The mosh pit was starting to get a little out of hand.


(10-Dec-2009)

That's exactly what causes the spread of headlice

They took the phrase "Banging Heads" to another level at El Clasico...

The Barcas are trying on the taste of clash of heads by the Arsenals

This is an advert for Barcelona vs. Real Madrid. The creators wanted it to look just like the 'Sparta' trailer.

This.... IS.... Barca

New contest for players that is who is going to hit ball with head...

The magic lantern shone over once - that was keith

Thta one dude must be really hungry, to be eaten peoples hands like that

El Classico Pinball !

THIIIIS IIIISSS SEEEEEERRGGIIIIIIIIOOO

This is your football game without antiperspirant

I can see sense in going to the toilet before the game

Call the club plumber!

Swamp soccer: mudchester united vs. Real mudrid

Cockermouth afc still haven't recovered from recent flooding

We play footy eventhou there was flood, becuase we love footy

I would do one of these, but it would only fall short of Scottie's

This game brought back the complaints on the amount of diving in matches

The French's new form of defence

Cursing and mudding session

The striker really scared the defender in this match, enough to make his diaper burst!

Soaking up the atmosphere?    (10-Dec-2009)

HULK smash!    (10-Dec-2009)

Your going for the wrong balls.... Mmmm, I mean ball.... !

Fouling him will make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry

Hey fans, see this I am going to make hand of god...

(No. 30) What is going on in that head of his, he's got the wrong ball!

"Can you all please help in stretching my body? " (without realising that he hurt someone)

He'd crack some nuts at twister

Look ref their is contact  The incredible dive

And mum said not to get these boots dirty, or its the last pairs she's gonna' buy me

"Shitters! Ball is approaching my perfect boy face. Let me levitate as God's football savior and show I am truly deserving of a church in Argentina like that little fat man. "

Messi shocked as football becomes Hulk Hogan lookalike

The new SO YOU think YOU CAN dance: messi vs the ball...

Master of puppets...

Skill and furious is here...

Doing his bit to support the Irish F. A, Messi vowed to play the whole 90 minutes while doing an Irish jig

Just dance, gonna' be okay.... Oh wait, flying ball - maybe not

Surprised with the flying ball, his hair is flying up too

Messi hadn't moved like that since his mum walked in on him that day ages ago

A gust of wind send messi in a spin

After a weekend of Van Damme films, Messi goes for his own roundhouse kick

Messi is Japeto like in his movements

Henry's recent handball incident has brought much scrutiny to European football.... Some players fear touching the ball at all

Messi tries to head the ball, whilst riding his invisible donkey

Look what I can do!

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Look into my eyes ibra.... !.... Deep sleep, deep sleep.... Now.... !, when I click my fingers, you will awake and be a good player

"Hey, the elastic keeping that ridiculous wig on is showing"

" I don't care you got on and scored within minutes, I want two more goals, two more, you better score, that's the way we roll in Barca. Look at my eyes! " Hisses : "Messs que un club"! "Slap Messi's plump asscheeks while you are at it, he missssed a sitter!"

And do the hokie pokie and turn yourself around!

Hahaha! 40 million is best than 90 million, good job ibhra

Ibrahimovic had to explain that he still did not have the Pharaoh stance quite right yet

Ibrahimovic's background in Martial Art's wasn't enough for Guardiola's double-eye poke.... An neither was his ego

Haha Perrygarl, classic Pharaoh reference. Good one

"Laugh, Ibra! I can't stand it anymore and I'm gonna' fall soon!"

Guardiola makes fun of Zlatan's bald spot

You got owned yes you did ownage haha    -shut up boss

Wolves - all bark and no bite    (10-Dec-2009)

Wolves were cheap. Budget players, and they used budget batteries to run them, just buy some Duracell Ultra!

I, ll tell ya what.... !.... It takes some testicular fortitude to stick your hand in a wolfs mouth.... Gggrrrr.... Woof

The white gloves are for checking mouths.... The blue gloves, are for more private areas

"I told you to visit the dentist during last week's checkup".... "Yes you fall under the NHS" ; the other guy is thinking *Premiership footballers, sheesh*

Good job! You lost your first tooth!

 Fib:where is the gold coin? Do n't play with us

"Finally, a true wolf is borned from Wolves as the tooth of a wolf has just grown!"

Medic : "Looks like its time for your baby teeth to come out!"

Where's a hole in the ground when you need one?

He knew this wasn't a nightmare.......His nightmare was like this but he had no clothes on.


(10-Dec-2009)

Now I can understand why.... He never sees it?

"I knew I should have asked for Carlo's hat. My hair is all wet!"

