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The Silly Captions Competition
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Pique, give me back my man utd annual I got for christmas, wanna see if I'm still in it.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Pique, you are still under-age and you aren't supposed to look at these things!"


(10-Dec-2009)
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Pique: "will you please read me this one next! Please please!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Xavi: this is my crying days started function album (wedding day)  Piqueon't cry mate, me too suffering from same thing from my deadly wife
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
And.... They lived happily forever.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Pique: hey, stop reading anymore. You should go brush up your Fifa10 skills....
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Xavi-Look its a book about our crazy achievements last year. Behind the scenes included. -Smug face-
Pique: Oh crap! I think the photographer was around when I dropped my soap in the showers. Let me seeee
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Look at the tits on that...
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pique: "ey Xavi, why you looking for your picture in that yearbook, you didn't even go to school, you clown!"
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Xavi: I'm telling you man she was totally checking you out!
Pique: Are you serious! I thought she was giving me the finger cause I kicked her with ball on the set piece!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
FINISH HIM
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Choke-slam coming up, Undertaker style!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
What the Irish should have said to Henry:    " You touch that ball with your hand, and I will kill you. Got it? "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oleguer uses a taser to shock his opponent
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
After this latest violent incident, oleguer, s manager vince mcmahon wenger said? .... I did not see it
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oleguer used his acupuncture skill to halt his challenger
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Cutthroat defending by Oleguer, literally
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Chicken fry! For today's menu
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
"Wrong game mate, back to the NBA. ""
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Choke-slam cries Oleguer! Oh wait, hang on, it's football
Comandert (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"ya I definatly feel it, oh and its angry!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The striker choked at just the wrong moment.


(10-Dec-2009)
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Oleguer: What is that?
-khghfjdhe
What?
-khjsodu
You.... Khkjdkhkl.... Stepped.... Kmkjh.... ON MY FOOT
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
La-da-ta-da.... Wheee!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The ultimate balancing act: Sitting on a defender, with his feet up, no hands, and a ball precariously perched on his head
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I know we have wingers, but wingwalkers? .... Look out air traffic control  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Happy-go-lucky header
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Christmas day tricksssss!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm an airplane. Mmmeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
When his manager said he needed to 'skip past players', he took it far too literally
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is exactly how I did it in the circus. They gave me fish there. But here they only show me a Wierd yellow piece of paper! Oh I miss the good old days!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Are you seriously going to allow that goal?  WE ARE playing WITH SUBS AND reserves!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What chance have we ref, look at them, they eat, sleep, and even adebayor, sh*ts footballs.


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Come on 4th man, he pooped ze ball! " Hughes watches his secret man-crush in glorious close quarters and perfectly hides his growing manhood
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Arsene Wenger: "See, for yourself! There isn't goal scored! The ball isn't here at all!"
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"Ref, sparky is in my space. This is where I usually squat down (points down) to fertilize the grass. As you'll notice, I've already done it over there (hughes noticing it just behind linesman). "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Am I in your technical area? Sorry Wenger I didn't think you were using it...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
s**t! Who done this job, we have excellent bathroom facilities
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Wanna shake my hand now? Nah! Here's 2 of it
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What do you mean no handball its glued to his freakin' glove!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hughes is going to upstage me by showing he can kick the ball. I'll show him! No handshake for you!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Wenger: "And for my next trick, I shall make Adebayor s**t footballs. "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wenger: "eeeyyy.... Look at those shoes! They must be made of air, because this guy is walking on clouds with the amount of money he has to spend on players!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm sorry! Its not my fault adebayor pooped in his pants!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Can you believe this? Adebayor Left me for THIS guy!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wenger : "Man City players get so much money, but they don't have time wipe their butts? 1?!"
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Should've gone to specsavers before the france v ireland game sepp
Johnbull (Millwall) 4 years ago
I'll show you just one more time...................... The blinkers go just here


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Now look into my eyes, when I break your stare, you will believe I run the biggest governing body of football in the world. Also, I am good at it. " -- Greatest Jedi mind trick ever pulled
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Is this my specs? My vision seems to be blur. "
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The glasses that make Sepp Blatter blind to criticism
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Staff at FIFA began to question Sepp's sanity, when he told the press that he was going to solve the France/Ireland debate by using his mind to go back in time, alter the course of history by preventing Henry to move his hand then seeing the rest of the match, of which he would tell everyone the real score.

