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The Silly Captions Competition
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Ohh its true we drew with Liverpool
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Post surgery: "Eyy! I can hear my heart-beat now, Big Sam pumpin' gooood!. Finally have an excuse to wear this ridiculous ear-piece. Time to call Phil. "
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
"I'm beggin chiu for mercy, yeahhhhh yeahhhh.... " Big Sam Alladyce found dancing and singing along with the music before the match starts
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
La-la-la, hey I can hear shakira! Hips don't lie song! Awesome!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Thanks alex, my pacemaker is keeping great time now..........Hows your watch?

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
That wasn't from the draw against Liverpool, he was just phoning a sex line
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Why does Evra have more point than me in DreamFotty
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Ferdi: Well fine then, your not invited to my Christmas party.
Evra: Wait a tick, is that a sign of me? Evra wets.... The bed? Oh c'mon!
Ferdi: I wonder if he'll answer.... I still want him to come
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
3 + 5 = 8
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
They had fight for bubble gum ! Which was given by fergie!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The gloomy ginger was too much for the human eye to bear, thus hidden away from view
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
There's not much to do at the back when you're playing Liverpool

Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Fine, then I won't be your friend. I can't believe you stole my diaper
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Dis-united.... !
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
United in Diversity
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Manchester Divided
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
This is what I call a great A** Kick
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
On the contrary, this is called a "kick bum kanundrum"
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Trying to put goal in small post.  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Bombard!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
What a nice chair, thanks for setting it up for me
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Fire in the hole! Oops wrong one
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Soccer am, s.... Take one for the team.... !
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Nobody could quite predict how fast the imaginary donkey would run when hit in the arse with a football...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Watching this, I can only remember Wallball as a kid, and this was the losers punishment, and I lost again.... And again.... And again.... And again...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Come into my Arm My Sweet Little Pie...
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Come on baby! We shall go to market!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Van Gaal does an admirable job of showing appreciation for the sprightly Ribery while looking away from his ahem striking face
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Not now frank, we have, nt even kicked off yet? .... Do you want people talking?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Come to daddy!
Charliehenry (Arsenal youth) 6 years ago
Ribery is off to a flyer  
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Belgium boss Dick Advocaat recently also became AZ Alkmaar's boss:    
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Going to act for next james bond movie!
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"Go on, I dare you. Caption my boring face. "
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Who said I look like Tommy Lee Jones  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
My name is Advocaat.... Dick Advocaat
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Advocaat's devils in need of a devil's advocate
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Affectionately known as smiler.... !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
I'm.... So.... Wonewy.... So wonewy.... So sad and so wonewy awone

I know he ain't Kim Jong Il, or even KIm Nam Il, but it's his eyes man. He looks so depressed
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
You will respect my authorataay! Jose threatens Mario with the spank hand for bad behaviour
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
See below.... See how Eto Dives that's why I bought him. Learn to dive like him
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Dimwit denigrated by don over his disorderly displays.


(14-Dec-2009)
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"Have you seen anyone over-rated? About my height, grey hair, black trenchcoat? "
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Wanna arm-wrestle with meey?
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Mourhino got really pissed off if you left him hanging
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Your freekick is not so powerful than my freekick lastnight!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Don't you even dare think, that I am not special
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Mourinho still practising his high five skills. Balotelli said he was 'too frightened' of Mourinho's menacing glaze to high five back
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Hey, hey. You don't look down at me when I'm talking to you. You are only half an inch taller!
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Right lads.... !.... Gather round.... Now, no one leaves here until we find what cleverdick broke the goalposts, come on, whos got the swingers to own up.... !
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Ya that's it. A little bit higher. There you go.... That's that spot that has been itching for a long time
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Come on coach, let's 'ave the ball!
Pellegrini : gotta' wait for that greasy git fellas, too much money spent. Ramos! Behave! No ass grabbage on the pitch
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Experiencing students' lifestyle again!
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Checking presence of every player for today educational tour!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Van der Vaart said his reason for wanting to stay at Madrid was that everyone is "so friendly" and he wants to "stay and fight for his position in the side!"
Juno (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Ok, guys, now lets do our prayer before we start training...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Guti: Not here Sergio my love, wait till the showers.


