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The Silly Captions Competition
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Oops! Wrong finger!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Air basketball double spin
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
You see this David, you see the two white things like these on the pitch.... PUT THE f*****g BALL between THEM!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Had this been golf.... !.... It would have been a double birdie.... !
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I tried to play this way in Brazil and they kicked me out"
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Did you know guys! One + one is two
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Too many headers. Now he's playing paper-rock-scissors with himself. And its a dynamite stalemate.


(10-Dec-2009)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He predicted that they will draw 1 - 1 in that match
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"You will never guess where I just put these fingers!"
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hi mum!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hi bro!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The Famous "Venus Fly-Trap" Tackle
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Happy slapping comes to football
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Feel my nipples, Beeetch!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think this is door to go for beach.........



(Weirdest caption)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This is how a flying dragon catch its prey
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
This will be the last time you ever slip my sister a finger
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I know what to present you this christmas, a deodarant!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Striker tries to avoid the smell of this defenders breath
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Hey!There's a mosquito!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Phil browns fairly let himself go since this time last season? .... The tans missing?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The boys at Hull always wanted to listen to Jimmy Bullard's fairytales.... Of how he once played for a club that won three points
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I am old Scrooge and you will respect MY authoritaay"
Owenwillscore42 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Bullard: Don't you dare get up!  Guy getting up: But Brown's waiting for me in the dressing room!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Duck.... Duck.... Goose!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Jimmy:we know our coach was rubbish lets we do a plan for the match. The referee given time for us
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Once upon a time, .... "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Bed time stories at the Hull City camp
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
Just 1 knee for you nicky, we wouldnt want grandad pullin a muscle now do we
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The rules are simple: we all throw in our car keys and spin this bottle....

Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Threatening gary neville with an imaginary red card, was,nt his only mistake in this game.

Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
"C'mon Neville, figure it out yourself.... Whistle is to mouth as clenched fist is to ___.... That's right mouth ALSO!"
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ref "I'm checking for cavities. If you have any, I will book you. " (off camera) shrooney runs the other direction
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Step away son, I'm not scared of your moustache. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Yes gary no gary - you're right gary, sorry gary
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Feel the fist of doom!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Referee: I know neville well that you was following my daughter everyday after she finishes her school.
Neville: did you know one thing, your daughter is not nice than my old girl friend
Brown:what is this neville you didnot say a single word about this, you are enjoying lonely without me
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The referee threatened Neville, that if he kissed his badge in front of him, it wasn't the only thing he was going to kiss
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No imitation of my face, no talk!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The ref examines Neville's new nose job, which is supposedly modeled to look exactly like David Beckham's
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
We, re havin a gangbang, we, re havin a ball.... !
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
**Light-bulb moment** Turf inspection celebration after this goal! The rest- Get up you oaf
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Lower! No higher! The birmingham massage club
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"I thought you said you weren't ticklish
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Follow the leader
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I forget the way!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
They were having a laugh while he was searching for his contacts
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Trying to trigger his bullish header attack by finding his sensitive part
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Shower room play gets taken onto the pitch
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
I'm first! I'm first! Now ill go easy on you cos theres plenty more where this came from

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Neanderthal to Homosapien - is this the missing link Darwin was searching for?
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sit in line guys, they will put food for us!
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
I'm gonna' enjoy this goal
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Yes! Yes! Oh a thousand times yes! I thought you'd never ask

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Kiss me big boy.... !.... I'm your, s.... !
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh yes baby!Just like the other day against the wall!
SKZaman (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
This was a great idea by Drogba, how can French players handle the ball now?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
What is that thing? A bird, a plane? No, its a ball
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The newest craze to hit the EPL. Capuera football! Created in protest of bad reffing. Now it goes on unpunished
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The ministry of funny hand shakes.  
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
This is the only visual evidence ever caught on camera of Drogba trying to keep his balance.... He claims that no one wants to lock arms with him anymore (sob) (sob)
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Me first! Meee"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Silvestre is becoming a pirate with his newly amputated leg
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
[pictures must be caption-worthy]
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Messi: Hey ibrahimovic lets do our bestie hand shake!  Ibra: Ok
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"hey ibra wasn't it a great idea to bring a trampoline to the game? "
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Seconds from disaster: Ibra and Messi both injured after in-game handshake had gone horribly wrong
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 AC Milan VP Galliani conspiring on the phone
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Whaddya mean we can't sign under 16's
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
He would make a good cop, who luv, s ya baby.... !.... Hello, hello.... Is that the police? .... Someones just stolen my lollipop
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
How is the reflection from the stands
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Caller: " Hey! How come you have a clear reception at the stadium"?!
Galliani: "Emm.... I've insert a mini satellite in my head.... "
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Here we see Galliani working on his next Gillette contract...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Darling, I'm not coming home tonight" (after seeing a pretty and young girl)
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
No, for the last bloody time, I am not Mohammed Al Fayed!
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"70 mill".... "65".... "Come on Carlo, I paid you good severance".... "Fine, alright.... 60 mill for Pato and I'll throw in a blender"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Tell the don to take out moratti for me
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Damn that's shine
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Pat a cake pat a cake....Honestly, the things that amuse millionaires...

Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
What would tripitaka do daniel son? Think think...
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Ok good but a bit less camp from you next time
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Don't hit Ronaldo too hard or he might get injured again!"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
I knew Christiano Ronaldo acted like a spoilt child, but Pat a Cake, Pat-A-Cake.... Seriously!
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
What's that tattoo on your leg, are you drunk mate?
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Up 5!"
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
`the guy on the side: I'm always left out
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Stuff the lot of ya, I'm off, back to old trafford.... I wanna play for a big club.... Lol
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I don't wanna wear it! I don't wanna!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Cor blimey - autumn! Soooo many leaves
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Whay do you mean kaka is the key player
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Why must the whole team exerting the pressure on me to beat Barca?!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Aw man, I'm gonna' miss telletubies because of the game.

Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Haha Ciankc    Ronaldo's like "s**t man I forgot to tweez my eyebrows"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The groundskeeper had missed a bit on the pitch and that was all Ronaldo needed to kick off
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Should have stayed at United....    P. S Ciankc should win this for sure
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I don't like Adidas! Wanna see me take my shirt off too? " Pervy glint takes over from Cartman whiny face
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"This shirt was not ironed! That damn kaka"
SKZaman (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Latest! Cantona in shock return for liverpool  
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Ref! My own teammate is fouling me!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Either the soccer ball or Kuyt's ball
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
We've seen the bicycle kick, we've seen the scorpion kick, but this was the first time someone had attempted to use the Chun Li Spinning Bird Kick in a match
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Look! I always knew I could ballet"
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Didn't know they teach karate at liverpool
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago


He rises from the ashes to help Chelsea win...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Smoking Kakuta - Maybe this is the real reason for Chelsea's transfer ban
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Kakuta was soon to be on fire for another reason, as he spontaneously combusted during extra time
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Kakuta experiences his 1st steamer
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kakuta unleashes his pressure and power all the way to help Chelsea
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Kakuta's thinking: "Damn, I really should've put on some deoderant"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
What you talking about there willis?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
After some racist shouts from the opposition's fans, Kakuta seemed cool, but he was boiling inside
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ancelloti was lighting a cigarette, while kakuta was lighting up the field. This is a rare convergence of the two events
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Is it hot in here or is it just me  
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
^^ Haha. First thing that popped into my head and I scroll down to see you beat me to the punch. Well played, Spartan.    
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Nine months after the Silvestre incident, this happened!
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Quick! Get the stretcher! I think it's coming!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No-one will see it under here, I think maybe I'll just sneak away now...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
If my waters break now, they, ll call the match off due a to a waterlogged pitch
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Now just remember - keep out of the black and in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Hahaha scottie.... Look at what you coulda won.... Lol
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Protecting himself from being knocked at his belly
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Looking in the crowd like "who da baby daddy? "
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
At least they can't claim for handball
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Looking into the crowd.... "Your momma is soo fat.... "
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"You were made to be my baby~!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The fans are more concerned about the lower lump.  
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This player has been putting placenta in allll the wrong places!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This is the gift for my children for this christmas!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Something for the weekend sir?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
That's some tackle  
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Football is pretty friendly in S. America.... Tackles come with a "happy ending"...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Revenge of the Fallen
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
If you can't beat em, jerk em
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Player desperately tries to hang on, but the cord is too short.... Or non existent
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Where did the ball go? Ahh I found it
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
The defender pleaded with the ref claiming not only to have got the ball, but the other one too
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I'm grabbing yours since you stole that one" No. 16 : "Eeeeeaaah!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
If henry can touch em, why can't I !?!



   
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