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The Silly Captions Competition
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Bendtner just finishing up talking tactics with Arsene...
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
What is it with stars pissing in plant pots?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Brought to you by Dong
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Cost savings measure strictly adhered, hence the 2010/11 new home kit...
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
His STD test came back...
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Security footage caught in Wayne Bridge's house.  
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
They sent bendtner to try to convince zlatan to join arsenal next season at any means, he quickly learned that the pique picture was taken off context
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The washroom just ran out of toilet paper...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
He played his shorts off, literally.  But, no, not at the football match.
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Little known fact, beside being a full-time footie player, Bendtner is also a part-time streaker
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
   The future of EPL?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Jonas Brothers to EPL?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Where's Waldo?
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Arsene wengers young 200 man squad working out, you can't say he doesent do his bit for youth
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Sepp Blatter finally got his way
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Overpopulation in Basque Country has led to large graphic demonstrations, otherwise known as "charity matches"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Try getting past this team of black midfielders, defenders and 3 goalkeepers!
Moussinho (Valencia) 5 years ago
Coach: Why are you drifting into a midfield poition? I told you that we are playing 40-30-20!

Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Lol Moussinho classic
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
May 18, 2010.
* * *
Dear Diary,
At first there was only one child, but even as I looked they multiplied into 2, then 4, and so on until the entire field was full of his replicas. I need no more proof that we live in the Matrix. I have to find a way.
* * *
Shuds (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"For my next trick, rain" says the God of the San Siro...
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Blech, I thought this was vodka
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Watch this trick I learned guys.... *Sppptttttthhh*.... Now freeze!"    "Darn. "
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Jose "moby dick" mourinho, not many knew his nickname
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Alex Ferguson still tells the tale of spitting from the upper tier of the San Siro, and calling out Mourinhos name just before impact.

Lutheking (Manchester United) 5 years ago
God gives rain to us, now I will give rain to god
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
To commemorate his recent achievements, Jose plans to build a fountain in his home town of Setubal. Here he is, expressing to the scupltor how he wants it to look like...
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ego as huge as whale's
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
I bet I can join any other European club in the world, win the Treble, change clubs again, and become the sexiest man in Italy before this hits the ground
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 5 years ago
Jose! Jose! STOP! Dude, when they say "She's so fine I would drink her bathwater" it's just a figure of speech. You get it? It's an analogy!
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
A barca fan decided to use Jose mouth as his toilet
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
The special one shows just how special he is, by commanding god to send vodka for the celebrations
Northstream (Tottenham Hotspur) 5 years ago
Messi! I'll show you how to dribble...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I remember the time I had a six pack like that, it was drunk in no time, and back to the off licence for a top up.... ". Hick"
Somere (Portmore Utd) 5 years ago
Rambo has nothing on me!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
His very rare condition left him with a face like a belly and a belly like a face
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Belly button wants to take a peek at the goal as well...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Size alterations for Real Madrid shirts had just been announced
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Aaadddrrrrrrrriiiiiiaaaaaaaannnnnnn
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Mommy! Jose just made me do something bad.... I feel so unclean
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
And now ,pass me my Argentina shirt Samuel!  
[account-removed] 5 years ago
"Is it hot in here? Or is it just my Treble? "
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I feeeel tooo goood, why am I not naked?!?
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Too sexy for my shirt~ too sexy.... It hurts
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
ADRIAN WE DID IT
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Milito wanted to enjoy The Special for one last time, so he had to hurry
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Phew now I can finally go in to the crapper...
Teja7 5 years ago
I can't wait anymore, do me [C.] Ronaldo
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
If I lean in this close maybe I can see your nose then.... Nah forget it!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I wish I knew how to quit you
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I Love You Man 2: The Final
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Jose, move away, I can feel your hose, eh?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Join me, my master. I will teach you the powers of the dark side of the force and together, we will rule the universe...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Hmm, new skin seems to be holding up nicely....  
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The old with the big ear...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
You were good kid, real good.... But as long as I'm around you'll only be second best, see! Arh-arh-arh!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
After a stare filled with longing and regrets, Mourinho squeezed until his hands met, and sealed the fate of his old master - forever
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
You have done well, Jose.... And now I am no longer needed. I have no more to teach you, so my time has come.

