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The Silly Captions Competition
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Something tells me they are not quite doing it right
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pretty lasses. If they do not pose for the camera, this is how they look like...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The magical sex-change ball instantly affected the run of play....

Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
So much for wanting to see the girls swapping shirts at the end of the game, that's ruined that fantasy
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Number 21 has a erection.... Shemale alert
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Apparently the experiment to use hormones on the lyon players to be more sensible on the pitch backfired when a players starting to see extreme changes
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The match was so-so, but the team bath afterwards was the stuff of legends
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I love playing shoulder ball!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Its all the refrees fault....    He just ran by....    The axe effect!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ligue Un Girls Gone Wild...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
So many balls, two little hands...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Caught on film - No. 21 punches goalkeeper's in the attempt to challenge the high ball...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
If I had my choice between them, I would have to choose the ball
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Oh look whats over there! The stars tell Domenech to play women in France's squad for the world cup
BlahUnited (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Rafael benitez poses for a photo session for liverpools annual yearbook for the year 2009-10
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
So Mr. Benitez, how do you rate Manchester United's chances at winning the Prem next season?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"And then Fergie was all like 'O NO you dihnt' and I was all like 'AW YEAH I DID FOO' "

Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Press: "How do you feel about Sir Alex Ferguson continuing in charge at united? " - "No comment. " (....) "Do you feel you have the chance to win the premier league title next season? " - "No comment.... "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tonight.... We dine.... In the Europa league!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That reminds me? , I must ask the wife to get that shaved.... !
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yes, yes, I am Evil Rafa.... Why do you think the team has been doing so badly?
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
How was it Rafa, will you keep your job?    Well you know, it hurts and I can't sit down, but I think I am here for another year...
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Liverpool will come 4th, but the seasons over Rafa. Errrrr
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Well Juventus have named Del Neri the new manager so I can't go there!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Rafa: I don't know man, I think the new Call of Duty will be more of the same...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Lip movements translation concludes Rafa uses more F's this season...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I was talkin to this dweeb on Xbox live the other night.... Every time I made for the box-
He tackled you?
Yes exactly! But he has his settings on easy so the refs won't call anything! Jeez, I hate newbs so much...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This is one Roman who needs to be crucified
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Totti prepares yet another attack on Balotelli
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Totti making a strong drive towards goal with all the pace he can muster.

SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Totti Farewell Tour 2010
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
These footballer WAGs get younger by the day
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Please MTV! Pimp my Ride.... !
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I thought these fairground rides were for the kids? Totti's enjoying himself
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This steering wheel is driving me nuts, arrrh...
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Not being picked for the WC only meant that Totti's golfing vacation started early...
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Totti - "this is fun huh? I sure am the Daddy round these parts"
His daughter - "I wanna go home, this is embarassing"
Guy in the back - "keep smiling sweetie, we are nearly finished.... Keep smiling
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Totti, being the twat that he is, forgot to put bulletproof glass on all sides of his Totti-mobile...
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
I'll be right with you aquilani now stop crying and just wait! NOW where IS THAT piece OF SHI* lippi!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
For additional weekend allowances, Totti plays guide for the "Tour the Stadium" visitors
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The gril screams in distress at totti's attmpt to convert her to a roma fan
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Totti got lost playing golf
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
There goes SouthAfrica!
Gonners (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Balotelli hate patrol if you hate him hop in our motto " kill on sight "
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Guess who's going to drive around as Santa Claus this Christmas...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
England's proposal for use of a size 30 ball is keeping back the 2018 World Cup bid...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Moments after, both fell favoring their right legs and had to be stretchered off....

Not surprisingly, the ball rolled and the two gimps, who had been using it as support, fell in a pile. Rooney recieved further crushing injuries from the ball and had to be hospitalized.

Fabio Capello now admits the World Cup is already lost....

BlahUnited (Manchester United) 4 years ago
"We know your jelous.... Of our balls"
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Fabio capello:"i don't care how many goals he has scored or how many caps he has....
All I want from a team man is big balls on the big stage".

Beckham and rooney did not react well when fabio capello showed them his middle finger....
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Shouldn't Rooney have his hand on his head?
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Capello: "Put the hand on the ball and repeat after me; “Do you swear to play your best, the whole tournament, and nothing but the best, so help you God? ” "this only applies to you Wayne, as we all know you're not going to South Africa, Becks. You can take your hand off the ball now.... In fact why are you even here? " Beckham: "Victoria kicked me out of the house again coach, i've got nowhere else to go. "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Can't wait to see the size of the nets?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol@Gomlee! Sounds like a sitcom...
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 4 years ago
Ok Diego let's see you punch this into the goal!
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
England bid ended when a crazy man decided this would be the size of the ball
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Which is the mommy and which is the daddy and how did they lay that big egg?