Wenger regretted telling Van Persie to "Break a leg" before the international matches

Pika booo I see you

Its crying time for us, lets cry together players...

Oh s**t, I've forgotten my umbrella again!

Surprised that Vermaelaen do not know his orientation

Wenger seems ashamed after hearing news that he left his iron on, and his house has burnt down

Wenger couldn't stand to watch any longer and decided the only way out was to chloroform himself

Why did I ever let Henry, Anelka or Ade go? Why didn't I sign Drogba when I had the chance? Why is the average height of my team 5' 5"? Why do my players always find a way to screw us over in big games? Why.... Why.... Why am I standing in the rain looking like an idiot?

Oops! Wrong finger!

Air basketball double spin

You see this David, you see the two white things like these on the pitch.... PUT THE f*****g BALL between THEM!

Had this been golf.... !.... It would have been a double birdie.... !

"I tried to play this way in Brazil and they kicked me out"

Did you know guys! One + one is two

Too many headers. Now he's playing paper-rock-scissors with himself. And its a dynamite stalemate.


(10-Dec-2009)

He predicted that they will draw 1 - 1 in that match

"You will never guess where I just put these fingers!"

Hi mum!

Hi bro!

The Famous "Venus Fly-Trap" Tackle

Happy slapping comes to football

"Feel my nipples, Beeetch!"

I think this is door to go for beach.........



(Weirdest caption)

This is how a flying dragon catch its prey

This will be the last time you ever slip my sister a finger

I know what to present you this christmas, a deodarant!

Striker tries to avoid the smell of this defenders breath

Hey!There's a mosquito!

Phil browns fairly let himself go since this time last season? .... The tans missing?

The boys at Hull always wanted to listen to Jimmy Bullard's fairytales.... Of how he once played for a club that won three points

"I am old Scrooge and you will respect MY authoritaay"

Bullard: Don't you dare get up!  Guy getting up: But Brown's waiting for me in the dressing room!

Duck.... Duck.... Goose!

Jimmy:we know our coach was rubbish lets we do a plan for the match. The referee given time for us

"Once upon a time, .... "

Bed time stories at the Hull City camp

Just 1 knee for you nicky, we wouldnt want grandad pullin a muscle now do we

The rules are simple: we all throw in our car keys and spin this bottle....

Threatening gary neville with an imaginary red card, was,nt his only mistake in this game.

"C'mon Neville, figure it out yourself.... Whistle is to mouth as clenched fist is to ___.... That's right mouth ALSO!"

Ref "I'm checking for cavities. If you have any, I will book you. " (off camera) shrooney runs the other direction

"Step away son, I'm not scared of your moustache. "

Yes gary no gary - you're right gary, sorry gary

Feel the fist of doom!

Referee: I know neville well that you was following my daughter everyday after she finishes her school.
Neville: did you know one thing, your daughter is not nice than my old girl friend
Brown:what is this neville you didnot say a single word about this, you are enjoying lonely without me

The referee threatened Neville, that if he kissed his badge in front of him, it wasn't the only thing he was going to kiss

No imitation of my face, no talk!

The ref examines Neville's new nose job, which is supposedly modeled to look exactly like David Beckham's

We, re havin a gangbang, we, re havin a ball.... !

**Light-bulb moment** Turf inspection celebration after this goal! The rest- Get up you oaf

Lower! No higher! The birmingham massage club

"I thought you said you weren't ticklish

Follow the leader

I forget the way!

They were having a laugh while he was searching for his contacts

Trying to trigger his bullish header attack by finding his sensitive part

Shower room play gets taken onto the pitch

I'm first! I'm first! Now ill go easy on you cos theres plenty more where this came from

Neanderthal to Homosapien - is this the missing link Darwin was searching for?

Sit in line guys, they will put food for us!

I'm gonna' enjoy this goal

Yes! Yes! Oh a thousand times yes! I thought you'd never ask

Kiss me big boy.... !.... I'm your, s.... !

Oh yes baby!Just like the other day against the wall!

This was a great idea by Drogba, how can French players handle the ball now?

What is that thing? A bird, a plane? No, its a ball

The newest craze to hit the EPL. Capuera football! Created in protest of bad reffing. Now it goes on unpunished

The ministry of funny hand shakes.  

This is the only visual evidence ever caught on camera of Drogba trying to keep his balance.... He claims that no one wants to lock arms with him anymore (sob) (sob)

"Me first! Meee"

Silvestre is becoming a pirate with his newly amputated leg

Messi: Hey ibrahimovic lets do our bestie hand shake!  Ibra: Ok

"hey ibra wasn't it a great idea to bring a trampoline to the game? "

Seconds from disaster: Ibra and Messi both injured after in-game handshake had gone horribly wrong