Just make it quick and painless
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Quick.... !, someone "hose mourinho"
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
You have done well young padawa- oh wait you were the mentor  
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
Warnings for Mourinho to behave himself at the Champions League final were quickly ignored, when he slapped Van Gaal on sight
[account-removed] 5 years ago
"Im sorry.... What was your name again? "
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
To prove how special he was Jose completed a sculpture of Van Gaal using left over oranges and spit
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 5 years ago
OK so let me get this right. You just cut off all the parts that turn grey? Correct?
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
"When I caress your neck, you will come out of your trance and say that I am 'special'' said Mourinho as he went over to break the hypnotic spell that he had over Van Gaal during the final
Amror123 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
You look so beautiful today, let me approach you
Teja7 5 years ago
Remember the old times? In the bathtub....  Sexytimez my slut
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Mourinho: First step to doing what I just did, Get rid of this "Blowout". You look like a young puerto rican teenager.


Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Edited - Pic was from 2005    Please USE ONLY NEW PICS.  Older, funny pics can go in the footy football images topic.
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Are they going to nail him?
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
This must be how jesus felt
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Sevilla's jesus navas hanging out. Its not really him, I just used the name for effect
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
I am thiiis much better than Ibrahimovic
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Positioning for knife throwing practice. They'll put an apple on his head next...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
M. D. - Now show us how big your salary will be? Very good!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Guardiola totally misunderstood when his nagging wife told him to buy an antique villa in Barcelona.

Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I bet Ibra doesn't look as good as me.... Just look at my 6-pack, I got it going on!
Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I need the toilet this much.... I can't wait.... I am holding it but quickly...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Lol@Ant! I don't think I can even top that...
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
And he will rise three weeks hence....    And separate the good balls from the bad balls....    
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
It has finally come to light just how lopsided David Villa's body is. Villa went on record saying, "I regret doing all of those one-armed push-ups now. I made a mistake and I'm sorry" before walking off dragging his ridiculously long, strong left arm behind him...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
David Villa set to replace Henry. Little wonder, they decided to measure his hand lengths too, in the medical
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 5 years ago
Villa to himself.... Damm at least they waited till the season was over to crucify Ibra
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Its your choice barca.... Either give me a paycheck this big or crucify me...
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
"Look, this much is six feet wide, I told you we need to shift this plank a little to the right.... "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Orange smoking bombs were found to have peculiar side-effects, and were subsequently banned
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The people in the control booth couldn't switch on the censorship fog fast enough...
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
He was warned not to have the curry for the pre match meal
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
He banged him that hard, he blew him away
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hugging Ginie from the bottle!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Down man.... Moments ago before the smoke bomb, you were just bragging on how you took 5 thugs in your neighbourhood!
Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The lads got it all wrong when they were told they needed a smoke-screen for their secret romance!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Save me Scoob!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
The turkish players have been reported to become a little bit too excited when celebrating goals so smokescreens go up whenever things get too touchy feely
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
After throwing the water on the witch they hugged as they knew they could all now go home.

Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
"The Titans made love far above the erupting volcano.... "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
(distracted) ohhhhh, A shiny!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Look at me, I'm Thiery Henry! Ho ho!"  
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Robben rehearses his role for the bayern munich annual pantomine physco
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Schwarzer engaging in his favourite pasttime, table tennis with his invisible racket
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Hey you guys...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Soccer field judge with an invisible hammer. Order in the pitch! Order in the pitch!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
I am Thor, King Of Football
Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Oi ball, don't you look at me like that.... Why you foul-mouthed little thing, where is my red card?!?!?!?!?!?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Hey guys, you wanna play ball on a string with me?
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Schwarzer was diagnosed with a very very extreme case of the tennis elbow....    
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
INVSBL DGGR LOLZ
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Robben swingin his battle mace
Lutheking (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Ball.... Smell my armpit. Smell IT.... Smell iiitttt!
[account-removed] 5 years ago
"BOOOOBS!"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Something tells me they are not quite doing it right
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Pretty lasses. If they do not pose for the camera, this is how they look like...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
The magical sex-change ball instantly affected the run of play....

Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
So much for wanting to see the girls swapping shirts at the end of the game, that's ruined that fantasy
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Number 21 has a erection.... Shemale alert
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Apparently the experiment to use hormones on the lyon players to be more sensible on the pitch backfired when a players starting to see extreme changes
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The match was so-so, but the team bath afterwards was the stuff of legends
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I love playing shoulder ball!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Its all the refrees fault....    He just ran by....    The axe effect!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ligue Un Girls Gone Wild...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
So many balls, two little hands...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Caught on film - No. 21 punches goalkeeper's in the attempt to challenge the high ball...
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 5 years ago
If I had my choice between them, I would have to choose the ball
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Oh look whats over there! The stars tell Domenech to play women in France's squad for the world cup
BlahUnited (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Rafael benitez poses for a photo session for liverpools annual yearbook for the year 2009-10
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
So Mr. Benitez, how do you rate Manchester United's chances at winning the Prem next season?
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"And then Fergie was all like 'O NO you dihnt' and I was all like 'AW YEAH I DID FOO' "

Gomlee (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Press: "How do you feel about Sir Alex Ferguson continuing in charge at united? " - "No comment. " (....) "Do you feel you have the chance to win the premier league title next season? " - "No comment.... "
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Tonight.... We dine.... In the Europa league!
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
That reminds me? , I must ask the wife to get that shaved.... !
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yes, yes, I am Evil Rafa.... Why do you think the team has been doing so badly?
Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
How was it Rafa, will you keep your job?    Well you know, it hurts and I can't sit down, but I think I am here for another year...
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Liverpool will come 4th, but the seasons over Rafa. Errrrr
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
Well Juventus have named Del Neri the new manager so I can't go there!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Rafa: I don't know man, I think the new Call of Duty will be more of the same...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Lip movements translation concludes Rafa uses more F's this season...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I was talkin to this dweeb on Xbox live the other night.... Every time I made for the box-
He tackled you?
Yes exactly! But he has his settings on easy so the refs won't call anything! Jeez, I hate newbs so much...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
This is one Roman who needs to be crucified
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Totti prepares yet another attack on Balotelli
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Totti making a strong drive towards goal with all the pace he can muster.

SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Totti Farewell Tour 2010
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
These footballer WAGs get younger by the day
Gomlee (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Please MTV! Pimp my Ride.... !
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
I thought these fairground rides were for the kids? Totti's enjoying himself
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
This steering wheel is driving me nuts, arrrh...
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Not being picked for the WC only meant that Totti's golfing vacation started early...
Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Totti - "this is fun huh? I sure am the Daddy round these parts"
His daughter - "I wanna go home, this is embarassing"
Guy in the back - "keep smiling sweetie, we are nearly finished.... Keep smiling
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Totti, being the twat that he is, forgot to put bulletproof glass on all sides of his Totti-mobile...
Moussinho (Valencia) 5 years ago
I'll be right with you aquilani now stop crying and just wait! NOW where IS THAT piece OF SHI* lippi!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
For additional weekend allowances, Totti plays guide for the "Tour the Stadium" visitors
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
The gril screams in distress at totti's attmpt to convert her to a roma fan
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Totti got lost playing golf
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
There goes SouthAfrica!
Gonners (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Balotelli hate patrol if you hate him hop in our motto " kill on sight "
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Guess who's going to drive around as Santa Claus this Christmas...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
England's proposal for use of a size 30 ball is keeping back the 2018 World Cup bid...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Moments after, both fell favoring their right legs and had to be stretchered off....

Not surprisingly, the ball rolled and the two gimps, who had been using it as support, fell in a pile. Rooney recieved further crushing injuries from the ball and had to be hospitalized.

Fabio Capello now admits the World Cup is already lost....