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ball: "Good day, Number Six."
Becks: “I am not a number, I am a person.”
Rooney: Durrrr


BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Liliputians David and Wayne exclaim : "Looked what Gulliver brought us.... "
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Some idiot punctured the ball in 2 places. Beckham and Rooney instructed to place their hands onto the holes to avoid ball from deflating before the promotional activities
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Rooney: capello will get a kick out of this  Beckham: not if I get the boot first!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Beckham shows us how he can remain scoring every free kick, just as in his Madrid and United days
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Dachelser (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Berbatov takes fergusons advice and trys gum
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Berbs looks around slyly, hoping to spot the AC Milan TV mic
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Berbatov eating the tomatoes disgruntled utd fans threw at him
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
No wonder he missed so many headers! With cotton mouth like that its obvious what he's been up to 8888888.... All the 8's are supposed to be clouds of smoke.
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dracula voice: I vaaant to suuuck at foooootball

Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Berbatov quits International football: Nobody notices
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Reporter: So, how would you sum up your season with United?  Berbagoat: Mmmmmm, no comment
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What do you mean I look like a cheap non-union Andy Garcia?


Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Am I a good player? .... I want to use my 50-50
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When asked what his plans will be for the next season, Berbatov's tight lipped act is as if sucking on imaginary milkshake...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Chewing thick caramel sweets is not a good idea during interviews, Berbatov just brilliantly found out
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Berbatov does a joey tribiani:    How you dooooinnnnnn
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ok welcome to the hotseat Berbs - remember, all the money goes to Charity Question number 1 for £100,
Which Man Utd player cost 30million and is regarded by the word over as a major flop?
Berbs "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Berba is confused by the Muppet reporters with the brightly coloured noses...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Never accept the "butter mints"...
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Patience is a virtue, Yaya. Wait till the match is over, and you can move away from Barca
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Players on ground.....Is it a bird?, is it a plane?....I'm not sure mate, but whatever it is, its got some undercarriage on it.

Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Sepp Blatter's new combo of World Cup and Olympics ruined both the beautiful game and the 110 metre hurdles
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
You guys make a nice carpet to walk all over!
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hey guys, check out my hamstrings!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yay toure's all new aerobics class:not exactly a hit!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
A couple sunbathing has reported a shadow-like creature flying over the Barcelona skies
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
To infinity and beyond!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
á la Deuce Bigalow: Holy s**t, it's Bigfoot!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After I'm done beating you fools up, you can go park my multiple cars on the street level- what? Don't YOU back-sass ME!

Ok ok! Whatever you say...
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kick 2 faces @ 1 jump
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Toure just realised he kicked a beach ball thrown in by a fan
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Usain what Up my Bolt?
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Engage Warp Speed
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yaya doing his Toure of duty
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I believe I can fly.... I believe I just made you two cry.... You will think about me every day.... And wish you could never again see me play.... ....

I love are Kelly
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm wearing AC Milan panties too! Shhhhh...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Eto'o tells Mario how to use the backdoor exit well
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I know you can't stand mourinho, but keep your trap shut, and let him think he's special.... Ssshhh
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Shhh but I think Lucio fancies you
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
OK Mario you run out wide and get kicked in the leg and I'll stay over here away from the leg kickers
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
After we win the uefa cup, lets give mourinho a mohawk too!
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hey, Mario, can you keep a secret? I'm going commando
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Etoo:listen here kiddo.... THIS is the nose.... And THIS is the ear.... You get this right and mourinho will play you soon.... So what is this?

Balotelli: huh, , , ummm. Hey can we eat and then do this?
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
If we stay real quite we can hear Inter fans hating you outside the stadium


Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oota Goota, Eto'o?    (If anyone gets this let me know)
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Is that from Prometheus and Bob?
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 4 years ago
@Ant most of the guy's are too young to remember "Buckwheat" lol
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Buckwheat? Sounds like something I had for breakfast.... *snort, snort* (Jetlifari adjusts coke bottle glasses and picks at his braces)
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Eto'o- "It's not saying "I will gut all of you with my own boots" that is the issue Mario.... You need to work on your tone of voice. "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Where'd I leave the bottom half of my good jeans?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I'm ready when you are
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Guess who farted
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Don't you love my capris?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
If it wasn't for my Barca kit, I'd never look good on a football field...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If it had not been for that big tear in these shorts, I wouldn't be sitting here the whole day. And damn the cleaners for not getting my undies to me on time!
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The grounds-keeper grounded Messi for the wrong choice of footwear, he wasn't having any of it
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Why don't they turn the sprinkles on for me like they did for jose
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Messi getting his tan on
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Messi looks embarassed after not paying much attention to maradona's "part-e" of the plan....

