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The Silly Captions Competition
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Just six months, can anyone help me to cross the field?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's what happens when your asked to.... Play one up front.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Owen does his famous ronaldinhoimpression
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Who ate all the pies...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm pregnant so what I still can score a hatrik.  
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Owen, trying to get Fabio's attention after scoring a hat-rick, goes a little too far and swallows the match-ball
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Owen is turning 30, and clearly getting a bit saggy round the edges
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Owen brings home the match ball after he scored a hat-trick, and decides to implant it onto his tummy since he knows this is the last time he is going to score a hat-trick
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The United prawn sandwich brigade are too generous with their lunches to Owen
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Michael Owen's scoring secret: smuggle an extra ball onto the field to double your odds.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Adebayor you have to score there!  
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Hey Adebayor nice own goal - our fans are that way...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Judging by the size of the gut, he should be known as carlo lunchalotti
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Dumbo the we have score goals on the other side
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Ancelotti trying the robot dance, but he failed terribly
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I knew I shouldn't have tried Colon Blow on a game day
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
In a light hearted moment, Ancelotti takes time out from the stress of the match to tickle a man in a stripey t-shirt
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
^^ Carlo goes for the nipple
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ancelloti tries to help Lampard find sight of the goal
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegria why cosa buena
Da le a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Eeeeeh, Macarena
Aaaaight!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
[account-removed] 4 years ago
"Nope, srry, can't find the ball.... We're gonna' need some fiber optic cable.... But in the mean time, please stop farting.... "
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where is my key?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
He's not always Shay Given - sometimes he's Shay Takin


Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alright, come on, own up - Shay, any ideas?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is there anybody there.... !
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Given is arseing about
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Arse is given
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I've heard of talking out of your own arse, but this is a whole new ball game
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alright Shay, I know you are trying to blow off some steam after the French game.... But really!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What did you eat for lunch! That smell like *****
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Wow! You are steaming your ball! Magnificient!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Shay Givens new punishment for defenders conceding goals
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Defender and goalie finally seeeing eye to eye
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"The half-time buffet is open, may I recommend the salad"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hey Ant.... I think this fella would prefer the spaghetti and meatballs
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
We call it belly sliding tackle
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
May God bless you!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Stupid ! Its new dress?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Where's the dirty git.... Oooops soz Pep
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Pep celebrates with the crouchy robot
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
*Smack  There can only be one Highlander!  
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pep gets first hand treatment of what to expect in an NBA game, courtside!
&
The Deportivo(?) player shows Pep that he really wants to join Barcelona in a misplaced show of commitment
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This is what they call as think out of the box
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Guardiola tries to wipe his shoes off on an oncoming player
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Before substituting, he had to sober up his players from their drinking coma
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Pep: Stop right there I need somewhere to pee
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 Revenge is calling
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I m gonna' suck your blood hohaha
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Take this, go straight and smack that guy!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! Your operation room is there!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Come on.... Tell Daddy, whether this is the Guy who beat you
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No really, it was him!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Zombies fc
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The officer kindly directed him towards the medic after beating him senseless
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cop:It was that guy? Let's see you mess him up now, go on
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"That is my boss. Defeat him first before you can revenge on me!"
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This is what happens when you don't visit footytube regularly
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Blood doners that way sir.  
 
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend suddenly comes on?
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"someone got the boot from fergie again"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Mike Tyson has signed for Man Utd to try and fix their defensive problems.... Clearly he is making his presence known, and using his old ear-biting-boxing-techniques
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo: oh ! Here's your little brother!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo:where is the forest guard?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh phew, I've found the ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Look at my nobby stiles - no ffs ronny, it was an impression
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Ronald takes a feel.... No joke
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I bet theres a good player up there somewhere....come out
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nope, still haven't found your head. How far up did you put it?
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I can never get enough of balls. I bet even Messi doesn't do this
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
He did that Hancock think. Shuffing someone hand on others ***
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo: You are dead this time! You are goiing to leave Real for Women Football Cup! Hahaha!
SirStig (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I've got you now! *Teehee*
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo pulls out the 'hat trick'
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo tries Henry's balltouch move in training
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronaldo digs for gold, in his favorite little spot
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"ok now just turn your head and cough, trust me I'm a world footballer of the year"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I know there's a Rabbit in there somewhere.    
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ronaldo has learned to hide his money in 'Marcelas' bank
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Last time I got it up to the elbow
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That is.... BIG...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Where is my chain?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Well I wasn't expecting that
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Right.... !I, ll make a back, and you push him over.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I lost my ball!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I wear Long Under pants
Khaimet (Liverpool) 4 years ago
What!? Dude this is soccer not American Football!
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Blue player kneeling down: "No mate, don't think it shows on the other side, hasnt gone through yet!"
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I told you he's gay.... He's not even wearing underwear, those are tights!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Funny on the school playground, funny in the premier league

Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Give me More
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
YOU LET GO!  NO.... YOU LET GO first!  Let's LET GO together.... 1, 2, 3...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!.... M. Are
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No honey! Not now.... .... ...
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Aaah, ahh, wrong place
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is there no shame these days.... Tut.... Tut
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Watch out.... The tickle monster is going to get you!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Your mum must have taught you the wrong way of doing business!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Yes.... Those are implants
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
You know.... What you did out there was pretty amazing...
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
My pants! My precious pants!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Sir Can I take a snap of yours Naked
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
See I can play without my abdominal Guards
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
So what! I wear very questionable tighty whities.... You don't have to take a picture!
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Rossi has balls
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Please show me the bathroom, its urgent?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The moral of the story? Never leave home wearing your girlfriends undies...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Financial problems at roma, meant players have had to bring their own lunchbox.... !
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
De rossi is ballsing about
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Huzzah! Just came out of the diaper fetish closet!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I will take you the court for my copyright of my limited edition of naked photos!"
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This picture is nuts
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Roma try out their new kit from brand new sponsor.... Speedo
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ballsy celebrations.