BlahUnited (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"We know your jelous.... Of our balls"
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Fabio capello:"i don't care how many goals he has scored or how many caps he has....
All I want from a team man is big balls on the big stage".

Beckham and rooney did not react well when fabio capello showed them his middle finger....
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Shouldn't Rooney have his hand on his head?
Gomlee (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Capello: "Put the hand on the ball and repeat after me; “Do you swear to play your best, the whole tournament, and nothing but the best, so help you God? ” "this only applies to you Wayne, as we all know you're not going to South Africa, Becks. You can take your hand off the ball now.... In fact why are you even here? " Beckham: "Victoria kicked me out of the house again coach, i've got nowhere else to go. "
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Can't wait to see the size of the nets?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Lol@Gomlee! Sounds like a sitcom...
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 5 years ago
Ok Diego let's see you punch this into the goal!
Rob12 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
England bid ended when a crazy man decided this would be the size of the ball
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
Which is the mommy and which is the daddy and how did they lay that big egg?

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ball: "Good day, Number Six."
Becks: “I am not a number, I am a person.”
Rooney: Durrrr


BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Liliputians David and Wayne exclaim : "Looked what Gulliver brought us.... "
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Some idiot punctured the ball in 2 places. Beckham and Rooney instructed to place their hands onto the holes to avoid ball from deflating before the promotional activities
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Rooney: capello will get a kick out of this  Beckham: not if I get the boot first!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Beckham shows us how he can remain scoring every free kick, just as in his Madrid and United days
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Dachelser (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Berbatov takes fergusons advice and trys gum
Raj (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Berbs looks around slyly, hoping to spot the AC Milan TV mic
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Berbatov eating the tomatoes disgruntled utd fans threw at him
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 5 years ago
No wonder he missed so many headers! With cotton mouth like that its obvious what he's been up to 8888888.... All the 8's are supposed to be clouds of smoke.
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Dracula voice: I vaaant to suuuck at foooootball

Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Berbatov quits International football: Nobody notices
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Reporter: So, how would you sum up your season with United?  Berbagoat: Mmmmmm, no comment
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
What do you mean I look like a cheap non-union Andy Garcia?


Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Am I a good player? .... I want to use my 50-50
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
When asked what his plans will be for the next season, Berbatov's tight lipped act is as if sucking on imaginary milkshake...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Chewing thick caramel sweets is not a good idea during interviews, Berbatov just brilliantly found out
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Berbatov does a joey tribiani:    How you dooooinnnnnn
Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ok welcome to the hotseat Berbs - remember, all the money goes to Charity Question number 1 for £100,
Which Man Utd player cost 30million and is regarded by the word over as a major flop?
Berbs "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Berba is confused by the Muppet reporters with the brightly coloured noses...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Never accept the "butter mints"...
Shuds (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Patience is a virtue, Yaya. Wait till the match is over, and you can move away from Barca
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Players on ground.....Is it a bird?, is it a plane?....I'm not sure mate, but whatever it is, its got some undercarriage on it.

Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Sepp Blatter's new combo of World Cup and Olympics ruined both the beautiful game and the 110 metre hurdles
Ciankc (Manchester United) 5 years ago
You guys make a nice carpet to walk all over!
SaintLucas (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hey guys, check out my hamstrings!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yay toure's all new aerobics class:not exactly a hit!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
A couple sunbathing has reported a shadow-like creature flying over the Barcelona skies
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
To infinity and beyond!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
á la Deuce Bigalow: Holy s**t, it's Bigfoot!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 5 years ago
After I'm done beating you fools up, you can go park my multiple cars on the street level- what? Don't YOU back-sass ME!

Ok ok! Whatever you say...
Azeal (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Kick 2 faces @ 1 jump
BNetworks (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Toure just realised he kicked a beach ball thrown in by a fan
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Usain what Up my Bolt?
Gomlee (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Engage Warp Speed
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yaya doing his Toure of duty
Highburykev (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I believe I can fly.... I believe I just made you two cry.... You will think about me every day.... And wish you could never again see me play.... ....

I love are Kelly



   
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