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The Silly Captions Competition
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Right lads.... !.... Gather round.... Now, no one leaves here until we find what cleverdick broke the goalposts, come on, whos got the swingers to own up.... !
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ya that's it. A little bit higher. There you go.... That's that spot that has been itching for a long time
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Come on coach, let's 'ave the ball!
Pellegrini : gotta' wait for that greasy git fellas, too much money spent. Ramos! Behave! No ass grabbage on the pitch
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Experiencing students' lifestyle again!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Checking presence of every player for today educational tour!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Van der Vaart said his reason for wanting to stay at Madrid was that everyone is "so friendly" and he wants to "stay and fight for his position in the side!"
Juno (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ok, guys, now lets do our prayer before we start training...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Guti: Not here Sergio my love, wait till the showers.


(14-Dec-2009)
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
All right everybody, choose a number! Whoever gets closest to my number will get to be captain!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
All right now, every one, I have some news for you. Apparently this is a football team. Now some of you may be asking, "what is this.... Football? "...
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I know footballs a passionate game.... !, but that's ripping the arse out of it.... !
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You and I in the Beautiful World.... Green grass blue sky in this beautiful world.... You and I.... Life is full of deep blue sky...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Opposites sure do attract, the defender and the striker find love at first sight
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"From now onwards, we will never be separated anymore. "
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The half time cage-fight turned into a passionate affair as the fans looked on bewildered and disgusted
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Didn't you read the sign? No diving and no petting
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
New marriage couples in footyfield, the pair started their life with.... .... Kisses.... ...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
The famous effects of "Axe Body Spray" made its way onto the footy field one sunny afternoon, some resisted the effects. Others, well suffered through
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Whilst it was funny for the first few moments, the old 'super glue in the toothpaste tube' joke became tiresome before too long...
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I have a funny feeling this should be the "French" league!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Yeah I'm not very good at this either...
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Most of the guys thinking? .... If it was up to me, you, d be pushing a pram.... Drooool
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Everyone's Balls are out seeing the Girl LOL
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The guys have the footballs covering them aptly after seeing the girl plough across wearing THAT
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The one and only!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
You can't really blame them for not thinking straight.... They don't have any blood left in their brains
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"What's long and white and a little bit wet, and has a woman like me on the end?  That's right - the sidelines I'm painting with this machine"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Top row, fourth from the left, I wonder if he is gay
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I don't mind pitch invaders if they make themselves useful while they're at it...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Nice entertainer for tired players!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Unfortunately for the players after this "help the players smile" gag, the photo shoot turned into a blue ball ballooza. Ultimately resulting in the players leaving with sad faces and wee bit of anxiety
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Its not professional football, but it should lend itself to some good captions:    
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Arsenals first team show no mercy, but of course mr wenger did not see it.... !.... Is it any wonder, look at the size of your team arsne, we can hardly see them.... !
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The orange team was said to have "dropped the ball" after the match.    You know what I just noticed? Why is he kicking his own mate? Haha
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hey you Noooo! We are in the same team! And God Damm you missed the ball too
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The kid shows to have very strong knees with that precarious juggling act
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Even kids would kick the wrong ball!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Even team-mates give the ginger kid a boot in the goolies if they see a chance
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
What a set back for the young lad - he won't be dunking those ginger nuts for along time yet...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Orange(who was heading):ball is mine!  Orange 2:hmmm, then I will take your balls! Hahahaha!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
They may be kids but they sure know how to handle any competition for roster spots!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Cirque du Soleil kids performing acrobatic football tricks
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Ginger: GOT IT!  Attacker: gotcha!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The Children had the meaning of 'football' mixed up
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Whilst they knew they were a little shorter than the rest, the Orange team had a fantastic trick for winning the ball in the air every time...
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Boy taught the trade from young age
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
One kid with potential ! And one kid with impotency!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[caption-worthy pics only]
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo's freekicks are just blowing people away these days...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Its behind you.... !.... Bit of pantomine there, well it is that time of the year
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The players show how to make a real collage
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He should be grateful as his opponents is helping him by lifting his body so that he can head the ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Oh no it isn't
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The invisible landmines strike again
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
All together now: Did I head it?
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The new sculpture has been made and fastened to the cross bar!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Since you won't let that ball drop, lets check if yours have
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I can shout louder than you, Bruce my boy. Watch me turn red now and notice the nose, my protege`. You've got things to learn son
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Fergie and Bruce shout to their players that KFC's bucket special is only on for another 38 minutes
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
With the score at 1-1 90mins played.
Bruce.... Time ref....come on.... Blow.... !
Fergie.... Don't you dare blow that whistle until we score
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fergie yelling to destruct the voice of Bruce from reaching to the players
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"Nurse! Nurse! Last time I looked this guy was 27 and in my defence! How bloody old am I? "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I'm not falling for this one again - says Bruce as he dodges the hairdryer...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Bruce: The next lotto 649 is 15 million dollars.... 15 million dollars.... 15 milion dollars.  Fergie: Better get your ticket!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm gonna' win this shouting contest!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fergie:hello manutd players beat bruce! He is insulting me!  Bruce:hey our team players come on, we can crush fergie!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
So that's what they mean when something goes tits up?
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I think they started becoming small over the game
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
-After being molested by the defender to the ground after a long ball- Its still there, phew!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The placenta treatment has men growing breasts now.