Side glances at all his team mates giggling and pointing....

Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Messi s plans to seduce ibrahimovic scares away every catalan off the field....

Paul scholes rumored to be coming soon to camp nou....
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
C'mon guys~~~~let's make the Kappa symbol~~~~*whine, whine*
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Messi waiting for Laporta to come in carrying the Pichichi trophy in one hand and.... Fabregas in the other!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Best player in Europe and still nobody will be my fwiend.
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With the WC coming, Messi takes every opportunity he can to bask under the sun knowing that his summer vacation may be cut short

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What is love? Pompey don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
When that man wakes up from his thirty year bender he's going to be really hungover
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
His body has gone into administration
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
You sure is not liquidation ant?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Milan mandaric has fairly let himself go since he left the club
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Avram Grant shows his love for Pompey in the field. His brother here displays his obsessions off the field
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Portsmouths financial advisor at another board meeting
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
The closet Saints fan was trying a bit too hard to fit in at his local boozer in Pompey
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pompey got relegated just so they wouldn't have to see this guy at their games anymore. The whole league breathes a sigh of relief
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Carlo ancellloti was kidnapped yasterday, stripped and was dressed up in the above manner and paraded around the local bars....

Mourinho's hand suspected....

Alex ferguson goes on record saying "mourinho is the best manager in the world"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The funny thing is mate, compared to the owners of the club I'm perfectly normal!
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
The pub went totally silent and everyone froze when the reporter asked Mr John Anthony Portsmouth Football Club Westwood. 'So John what club do you support?'

ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"What's funny was I was a Wigan fan this morning.... "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Maybe if I work on my hugging after hours I'll get a new contract...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Gallas: How come I get no love? It wasn't my hand that touched the Ball against Ireland!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Well they have been saying 7 arsenal players don't speak to gallas, nazri being the main protaganist, looks like arsenes got a bully in the playground
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gallas : I guess I better run along and give Arsene a hug - maybe helpful to the negotiations...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Billy Sulk looks at the clock to count down the minutes before he heads for the showers , alone
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I dress like him, I wear gloves like him, why doesn't he hug ME
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nasri:there he goes the bloody.... Wait wait.... Someone has pinned panties stuck to his butt? Check it out....

Gallas:the hug that wenger gave me now. The kindness and the warmth. Oh man.... Will I miss the old kind noble spirit.... Sigh!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
French men are SO fickle
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Damn it, maybe if I didn't include nipples on my Arsenal costume people might hug me....

ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Knock it off, ya homos
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dear old William - if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you but if you cry, you cry alone...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ball practicing his Anelk-er technique
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Portsmouth new defender, the invisible man punches Anelka in the gut as they jump for the ball
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's one nasty looking zit on anelkas bonce, looks ready to pop.... !
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
FIFA criticised for turning a blind eye to chelseas invisible horses again
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bidding was fierce for this snapshot from the coalition of the Balding 30's
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
One of those unforgettable moments when ball meets bald...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I thought he was supposed to lock horns with the opposite team...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Typical french- you barely touch them and they fold like a lawn-chair
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Anelka walked up to terry and said 'hey john...Did you hear this awesome joke about frank's wife and you............"

He landed twenty metres away and is hospittalised

Our wishes for his speedy recovery.



Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Neighbourhood warning: Terry is prowling around London suburbs with a sex doll
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Photographer: "It's just a placeholder, John. We'll photoshop in the latest team-mates wife you're banging later"
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I am sooo sorry, I had no idea you were seeing each other Petr!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Come on then Bridge, you wanna fight, lets get it on you yellow bas**rd
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Chorus:with john tttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrry,
Life eeeeeeeeees merry.

Condoms check.
What the heck.
Cole's wife is free for the night?
Ya, we know all about john's next fight!
Here he comes
To get our moms,
With that look on his face,
Thinks he can beat ronaldo in the race,
Oh give us some more sleaze,
Come on john pleeeeeeeeeeeese!


Chorus:with john tttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrry,
Life eeeeeeeeees merry.
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 4 years ago
@Wengersarmy! Nice
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The art of controlling the bowels to ensuring the right passageway to allow the release of wind and not the turd...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Terry goes full retard.


