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The Silly Captions Competition
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Henry : Let go of my Hand! I use it for playing Soccer
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
It's a nice a**, but it's overrated.  
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
With retirement looming for both, they decided to brush up on their skills for the next series of Strictly Come Dancing
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Fifa has finally decided to punish Henry for his actions; they cut off his left arm, and gave it to leprechauns.

Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Hahaha.... Like it charlie.... Lol.... Winner.... !  Theres no sense me even submitting a post now.... Lol
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Like he said Hah ^^. Good one Charlie
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Henry is going to shop with his uncle!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Not this time Henry, I'm not leaving your hands since it may do some in'voluntary' actions
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
It's time for a mid-game funky disco dance-off!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
That's is that is him. That is Fabregas. Grab him and bring him to me
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Uncle pep.... Your country needs you.... !
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Look out!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Gestures wildly to his agent : " You better get me a deal with Gillette. Tiger Woods is kicked out and Henry tells me good things. I need one of those Fusion razors, GO"
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Hey! That is my wife!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Yuck!Whats that thing in your face?
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
P-P phone home  
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
I play for a german Club. Keep that in mind before you show me yellow
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Hey stop showing yellow card, take this 3euro!
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
(with Egyptian accent): My friend, this is my shop. I give you good deal. This here, 10 pounds.  
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Whilst many inter-professional relationships are frowned upon, non are more risqué - but sickening - than the love that blossoms between a player and a referee
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
You doing anything after the game.... Big boy.... !
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
I'll give you a kiss if you don't book me...
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Von Bommel tries to bribe the ref by offering to take him back home and show his treasured Dutch oranges.

Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
You show me the yellow, I'll show you the brown
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Show me a yellow, then i'll show you red in your face
Charliehenry (Arsenal youth) 6 years ago
Party in my pants and if you don't show me a yellow you will invite you
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Hey sexy how about you put down my number in your yellow notepad there...
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
Look! I can take off my shirt and curl my tongue at the same time!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The day of the manbeast. Found in the wilderness of the Argentinean Andes
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Tevez: are you having washing powder? , somebody make my jersey dirty!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
You see this.... This is the airlines I take to go back Home. And guess what its all free for me...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I'm a celebrity get me out of here contestant carlos tevez makes short work of a kangaroos testicle in the latest bush tucker trial.

Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Finnaly! I lost my paunch!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
They gave 30 million to wear this!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Careful people, you know what they say about looking into the face of Medusa, you turn to s-t-...
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Look Fergie, this jersey suits me more than Your's
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Etihad Unite    Edit: anagram of I hate united
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
A man of many talents, Tevez demonstrates his synchronous tongue sticking/belly scratching technique
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Tevez in the new commercial coming soon    "Etihad Airways.... It's better than AIG Insurance!"
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The year of the Drog
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Drogba wants to kiss everton fans!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Yes I can score goals with my mouth. Its as big as my foot
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I thought only snakes could dislocate their lower jaw? .... Mmmm.... !
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
DrogBazooka-Ready to Fire!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The Prize for Diving: Dis-located jaws
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Drogba's hot new celebration dance: the Vacuum Cleaner

Jetters (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Drogba blow do smoke rings
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Jo and Jo renew rivalries
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Jo wants to know about what body spray, did terry using often!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
The signal is very clear on the top. I can really hear what your mind thinks
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Psst I have to tell you a secret...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Love is in the air, as jo gives john terry an airborne snog
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Football Unites...
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Who the hell applied Super-glue?
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
.... And for that single moment, frozen in time, they knew they were made for each other...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
The match had to be delayed for ten minutes to get Terry out of Jo's afro.

Charliehenry (Arsenal youth) 6 years ago
Everton test out "football on strings"
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Mummmyyy He showed me yellow !
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Zlatan does his Taxi Driver "Travis" impression:"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me ?"

Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Zlatan: hmmmmmm! You don't about me! I will see you outside...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Its not fair! You can't give me a yellow just cause I'm 10 feet taller than everyone else
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
That face deserves a red at least, or a slap.... !
Jetters (Chelsea) 6 years ago
UNIMPRESSED
Charliehenry (Arsenal youth) 6 years ago
Nope can't see it I am colour blind my friend
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
The referee was not impressed at all with Zlatan's French impression
Azeal (Liverpool) 6 years ago
OMFG IT IS A GREEN CARD, GIMME!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
We are three you are one. No place to go.... You are cornered
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Eto'o tries his best to coax his way back into the Barca team.

Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Etoo is meeting their old school friends
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Etto No offense you left a better team and now you are scoring less goals.  
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Et, oh.... Mourinho says I'm the best player in the world, now that ibrahimovic has left for some inferior team in spain?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
We sent you out of the team for messing with us but this time we'll send you out of the world.... So Don't mess with us again!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Eto'o - "Look, I know I am good, but do I need this amount of marking!"
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Wow I find this place warm
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The Fiorentina staff member takes a breather, before going back in to attend to the needs of the team. Who said Italian men weren't friendly? - with each other
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Staff member : are you using dove skin care? , oh so soft!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Old mossyface on his knees having a ball, or two?  
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Someone slipped some ecstasy into the team's water bottles, and this happened
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Ohh its true we drew with Liverpool
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Post surgery: "Eyy! I can hear my heart-beat now, Big Sam pumpin' gooood!. Finally have an excuse to wear this ridiculous ear-piece. Time to call Phil. "
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
"I'm beggin chiu for mercy, yeahhhhh yeahhhh.... " Big Sam Alladyce found dancing and singing along with the music before the match starts
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
La-la-la, hey I can hear shakira! Hips don't lie song! Awesome!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Thanks alex, my pacemaker is keeping great time now..........Hows your watch?

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
That wasn't from the draw against Liverpool, he was just phoning a sex line
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Why does Evra have more point than me in DreamFotty
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Ferdi: Well fine then, your not invited to my Christmas party.
Evra: Wait a tick, is that a sign of me? Evra wets.... The bed? Oh c'mon!
Ferdi: I wonder if he'll answer.... I still want him to come
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
3 + 5 = 8
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
They had fight for bubble gum ! Which was given by fergie!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The gloomy ginger was too much for the human eye to bear, thus hidden away from view
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
There's not much to do at the back when you're playing Liverpool

Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Fine, then I won't be your friend. I can't believe you stole my diaper
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Dis-united.... !
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
United in Diversity
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Manchester Divided
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
This is what I call a great A** Kick
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
On the contrary, this is called a "kick bum kanundrum"
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Trying to put goal in small post.  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Bombard!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
What a nice chair, thanks for setting it up for me
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Fire in the hole! Oops wrong one
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Soccer am, s.... Take one for the team.... !
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Nobody could quite predict how fast the imaginary donkey would run when hit in the arse with a football...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Watching this, I can only remember Wallball as a kid, and this was the losers punishment, and I lost again.... And again.... And again.... And again...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Come into my Arm My Sweet Little Pie...
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Come on baby! We shall go to market!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Van Gaal does an admirable job of showing appreciation for the sprightly Ribery while looking away from his ahem striking face
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Not now frank, we have, nt even kicked off yet? .... Do you want people talking?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Come to daddy!
Charliehenry (Arsenal youth) 6 years ago
Ribery is off to a flyer  
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Belgium boss Dick Advocaat recently also became AZ Alkmaar's boss:    
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Going to act for next james bond movie!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"Go on, I dare you. Caption my boring face. "
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Who said I look like Tommy Lee Jones  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
My name is Advocaat.... Dick Advocaat
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Advocaat's devils in need of a devil's advocate
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Affectionately known as smiler.... !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
I'm.... So.... Wonewy.... So wonewy.... So sad and so wonewy awone

I know he ain't Kim Jong Il, or even KIm Nam Il, but it's his eyes man. He looks so depressed
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
You will respect my authorataay! Jose threatens Mario with the spank hand for bad behaviour
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
See below.... See how Eto Dives that's why I bought him. Learn to dive like him
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Dimwit denigrated by don over his disorderly displays.


(14-Dec-2009)
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"Have you seen anyone over-rated? About my height, grey hair, black trenchcoat? "
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Wanna arm-wrestle with meey?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Mourhino got really pissed off if you left him hanging
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Your freekick is not so powerful than my freekick lastnight!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Don't you even dare think, that I am not special
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Mourinho still practising his high five skills. Balotelli said he was 'too frightened' of Mourinho's menacing glaze to high five back
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Hey, hey. You don't look down at me when I'm talking to you. You are only half an inch taller!



   
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