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The Silly Captions Competition
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Fatal attraction
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Look, we have to stop seeing each other. It's over, mum wants me to have a child and I don't think that's possible between us...
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ibra: its so wrong, yet so right.... pique- sh sh sh don't say anymore there are no words that could come btw us
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Don't be such an Ibrahima-bitch, let me love you!
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
Pique: listen ibra, you have to tell me why you aren't scoring!
Ibra:*crying* it's the hair gerard....
Pique: but why let it grow?
Ibra: I didn't KNOW.... I didn't KNOW! *sobbing*AHAHAHAHA!*hugs pique*
Pique: its ok.... Its ok....
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ibra (huskily) : I call shotgun  Pique :It's your car Zle.  Ibra : I mean, I'm taking bottom seat.
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ibra:i think there is something in my eye....
Pique: oh really, where let me see?
As pique leaned in and junior pique made contact with third base, an awkward silence ensued for the rest of the moment.

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You had me at 'Hola'.... You complete me
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The two stars of Barcelona, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Pique were photographed in a scene that borders on romantic, like two lovers whispering words of love
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I wish I knew how to quit you
Android (FC Sankt Pauli) 4 years ago
Dude here are my keys. Drive me home, I am just to drunk for it
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Pique - "This looks awkward, you don't think anyone is going to take a picture while you try to put my thumb back into place? "

Ibra - "Don't worry, we're in a completely abandoned car-park, and how awkward would it really look if.... What was that flash?
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Following a meeting of Thumbwrestlers Anonymous, the 2 newest members were spotted trying to get one last battle in!

Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant is yellow carded for excessive use of a caption
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Pique: you ae looking beautiful today, Ibra !  Ibra: OMG ! You got a boner ?
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Pique - from the first moment I saw you on tv, your hair covering your eyes and your shorts worn so tight, I knew I had to make the move here.
Ibra - you promise you won't leave, I could never bear the pain
Pique - don't worry baby, come closer to me, feel me baby, feel me.... Can you feel me?
Ibra - I can feel it, let me show you, give me your hand...
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Give me the precious.... Pique pique pique.... We wants it, we needs it.... Must have the precious.... We swear to serve the master of the precious.
Zlatan was faced with the consequences of serving Pique swedish meatballs for dinner the day before...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pique: Look, Lionel asked me to pick him up for the pool party. You got to pick him up last time
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Pique I bet my offence can beat your defence
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The powerbomb! Reminds me of the waterboy movie when he powerbombs another player hahah
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's what happens when you play siamese twins on opposing teams
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Beat that guys, aerial breakdance!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I have to think over:  A sniper at the stands or is this guy doing a Ronaldo?
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Onlookers stared at the bizarre travails of the man in black, who was having a hard time dislodging his head from (between) the "other man's" posterior section(S).
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When I said stick your head up my, AUGH!, I was speaking figuratively!

BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Great slipping theatrics, despite the minor drizzle...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm no trainspotter, I guess I was just born slippy...
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago


Ronaldo and ramos gettin down
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Nike: Just do it
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I can see madrids problem, the defence is split wide open, is it any wonder they're conceding
Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Yayyy.... Lets show that ugly cameraman our big as$
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Watermark ball intentionally positioned between the balls
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
.... And they kept rollin' on forever!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
And to everybody's amazement(and uncontrollable throwing up in some cases) he gave birth right there right then. A new born with definite soccer genes.... (and looking suspiciously like ronaldo, a couple of people helpfully pointed out)

Ahhh, the miracle of life...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The rabbit dived right down the hole and disappeared. Alice never did go to Wonderland after bearing witness
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I've shat a watermark!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This looked so much better in training....  
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Bottoms up guys!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Torres back for Espana, what else?  And mistaken for a hottie? What else!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wait till I get you home finger......I'm gonna' rock your world....

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I guess he must be seducing some tart in the front row?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
FIFA's experiment with female refs didn't work so well in some parts of Europe
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
He knew if he didn't play well there would be only one way to pay the rent.


Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Damn.... My tongue hurts. I wish someone gonna' kiss me right now
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think my name is not in the south africa squad lists !
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After a quick visit to the gents, this is by means the simpliest way to test for diabetes...
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
Barceduction...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bojan sends a southern shout to the previous night's flame
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Young bojan was hungry....
He inadvertently licked his finger, the one whcih he had used to skim the cream off guardiola's pastry....
"mmmm. Will mom allow me to eat more than one tonite? I wonder"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Football, finger licking good.... Don't ask about my secret sauce though
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Myself (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Steven Gerrard spots fellow homos, and is racing to join in on the action
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"haaaa!A quarter!"  "no, its mine you big bad lump of !@#$!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
It is strongly recommended that piggyback rides to be practised during training sessions, not actual competitions
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hai-ho-da Silva-away![neigh, neigh!]  (P. S. I know it's not da Silva but da Costa, poetic licence!)
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
When football meets doggie style
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With some help, Aquilani finally takes off for the first time since landing in England
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
An vicious assault by aquillani after he thought alex=ferguson
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You carry me for the first part, we'll give you a goal in the second part, yes? HIGH 5

Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
No wonder, Modern Princes preferred Tanks instead of horses
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Alex : I'll give you a ride, you let me have the ball
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Liverpool's situation was so bad, even their players were on their last legs and had to be supported
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With our powers combined, we are aquilex!
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I must admit, i've never seen a puck that big before, wheres his stick?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I am not a number, I am a free man!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No-one had the heart to tell Cech that his wig wasn't fooling anyone
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rooney's new penalty technique was to chip the ball up, hover it in mid air for ten seconds, and then watch it sail into the goal while the keeper stands hypnotised
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'll give you whatever you want ball, just don't take the hat....

Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Woah!Don't kill me!Drogba kicks you harder!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Scoop OF THE year:arsenal 's "drogba stopper" CECH clone MAY NOT MAKE THE august deadline

Insider sources claim the clone, expected to break into first team by august, just refuses to understand the basics of goalkeeping(as the above exclusive photo shows).

Rsene wenger says" I have told you already that the slow learning curve has nothing to do with the inclusion of fabianski's genes in the dna bridging process. The clone is still young and inexperienced. The fans will just have to trust me. "
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I love Footy




And gravy.....
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
When the ball shouted 'GET OUT OF THE WAY!' Cech was a little shocked
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This is what happens when you paint John Terry's face on the balls!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Whoa.... Deja vu.... As in I've already seen these big balls...
Myself (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'll let you go in just don't hit my head, i've learnt my lesson
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Spaceballs: The Return of the Sphere...
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Ball: Terry is at your home idiot !  Cech (Surprised): What?  Ball: Whats good in saving goals when you can't save your wife
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cech exerts control over the ball with his Jedi helmet. UEFA came down hard on Chelsea and denied them penalties for the next 4 years
Cwc90 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ball to Cech: Don't act surprised you giant ninny muffin, we know your smuggling drugs, now spread your cheeks and lift your sack
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ball: I'm going to ruin your season, Petr, you better stop me....

Cech: Stop! No! Don't you do it.... Ball.... Ball!

Ball: I'm just kiddin! Happy Premiership!
Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Cech:i know kungfu you ugly ball. So piss off
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Insert your face here. Anyone can be as good as Cech.... Just wear one of those mask things...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
We heart Steven Gerrard


Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Drogba signals to vanessa peroncel....

Extract from earlier interview:
Interviewer:what impact has john terry had on the chelsea camp as skipper?
Drogba:
"john has been a huge inspiration to all of us.We always share everything...Good or bad".


Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Goal scored-check
Mouth opened-check
Heart hands-check
Chelsea bid 50M for Pato-check


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Must be some sort of weird masonic sign language, funny handshakes and that?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago


Kids in gangs often use hand signs, this one meaning "cash flow"; both Drogba and Pato are creating larger hearts, signifying a larger cash flow.