Supposedly, France managed to score 4
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Did any body can sponsor for my specs...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Do these glasses make my head look fat?
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The voices in my head are saying no 33 teams!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Sepp has difficulty trying to spot Thierry Henry's blatant hand ball
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The Barca players heard Ronaldo's dead-ball free-kicks could be "explosive"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I'm sure that ball has carlos tevez, s face on it
Johnbull (Millwall) 4 years ago
Henry is thinking.... .... " merde, what do I do, head or hand? "
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Henry: I can catch this, I can catch this.... All I have to do is believe!
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Xavi couldn't get any taller. Henry rapidly calculating wind direction, ball speed, onward momentum, angle of curvature, arm length, to say he didn't mean to handball 8 milli-seconds later
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Henry believe that his hand can stop Ronaldo while his team mates afraid that the ball will injure them
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The Barca players couldn't stop screaming, Ronaldo must have broke his ankle with that amount of bend on it
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is the rat? I want to hit him guyz, don't control me...


(10-Dec-2009)
(Weirdest caption)
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ronaldo's play triggered mixed reactions!
Comandert (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Henrys so bad*** he, he eats this **** fer breakfast
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
After being touched by Ronaldo, the Barcelona players feared the ball now carried the same face disfiguring disease that affects the Portuguese star
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Henry: hihihi, hehehe, He is so cute! I know he likes me! He is aiming the ball for me! Maybe he will ask me out!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Barca fans chat: "Bender, Bender, round the defender.... If you score, we'll call your mother a.... "
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh this my first time!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A karate chop for the modern day defender.  An Asian statue to show solidarity to the Irish footy fans.
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Mass drill for friday function
Charliehenry (Verified Legend) 4 years ago
The plane celebration is mine!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I suppose biting them on the hand is one way of stopping them handling the ball.  Not sure about the legalities about that though?
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Their team nickname is the coolest in world soccer- the "Blue Samurai"! Now you know why!
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Get away!" "Let me pick your nose come onn. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hand gamers
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
This is what you get when you try to teach countries new to football by showing them a game on TV, and they watch France vs Ireland.


(10-Dec-2009)
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kung fu Practice
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Chinese midfielder gets poisoned, after being fed bad dumplings by opponent
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago

Vietnam and Thailand at the 25th Southeast Asian Games (seagames) in Vientiane
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hello! Important announcement : where is bathroom, otherwise stadium will be smelly
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
He mus, nt be allowed to talk in the house?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Hahaha.... I remember those first mobiles.... Lol
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
He'll never buy a pair of binoculars from eBay again
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
*Static* "Attention. People, attention!.... I couldn't find a bigger megaphone. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Trying to gain attention so that he will be famous
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Coming soon to South Africa.... Except it's the smaller and more annoying version
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The equipment for John Motson to commentate Thailand vs Vietnam was, to put it kindly, basic.


(10-Dec-2009)
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"I am looking for the person who glued this thing to my lips.... I can't see the game, I can't see the game!"
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Can you hear me now?
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
In an effort to slow down Drogba Arsenal supporters paid Bono to tie a white concrete block to his feet
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Its amazing to watch drogba multi-tasking, with his thumb out, and one foot up on the stage? .... Not bad for a guy whos usually like bambi on ice when he's on the pitch?
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Drogba is thinking : Bono really is a sucker for anything or anyone African.


(10-Dec-2009)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Drogba felt that Bono is a suitable candidate to be his shoe tier
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bono:its my shoe drogba....  Drogba: now blues in red....
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm so rich, I even have my own shoe tier!
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Bono: I m doing this for charity, he promised me that he will give me 1 million dollar.  Drogba: I said what!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Afterwards, Bono said he would pave Drogba's driveway
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Drogba is the first footballer to wear 'Diving shoes'!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Bono believes Drogba has been hiding foot steriods
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Bono attempts a solo song whilst playing Nike's new line of 'guitar shoes', modeled by Didier Drogba
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 4 years ago
Bono willingly tied the lace of the shoe that would "hopefully" later shatter his jaw into a thousand peices
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I still haven't found what I'm looking for drogba....
Gutted for you bono - do my shoelaces while you're down there will you bono?
Nice one bono top geezer, good luck with your search

