Forums / Funny Old Game
Order: Newest / Oldest
The Silly Captions Competition
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
You would look surprised too, if you seen whoopi goldberg going for the same ball as you.


(10-Dec-2009)
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This is an intense staring contest!
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I'll make it snappy, I don't like you
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
OOOH! I knew I shouldn't have worn my tight underwear! Not today! Damn it
Charliehenry 5 years ago
Anderson"ok the ball is yours"
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Holy Cow.... Is that? Is that his penis?!
VILLI (Manchester United) 5 years ago
West ham dude looks like a stud. Haha
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Monsters vs Aliens 2
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
This new from arm wrestling, leg wrestling...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
I know they love Footy, but Foot-shaking instead of hand-shaking is too much!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Keep one eye on the Opponent and one on the ball
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I think he misunderstood his manager when he said to him "go out there and break a leg!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Eek I forgot the wifes birthday
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Magical football, just look at the levatation he gets
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
And they say men are afraid of commitment...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Demonstrating the invisible bed
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I'm going all inn!*U2's Elevation was played at half-time*.... Good one Sam haha
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Oh no! Forgot my cape! What am I gonna' do after I hit the ball?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Superman Return to the Field
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Arrow from the coach to strike the ball
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Footballers Warning: Beware of low flying Rhubarb and Custards.    2 days later - Oh, hang on, its a player
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Dive and deliver
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
I believe I can fly...
Johnbull (Millwall) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Nice stud, s
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Somebody had told them that the Team GB Gymnastics scouts were in the crowd - how could they resist the opportunity to show off their cartwheels?
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Wonder if they had this one in mind when they made the rule about going in "studs raised"...
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
In your face suckaa!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Look for youself! I'm telling you man I am a size 11! My feet might look small but the size doesn't lie!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The Shaolin Footballer
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Wrestling freestyler is back in the field...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
And this is how you do a 'scorpion kick'!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
It didn't take long to discover why the International Space Station was a terrible venue for the cup final


(10-Dec-2009)
Xterminator (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Can you smell this and let me know if it smells bad
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
And the boots as well! I'm telling you, I am Ronaldo!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Those blades are not meant for shaving
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New movie for footy fans- super manager(he shows is flying skill)
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey! Go right for fish market ! Quick, I am hungry !
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
The footballing poltergeist
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
He hadn't quite perfected directing his use of The Force.


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Avram demonstrates the toad stroke
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Only If I could score with my mind.... I could save Pompey from relegation.... I think this is how MR. Spock did it.... 1, 2, 3 hmmmmmmm...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Let me see the condition properly before I implement my mega-plan
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Diss!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
No.... You go to the office on the right to pick up your cheques!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
If you can't afford to pay the players, sometimes you have to go in goal yourself
[account-removed] 5 years ago
The emperor is revealed to be Darth Sidious, a sith lord with amazing powers of.... Losing to manchester united?
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
No, its right arm first, then left, 3 strokes, and then breathe...
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Now that's whats called.... Putting your head in where it hurts.... !.... Ouch.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
London bridge is falling down, falling down, ...
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Wow, even his own team mates hate the guy
Khaimet (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhhh!! Mortal Kombat!!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Oh sure, being 3 foot 8 might mean you're speedy and agile, but it also has its disadvantages.


(10-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New 5 - man tag team match for footy new edition, don't miss it!
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
Running the gauntlet footy style!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
After a terrible free kick sent the ball out of the stadium, number 8 bravely stepped into the role
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Midget caught in the heart of a foot melee
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Holy s**t is all I have to say haha, OUCH!
Charliehenry 5 years ago
Little man caught in the crossfire
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I don't understand! Why did the guy have to photoshop me in the middle of this kick fight?
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
#8 regretted getting a novelty Cisse-style shaved head with football markings
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Recent graduates of "Ronaldo's Diving School"...
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Synchronised diving? .... Its gonna' take more than a video replay to sort that one out?
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
New magnetic balls being trialed at UEFA's guinea pig, the Europa League. Evidently, further testing is needed
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
UEFA's attempt in trying to invent a new sport. - Headball !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Judo exponent playing football
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The excessive wind made it hard to play, but the game went on
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Trick name was penguin dive. you can see two players are trying out this...
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Clearly in love, they decided to act out the famous Titanic scene.


