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The Silly Captions Competition
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Now that's whats called.... Putting your head in where it hurts.... !.... Ouch.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
London bridge is falling down, falling down, ...
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Wow, even his own team mates hate the guy
Khaimet (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhhh!! Mortal Kombat!!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Oh sure, being 3 foot 8 might mean you're speedy and agile, but it also has its disadvantages.


(10-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New 5 - man tag team match for footy new edition, don't miss it!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Running the gauntlet footy style!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
After a terrible free kick sent the ball out of the stadium, number 8 bravely stepped into the role
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Midget caught in the heart of a foot melee
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Holy s**t is all I have to say haha, OUCH!
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Little man caught in the crossfire
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I don't understand! Why did the guy have to photoshop me in the middle of this kick fight?
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
#8 regretted getting a novelty Cisse-style shaved head with football markings
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Recent graduates of "Ronaldo's Diving School"...
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Synchronised diving? .... Its gonna' take more than a video replay to sort that one out?
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
New magnetic balls being trialed at UEFA's guinea pig, the Europa League. Evidently, further testing is needed
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
UEFA's attempt in trying to invent a new sport. - Headball !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Judo exponent playing football
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The excessive wind made it hard to play, but the game went on
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Trick name was penguin dive. you can see two players are trying out this...
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Clearly in love, they decided to act out the famous Titanic scene.


(10-Dec-2009)
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
That's right! Now flap your wings!
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Simon says...
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Don't come forward it's going to explode any second now! Oh wait.... I think there is a red and a blue wire!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Stand and deliver...  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I knew I should have gone for Batman. Robin's face strap-on is worse than a bad Halloween costume. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Cyclops trying to shoot the ball
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Excellent python reference Tony (or at least I think its one).  
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Holy Addidas Batman!
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Mask man of footy...
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New goodies from puma, a italy national player ad
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Opera is not doing so well in Rome these days. The phantom is forced to look for work elsewhere
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Now I know why fans call him 'Capitan Futuro' !
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Running late for the game, he had forgot to take his Gimp mask off from the night before
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I think that costume place was a scam. I asked for a Peter Czech costume! This is not even an Edgar Davids!
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The mask of Zorro! Now I'm gonna' own!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Batman Ends
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Dark and shameful times at Roma. Players are having to wear masks to conceal their identity
SKZaman (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Romanian team beating Italy at their own game
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Referee: this not sleeping timeeeeeeeeeee playersssssssssssssssss!!....
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
A very bad case of body odour, the ref was later downgraded for not using deodorant.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
BAM! BAM! BAM!  And the winner is Italy - who gave Romania 3 KOs  Peeep, peeep peeeeeeep~~~~~~~!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Apparently, the Romanian players said something about his mother, and the Italian just let rip
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Controversial champions league semi-final referee Overbo, breaks into a hip-humping dance while the Italian goes through 3 players for unknown reasons.


(10-Dec-2009)
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Look at that crazy!.... Dude in the backround
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Players fainted when the referee release some kind of gases from his back
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Romania given a controversial triple yellow card after going too far with theatrics
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Whilst many believe that N'Gog had learnt his diving abilities from the Italians, this picture proves that he actually attended a Romanian school
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Romanian's react in misery and disbelief, as they receive late news that Michael Jackson has died
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I told you, we shouldn't have had that many hot dogs before the game!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
H1N1.... Even the ref looks weak in the knees
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The life-giving power of football to characters
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Whatever the result....    I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug....
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
New footy hallowen day!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Barney at the gay mardi gras, imagine that? .... He's already a stuffed toy?
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Stripped down version of Godzilla meets the Joker?
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This is our new mascot!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Can you believe it I bought this right outside for a Dollar.... Accidentally rubbed it and not one but two genies poped out of nowhere!


(10-Dec-2009)
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey fans, check out the new 'keeper!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Blimey its Barney
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Pique, give me back my man utd annual I got for christmas, wanna see if I'm still in it.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Pique, you are still under-age and you aren't supposed to look at these things!"