Security!
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bono, the secret gunner, switches drogba's kit! He's a gunner now
Charliehenry (Verified Legend) 4 years ago
Cannot tie shoelace I have Bono
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Bono tells Drogba to act normal as the giant Drogba clone breaks out of the cage behind them
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Bono: It was between this and giving him a pair of shades. And anyway, at least Didier won't "trip" over his laces as much now
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is the African kid I sponsored 25 years ago! It seems like yesterday that I used to tie his shoes to soccer practice! They grow up so fast!
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
He always was a messi eater  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Everybody knows 90 millions is not worth for it! I dos better than him
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I want to eat her, please leave me coach
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
How? How can someone make Tevez look like a stunner?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Yeah right.... !.... If madrid beat us, I, ll eat my shirt.... Messi practising after reals great first half.
Gladly for him, he did, nt have to
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sweet shirt although he sweats a lot
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Yum! It tastes like some weird licorice!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi tries to hide his new chin-job
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi : "That Ballon D'or trophy looks tasty!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Heerrres's Messi
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Self-titled Christmas greeting card
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I'm do hungry I could eat my shirt now...
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
OH NO! I think I forgot to shut the stove off in the dressing room! PEP is going to kill me!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Did I do that?
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
 
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
90 million skills are here, puyol!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The missing link.... The yeti, awaits to ambush £80m footballer
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Captain Caveman vs Pretty Boy
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wait, isn't he supposed to go AWAY from me? Oh crap, I'm not in the Premiership anymore!
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Go away Neanderthal, can't you see I am metro-sexual 2. 0 galactico after Becks, ya? Let me skip past you like a little girl now
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Police are investigating missing silly caption picture
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
The mosh pit was starting to get a little out of hand.


(10-Dec-2009)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's exactly what causes the spread of headlice
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
They took the phrase "Banging Heads" to another level at El Clasico...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Barcas are trying on the taste of clash of heads by the Arsenals
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This is an advert for Barcelona vs. Real Madrid. The creators wanted it to look just like the 'Sparta' trailer.

This.... IS.... Barca
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
New contest for players that is who is going to hit ball with head...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The magic lantern shone over once - that was keith
Comandert (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Thta one dude must be really hungry, to be eaten peoples hands like that
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
El Classico Pinball !
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
THIIIIS IIIISSS SEEEEEERRGGIIIIIIIIOOO
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This is your football game without antiperspirant
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I can see sense in going to the toilet before the game
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Call the club plumber!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Swamp soccer: mudchester united vs. Real mudrid
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Cockermouth afc still haven't recovered from recent flooding
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
We play footy eventhou there was flood, becuase we love footy
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
I would do one of these, but it would only fall short of Scottie's
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
This game brought back the complaints on the amount of diving in matches
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The French's new form of defence
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cursing and mudding session
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The striker really scared the defender in this match, enough to make his diaper burst!
Charliehenry (Verified Legend) 4 years ago
Soaking up the atmosphere?  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago


Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
HULK smash!  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Your going for the wrong balls.... Mmmm, I mean ball.... !
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Fouling him will make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey fans, see this I am going to make hand of god...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
(No. 30) What is going on in that head of his, he's got the wrong ball!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Can you all please help in stretching my body? " (without realising that he hurt someone)
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
He'd crack some nuts at twister
Charliehenry (Verified Legend) 4 years ago
Look ref their is contact  The incredible dive
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
And mum said not to get these boots dirty, or its the last pairs she's gonna' buy me
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Shitters! Ball is approaching my perfect boy face. Let me levitate as God's football savior and show I am truly deserving of a church in Argentina like that little fat man. "
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi shocked as football becomes Hulk Hogan lookalike
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The new SO YOU think YOU CAN dance: messi vs the ball...
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Master of puppets...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Skill and furious is here...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Doing his bit to support the Irish F. A, Messi vowed to play the whole 90 minutes while doing an Irish jig
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Just dance, gonna' be okay.... Oh wait, flying ball - maybe not
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Surprised with the flying ball, his hair is flying up too
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Messi hadn't moved like that since his mum walked in on him that day ages ago
Charliehenry (Verified Legend) 4 years ago
A gust of wind send messi in a spin
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
After a weekend of Van Damme films, Messi goes for his own roundhouse kick
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi is Japeto like in his movements
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Henry's recent handball incident has brought much scrutiny to European football.... Some players fear touching the ball at all
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi tries to head the ball, whilst riding his invisible donkey
Comandert (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Look what I can do!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Weeeeeeeeeeee



   
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