(10-Dec-2009)
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
That's right! Now flap your wings!
Charliehenry 5 years ago
Simon says...
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Don't come forward it's going to explode any second now! Oh wait.... I think there is a red and a blue wire!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Stand and deliver...  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I knew I should have gone for Batman. Robin's face strap-on is worse than a bad Halloween costume. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Cyclops trying to shoot the ball
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Excellent python reference Tony (or at least I think its one).  
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Holy Addidas Batman!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Mask man of footy...
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New goodies from puma, a italy national player ad
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
Opera is not doing so well in Rome these days. The phantom is forced to look for work elsewhere
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Now I know why fans call him 'Capitan Futuro' !
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Running late for the game, he had forgot to take his Gimp mask off from the night before
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I think that costume place was a scam. I asked for a Peter Czech costume! This is not even an Edgar Davids!
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The mask of Zorro! Now I'm gonna' own!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Batman Ends
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Dark and shameful times at Roma. Players are having to wear masks to conceal their identity
SKZaman (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Romanian team beating Italy at their own game
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Referee: this not sleeping timeeeeeeeeeee playersssssssssssssssss!!....
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
A very bad case of body odour, the ref was later downgraded for not using deodorant.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
BAM! BAM! BAM!  And the winner is Italy - who gave Romania 3 KOs  Peeep, peeep peeeeeeep~~~~~~~!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Apparently, the Romanian players said something about his mother, and the Italian just let rip
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Controversial champions league semi-final referee Overbo, breaks into a hip-humping dance while the Italian goes through 3 players for unknown reasons.


(10-Dec-2009)
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Look at that crazy!.... Dude in the backround
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Players fainted when the referee release some kind of gases from his back
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
Romania given a controversial triple yellow card after going too far with theatrics
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Whilst many believe that N'Gog had learnt his diving abilities from the Italians, this picture proves that he actually attended a Romanian school
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Romanian's react in misery and disbelief, as they receive late news that Michael Jackson has died
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I told you, we shouldn't have had that many hot dogs before the game!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
H1N1.... Even the ref looks weak in the knees
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The life-giving power of football to characters
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Whatever the result....    I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug....
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New footy hallowen day!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Barney at the gay mardi gras, imagine that? .... He's already a stuffed toy?
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Stripped down version of Godzilla meets the Joker?
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This is our new mascot!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Can you believe it I bought this right outside for a Dollar.... Accidentally rubbed it and not one but two genies poped out of nowhere!


(10-Dec-2009)
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey fans, check out the new 'keeper!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Blimey its Barney
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Pique, give me back my man utd annual I got for christmas, wanna see if I'm still in it.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Pique, you are still under-age and you aren't supposed to look at these things!"


(10-Dec-2009)
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Pique: "will you please read me this one next! Please please!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Xavi: this is my crying days started function album (wedding day)  Piqueon't cry mate, me too suffering from same thing from my deadly wife
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
And.... They lived happily forever.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Pique: hey, stop reading anymore. You should go brush up your Fifa10 skills....
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Xavi-Look its a book about our crazy achievements last year. Behind the scenes included. -Smug face-
Pique: Oh crap! I think the photographer was around when I dropped my soap in the showers. Let me seeee
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Look at the tits on that...
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Pique: "ey Xavi, why you looking for your picture in that yearbook, you didn't even go to school, you clown!"
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Xavi: I'm telling you man she was totally checking you out!
Pique: Are you serious! I thought she was giving me the finger cause I kicked her with ball on the set piece!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
FINISH HIM
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Choke-slam coming up, Undertaker style!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
What the Irish should have said to Henry:    " You touch that ball with your hand, and I will kill you. Got it? "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Oleguer uses a taser to shock his opponent
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
After this latest violent incident, oleguer, s manager vince mcmahon wenger said? .... I did not see it
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oleguer used his acupuncture skill to halt his challenger
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Cutthroat defending by Oleguer, literally
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Chicken fry! For today's menu
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
"Wrong game mate, back to the NBA. ""
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Choke-slam cries Oleguer! Oh wait, hang on, it's football
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"ya I definatly feel it, oh and its angry!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The striker choked at just the wrong moment.