(14-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh its paining somebody pressed it!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Indecent exposure
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"No, seriously, milk came out. It was delicious. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Going to have a word with that Semenya - these hormones aren't working...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I should switch to waxing, unsightly hair in the worst!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"Crap I forgot to put on my sportsbra.... "
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Whilst no contact had been made, the nipple chaffing had become unbearable...
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Walcott always finds a way to sneak his "kick ME" shirt into every game...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I wonder how long walcotts gonna' be out this time? .... Ouch.... !.... Sick note
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Walcott looking to freeload yet again this season, to go on to make a perfectly timed recovery for that plane to SA
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
It seems everyone is trying to keep Walcott out of England's 2010 World Cup squad
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I got the best boot!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What? You have two knees, you only really need one of them!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fight between adidas vs nike!
Senthuran (Chelsea) 4 years ago
They're both nike you retard
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Its ok laughing now carlo, but I used to have hair to.... I would love to see your napper in a few years time, if your still here
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Ray, in Italy we would call you a "slapio headio"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Yogan, whos pete? .... And you a chelsea fan.... Lol
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hey Carlo, call me Pete again and it's scalping time...
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Just started on the Rogaine today Carlo.... 2 weeks and I'll look just like you!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Will you Marry Me! Noooooooooo...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Carlo: Il tuo cazzo minuscolo.
Ray : Il tuo cazzo un brufolo Carlo!

Teasing each other in lovely Italian. Indecipherable to the rest of us
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Chelsea stay motivated by having farting contests. The smelliest wins, and Ancelotti is the judge
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Coach: your looking so sweety! I will see you tonight babe!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Coming to FOX this spring. A brit and an italian are brought together to run a soccer team. What sort of wacky things will they get themselves into? Tune in to find out!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ray: "An impression using only my head and coat? Ok, first one.... Circumcised"


Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Jesusssss! See me!!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
A sniper at the stands!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Fans in the background going mad, after witnessing his x rated tackle.... !.... Not a pretty sight
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"ok david, ready for the next take? Your co-star will be right out he's just with the fluffer"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Quick, he's presenting - time to make baby footballers
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Most Juve fans were expecting the game to be close- they weren't expecting to see such a "great divide" between the teams...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
V For Vandeta
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Trez is thinking :I hope they have HD cameras in Turin. I'll show ze Germans how to celebrate!.... Full-time: Erm
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
What a spread
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Terzequet is setting antenna for hearing lee's interview clearly!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
In a modernised performance of Shakespeare's Macbeth a giant robot disguised as a camera shoots French footballing legend David Trezeguet who goes down in Shakespeare's typical overdramatic style
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
The mobile colonoscopy unit was a big hit with health conscious footballers.

Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Just six months, can anyone help me to cross the field?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's what happens when your asked to.... Play one up front.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Owen does his famous ronaldinhoimpression
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Who ate all the pies...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm pregnant so what I still can score a hatrik.  
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Owen, trying to get Fabio's attention after scoring a hat-rick, goes a little too far and swallows the match-ball
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Owen is turning 30, and clearly getting a bit saggy round the edges
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Owen brings home the match ball after he scored a hat-trick, and decides to implant it onto his tummy since he knows this is the last time he is going to score a hat-trick
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The United prawn sandwich brigade are too generous with their lunches to Owen
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Michael Owen's scoring secret: smuggle an extra ball onto the field to double your odds.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Adebayor you have to score there!  
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hey Adebayor nice own goal - our fans are that way...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Judging by the size of the gut, he should be known as carlo lunchalotti
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Dumbo the we have score goals on the other side
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Ancelotti trying the robot dance, but he failed terribly
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I knew I shouldn't have tried Colon Blow on a game day
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
In a light hearted moment, Ancelotti takes time out from the stress of the match to tickle a man in a stripey t-shirt
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
^^ Carlo goes for the nipple
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ancelloti tries to help Lampard find sight of the goal
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria why cosa buena
Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Eeeeeh, Macarena
Aaaaight!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[account-removed] 4 years ago
"Nope, srry, can't find the ball.... We're gonna' need some fiber optic cable.... But in the mean time, please stop farting.... "
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is my key?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
He's not always Shay Given - sometimes he's Shay Takin


Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alright, come on, own up - Shay, any ideas?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is there anybody there.... !
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Given is arseing about
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Arse is given
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I've heard of talking out of your own arse, but this is a whole new ball game
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alright Shay, I know you are trying to blow off some steam after the French game.... But really!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What did you eat for lunch! That smell like *****
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Wow! You are steaming your ball! Magnificient!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Shay Givens new punishment for defenders conceding goals
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Defender and goalie finally seeeing eye to eye
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"The half-time buffet is open, may I recommend the salad"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hey Ant.... I think this fella would prefer the spaghetti and meatballs
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
We call it belly sliding tackle
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
May God bless you!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Stupid ! Its new dress?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where's the dirty git.... Oooops soz Pep
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Pep celebrates with the crouchy robot
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
*Smack  There can only be one Highlander!  
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pep gets first hand treatment of what to expect in an NBA game, courtside!
&
The Deportivo(?) player shows Pep that he really wants to join Barcelona in a misplaced show of commitment
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This is what they call as think out of the box
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Guardiola tries to wipe his shoes off on an oncoming player
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Before substituting, he had to sober up his players from their drinking coma
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Pep: Stop right there I need somewhere to pee
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 Revenge is calling
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I m gonna' suck your blood hohaha
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Take this, go straight and smack that guy!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! Your operation room is there!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Come on.... Tell Daddy, whether this is the Guy who beat you
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No really, it was him!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Zombies fc
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The officer kindly directed him towards the medic after beating him senseless
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cop:It was that guy? Let's see you mess him up now, go on
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"That is my boss. Defeat him first before you can revenge on me!"
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This is what happens when you don't visit footytube regularly
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Blood doners that way sir.  
 
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend suddenly comes on?
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"someone got the boot from fergie again"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Mike Tyson has signed for Man Utd to try and fix their defensive problems.... Clearly he is making his presence known, and using his old ear-biting-boxing-techniques



   
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