Also notice Pato's hands are not very solid; this signifies a hellish amount of money of an unknown amount in his near future.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Heart belong to chelsea
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Right hand, middle finger. Into the nostrils it goes...
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
And this proves that Drogba has heart !
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
While trying to win the Prem, Drogba still had time to support his favourite band, 3OH!3
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago




Have it!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
So nasty was kuyt's collision into the big lump of meat, that his air bag ballooned into life
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
'The tank'? More like 'The Bull-doser'...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Such an improvement, kuyt musta had cosmetic surgery, they've done a great job
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
As if Liverpool's self-confidence and roster hadn't taken a big enough blow.... Now Dirk Ballyt is getting his head rammed in...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
To replace a ball.... And a Liverpool player, everytime Alex heads...
Lutheking (Manchester United) 4 years ago
And they stuck like that for the whole 90minutes
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Wenger takes his boyscouts camping to cheer them up after yet another trophyless season
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Wenger: "when I yell next, you come in here one by one! Get back in line arshavin, there's plenty of wenger to go around"
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Wenger was forced to cut down on wages, this is arshavin giving mtv cribs a tour of his home
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Well that's the price you have to pay for building the emirates, cutbacks
Flaffl (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Arshavin before he went to Arsenal and made a name for himself
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Arsene can't wait to get his hands on arshavins woggle
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"Is it just me or does Arshavin look a bit 'camp' in this picture? "
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Archavin responds to Wenger instruction on training at daybreak tomorrow...
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I think its fair to say he is there for a quick bite and afternoon ciesta. He must not be spending the night, because he has clearly forgotten his sleeping bag
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Arshavin auditions for the arsenal xmas panto oliver
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cheap soccer pitch for sale. Archavin strictly under Arsene's instruction to ensure first-come-first-serve purchase of this plot for Arsenal's training sessions
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
When Arshavin thought he would be raking in the money with a major deal at Arsenal, he did forget to calculate inflation
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Arshavin completely misunderstands Wengers order to "stay intense"

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Arshavin 'intent' on having a good time outdoors...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Arsenal's youth programme has succeeded. Behold, the 28 year old whom the Pope was too scared to let into the Vatican
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
Tent comes with a free and trophyless arshavin
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The cover of Wengers 'Scouting for Boys' manual
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Arshavin mentions his tentative move to Barcelona FC
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nooooooo! Ant you beat me to the punch man
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The manager reworded his instructions carefully at half time, because telling your players to "score from through balls" almost ruined the first half
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Young bojan was about to cry....

He did not want to see it again....
He did not want to be grounded again....

But he knew, he knew deep deep inside that it would be a while before his mom allowed him to watch a pg-13 movie again....
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
It's the much anticipated sequel - BrokeBarca Mountain!

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Poor guy, how would you like to be left out of a threesome
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Bojan was left shattered when he was told he was too young to take any part of it
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bojan did not comprehend that the "hug fest" was not something he'd be interested in anyway...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Champions League hide and seek got off to a very shaky start
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 4 years ago
Bojan stop that whining your next!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Come in number 11, your time is up
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Bojan cries because he wanted to be the one who 1upped scholes and neville, but he was beating to the punch by the inter players
ArsenalForever8 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Bojan is crying because he doesn't have anyone to hug him
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You had at me at 'Pass the f*cking ball!'
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Stop telling me you're me from the future
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Mourinho lost his balance and was about to fall,when the tall exotic stranger in the super small shorts rushed forward to grab him...
He did not hear a word.
He did not feel his heart skip a beat...He stared transfixed and mesmerised...

Twenty metres away,messi sprouted his wings,and flew away into the night.His work here was done...




Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Valdes - Jose, you're speeches are starting to weird people out, I'm going to have give you a breathalyzer test
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I am so special victor, I could eat myself
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Jose - " Get your hands off my Armani or there's a dry-cleaner's receipt waiting for you tomorrow and it won't read in Spanish either, Viktorr"
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Justin Bieber Lyrics insert please    Like Baby, Baby, Oh, you can finish it off!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey now. You are not special enough to touch the special one...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Jose Mourinho is no Neville and Valdes is no Scholes. Period
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cupid's little arrows strike again.... 2 mistaken shots this month, first at Man City Stadium and now here...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Boss.... Boss, snap out of it, it was just a bad dream, your not getting the liverpool job, calm down, calm down
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Not everyone one was angry, the company that paid Valdes to publicize their company on his shoulder got compensation for Valdes failing to show their product
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Moments before the excitement, KISS KISS KISS KISS!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Promise me you'll be gentle...
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"The rumours about the referees taking backhanders are completely unfounded" - Sepp Blatter
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
As chaos erupts between Barca and Inter, a pickpocket spots his perfect moment as the referee is distracted
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Lucifer, I mean lucio attacks sergio, while someone performs the "monster mash" in the background
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sergio really did not want that massage
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Tickle tickle!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
That's my drink you've got there! You have emptied it, now cough it out, cough it out!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Lucio's backward attempt at the vulcan death grip
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Guys that tiago motta! Not lucio
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This is not the right way to make him swallow his steroids...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Why don't you return my calls? I was waiting all night by the phone....In a foetal position....Sob,sob

Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You, me, this viagra, my room, twenty minutes
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"ok ok here's your money.... You were right.... Valdes IS straight. He does not swing that way. "
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Slip this into messi's drink at half time and put him in my trunk, got it?

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What a stink that would cause, me and you taking over at this gaff
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Jose : " Look Figo, there's only room for one Portugeezer in the papers tomorrow. Let me write you a cheque quick and off you go. "
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This seat isn't bolted down proper, I think I can shake it lose. You cover me while I sneak it back to the lockers...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Let this match draw. No, Let Inter win. No, no, let Barca win but we win on aggregate.... No, on the other hand, let's just shut up and watch the match...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Jose: 'If he doesn't stop playing that damn harmonica I'm gonna' jam it up his arse'
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Its good stuff. From Colombia. How much you want?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I think I just farted...
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Police Academy 9: Back on the Pitch





Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"hmmm, nice move. Now lets see what happens if I do this!"
Captivated by what he observed, schwensteiger proceeded to pinch and punch the two balls in a different order to see what more bastos did
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Birds syndrome caused him to think for a minute he was a flamingo -"out of my way, I'm going to take off!"

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
Paralysing players was something the UEFA hadn't had to consider when writing the rulebook. In the end, Schweinsteiger was given a caution
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bastian sticks one in without any warning. Who said kinky German porn wasn't mainstream?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Lyon defence had never dealt with this much work-related stress
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He does that watching too many kung fu movies, not knowing moments later it would lead to a serious groin injury...
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 4 years ago
Picture #1. Wait I'm not ready!
Picture #2. Do you want to press charges?
Picture #3. Nine months later the stork prepares to drop off the new baby to the loving couple
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Karate kid 3? The action moves to the pitch, still starring will smiths son
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Let me thrust my manboobs into your face louis
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
In which part of my contract did it say you can tie me up and kiss me?
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
High flying defender with the mask.

Tender lover without the mask.

Ahhh. Where would bayern be if not for itsgay superheroes?
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Honey!  Just cos that darn neville did it, does not mean we can come out too...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Whispers 'you spit that out and you will never play again .... That's it swallow it down'.

Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Van Gaal measures up to Jose as a motivator. Never before did a substitute take to the pitch quicker when Louis tried to slip his tongue down the player's ear
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I know muffy often does that to me back home but just because we won, you don't have to do THAT to me here, Dad!
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 4 years ago
@Matt! Ewwwwwww! LOL
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Nice pullover you got there louis....
I think this is.... How you say in English, a cardigan?
I think its called meet me in the locker room in 10.
No I really think its called a card.... Oooh.
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Neville is not the only gay remaining in European Football
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm only going on the pitch, no need to worry



   
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