(14-Dec-2009)
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
All right everybody, choose a number! Whoever gets closest to my number will get to be captain!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 6 years ago
All right now, every one, I have some news for you. Apparently this is a football team. Now some of you may be asking, "what is this.... Football? "...
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I know footballs a passionate game.... !, but that's ripping the arse out of it.... !
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
You and I in the Beautiful World.... Green grass blue sky in this beautiful world.... You and I.... Life is full of deep blue sky...
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Opposites sure do attract, the defender and the striker find love at first sight
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"From now onwards, we will never be separated anymore. "
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The half time cage-fight turned into a passionate affair as the fans looked on bewildered and disgusted
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Didn't you read the sign? No diving and no petting
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
New marriage couples in footyfield, the pair started their life with.... .... Kisses.... ...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
The famous effects of "Axe Body Spray" made its way onto the footy field one sunny afternoon, some resisted the effects. Others, well suffered through
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Whilst it was funny for the first few moments, the old 'super glue in the toothpaste tube' joke became tiresome before too long...
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 6 years ago
I have a funny feeling this should be the "French" league!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Yeah I'm not very good at this either...
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Most of the guys thinking? .... If it was up to me, you, d be pushing a pram.... Drooool
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Everyone's Balls are out seeing the Girl LOL
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The guys have the footballs covering them aptly after seeing the girl plough across wearing THAT
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The one and only!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
You can't really blame them for not thinking straight.... They don't have any blood left in their brains
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"What's long and white and a little bit wet, and has a woman like me on the end?  That's right - the sidelines I'm painting with this machine"
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 6 years ago
Top row, fourth from the left, I wonder if he is gay
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
I don't mind pitch invaders if they make themselves useful while they're at it...
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Nice entertainer for tired players!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Unfortunately for the players after this "help the players smile" gag, the photo shoot turned into a blue ball ballooza. Ultimately resulting in the players leaving with sad faces and wee bit of anxiety
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Its not professional football, but it should lend itself to some good captions:    
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Arsenals first team show no mercy, but of course mr wenger did not see it.... !.... Is it any wonder, look at the size of your team arsne, we can hardly see them.... !
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
The orange team was said to have "dropped the ball" after the match.    You know what I just noticed? Why is he kicking his own mate? Haha
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Hey you Noooo! We are in the same team! And God Damm you missed the ball too
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The kid shows to have very strong knees with that precarious juggling act
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Even kids would kick the wrong ball!
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Even team-mates give the ginger kid a boot in the goolies if they see a chance
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
What a set back for the young lad - he won't be dunking those ginger nuts for along time yet...
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Orange(who was heading):ball is mine!  Orange 2:hmmm, then I will take your balls! Hahahaha!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
They may be kids but they sure know how to handle any competition for roster spots!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Cirque du Soleil kids performing acrobatic football tricks
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Ginger: GOT IT!  Attacker: gotcha!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 6 years ago
The Children had the meaning of 'football' mixed up
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Whilst they knew they were a little shorter than the rest, the Orange team had a fantastic trick for winning the ball in the air every time...
Charliehenry (Arsenal youth) 6 years ago
Boy taught the trade from young age
Azeal (Liverpool) 6 years ago
One kid with potential ! And one kid with impotency!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
[caption-worthy pics only]
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Ronaldo's freekicks are just blowing people away these days...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Its behind you.... !.... Bit of pantomine there, well it is that time of the year
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The players show how to make a real collage
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
He should be grateful as his opponents is helping him by lifting his body so that he can head the ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Oh no it isn't
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
The invisible landmines strike again
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
All together now: Did I head it?
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
The new sculpture has been made and fastened to the cross bar!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Since you won't let that ball drop, lets check if yours have
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
I can shout louder than you, Bruce my boy. Watch me turn red now and notice the nose, my protege`. You've got things to learn son
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Fergie and Bruce shout to their players that KFC's bucket special is only on for another 38 minutes
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
With the score at 1-1 90mins played.
Bruce.... Time ref....come on.... Blow.... !
Fergie.... Don't you dare blow that whistle until we score
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Fergie yelling to destruct the voice of Bruce from reaching to the players
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"Nurse! Nurse! Last time I looked this guy was 27 and in my defence! How bloody old am I? "
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
I'm not falling for this one again - says Bruce as he dodges the hairdryer...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Bruce: The next lotto 649 is 15 million dollars.... 15 million dollars.... 15 milion dollars.  Fergie: Better get your ticket!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
I'm gonna' win this shouting contest!
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Fergie:hello manutd players beat bruce! He is insulting me!  Bruce:hey our team players come on, we can crush fergie!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
So that's what they mean when something goes tits up?
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
I think they started becoming small over the game
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
-After being molested by the defender to the ground after a long ball- Its still there, phew!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The placenta treatment has men growing breasts now.


(14-Dec-2009)
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Oh its paining somebody pressed it!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Indecent exposure
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"No, seriously, milk came out. It was delicious. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Going to have a word with that Semenya - these hormones aren't working...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
I should switch to waxing, unsightly hair in the worst!
Flikda3flip (Barcelona) 6 years ago
"Crap I forgot to put on my sportsbra.... "
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Whilst no contact had been made, the nipple chaffing had become unbearable...
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Walcott always finds a way to sneak his "kick ME" shirt into every game...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I wonder how long walcotts gonna' be out this time? .... Ouch.... !.... Sick note
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Walcott looking to freeload yet again this season, to go on to make a perfectly timed recovery for that plane to SA
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
It seems everyone is trying to keep Walcott out of England's 2010 World Cup squad
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
I got the best boot!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 6 years ago
What? You have two knees, you only really need one of them!
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Fight between adidas vs nike!
Senthuran (Chelsea) 6 years ago
They're both nike you retard
Ben (Arsenal) 7 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Its ok laughing now carlo, but I used to have hair to.... I would love to see your napper in a few years time, if your still here
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Hey Ray, in Italy we would call you a "slapio headio"
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Yogan, whos pete? .... And you a chelsea fan.... Lol
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Hey Carlo, call me Pete again and it's scalping time...
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Just started on the Rogaine today Carlo.... 2 weeks and I'll look just like you!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Will you Marry Me! Noooooooooo...
Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Carlo: Il tuo cazzo minuscolo.
Ray : Il tuo cazzo un brufolo Carlo!

Teasing each other in lovely Italian. Indecipherable to the rest of us
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Chelsea stay motivated by having farting contests. The smelliest wins, and Ancelotti is the judge
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Coach: your looking so sweety! I will see you tonight babe!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Coming to FOX this spring. A brit and an italian are brought together to run a soccer team. What sort of wacky things will they get themselves into? Tune in to find out!
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Ray: "An impression using only my head and coat? Ok, first one.... Circumcised"




   
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