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The Silly Captions Competition
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Stop telling me you're me from the future
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Mourinho lost his balance and was about to fall,when the tall exotic stranger in the super small shorts rushed forward to grab him...
He did not hear a word.
He did not feel his heart skip a beat...He stared transfixed and mesmerised...

Twenty metres away,messi sprouted his wings,and flew away into the night.His work here was done...




Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 years ago
Valdes - Jose, you're speeches are starting to weird people out, I'm going to have give you a breathalyzer test
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
I am so special victor, I could eat myself
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Jose - " Get your hands off my Armani or there's a dry-cleaner's receipt waiting for you tomorrow and it won't read in Spanish either, Viktorr"
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Justin Bieber Lyrics insert please    Like Baby, Baby, Oh, you can finish it off!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Hey now. You are not special enough to touch the special one...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Jose Mourinho is no Neville and Valdes is no Scholes. Period
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Cupid's little arrows strike again.... 2 mistaken shots this month, first at Man City Stadium and now here...
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Boss.... Boss, snap out of it, it was just a bad dream, your not getting the liverpool job, calm down, calm down
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 years ago
Not everyone one was angry, the company that paid Valdes to publicize their company on his shoulder got compensation for Valdes failing to show their product
Azeal (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Moments before the excitement, KISS KISS KISS KISS!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Promise me you'll be gentle...
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"The rumours about the referees taking backhanders are completely unfounded" - Sepp Blatter
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 years ago
As chaos erupts between Barca and Inter, a pickpocket spots his perfect moment as the referee is distracted
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Lucifer, I mean lucio attacks sergio, while someone performs the "monster mash" in the background
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Sergio really did not want that massage
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Tickle tickle!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
That's my drink you've got there! You have emptied it, now cough it out, cough it out!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 3 years ago
Lucio's backward attempt at the vulcan death grip
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Guys that tiago motta! Not lucio
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
This is not the right way to make him swallow his steroids...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Why don't you return my calls? I was waiting all night by the phone....In a foetal position....Sob,sob

Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
You, me, this viagra, my room, twenty minutes
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"ok ok here's your money.... You were right.... Valdes IS straight. He does not swing that way. "
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Slip this into messi's drink at half time and put him in my trunk, got it?

Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
What a stink that would cause, me and you taking over at this gaff
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Jose : " Look Figo, there's only room for one Portugeezer in the papers tomorrow. Let me write you a cheque quick and off you go. "
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
This seat isn't bolted down proper, I think I can shake it lose. You cover me while I sneak it back to the lockers...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Let this match draw. No, Let Inter win. No, no, let Barca win but we win on aggregate.... No, on the other hand, let's just shut up and watch the match...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Jose: 'If he doesn't stop playing that damn harmonica I'm gonna' jam it up his arse'
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Its good stuff. From Colombia. How much you want?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I think I just farted...
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Police Academy 9: Back on the Pitch





Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"hmmm, nice move. Now lets see what happens if I do this!"
Captivated by what he observed, schwensteiger proceeded to pinch and punch the two balls in a different order to see what more bastos did
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Birds syndrome caused him to think for a minute he was a flamingo -"out of my way, I'm going to take off!"

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 years ago
Paralysing players was something the UEFA hadn't had to consider when writing the rulebook. In the end, Schweinsteiger was given a caution
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Bastian sticks one in without any warning. Who said kinky German porn wasn't mainstream?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
The Lyon defence had never dealt with this much work-related stress
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
He does that watching too many kung fu movies, not knowing moments later it would lead to a serious groin injury...
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 3 years ago
Picture #1. Wait I'm not ready!
Picture #2. Do you want to press charges?
Picture #3. Nine months later the stork prepares to drop off the new baby to the loving couple
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Karate kid 3? The action moves to the pitch, still starring will smiths son
Shuds (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Let me thrust my manboobs into your face louis
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
In which part of my contract did it say you can tie me up and kiss me?
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
High flying defender with the mask.