(10-Dec-2009)
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Pique: "will you please read me this one next! Please please!"
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Xavi: this is my crying days started function album (wedding day)  Piqueon't cry mate, me too suffering from same thing from my deadly wife
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
And.... They lived happily forever.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Pique: hey, stop reading anymore. You should go brush up your Fifa10 skills....
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Xavi-Look its a book about our crazy achievements last year. Behind the scenes included. -Smug face-
Pique: Oh crap! I think the photographer was around when I dropped my soap in the showers. Let me seeee
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Look at the tits on that...
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Pique: "ey Xavi, why you looking for your picture in that yearbook, you didn't even go to school, you clown!"
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Xavi: I'm telling you man she was totally checking you out!
Pique: Are you serious! I thought she was giving me the finger cause I kicked her with ball on the set piece!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
FINISH HIM
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Choke-slam coming up, Undertaker style!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
What the Irish should have said to Henry:    " You touch that ball with your hand, and I will kill you. Got it? "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Oleguer uses a taser to shock his opponent
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
After this latest violent incident, oleguer, s manager vince mcmahon wenger said? .... I did not see it
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oleguer used his acupuncture skill to halt his challenger
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Cutthroat defending by Oleguer, literally
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Chicken fry! For today's menu
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
"Wrong game mate, back to the NBA. ""
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Choke-slam cries Oleguer! Oh wait, hang on, it's football
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"ya I definatly feel it, oh and its angry!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The striker choked at just the wrong moment.


(10-Dec-2009)
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Oleguer: What is that?
-khghfjdhe
What?
-khjsodu
You.... Khkjdkhkl.... Stepped.... Kmkjh.... ON MY FOOT
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
La-da-ta-da.... Wheee!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The ultimate balancing act: Sitting on a defender, with his feet up, no hands, and a ball precariously perched on his head
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I know we have wingers, but wingwalkers? .... Look out air traffic control  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Happy-go-lucky header
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Christmas day tricksssss!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I'm an airplane. Mmmeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
When his manager said he needed to 'skip past players', he took it far too literally
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This is exactly how I did it in the circus. They gave me fish there. But here they only show me a Wierd yellow piece of paper! Oh I miss the good old days!
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Are you seriously going to allow that goal?  WE ARE playing WITH SUBS AND reserves!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
What chance have we ref, look at them, they eat, sleep, and even adebayor, sh*ts footballs.


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Come on 4th man, he pooped ze ball! " Hughes watches his secret man-crush in glorious close quarters and perfectly hides his growing manhood
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Arsene Wenger: "See, for yourself! There isn't goal scored! The ball isn't here at all!"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"Ref, sparky is in my space. This is where I usually squat down (points down) to fertilize the grass. As you'll notice, I've already done it over there (hughes noticing it just behind linesman). "
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Am I in your technical area? Sorry Wenger I didn't think you were using it...
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
s**t! Who done this job, we have excellent bathroom facilities
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Wanna shake my hand now? Nah! Here's 2 of it
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
What do you mean no handball its glued to his freakin' glove!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Hughes is going to upstage me by showing he can kick the ball. I'll show him! No handshake for you!
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
Wenger: "And for my next trick, I shall make Adebayor s**t footballs. "
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wenger: "eeeyyy.... Look at those shoes! They must be made of air, because this guy is walking on clouds with the amount of money he has to spend on players!"
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I'm sorry! Its not my fault adebayor pooped in his pants!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Can you believe this? Adebayor Left me for THIS guy!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wenger : "Man City players get so much money, but they don't have time wipe their butts? 1?!"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Should've gone to specsavers before the france v ireland game sepp
Johnbull (Millwall) 5 years ago
I'll show you just one more time...................... The blinkers go just here


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Now look into my eyes, when I break your stare, you will believe I run the biggest governing body of football in the world. Also, I am good at it. " -- Greatest Jedi mind trick ever pulled
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Is this my specs? My vision seems to be blur. "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The glasses that make Sepp Blatter blind to criticism
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Staff at FIFA began to question Sepp's sanity, when he told the press that he was going to solve the France/Ireland debate by using his mind to go back in time, alter the course of history by preventing Henry to move his hand then seeing the rest of the match, of which he would tell everyone the real score.

Supposedly, France managed to score 4
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Did any body can sponsor for my specs...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Do these glasses make my head look fat?
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
The voices in my head are saying no 33 teams!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Sepp has difficulty trying to spot Thierry Henry's blatant hand ball
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The Barca players heard Ronaldo's dead-ball free-kicks could be "explosive"
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I'm sure that ball has carlos tevez, s face on it
Johnbull (Millwall) 5 years ago
Henry is thinking.... .... " merde, what do I do, head or hand? "
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Henry: I can catch this, I can catch this.... All I have to do is believe!
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Xavi couldn't get any taller. Henry rapidly calculating wind direction, ball speed, onward momentum, angle of curvature, arm length, to say he didn't mean to handball 8 milli-seconds later
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Henry believe that his hand can stop Ronaldo while his team mates afraid that the ball will injure them
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The Barca players couldn't stop screaming, Ronaldo must have broke his ankle with that amount of bend on it
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Where is the rat? I want to hit him guyz, don't control me...


