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