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The Silly Captions Competition
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What is love? Pompey don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When that man wakes up from his thirty year bender he's going to be really hungover
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
His body has gone into administration
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
You sure is not liquidation ant?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Milan mandaric has fairly let himself go since he left the club
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Avram Grant shows his love for Pompey in the field. His brother here displays his obsessions off the field
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Portsmouths financial advisor at another board meeting
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
The closet Saints fan was trying a bit too hard to fit in at his local boozer in Pompey
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pompey got relegated just so they wouldn't have to see this guy at their games anymore. The whole league breathes a sigh of relief
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Carlo ancellloti was kidnapped yasterday, stripped and was dressed up in the above manner and paraded around the local bars....

Mourinho's hand suspected....

Alex ferguson goes on record saying "mourinho is the best manager in the world"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The funny thing is mate, compared to the owners of the club I'm perfectly normal!
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
The pub went totally silent and everyone froze when the reporter asked Mr John Anthony Portsmouth Football Club Westwood. 'So John what club do you support?'

ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"What's funny was I was a Wigan fan this morning.... "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Maybe if I work on my hugging after hours I'll get a new contract...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gallas: How come I get no love? It wasn't my hand that touched the Ball against Ireland!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Well they have been saying 7 arsenal players don't speak to gallas, nazri being the main protaganist, looks like arsenes got a bully in the playground
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gallas : I guess I better run along and give Arsene a hug - maybe helpful to the negotiations...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Billy Sulk looks at the clock to count down the minutes before he heads for the showers , alone
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I dress like him, I wear gloves like him, why doesn't he hug ME
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nasri:there he goes the bloody.... Wait wait.... Someone has pinned panties stuck to his butt? Check it out....

Gallas:the hug that wenger gave me now. The kindness and the warmth. Oh man.... Will I miss the old kind noble spirit.... Sigh!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
French men are SO fickle
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Damn it, maybe if I didn't include nipples on my Arsenal costume people might hug me....

ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Knock it off, ya homos
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dear old William - if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you but if you cry, you cry alone...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ball practicing his Anelk-er technique
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Portsmouth new defender, the invisible man punches Anelka in the gut as they jump for the ball
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's one nasty looking zit on anelkas bonce, looks ready to pop.... !
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
FIFA criticised for turning a blind eye to chelseas invisible horses again
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bidding was fierce for this snapshot from the coalition of the Balding 30's
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
One of those unforgettable moments when ball meets bald...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I thought he was supposed to lock horns with the opposite team...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Typical french- you barely touch them and they fold like a lawn-chair
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Anelka walked up to terry and said 'hey john...Did you hear this awesome joke about frank's wife and you............"

He landed twenty metres away and is hospittalised

Our wishes for his speedy recovery.



Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Neighbourhood warning: Terry is prowling around London suburbs with a sex doll
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Photographer: "It's just a placeholder, John. We'll photoshop in the latest team-mates wife you're banging later"
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I am sooo sorry, I had no idea you were seeing each other Petr!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Come on then Bridge, you wanna fight, lets get it on you yellow bas**rd
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Chorus:with john tttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrry,
Life eeeeeeeeees merry.

Condoms check.
What the heck.
Cole's wife is free for the night?
Ya, we know all about john's next fight!
Here he comes
To get our moms,
With that look on his face,
Thinks he can beat ronaldo in the race,
Oh give us some more sleaze,
Come on john pleeeeeeeeeeeese!


Chorus:with john tttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrry,
Life eeeeeeeeees merry.
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 4 years ago
@Wengersarmy! Nice
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The art of controlling the bowels to ensuring the right passageway to allow the release of wind and not the turd...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Terry goes full retard.


{Edit: this ma...Ma...Ma...Ma makes me haappy}
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Terry- I'm breaking the speed of sound...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There's game face and then there's bad gas.    That song was hilarious, Sai. Haha
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I need vanessa !
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Oi, Mr Yellow.... You looking at me? I said, you looking at me? Ok, lets get it on, draw.... ...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Marv and the Yellow Bastard on the set of Sin City 2...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
That's right wayne bridge! Get off the england team!
Dachelser (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Terrys appling to be in the new version of Waterboy gatorade gatorade
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Nice Sin City reference Jet, first on footytube I'm sure
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
John Terry caught in the act of his Goku roleplaying.    Kame Hame Ha!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol! Really? I'm exposing my ability to leave footytube in bursts of 90 mins
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oi, Red doll get away from my yellow doll. Or else. Oh right that was your wife red doll, lets shake hands, Oh okay don't. Hmm, Deja Vu?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol@CHELSEA61!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Somehow I just don't think that works, we can still see you
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I think boriello misunderstood, when loenardo told him " I want you to be invicible to the defenders" he didn't know just because he didn't see them, they didn't see him.... He wasnt ver good at hide and go seek when little
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I can still smell Rooneys hair if I do this, God I miss him.

BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Boriello opens up his hands after counting to 100, the other players are gone and the entire stadium was empty and regrets agreeing to a game of hide and seek
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Boriello quickly learned if you smelled it you dealt it.... And kneeled in shame
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Now that's a cry baby!
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
God, how I wish I never bought that mirror from that old witch.... Am I really that ugly? Why am I not the fairest of them all...
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Right you cheeky boys, I will count to 20 and then meet you in the showers for a cheeky surprise.... Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
"oh god, the viagra is kicking in.... Right, where to hide? I'll just cover my eyes and pray to god I was hollowman right now, please make me disappear! This is so humiliating.... "
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Is that Messi over there, oh it is.... How god damn sexy he is.... Wait, is he hugging that guy, no.... It can't be true, boooo hooooooo, I can't let him see me like this.... Stop crying, be strong...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nooo.... Now we have to change our sponsor to blose
Dachelser (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He always wanted to be like ronaldo
VeljaSrbin (FK Partizan Beograd) 4 years ago
   I think you stepped in the poop!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
His "protect yourself with your face" strategy to high boots while heading was massively flawed
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The goverment issues a warning as a new case of "foot and mouth" looms large
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hmm.... Noooo our boots ARE different, I TOLD you!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fine prints on the sole read : If you can read this, you're heading for a collision course...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
He immediately regretted teleporting in.  
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I see my future and it's not pretty...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The key to success in football is steamwork
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I warned you that I had mastered Mr Miyage's special karate moves! Wax on, wax off
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With the recession, the kit-man had to take up another job - playing for the opponent team. Did both jobs dutifully
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nope, the brand name is not written down there either...
Suzagooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I keep telling you, no, your feet don`t smell
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
8o year old man in the audience croaks to himself
"these arrogant amateurs can't keep their bloody feet on the ground!Hmmm, back in my days.... "
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
".... No try harder.... We are still inside"

"i am trying I am trying"....

No matter what they did, the two unfortunate souls could not break the floating bubble that had engorged them....
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You misunderstand my English, those are not the studs I want to meet...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
"Diadora? , wait a minute, I thought the football was from Ni.... Kahhh!. "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Ancelotti isn't known as the great motivator for nothing
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ancelotti loved the free clothes and whistle so much, he even wore them on his days off
VeljaSrbin (FK Partizan Beograd) 4 years ago
F*****g English weather!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
They don't call Carlo "The Party Starter".... Ever
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
This is the prototype pic that would have been over the back pages had utd won the league, thankfully for them they had no reason to use it
Juanimus (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
"blue his house, with a blue little window. And a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself, and everybody around because he aint got nobody to listen to. I'm blueee dabedi dabedaa ooo dabedii I'm blueeee"
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I didn't had my breakfast and no one loves me here on training ground. My life is such a s@#t
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Thank god he won the league
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Why does my mom make me wear all this crap?! I hate her. Humphhh
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
.... Wondering if it was a good idea to give terry a key to his house...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"CA" for Carlo Ancelotti or Crappy Afternoon...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Blues coach looking blue...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Carlo during his "Blue" period...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
So this is what it feels like to win the Premier League.... Can't wait for next season...
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
No friends, no one wants to talk to me and John Terry told me to stand here with a whistle in my mouth.... That was a week ago
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
In a sea of blue, Carlo spots the red poop
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Who needs a stopwatch, all I want is a championship medal around my neck!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ancelotti spots the "jose mourinho-the best manager in the world " headline...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Everybody was too afraid to talk to Ancelotti while he was drunk, so they just did whatever he said. Funny-it worked.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'm not alone! I have blue kings here
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm from california!
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Fatal attraction
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Look, we have to stop seeing each other. It's over, mum wants me to have a child and I don't think that's possible between us...
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ibra: its so wrong, yet so right.... pique- sh sh sh don't say anymore there are no words that could come btw us
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Don't be such an Ibrahima-bitch, let me love you!
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
Pique: listen ibra, you have to tell me why you aren't scoring!
Ibra:*crying* it's the hair gerard....
Pique: but why let it grow?
Ibra: I didn't KNOW.... I didn't KNOW! *sobbing*AHAHAHAHA!*hugs pique*
Pique: its ok.... Its ok....
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ibra (huskily) : I call shotgun  Pique :It's your car Zle.  Ibra : I mean, I'm taking bottom seat.
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ibra:i think there is something in my eye....
Pique: oh really, where let me see?
As pique leaned in and junior pique made contact with third base, an awkward silence ensued for the rest of the moment.