(11 Dec 2009)
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
I call this "passionate defending"...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hey get Off My ball
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Roller coasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in the field>
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No touching my ball
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I saw the whole of the moon.... !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I'm innocent!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Every hole's a goal
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
End to end, and ball to ball action
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Too easy, I feel bad for even thinking about it
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Don't charlie.... Lol, you, ll regret it.... Lmao
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Louis van Gaal: guys stop looking at the ladies! There are only 3 players on the field, this isn't looking good for my job
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Well, you would be shocked too, if you seen peter crouch coming on as sub for the 1st time.


Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The only time the rest of the squad can look at ribery's face, and smile, is from a football pitch's length
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Guys Guys! Is She Taking Her Top Off? Coooooooooooool
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Byern's new signing drops in
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
It's A Bird.... It's A Plane.... It's Super Frank....
Wait, where is he going?
No one knows but he leaves for sure!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
They are showing respect to the legendary footballers that they saw floating in the sky
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Did you see that ribery is playing for us, we can sit here...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Old habits die hard
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Who is that dream girl even making referee to stand erect
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
7 Players offside waiting for a pass...
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What! Three penalties Missed in BPL.... Are you kidding!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Where is the hell is ribery?
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Bayern looking forward to good days
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think the Bayern players have suddenly realised they need to look at the scoreboard before celebrating
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Yeah it's a plane shiiiiiitttttt ruuunnnn
Astrogunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
From the opening sequence of the newly colored version of Leni Riefenstahl's "Triumph Of The Will. "
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Salute to the King Louis!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, it's one of schweinsteigers shots
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Everyone is saluting Michael Owen finally making the scoring list
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
You would look surprised too, if you seen whoopi goldberg going for the same ball as you.


(10-Dec-2009)
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is an intense staring contest!
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'll make it snappy, I don't like you
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
OOOH! I knew I shouldn't have worn my tight underwear! Not today! Damn it
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Anderson"ok the ball is yours"
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Holy Cow.... Is that? Is that his penis?!
VILLI (Manchester United) 4 years ago
West ham dude looks like a stud. Haha
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Monsters vs Aliens 2
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This new from arm wrestling, leg wrestling...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I know they love Footy, but Foot-shaking instead of hand-shaking is too much!
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Keep one eye on the Opponent and one on the ball
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think he misunderstood his manager when he said to him "go out there and break a leg!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Eek I forgot the wifes birthday
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Magical football, just look at the levatation he gets
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
And they say men are afraid of commitment...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Demonstrating the invisible bed
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'm going all inn!*U2's Elevation was played at half-time*.... Good one Sam haha
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Oh no! Forgot my cape! What am I gonna' do after I hit the ball?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Superman Return to the Field
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Arrow from the coach to strike the ball
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Footballers Warning: Beware of low flying Rhubarb and Custards.    2 days later - Oh, hang on, its a player
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dive and deliver
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
I believe I can fly...
Johnbull (Millwall) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Nice stud, s
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Somebody had told them that the Team GB Gymnastics scouts were in the crowd - how could they resist the opportunity to show off their cartwheels?
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Wonder if they had this one in mind when they made the rule about going in "studs raised"...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
In your face suckaa!
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Look for youself! I'm telling you man I am a size 11! My feet might look small but the size doesn't lie!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Shaolin Footballer
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Wrestling freestyler is back in the field...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
And this is how you do a 'scorpion kick'!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
It didn't take long to discover why the International Space Station was a terrible venue for the cup final


(10-Dec-2009)
Xterminator (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Can you smell this and let me know if it smells bad
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
And the boots as well! I'm telling you, I am Ronaldo!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Those blades are not meant for shaving
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
New movie for footy fans- super manager(he shows is flying skill)
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! Go right for fish market ! Quick, I am hungry !
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The footballing poltergeist
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
He hadn't quite perfected directing his use of The Force.


(10-Dec-2009)
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Avram demonstrates the toad stroke
PaulieMANutd (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Only If I could score with my mind.... I could save Pompey from relegation.... I think this is how MR. Spock did it.... 1, 2, 3 hmmmmmmm...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Let me see the condition properly before I implement my mega-plan
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Diss!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
No.... You go to the office on the right to pick up your cheques!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
If you can't afford to pay the players, sometimes you have to go in goal yourself
[account-removed] 4 years ago
The emperor is revealed to be Darth Sidious, a sith lord with amazing powers of.... Losing to manchester united?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No, its right arm first, then left, 3 strokes, and then breathe...



   
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