Tender lover without the mask.

Ahhh. Where would bayern be if not for itsgay superheroes?
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Honey!  Just cos that darn neville did it, does not mean we can come out too...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Whispers 'you spit that out and you will never play again .... That's it swallow it down'.

Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Van Gaal measures up to Jose as a motivator. Never before did a substitute take to the pitch quicker when Louis tried to slip his tongue down the player's ear
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I know muffy often does that to me back home but just because we won, you don't have to do THAT to me here, Dad!
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 3 years ago
@Matt! Ewwwwwww! LOL
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 3 years ago
Nice pullover you got there louis....
I think this is.... How you say in English, a cardigan?
I think its called meet me in the locker room in 10.
No I really think its called a card.... Oooh.
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Neville is not the only gay remaining in European Football
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I'm only going on the pitch, no need to worry
Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Go on.come within an arms length, and I'm hittin the dirt writhing in agony
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"He-he-he! Whachoo talking about Whelan? "
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Drogba: hahahahahaha Terry visited your wife too!  
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Whelan says
"your graceful eyes drive me wild.
I would love to stare into them for the rest of my life.
Didier drogba. Will you marry me? "
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
1 goal  2 goal  (No) Red goals  Blue goals.... And goals.... And goals...
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"They're coming to get you, drogba" - night of the living dreads
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Drogba takes Whelan's surrender of the game in his stride by offering his hand for a medieval submissive kiss
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Smell my fingers
Gonners (Arsenal) 3 years ago
See the hand someone is pointing at Drogba : ((hey ref send him out he's drunk and he's hitting on Whelan))
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Drogba : Relax man, I promise not to score any goals this match...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.  Follow, follow, follow, follow,  Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Stop joking around Whelan, before I go car-azy...
Jointheazkals (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Drogba : Nah you see I'm totally fine
Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Hihi. I can see your pinky nipple
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 years ago
Drogba "haha, hahaha, oh man, Whelan you're one funny dude.... Whooo.... Sunderland, a threat for next season.... Man, hahaha"
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
You've got something right there.... Haha you fall for it every time!
Flaffl (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Drogba looked like a fool on the pitch because he smoked marijuana before the match
Shuds (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Bullying not only occured in high school, it also happened in football
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
One of us, one of us!
Shuds (Barcelona) 3 years ago
El Gladiator !
Gonners (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Who said numbers beat courage
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
A game of piggy in the middle
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
I want his shirtttt, no its mine, no mine I say
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Zlatan: Ball! You got to get out of here! I'll hold them off, but you gotta' roll! Roll ball!

Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Zlatan shows Spain a glimpse of just what he learned to do, in Italy
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
After several slaps on the back Zlatan finally coughed up the ball
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
The men in white coats finally restrain a struggling inmate
Amror123 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Zlatan: LOOK! The balls talking to me! NO leave me! I want to hear it speak! O_o
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Zlatan : I am not the ball, that's the ball!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Eat that thing, eat that!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Have a heart, guys.... I have not touch the ball the entire game, just one touch pleezzzz...
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
The hippy gypsy had too much to smoke and reacted accordingly when the bandits were trying to steal his crystal ball
Jointheazkals (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Xerez 3-1 Barca
Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 years ago
Zlatan wasn't going anywhere, he was going to get his birthday bumps, whether he wanted them or not
Shuds (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Torres3003 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
The french ref barely knows english
Ref: "calm down alright"
Benitez:" f.... K.... F"
Ref:'alright"
Benitez: "you're so ugly"
Ref: " alright"
Benitez: "go to hell"
Ref: 'alright"
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
No, we can't call the game because Torres is injured.

No we can't reschedule.

No, you can't bring on a 4th sub.

No, keepers have to play in position.

