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The Silly Captions Competition

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Terry is laughing at Beckham's face with moustache

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Terry: Becks you wanne hear a joke
Beckham: yeah
Terry :That Cappelo choose you to play for england
Beckham: hahahaha
Rooney hahahaha
Terry hahahahaha
Ferdindand : I don't get it

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Hey Becks you need to shave that beard I think its slowing you down.... No wait its the MLS that's slowing you down.... Oh Snap!

Incuteration (Everton) 3 years ago

Lol

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I learned a great trick in Saigon, does anyone have a table tennis ball?

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

It use to be bigger hmmmmmmmmm

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

I see the baby's head!

Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago

They never said this would be one of the side effects on that bottle of Viagra!

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

He is exercising his balls so that his would be a muscular and big ones

Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Berbatov: "I'm in position. Snake Charmer, play your tune.... NOW"

UroFiji (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Hmmmmmmmmm how to excise this?

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Berbatov the Bulgearian

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Do these shorts make my junk look bigger?

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Berbatov: "Pay attention Mikel Owen, in motherland, you don't stretch muscles; muscles stretch you!"

JedJED (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Berbatov realizes he's a man

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Wakes up from nap - "why the hell is ashley cole walking out of here? "

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Half-time eggs were a bad idea.

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Oh.... It stinks.... I don't know what this guy had during the break

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Too much of beans will spoil the team chemistry

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

They feel that their body aroma is still the best fragrance as compared to their teammates'

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Warning: Arsene Wenger's New Team Diet Is Not For Everyone

JedJED (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Beans beans good for the heart the more you eat the more you....

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

"He still has swine flu, right? " "Yep, they just don't wanna tell him. Easier than releasing him I guess. "

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

"I call this one the shish kebab"

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"Olsson Sidelined With Groin Injury (Strain)"

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

I saw a RAT!

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

He is too happy until he didn't realise that he is killing Olsson

Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Olsson: "Don't worry Mary Jane. I'll fly you away to safety"

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

I've heard of a player carrying his team before but I though it was a figure of speech.

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Sufferjoy2 (Bayern München) 3 years ago

"Where did your face go?!"

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Saaaaaattaaaaaaaaaan!

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

The ugly and the beast

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Fierce tomato face versus the man in black

Theshid (Liverpool) 3 years ago

We finally know where Miyazaki got his inspiration for the design of the ''forest spirit'' in his movie Princess Mononoke.

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Aghhhhhh its a fuckn giant

Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

"I love you!" Bellamy.... "Say it louder I couldn't hear you" Adebayour.... "I freakin LOVE YOU!" Bellamy

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Look Ade I can score a goal, celebrate and not get banned.

KashMiester (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Come to papa - come here - coochie coochie coo

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Sorry posted in the wrong spot.

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

OMG Predator, I make a lot less than you, but I'm better!

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

No I'm not!

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

I said "you need endurance", not "you need to dance"!

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

Its VERY urgent!

DealingDreams (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Look I know its urgent, but there is absolutely no pooping on the field allowed. Last time I let this happened Foster left a turd about "this" big

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Ferguson's Riverdance turns match officials into sex dolls.

Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago

No no no- it's heel tap, heel tap, step, kick!

Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Look dude, just temme where the washroom is, and there'll be no fights

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Oh, my God, Ferguson, you looked so old!"

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

The referee and alex ferguson celebrate uniteds late winner

Seantoon (Newcastle United) 3 years ago

Alex Ferguson: "What!? You gave us only SIX minutes? "

Bren67mancity (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Think there on to us alex.... I can't give you anymore time we've been playing for two hours

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Thee 2-0 Chelsea defeat is aaall part of my cunning masterplan. Muhahahahaaa!

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Do ju want to see the dessert menu?

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Haha, good one, I knew I recognised that face from a sketch show, just couldn't put my finger on it

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Benitez: "hello thar young man" Next morning's headline: "Picture Evidence: Benitez 'Taps Up' 15 year old"

Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

You do know I'm always free, right hun?

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

"An evil plotting in progress!"

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Benitez: "Fact: You have a ham sammich. "

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

He saw the scores the opposite way, so he was happy without knowing that Chelsea actually won the game

LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 3 years ago

In thought, "This will look like the s**t on my Facebook. "

AniBhat (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Ha ha, I have got new contract, , , does not matter we lose or win, now I'm on air

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Well hi there. You lookin' fine today

Incuteration (Everton) 3 years ago

Think this is from this year if I'm not wrong

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

No wonder Heskey never scores. He's always chewing on his tongue

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 3 years ago

Ball: Where can I find the goal? Heskey: It will be in that way

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

"Oh, it's like a fishball and I am sure it's tasty"

AniBhat (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Oops.... I shot it straight and it is going where?

ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 3 years ago

I should win this caption just for saying 3 words....".Its danny welbeck"

Incuteration (Everton) 3 years ago

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Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Funny old days.... (This picture looks way old, should be deleted)

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Come one guys, you can do better! Find some new pics!

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago

"I know he's touching my butt but I figure you have a better present for me!"

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Lucas gets banged up by the Chelsea boys

[account-removed] 3 years ago

"I know I said you could have it.... But i've already given my virginity to lampard.... Srry"

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

'oh dear.... You are not that good in diving, Better Come and learn it from Drogba'

Omar (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Lucas "dang that's HUGE!"

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

During the battle royal at Stamford Bridge Lampard pinned Lucas who felt the need to protect the ball

Jman008 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

"your butt is very soft" Lampard, "I told you he would love it" Lucas

Misfit138 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Lucas relieved that squealing like a pig was not involved

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Dam, this is what I should have said earlier: the Chelsea gang, bang up Lucas. Yeah, keep pretending you don't get it....

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Rooney shakes hands with the Sunderland manager after the game

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

That doll wanted to send the manager home

Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago

A man united fan thanks for the own goal

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Oh look whats happening...."A big red bear shake hands with a polar bear! "

Blooob (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Here is cheqeu thanks for the lost and greetings from sir alex

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

The cuddly bear consolation prize was a brucie bonus thought steve

Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago

'What sort of creature are you meant to be? '

Tyhja (Aston Villa) 3 years ago

"Bruce glad he didn't stay too long. "

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago

Ughh.... Another day at the office. Thanks god for coffee breaks

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Foster drinking "Sar extract" - the formula needs refining though

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 3 years ago

He has prepared a potion to be poured at his goal post so that no one can score against him

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 years ago

The man who changed the meaning of WTF to Why The Face

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

After watching a run of terrible goalkeeping, Ferguson finds a new tea-boy for the United squad

Rockerr (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Having some whiskey to forget last night blues....

Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Dejected, the Thumb Wars losing finalist made his way home

[account-removed] 3 years ago

Foster: "is that your hand in my pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Omar (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Foster: "When the hell was I sold to Borussia Dortmund? "

Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Thinks:

Goalkeeping notes from Van Der Sar, a lot of glue on my thumb and a cup of Red Bull. Now let's see who scores a goal against me! **evil laugh**