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You had me at 'Hola'.... You complete me
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The two stars of Barcelona, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Pique were photographed in a scene that borders on romantic, like two lovers whispering words of love
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I wish I knew how to quit you
Android (FC Sankt Pauli) 4 years ago
Dude here are my keys. Drive me home, I am just to drunk for it
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Pique - "This looks awkward, you don't think anyone is going to take a picture while you try to put my thumb back into place? "

Ibra - "Don't worry, we're in a completely abandoned car-park, and how awkward would it really look if.... What was that flash?
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Following a meeting of Thumbwrestlers Anonymous, the 2 newest members were spotted trying to get one last battle in!

Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant is yellow carded for excessive use of a caption
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Pique: you ae looking beautiful today, Ibra !  Ibra: OMG ! You got a boner ?
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Pique - from the first moment I saw you on tv, your hair covering your eyes and your shorts worn so tight, I knew I had to make the move here.
Ibra - you promise you won't leave, I could never bear the pain
Pique - don't worry baby, come closer to me, feel me baby, feel me.... Can you feel me?
Ibra - I can feel it, let me show you, give me your hand...
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Give me the precious.... Pique pique pique.... We wants it, we needs it.... Must have the precious.... We swear to serve the master of the precious.
Zlatan was faced with the consequences of serving Pique swedish meatballs for dinner the day before...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pique: Look, Lionel asked me to pick him up for the pool party. You got to pick him up last time
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Pique I bet my offence can beat your defence
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The powerbomb! Reminds me of the waterboy movie when he powerbombs another player hahah
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's what happens when you play siamese twins on opposing teams
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Beat that guys, aerial breakdance!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I have to think over:  A sniper at the stands or is this guy doing a Ronaldo?
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Onlookers stared at the bizarre travails of the man in black, who was having a hard time dislodging his head from (between) the "other man's" posterior section(S).
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When I said stick your head up my, AUGH!, I was speaking figuratively!

BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Great slipping theatrics, despite the minor drizzle...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm no trainspotter, I guess I was just born slippy...
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago


Ronaldo and ramos gettin down
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Nike: Just do it
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I can see madrids problem, the defence is split wide open, is it any wonder they're conceding
Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Yayyy.... Lets show that ugly cameraman our big as$
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Watermark ball intentionally positioned between the balls
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
.... And they kept rollin' on forever!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
And to everybody's amazement(and uncontrollable throwing up in some cases) he gave birth right there right then. A new born with definite soccer genes.... (and looking suspiciously like ronaldo, a couple of people helpfully pointed out)

Ahhh, the miracle of life...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The rabbit dived right down the hole and disappeared. Alice never did go to Wonderland after bearing witness
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I've shat a watermark!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This looked so much better in training....  
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Bottoms up guys!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Torres back for Espana, what else?  And mistaken for a hottie? What else!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wait till I get you home finger......I'm gonna' rock your world....

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I guess he must be seducing some tart in the front row?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
FIFA's experiment with female refs didn't work so well in some parts of Europe
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
He knew if he didn't play well there would be only one way to pay the rent.


Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Damn.... My tongue hurts. I wish someone gonna' kiss me right now
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think my name is not in the south africa squad lists !
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After a quick visit to the gents, this is by means the simpliest way to test for diabetes...
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
Barceduction...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bojan sends a southern shout to the previous night's flame
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Young bojan was hungry....
He inadvertently licked his finger, the one whcih he had used to skim the cream off guardiola's pastry....
"mmmm. Will mom allow me to eat more than one tonite? I wonder"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Football, finger licking good.... Don't ask about my secret sauce though
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Myself (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Steven Gerrard spots fellow homos, and is racing to join in on the action
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"haaaa!A quarter!"  "no, its mine you big bad lump of !@#$!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
It is strongly recommended that piggyback rides to be practised during training sessions, not actual competitions
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hai-ho-da Silva-away![neigh, neigh!]  (P. S. I know it's not da Silva but da Costa, poetic licence!)
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
When football meets doggie style
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With some help, Aquilani finally takes off for the first time since landing in England
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
An vicious assault by aquillani after he thought alex=ferguson
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You carry me for the first part, we'll give you a goal in the second part, yes? HIGH 5

Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
No wonder, Modern Princes preferred Tanks instead of horses
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alex : I'll give you a ride, you let me have the ball
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Liverpool's situation was so bad, even their players were on their last legs and had to be supported
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With our powers combined, we are aquilex!
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I must admit, i've never seen a puck that big before, wheres his stick?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I am not a number, I am a free man!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No-one had the heart to tell Cech that his wig wasn't fooling anyone
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rooney's new penalty technique was to chip the ball up, hover it in mid air for ten seconds, and then watch it sail into the goal while the keeper stands hypnotised
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'll give you whatever you want ball, just don't take the hat....

Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Woah!Don't kill me!Drogba kicks you harder!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Scoop OF THE year:arsenal 's "drogba stopper" CECH clone MAY NOT MAKE THE august deadline

Insider sources claim the clone, expected to break into first team by august, just refuses to understand the basics of goalkeeping(as the above exclusive photo shows).

Rsene wenger says" I have told you already that the slow learning curve has nothing to do with the inclusion of fabianski's genes in the dna bridging process. The clone is still young and inexperienced. The fans will just have to trust me. "
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I love Footy




And gravy.....
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
When the ball shouted 'GET OUT OF THE WAY!' Cech was a little shocked
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This is what happens when you paint John Terry's face on the balls!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Whoa.... Deja vu.... As in I've already seen these big balls...
Myself (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'll let you go in just don't hit my head, i've learnt my lesson
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Spaceballs: The Return of the Sphere...
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Ball: Terry is at your home idiot !  Cech (Surprised): What?  Ball: Whats good in saving goals when you can't save your wife
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cech exerts control over the ball with his Jedi helmet. UEFA came down hard on Chelsea and denied them penalties for the next 4 years
Cwc90 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ball to Cech: Don't act surprised you giant ninny muffin, we know your smuggling drugs, now spread your cheeks and lift your sack
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ball: I'm going to ruin your season, Petr, you better stop me....

Cech: Stop! No! Don't you do it.... Ball.... Ball!

Ball: I'm just kiddin! Happy Premiership!
Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Cech:i know kungfu you ugly ball. So piss off
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Insert your face here. Anyone can be as good as Cech.... Just wear one of those mask things...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
We heart Steven Gerrard


Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Drogba signals to vanessa peroncel....

Extract from earlier interview:
Interviewer:what impact has john terry had on the chelsea camp as skipper?
Drogba:
"john has been a huge inspiration to all of us.We always share everything...Good or bad".


Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Goal scored-check
Mouth opened-check
Heart hands-check
Chelsea bid 50M for Pato-check


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Must be some sort of weird masonic sign language, funny handshakes and that?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago


Kids in gangs often use hand signs, this one meaning "cash flow"; both Drogba and Pato are creating larger hearts, signifying a larger cash flow.

Also notice Pato's hands are not very solid; this signifies a hellish amount of money of an unknown amount in his near future.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Heart belong to chelsea
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Right hand, middle finger. Into the nostrils it goes...
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
And this proves that Drogba has heart !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
While trying to win the Prem, Drogba still had time to support his favourite band, 3OH!3
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago




Have it!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
So nasty was kuyt's collision into the big lump of meat, that his air bag ballooned into life
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
'The tank'? More like 'The Bull-doser'...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Such an improvement, kuyt musta had cosmetic surgery, they've done a great job
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
As if Liverpool's self-confidence and roster hadn't taken a big enough blow.... Now Dirk Ballyt is getting his head rammed in...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
To replace a ball.... And a Liverpool player, everytime Alex heads...
Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
And they stuck like that for the whole 90minutes



   
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