{Edit: this ma...Ma...Ma...Ma makes me haappy}
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Terry- I'm breaking the speed of sound...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There's game face and then there's bad gas.    That song was hilarious, Sai. Haha
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I need vanessa !
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Oi, Mr Yellow.... You looking at me? I said, you looking at me? Ok, lets get it on, draw.... ...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Marv and the Yellow Bastard on the set of Sin City 2...
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
That's right wayne bridge! Get off the england team!
Dachelser (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Terrys appling to be in the new version of Waterboy gatorade gatorade
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Nice Sin City reference Jet, first on footytube I'm sure
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
John Terry caught in the act of his Goku roleplaying.    Kame Hame Ha!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol! Really? I'm exposing my ability to leave footytube in bursts of 90 mins
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oi, Red doll get away from my yellow doll. Or else. Oh right that was your wife red doll, lets shake hands, Oh okay don't. Hmm, Deja Vu?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol@CHELSEA61!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Somehow I just don't think that works, we can still see you
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I think boriello misunderstood, when loenardo told him " I want you to be invicible to the defenders" he didn't know just because he didn't see them, they didn't see him.... He wasnt ver good at hide and go seek when little
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I can still smell Rooneys hair if I do this, God I miss him.

BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Boriello opens up his hands after counting to 100, the other players are gone and the entire stadium was empty and regrets agreeing to a game of hide and seek
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Boriello quickly learned if you smelled it you dealt it.... And kneeled in shame
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Now that's a cry baby!
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
God, how I wish I never bought that mirror from that old witch.... Am I really that ugly? Why am I not the fairest of them all...
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Right you cheeky boys, I will count to 20 and then meet you in the showers for a cheeky surprise.... Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
"oh god, the viagra is kicking in.... Right, where to hide? I'll just cover my eyes and pray to god I was hollowman right now, please make me disappear! This is so humiliating.... "
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Is that Messi over there, oh it is.... How god damn sexy he is.... Wait, is he hugging that guy, no.... It can't be true, boooo hooooooo, I can't let him see me like this.... Stop crying, be strong...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nooo.... Now we have to change our sponsor to blose
Dachelser (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He always wanted to be like ronaldo
VeljaSrbin (FK Partizan Beograd) 4 years ago
   I think you stepped in the poop!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
His "protect yourself with your face" strategy to high boots while heading was massively flawed
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The goverment issues a warning as a new case of "foot and mouth" looms large
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hmm.... Noooo our boots ARE different, I TOLD you!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fine prints on the sole read : If you can read this, you're heading for a collision course...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
He immediately regretted teleporting in.  
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I see my future and it's not pretty...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The key to success in football is steamwork
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I warned you that I had mastered Mr Miyage's special karate moves! Wax on, wax off
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With the recession, the kit-man had to take up another job - playing for the opponent team. Did both jobs dutifully
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nope, the brand name is not written down there either...
Suzagooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I keep telling you, no, your feet don`t smell
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
8o year old man in the audience croaks to himself
"these arrogant amateurs can't keep their bloody feet on the ground!Hmmm, back in my days.... "
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
".... No try harder.... We are still inside"

"i am trying I am trying"....

No matter what they did, the two unfortunate souls could not break the floating bubble that had engorged them....
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You misunderstand my English, those are not the studs I want to meet...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
"Diadora? , wait a minute, I thought the football was from Ni.... Kahhh!. "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Ancelotti isn't known as the great motivator for nothing
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ancelotti loved the free clothes and whistle so much, he even wore them on his days off
VeljaSrbin (FK Partizan Beograd) 4 years ago
F*****g English weather!
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 4 years ago
They don't call Carlo "The Party Starter".... Ever
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
This is the prototype pic that would have been over the back pages had utd won the league, thankfully for them they had no reason to use it
Juanimus (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
"blue his house, with a blue little window. And a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself, and everybody around because he aint got nobody to listen to. I'm blueee dabedi dabedaa ooo dabedii I'm blueeee"
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I didn't had my breakfast and no one loves me here on training ground. My life is such a s@#t
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Thank god he won the league
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Why does my mom make me wear all this crap?! I hate her. Humphhh
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
.... Wondering if it was a good idea to give terry a key to his house...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"CA" for Carlo Ancelotti or Crappy Afternoon...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Blues coach looking blue...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Carlo during his "Blue" period...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
So this is what it feels like to win the Premier League.... Can't wait for next season...
Highburykev (Arsenal) 4 years ago
No friends, no one wants to talk to me and John Terry told me to stand here with a whistle in my mouth.... That was a week ago
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
In a sea of blue, Carlo spots the red poop
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Who needs a stopwatch, all I want is a championship medal around my neck!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ancelotti spots the "jose mourinho-the best manager in the world " headline...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Everybody was too afraid to talk to Ancelotti while he was drunk, so they just did whatever he said. Funny-it worked.

Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'm not alone! I have blue kings here
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm from california!



   
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