(10-Dec-2009)
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Oleguer: What is that?
-khghfjdhe
What?
-khjsodu
You.... Khkjdkhkl.... Stepped.... Kmkjh.... ON MY FOOT
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
La-da-ta-da.... Wheee!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The ultimate balancing act: Sitting on a defender, with his feet up, no hands, and a ball precariously perched on his head
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I know we have wingers, but wingwalkers? .... Look out air traffic control  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Happy-go-lucky header
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Christmas day tricksssss!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I'm an airplane. Mmmeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
When his manager said he needed to 'skip past players', he took it far too literally
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This is exactly how I did it in the circus. They gave me fish there. But here they only show me a Wierd yellow piece of paper! Oh I miss the good old days!
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Are you seriously going to allow that goal?  WE ARE playing WITH SUBS AND reserves!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
What chance have we ref, look at them, they eat, sleep, and even adebayor, sh*ts footballs.


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Come on 4th man, he pooped ze ball! " Hughes watches his secret man-crush in glorious close quarters and perfectly hides his growing manhood
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Arsene Wenger: "See, for yourself! There isn't goal scored! The ball isn't here at all!"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"Ref, sparky is in my space. This is where I usually squat down (points down) to fertilize the grass. As you'll notice, I've already done it over there (hughes noticing it just behind linesman). "
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Am I in your technical area? Sorry Wenger I didn't think you were using it...
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
s**t! Who done this job, we have excellent bathroom facilities
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Wanna shake my hand now? Nah! Here's 2 of it
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
What do you mean no handball its glued to his freakin' glove!
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
Hughes is going to upstage me by showing he can kick the ball. I'll show him! No handshake for you!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Wenger: "And for my next trick, I shall make Adebayor s**t footballs. "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wenger: "eeeyyy.... Look at those shoes! They must be made of air, because this guy is walking on clouds with the amount of money he has to spend on players!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I'm sorry! Its not my fault adebayor pooped in his pants!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Can you believe this? Adebayor Left me for THIS guy!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wenger : "Man City players get so much money, but they don't have time wipe their butts? 1?!"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Should've gone to specsavers before the france v ireland game sepp
Johnbull (Millwall) 5 years ago
I'll show you just one more time...................... The blinkers go just here


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Now look into my eyes, when I break your stare, you will believe I run the biggest governing body of football in the world. Also, I am good at it. " -- Greatest Jedi mind trick ever pulled
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Is this my specs? My vision seems to be blur. "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The glasses that make Sepp Blatter blind to criticism
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Staff at FIFA began to question Sepp's sanity, when he told the press that he was going to solve the France/Ireland debate by using his mind to go back in time, alter the course of history by preventing Henry to move his hand then seeing the rest of the match, of which he would tell everyone the real score.

Supposedly, France managed to score 4
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Did any body can sponsor for my specs...
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
Do these glasses make my head look fat?
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
The voices in my head are saying no 33 teams!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Sepp has difficulty trying to spot Thierry Henry's blatant hand ball
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The Barca players heard Ronaldo's dead-ball free-kicks could be "explosive"
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I'm sure that ball has carlos tevez, s face on it
Johnbull (Millwall) 5 years ago
Henry is thinking.... .... " merde, what do I do, head or hand? "
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Henry: I can catch this, I can catch this.... All I have to do is believe!
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Xavi couldn't get any taller. Henry rapidly calculating wind direction, ball speed, onward momentum, angle of curvature, arm length, to say he didn't mean to handball 8 milli-seconds later
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Henry believe that his hand can stop Ronaldo while his team mates afraid that the ball will injure them
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The Barca players couldn't stop screaming, Ronaldo must have broke his ankle with that amount of bend on it
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Where is the rat? I want to hit him guyz, don't control me...


(10-Dec-2009)
(Weirdest caption)
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Ronaldo's play triggered mixed reactions!
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Henrys so bad*** he, he eats this **** fer breakfast
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
After being touched by Ronaldo, the Barcelona players feared the ball now carried the same face disfiguring disease that affects the Portuguese star
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Henry: hihihi, hehehe, He is so cute! I know he likes me! He is aiming the ball for me! Maybe he will ask me out!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Barca fans chat: "Bender, Bender, round the defender.... If you score, we'll call your mother a.... "
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oh this my first time!



   
Kick4Life - changing lives through football