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The Silly Captions Competition
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Preview picture of the 2022 world cup held on the north pole...
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
More entertaining than Slovenia - Algeria, anyway
ManUK (Manchester United) 3 years ago
There where more goals scored definitely
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
The flying V strikes again. Well minus the flying bit at least
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
"Kids! Come on, your hot dogs are getting cold! We didn't slaughter 17 puppies for fun!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
South Korea's Penguin FC formation : 0-7-0
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
As the match gets played behind them, some fans can't help but greedily watch the half time buffet
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Quite a partisan crowd give the players the bird
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Even Japan's u-12p squad complained about the Jubulani's unpredictable nature


Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
No need to look, I'll tell you - its mistletoe
ManUK (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I reach as high as possible after the John Terry incident
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
You have such beautiful eyes.    
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
"You smell that you little Serb? That is the smell of authority!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Don't look at me like that.... It's just a red card, not a death penalty
MariusV (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Go on, try and argue with me b*t*h
Rob12 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Lukovic I am GOD, and you're just a simple player now get offf
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
 Dunga
Rob12 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I can see my face in my shoes, thank god I dropped ronaldhino or I be seening his ugly mug shot in them
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Ohh no, I think i've stepped in some dunga.    
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Oh no I think dunga stepped in some kaka
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Damn I wore brown shoes with white socks. I thought these were black back in the hotel
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Hmmm, now let me dig those marbles in my pocket to see who gets substituted next...
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Oh I just love playing pocket pool
Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago
Dunga has always been paranoid about his small feet- you know what they say about small feet...
LyverBird (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Maybe there is some big thing between them?
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Well you have all heard of richard the lion heart, well this is plain richard, "the old fart"....come on england.... !
Rob12 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I look like a idiot, what about Robert Green
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
This man was fighting the crusades last time England had a decent defence
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
After 900 years, the last Templars have forsaken their mission to recapture Jerusalem and found solace in the simpler things of life
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Drinking water from the Holy Grail kept this man around for the last one millennium hoping to see England lift the trophy for the second time......


ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Richard:
Green's sleeves, you do me wrong,
To cast off balls discourteously.
For I made you my #1,
But you let the yanks gain a draw from me
MariusV (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Here's a good one I found on the internet, just thought i'd share it with you.


Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
No, the balls have not crossed the line completely


Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Dude, is that a tramp stamp?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Yes, your dragon makes it look much more manly than my butterfly
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Say, "AAAhhhhh.... "
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
No, stop, I asked to check your ring - I meant on your finger. I'm not taping that one up
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Ref : I lost my red card and no, it's not there either...
MariusV (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Something feels really itchy down there
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
MariusV (Manchester United) 3 years ago
That's a good one, these people taking these pics must be pros of the pros....  I like the new portugal shirt, it's nice.
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
RonalDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.    Say it right you freshman!
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
No way am I signing messi.... !, I am the great ronaldo, not messi?
Rob12 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I am a twat
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
"Ji sung, is that really you? Uhhh.... Did you get taller? "
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
"You have ALL 18 Pokémon movies? AND the extras?! Whooaaa!"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Ronaldo to face potential time in jail for making inappropriate BJ jokes.

BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
One more word from you on how my legs look like chicken feet, I'll huff and puff and blow away them cap and glasses...
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 3 years ago
And he said what.... Naaha.... But then he was all like.... I am the best in the world.... I have long hair.... "
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Somere (Portmore Utd) 3 years ago
"lets play dentist"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I think those fangs will have to be removed. They looked ominously long and sharp...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Man, you sure you are not a clean-shaved werewolf?
Blueskiesahead (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"yes yes, perfect, now no matter your age you can scare any striker into shooting wide. "
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
A scene from brokeback pension book.  
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Remove.... This.... Mask! I know its you!
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
You aint using your hands while I'm here
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
I suppose cruxifiction is one way one keeping the hands from moving?
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Doing some individual training for france with a personal coach
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 3 years ago
This is no time for Whose Line is it Anyway games.

For those who haven't seen it:

Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
Not this time Henry, not if I can help it!  
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Why didn't I just put my daughter at the keeper spot...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Told him to push away any balls he can't catch, but not into the net...
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
You can never get a bus when you want one, at least the kids havent wrecked the shelter.

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
"Aaargh Green, va fa Napoli eh!  Oooh, a penny! My lucky day. "
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago
"I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date" said the White Old (rabbit) from "Messi in Wonderland"
Somere (Portmore Utd) 3 years ago
" Oh s**t I can't find my stash. Where did I put it? "
Blueskiesahead (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"my two watches are set at different times... Which one is right?"

Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
And you thought fergie had a time problem, at least fergie has an idea how to work his
Rob12 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Wow I forgot how awesome I am
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Asymmetrical Maradona
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Thirty years of cocaine residue kicked in at once
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Now what am I going to do with that Robert Green signed jersey....

Blueskiesahead (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Uncle paul should never have retired from international play...
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Paul scholes regrets not going to the world cup, looks the ps3 tonight again paul
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 3 years ago
What's got you down, lil' Rooney?    Aww we can't find a goalkeeper anywhere in England....
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
It's not always like on the Xbox, kid
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Waka waka! Hey hey...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Robin practices his pole dance routine in preparation for the World Cup after-party!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I wonder if the post is nailed to the ground?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
I know the Dutch team love to entertain the crowd, but.... Isn't this too much?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Maybe I can widen the base and take more low shots. The jabulani's seem to be floating very high this time around...
Moussinho (Valencia) 3 years ago
RVP: so then I just sit in the bathroom and do it just like this.    Vdv: Hey coach! Come take a look at this!
Ciankc (Manchester United) 3 years ago
No I'm just warming up...
Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago
In this latest rendition of hide-and-seek, van Persie attempts to lift the post in a bid to hide inside
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Whys rvp training as if their next games against the poles, he must be planning on strangling one?
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Van persie misunderstood his team suggesting going Dutch on a pole dancer.

Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
Van Persie has finally found a way to distract his teammates from the vuvuzuelas infernal sound
Ben (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Fabio: shut up you two!!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Becks and Rio looking on the bright side of life
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"Do you think England will pull through without the both of us?" They laughed.

Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Sometimes an injuries a blessing rio, at least we won't get it in the neck when the papers hit the streets.... Hahahahaha, hehehe
Blueskiesahead (Chelsea) 3 years ago
".... And american's think findley is a good player"
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing here either! Shut up and grin
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Rio: "So in the dressing room I quickly replaced Rob's gloves with my wife's mittens"
Shuds (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Arron (Arsenal) 3 years ago
I wish Scot Carson was here...
Gomlee (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I wonder if I keep as low as possible if i'll blend in with the grass and disappear.

Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Johnson: I told you he had a fake english accent! That man is american!
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Maybe if I stay like this no one will see me?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Environmental friendly keeper with green fingers...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 3 years ago
It's not my fault, the ball's alive!
Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago
Southwest's newest posterboy for its commercial tag-line: "Want to get away? "
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
He would look well munching grass in a field, what a goat.... !
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
English goalkeeper not finished with Salah evening prayer - goal dismissed
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Arron (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Don't worry Green, at least your be safe on the bench next game when I'm playing
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Where the calamity trio, a sadder version of the 3 musketeers
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Hart:i told you not to take tips from james
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Green: it was all his fault....He(james) told me if I did it ...It would look funny!

Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Hart, you ok robert, do you need me to carry your bottle incase you drop it?
Blueskiesahead (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"it's ok rob, at least one of us four haven't made a mistake to cost us dearly.... "



   
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