(10-Dec-2009)
(Weirdest caption)
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Ronaldo's play triggered mixed reactions!
Comandert (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Henrys so bad*** he, he eats this **** fer breakfast
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 5 years ago
After being touched by Ronaldo, the Barcelona players feared the ball now carried the same face disfiguring disease that affects the Portuguese star
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Henry: hihihi, hehehe, He is so cute! I know he likes me! He is aiming the ball for me! Maybe he will ask me out!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Barca fans chat: "Bender, Bender, round the defender.... If you score, we'll call your mother a.... "
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Oh this my first time!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
A karate chop for the modern day defender.  An Asian statue to show solidarity to the Irish footy fans.
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Mass drill for friday function
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
The plane celebration is mine!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I suppose biting them on the hand is one way of stopping them handling the ball.  Not sure about the legalities about that though?
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Their team nickname is the coolest in world soccer- the "Blue Samurai"! Now you know why!
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Get away!" "Let me pick your nose come onn. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hand gamers
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
This is what you get when you try to teach countries new to football by showing them a game on TV, and they watch France vs Ireland.


(10-Dec-2009)
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Kung fu Practice
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Chinese midfielder gets poisoned, after being fed bad dumplings by opponent
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago

Vietnam and Thailand at the 25th Southeast Asian Games (seagames) in Vientiane
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hello! Important announcement : where is bathroom, otherwise stadium will be smelly
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
He mus, nt be allowed to talk in the house?
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Hahaha.... I remember those first mobiles.... Lol
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
He'll never buy a pair of binoculars from eBay again
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
*Static* "Attention. People, attention!.... I couldn't find a bigger megaphone. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Trying to gain attention so that he will be famous
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Coming soon to South Africa.... Except it's the smaller and more annoying version
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
The equipment for John Motson to commentate Thailand vs Vietnam was, to put it kindly, basic.


(10-Dec-2009)
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"I am looking for the person who glued this thing to my lips.... I can't see the game, I can't see the game!"
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Can you hear me now?
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
In an effort to slow down Drogba Arsenal supporters paid Bono to tie a white concrete block to his feet
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Its amazing to watch drogba multi-tasking, with his thumb out, and one foot up on the stage? .... Not bad for a guy whos usually like bambi on ice when he's on the pitch?
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Drogba is thinking : Bono really is a sucker for anything or anyone African.


(10-Dec-2009)
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Drogba felt that Bono is a suitable candidate to be his shoe tier
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bono:its my shoe drogba....  Drogba: now blues in red....
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I'm so rich, I even have my own shoe tier!
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 5 years ago
Bono: I m doing this for charity, he promised me that he will give me 1 million dollar.  Drogba: I said what!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Afterwards, Bono said he would pave Drogba's driveway
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Drogba is the first footballer to wear 'Diving shoes'!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Bono believes Drogba has been hiding foot steriods
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Bono attempts a solo song whilst playing Nike's new line of 'guitar shoes', modeled by Didier Drogba
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 5 years ago
Bono willingly tied the lace of the shoe that would "hopefully" later shatter his jaw into a thousand peices
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
I still haven't found what I'm looking for drogba....
Gutted for you bono - do my shoelaces while you're down there will you bono?
Nice one bono top geezer, good luck with your search

Security!
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bono, the secret gunner, switches drogba's kit! He's a gunner now
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 5 years ago
Cannot tie shoelace I have Bono
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Bono tells Drogba to act normal as the giant Drogba clone breaks out of the cage behind them
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Bono: It was between this and giving him a pair of shades. And anyway, at least Didier won't "trip" over his laces as much now
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This is the African kid I sponsored 25 years ago! It seems like yesterday that I used to tie his shoes to soccer practice! They grow up so fast!
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
He always was a messi eater  
 (10-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Everybody knows 90 millions is not worth for it! I dos better than him
Senthil (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I want to eat her, please leave me coach
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
How? How can someone make Tevez look like a stunner?
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Yeah right.... !.... If madrid beat us, I, ll eat my shirt.... Messi practising after reals great first half.
Gladly for him, he did, nt have to
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Sweet shirt although he sweats a lot
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yum! It tastes like some weird licorice!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi tries to hide his new chin-job
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi : "That Ballon D'or trophy looks tasty!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Heerrres's Messi
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Self-titled Christmas greeting card
Juno (AC Milan) 5 years ago
I'm do hungry I could eat my shirt now...
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 5 years ago
OH NO! I think I forgot to shut the stove off in the dressing room! PEP is going to kill me!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Did I do that?



   
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