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The Silly Captions Competition
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[caption-worthy pics only]
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo's freekicks are just blowing people away these days...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Its behind you.... !.... Bit of pantomine there, well it is that time of the year
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The players show how to make a real collage
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He should be grateful as his opponents is helping him by lifting his body so that he can head the ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Oh no it isn't
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The invisible landmines strike again
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
All together now: Did I head it?
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The new sculpture has been made and fastened to the cross bar!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Since you won't let that ball drop, lets check if yours have
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I can shout louder than you, Bruce my boy. Watch me turn red now and notice the nose, my protege`. You've got things to learn son
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Fergie and Bruce shout to their players that KFC's bucket special is only on for another 38 minutes
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
With the score at 1-1 90mins played.
Bruce.... Time ref....come on.... Blow.... !
Fergie.... Don't you dare blow that whistle until we score
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fergie yelling to destruct the voice of Bruce from reaching to the players
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"Nurse! Nurse! Last time I looked this guy was 27 and in my defence! How bloody old am I? "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I'm not falling for this one again - says Bruce as he dodges the hairdryer...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Bruce: The next lotto 649 is 15 million dollars.... 15 million dollars.... 15 milion dollars.  Fergie: Better get your ticket!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm gonna' win this shouting contest!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fergie:hello manutd players beat bruce! He is insulting me!  Bruce:hey our team players come on, we can crush fergie!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
So that's what they mean when something goes tits up?
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I think they started becoming small over the game
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
-After being molested by the defender to the ground after a long ball- Its still there, phew!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The placenta treatment has men growing breasts now.


(14-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh its paining somebody pressed it!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Indecent exposure
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"No, seriously, milk came out. It was delicious. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Going to have a word with that Semenya - these hormones aren't working...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I should switch to waxing, unsightly hair in the worst!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"Crap I forgot to put on my sportsbra.... "
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Whilst no contact had been made, the nipple chaffing had become unbearable...
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Walcott always finds a way to sneak his "kick ME" shirt into every game...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I wonder how long walcotts gonna' be out this time? .... Ouch.... !.... Sick note
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Walcott looking to freeload yet again this season, to go on to make a perfectly timed recovery for that plane to SA
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
It seems everyone is trying to keep Walcott out of England's 2010 World Cup squad
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I got the best boot!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What? You have two knees, you only really need one of them!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fight between adidas vs nike!
Senthuran (Chelsea) 4 years ago
They're both nike you retard
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Its ok laughing now carlo, but I used to have hair to.... I would love to see your napper in a few years time, if your still here
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Ray, in Italy we would call you a "slapio headio"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Yogan, whos pete? .... And you a chelsea fan.... Lol
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hey Carlo, call me Pete again and it's scalping time...
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Just started on the Rogaine today Carlo.... 2 weeks and I'll look just like you!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Will you Marry Me! Noooooooooo...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Carlo: Il tuo cazzo minuscolo.
Ray : Il tuo cazzo un brufolo Carlo!

Teasing each other in lovely Italian. Indecipherable to the rest of us
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Chelsea stay motivated by having farting contests. The smelliest wins, and Ancelotti is the judge
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Coach: your looking so sweety! I will see you tonight babe!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Coming to FOX this spring. A brit and an italian are brought together to run a soccer team. What sort of wacky things will they get themselves into? Tune in to find out!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ray: "An impression using only my head and coat? Ok, first one.... Circumcised"


Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Jesusssss! See me!!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
A sniper at the stands!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Fans in the background going mad, after witnessing his x rated tackle.... !.... Not a pretty sight
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"ok david, ready for the next take? Your co-star will be right out he's just with the fluffer"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Quick, he's presenting - time to make baby footballers
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Most Juve fans were expecting the game to be close- they weren't expecting to see such a "great divide" between the teams...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
V For Vandeta
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Trez is thinking :I hope they have HD cameras in Turin. I'll show ze Germans how to celebrate!.... Full-time: Erm
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
What a spread
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Terzequet is setting antenna for hearing lee's interview clearly!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
In a modernised performance of Shakespeare's Macbeth a giant robot disguised as a camera shoots French footballing legend David Trezeguet who goes down in Shakespeare's typical overdramatic style
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
The mobile colonoscopy unit was a big hit with health conscious footballers.

Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Just six months, can anyone help me to cross the field?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's what happens when your asked to.... Play one up front.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Owen does his famous ronaldinhoimpression
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Who ate all the pies...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm pregnant so what I still can score a hatrik.  
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Owen, trying to get Fabio's attention after scoring a hat-rick, goes a little too far and swallows the match-ball
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Owen is turning 30, and clearly getting a bit saggy round the edges
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Owen brings home the match ball after he scored a hat-trick, and decides to implant it onto his tummy since he knows this is the last time he is going to score a hat-trick
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The United prawn sandwich brigade are too generous with their lunches to Owen
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Michael Owen's scoring secret: smuggle an extra ball onto the field to double your odds.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Adebayor you have to score there!  
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hey Adebayor nice own goal - our fans are that way...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Judging by the size of the gut, he should be known as carlo lunchalotti
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Dumbo the we have score goals on the other side
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Ancelotti trying the robot dance, but he failed terribly
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I knew I shouldn't have tried Colon Blow on a game day
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
In a light hearted moment, Ancelotti takes time out from the stress of the match to tickle a man in a stripey t-shirt
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
^^ Carlo goes for the nipple
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ancelloti tries to help Lampard find sight of the goal
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria why cosa buena
Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Eeeeeh, Macarena
Aaaaight!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[account-removed] 4 years ago
"Nope, srry, can't find the ball.... We're gonna' need some fiber optic cable.... But in the mean time, please stop farting.... "
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is my key?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
He's not always Shay Given - sometimes he's Shay Takin


Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alright, come on, own up - Shay, any ideas?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is there anybody there.... !
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Given is arseing about
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Arse is given
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I've heard of talking out of your own arse, but this is a whole new ball game
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alright Shay, I know you are trying to blow off some steam after the French game.... But really!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What did you eat for lunch! That smell like *****
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Wow! You are steaming your ball! Magnificient!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Shay Givens new punishment for defenders conceding goals
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Defender and goalie finally seeeing eye to eye
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"The half-time buffet is open, may I recommend the salad"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hey Ant.... I think this fella would prefer the spaghetti and meatballs
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
We call it belly sliding tackle
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
May God bless you!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Stupid ! Its new dress?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where's the dirty git.... Oooops soz Pep
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Pep celebrates with the crouchy robot
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
*Smack  There can only be one Highlander!  
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pep gets first hand treatment of what to expect in an NBA game, courtside!
&
The Deportivo(?) player shows Pep that he really wants to join Barcelona in a misplaced show of commitment
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This is what they call as think out of the box
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Guardiola tries to wipe his shoes off on an oncoming player
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Before substituting, he had to sober up his players from their drinking coma
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Pep: Stop right there I need somewhere to pee
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 Revenge is calling
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I m gonna' suck your blood hohaha
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Take this, go straight and smack that guy!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! Your operation room is there!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Come on.... Tell Daddy, whether this is the Guy who beat you
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No really, it was him!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Zombies fc
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The officer kindly directed him towards the medic after beating him senseless
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cop:It was that guy? Let's see you mess him up now, go on
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"That is my boss. Defeat him first before you can revenge on me!"
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This is what happens when you don't visit footytube regularly
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Blood doners that way sir.  
 
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend suddenly comes on?
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"someone got the boot from fergie again"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Mike Tyson has signed for Man Utd to try and fix their defensive problems.... Clearly he is making his presence known, and using his old ear-biting-boxing-techniques
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo: oh ! Here's your little brother!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo:where is the forest guard?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh phew, I've found the ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Look at my nobby stiles - no ffs ronny, it was an impression
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Ronald takes a feel.... No joke
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I bet theres a good player up there somewhere....come out
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nope, still haven't found your head. How far up did you put it?
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I can never get enough of balls. I bet even Messi doesn't do this
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
He did that Hancock think. Shuffing someone hand on others ***
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo: You are dead this time! You are goiing to leave Real for Women Football Cup! Hahaha!
SirStig (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I've got you now! *Teehee*
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo pulls out the 'hat trick'
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo tries Henry's balltouch move in training
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo digs for gold, in his favorite little spot
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"ok now just turn your head and cough, trust me I'm a world footballer of the year"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I know there's a Rabbit in there somewhere.    
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ronaldo has learned to hide his money in 'Marcelas' bank
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Last time I got it up to the elbow
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That is.... BIG...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Where is my chain?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Well I wasn't expecting that
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Right.... !I, ll make a back, and you push him over.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I lost my ball!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I wear Long Under pants
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
What!? Dude this is soccer not American Football!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Blue player kneeling down: "No mate, don't think it shows on the other side, hasnt gone through yet!"
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I told you he's gay.... He's not even wearing underwear, those are tights!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Funny on the school playground, funny in the premier league

Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Give me More
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
YOU LET GO!  NO.... YOU LET GO first!  Let's LET GO together.... 1, 2, 3...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!.... M. Are
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No honey! Not now.... .... ...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Aaah, ahh, wrong place
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is there no shame these days.... Tut.... Tut
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Watch out.... The tickle monster is going to get you!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Your mum must have taught you the wrong way of doing business!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Yes.... Those are implants
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
You know.... What you did out there was pretty amazing...
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
My pants! My precious pants!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Sir Can I take a snap of yours Naked
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
See I can play without my abdominal Guards
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
So what! I wear very questionable tighty whities.... You don't have to take a picture!
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Rossi has balls
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Please show me the bathroom, its urgent?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The moral of the story? Never leave home wearing your girlfriends undies...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Financial problems at roma, meant players have had to bring their own lunchbox.... !
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
De rossi is ballsing about
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Huzzah! Just came out of the diaper fetish closet!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I will take you the court for my copyright of my limited edition of naked photos!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This picture is nuts
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Roma try out their new kit from brand new sponsor.... Speedo
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ballsy celebrations.




(11 Dec 2009)



   
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