No, we know you didn't leave the oven on, you're not leaving
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
("That's right Harry.... Distract him while I slip my number in his back pocket.... There you go Raf. We will see each other soon. ")
Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
The highlight of this pic is not benitez nor the 2 official. Its the man holding camera btween benitz and the balded head
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
The blurry midget terminator inched a little closer to Benitez crotch
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Rafa, what the hell do you mean? You and your officials want to book a table for 5, do I look like a fat spanish waiter or something?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Ok ref, I apologise. Shouldn't have thrown it at you. Can I have my psp back?
Ntruf (Lille) 3 years ago
Benitez asking the ref if he accepts his commission in Euros for 2nd leg...
Gonners (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ref: can I get your autograph sir      Benitez: sure you can      Other ref: I want a autogrph too
Gonners (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Its ok sir its a protocol here to check coachs for weapons
Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
This is a commercial picture of a barber shop. Providing option for customers to choose perfect hair styles. Whether smartly trimmed hair, half bold hair or complete bold hair. Your choice
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Rafa's plans of a future and a change of profession included rounding up the refs and asking them how they did it
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
For the last time sir. I am not red carding anyone in their team. Not even if you do THAT to me
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Rafa gears up for his Juventus gig by holding close talks with the referees.

BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Ref to Rafa : Don't be like the kettle calling the pot black, you are balding too!
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
   Not shopped
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Gerrard-somebody winked at meeee
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Steve: Well, this is Deja vu, isn't it?
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
While you're down there
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Typical scouser, imagine stealing the laces out of your best mates boots
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Let's go one better than Scholesy and Neville....

BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
No way your pee wee is larger than my pee G
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Where the hell is the captain when you are looking for him!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Hey there!Long time no see? How's things hangin' around?
Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Just wait. The erection is coming
Gonners (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I wonder who got a bigger one you or rooney - after lookin- haha I guess rooney is bigger
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
You really let yourself go 'Lil Carragher'!
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Inter-Scouse relations just got better and got a poster for it too
Moussinho (Valencia) 3 years ago
There's nothing there!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
 
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
When ass grabbing goes wrong
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Messi was fuming when he came off the bus because iceland made him travel in less style and comfort so he decided to let out his furious anger on samuel with a ninja-kick. -"that's how I feel about travelling 100's of miles in semi-luxury, bitch!"
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Not even Messi could counter Mourinho's little-person potion
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Messi: Put your hand on my ass and I will assume your head as football :\
Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Messi="I'm kicking your head because I can't see any different between your head and the ball"
Threkstari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Messi=Chuck Norris?
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Ouch.... !. Things are about to turn messi
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
While trying to mount his parrot upon his shoulder, as was his habit, Samuel accidentally grabbed the incorrect brightly-colored bird
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
This pic finally explained how Samuel was puzzled feeling 5 mysterious stud-like imprints at the back of his head after the game.

Senthil (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Due to glare of baldness he kick the head instead of ball
Amror123 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Messi, skill and attribution. Keep the your in the game
Ntruf (Lille) 3 years ago
Messi didn't score for a whole 30 min.... That's too much he's pissed
Gonners (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I told you I'm good at other sports too - kung fo-
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Throwing Messi at the ball proved to be a bit more challenging than Samuel thought considering how small he is
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago



Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Man in the crowd: I have explosive diarhhoea everybody!  Chamakh: Shiiiiiiittt!
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
- come here son and give your biological father a big hug! Chamakh: (thinks: s**t, how did that alcoholic mess find me? He can't even find his own johnson) - I told you to stay away from me, is the money I'm sending you not enough?!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
HE TOOK MY wallet!    No I didn't! Liar! Ah my knee! *dives*
Ntruf (Lille) 3 years ago
The man in the back is already crying cause he knows this guy is gone at the end of the season...
Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Like father, like son
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
You never know true agony until a ball bursts through the net and embeds itself into your chest.

Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Get off my grass
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Jose: That's right, Javier, right to me!   " Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali!"  *Rips heart out*  
2choices (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Tighter Zanetti, I want him to feel your balls on him!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"goddamn! Look at them titties!" said Mourinho to the boy in flourescent orange
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Jose caught on camera explaining how he keeps Eto'o and Milito 'happy' at the same time.

Lutheking (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Giant mourinho hungry for the ball. I mean, ballS
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Let me touch you! Giggedy-giggedy-goo!
Android (FC Sankt Pauli) 3 years ago
Kamehamehaaaa
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Mourinho licks his lips as he prepares to move his hands 20 inches lower
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Júlio César may be good at catching soccer balls. Personally, I prefer golf balls
Juanimus (Inter Milan) 3 years ago
HAHAHAAHA THIS IS GREATTT
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Let me squeeze them titties boy
Torres3003 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"I wanna squeeze your big balls"
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Jose's image dies with this picture caption lol
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
The girl in the 5th row.... She's not related to either of you, is she?

2choices (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Whose scar is better looking Mine or Tevez?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"Go ahead.... Tell me I'm beautiful.... It's not so hard is it? "
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
So boys you've been told about the shower room initiation?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Look, boys.... My room tonight for some wildies, then we kick Lyon all the way back to France. Van Gaal's joining us
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Behold my 10inch steel pipe, magnificent isn't it? (guy on the left) ohh yes.... Mm.... (guy on the right) my turn to get a closer look, franck. (guy at the back thinks).... If they only knew.... I'd tell them to run before it's too late. Oh god - why me!? Whyy.... I'll never be able to make love again
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 3 years ago
"Damm I thought I was ugly!" "Miraslov come here a second ya gotta' get a load of these two!"
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 3 years ago
Ribery smirking.... "Hey look Klose, I found Forrest Whittaker and Vanilla Ice!"
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
When I mentioned your noses to the guys, it wasn't really me making fun of you.... It was more like.... Yeah, I know a pig-nosed and point-nosed guy.... Don't be so offended jeesh!
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"Non" means "oui"
Shuds (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago
I'm sorry I just have to tie it in....


Neville isn't on the pitch man, put your arm down!

Once again I apologize....
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Boss, boss, look at my boot, I stood right in a dog Messi.

ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Sergio, do YOU think my breath smells? Uh oh, don't look don't look! Messi is coming...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Pep: "hehe I shouldn't have eaten that last pack of potato chips hehe"  Sergio: "ha ha yes"
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Boss your gonna' have to pack the pre match garlic in, or give us our instructions through a loud speaker
Flaffl (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Some people think Jens Lehmann's in the stands, pissing on something
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Pep :" Didn't you get the memo to pack your flossing kit and brush? First you stink up the bus for a whole 14 hours and now you stench up the pitch. OUT ! "
2choices (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Pep "haha, Wenger bet me that Arsenal will run wild and beat us and he'll stop making excuses haha I know he's going to lose both bets haha"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Pep: "Your moonwalk needs some help Sergio.... "  Sergio: "Mierda.... "
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Pep: '.... The agent says "my god! What do you call this act!" The dad replies "The Aristocrats!".... Eh eh!
Myself (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Guardiola: Come here Sergio  Sergio: ooh, which one of you did that?!  Guardiola: you smelt it, you dealt it!
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 3 years ago
"Sergio! I think he just crapped his pants!"
RedDevils4Eva (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Pep and Sergio: "Keita shut your stinking mouth for god's sake ! "
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Josep guardiola giggles as he lets one go, his players arent to happy about it, sergio busquets gets hit by the odor as he approaches the bench keita's eyes water as he stands in disbelief
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Whos the tinkerman now?
Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Gary neville's post match celebrations sweep europe
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
An extra-friendly facepalm in Rome. Claudio Ran-with it
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Your lips looked like the old lady's and she's down with a mouth infection. So, if you don't mind...
Gunners11vP (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Shhhh, let me tell you a secret
[account-removed] 3 years ago
I can smell it in your breath you c*nt.... It was you who drank my milkshake !
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"You smell like fish and I LOVE it.... "    "I know you do. "



   
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