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The Silly Captions Competition
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
The Village People try to make a comeback. Unfortunately their opening concert held in South Africa was completely drowned out by vuvuzela's
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
"the blue oyster club", usa supporters club on tour
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Macho macho mennn, usa want to play like macho menn
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Some rugby fans mistakenly go to a football match.  
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Nobody watches marvel heroes during this period. So advertising in a middle of the wc is the best possible solution...
Charliehenry (Arsenal youth) 6 years ago
YMCA its fun to stay at the World cup S A
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Footwood @ southafrica
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
James: Errr, Frank, if you have to go, just go man. Running around with a brown stain in your pants is even more embarrassing than what happened to Rob
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Dude when Capello told you to focus on the match he.... Oh forget it
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Fiddle dee dee potatoes!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Do you smell that, Frank? Pies.... Stadium's located next to the biggest bakery in the country...
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Come on Frank, give me a kiss!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Dave.... !, what do you think of my poker face? .... Ehh, good or what?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Tell me what you think David, I'm all chin...
Barracuda (Manchester United) 6 years ago
David : Your fat  
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Ok ok you can be terry ill be bridges wife...
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 6 years ago
Now be quiet before my mom hear's us!
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Terry: Am not coming with you, your hairstyle reminds me of Glen Johnson
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
James: I'll teach you not to sleep with other people's wives!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Terry : .... And I pray for England to win this game and qualify for the next round....
James : Hey John, get up! The game began 3 minutes ago!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Terry upset to learn that even though Capello relaxed the rules a bit, they're still not allowed WAGs in the hotel...
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I really feel sorry for what i've done to wayne and now I accept the punishment
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Somere (Portmore Utd) 6 years ago
Messi- I don't think that what they mean by contact sport
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
The greek player helping messi get rid of his "pulgas"
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 6 years ago
Dude change your number to 12!
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Greek: Doesn't feel as tricky as you are!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Everyone wants Messi's babies!
Gomlee (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Just checking if whats downstairs is as little as your height...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
'To destroy an unstoppable force, you must destroy the source'
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The climax of Messi's World Cup
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
That will only make him try harder....  
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The greek player confirmed after the match that Messi really is the full package
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Now, that's the sort of action that will put a little smile on Messi's face which is otherwise as black as a kettle...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Greek player.... Ah ha, just as I thought, no golden balls there
Zeora (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Greek: Mine is bigger
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Greek player trying to get a grip on the beautiful game
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Economy check-in is that way, you say?  
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
I'll shake your hand if you agree to replay that match
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
I'm going to go kill myself now
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Most inappropriate place for a "pull my finger" trick...
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 6 years ago
Domeneche as Inspector Clouseau: "There is a bimm in my rrrimmmm"
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Go get Anelka and ask him to apologize then ill shake your hand
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Monsieur Domenech, we represent the French Government to have you assigned on a 2-year community service wih the Foreign Legion in the deserts of Africa for your impeccable performance this world cup. Your term begins now...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
South african manager, hey harpo marx, if you don't wanna shake my hand, gimme a honk on your vuvuzela.... Honk, honk.... !
Rob12 (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Your Fired
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago

Baywatch theme in background :


I'll be ready
Never you fear
No don't you fear
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Guys, we're 7-0 up, lets take a moment
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Turning lemons into lemonade, Ronaldo joins the teamsters. Ronaldo: Talk to my union rep I'm working here!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Ronaldo was so sure the ball was going in he just sat back and watched the goal
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The same pose on the pitch like in the Armani ad. What's next, Playgirl magazine?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 6 years ago
CR9's instinctive maneuver when he sees ladies waving cash in the crowd
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The first time Ronaldo's been on the ground without someone getting a yellow card.


Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
 
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Why not buy yourself the life size "ronaldo" garden ornament, looks great on any garden, only £800 each, or £1, 000 for the diving pose model
Rob12 (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Ref stop the game why I pose for my fans
MariusV (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Guys take a picture, no less than 10 megapixel please. Lol
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Paris didn't I tell you that ill do this next summer
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The beautiful game has never looked uglier    
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Me full of Vitamin Cccccccc!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Krakatoooaaaa!
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Sloth score goal! Raaaaarrrrr! Baby Ruth?
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Me want Baby Ruth!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The live feed for the wc2010 suddenly turned to a R-rated horror movie...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Camera Boom #1 : Quick, Frank, roll it back! Kuyt is coming and he looks horrifyingly-chipper!
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
His tape rehearsal for the new freddy kruguer movie
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Camera make Dirk angry!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
.........And the day came,Apples and Oranjes showed what they are really....

Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
He's deffo not a candidate for baywatch
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
3d displays are being returned in record numbers after "the incident" - the 9 people or so who actually owned a 3D set have gone into a life of seclusion and constant paranoia
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Police are finally getting a lead on the cause behind the recent "cracked television screen epidemic"
BigShel (Philadelphia Union) 6 years ago
Dirk's audition from lord of the rings he was chosen as the alternate for the part of Golum!
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
High Definition, Here I come! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
The viewers weren't as thrilled as Dirk kuyt was.



GeryGooner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Frankenstein : Resurection
Shuds (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Kneel before your master
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The charades game was cancelled when no-one guessed Capello was supposed to be the 'one point' England would get against Slovenia
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
"Why do I always have to bow to Capello's behind? " laments Upson...
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Cesar's last speach
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Capello : On behalf of the Queen, I will confer you with the Order of the British Empire. Provided we make it to the last 16!
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Fabio: Where is Terry? James go get him!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Capello to Green: Your next for a whoopin
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
And he wondered why no one asked any questions
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Oh don't you try and pull a france on me!
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Capello warns FIFA that they better not have a referee from Mali
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Terry,I'm watching you,get off my wife!    
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
I have your nose I have your nossee
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Their recent performances hardly warrant blowing your own vuvuzeala
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
CrisCheato celebrating with the Italian gold medal diving team
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
I've heard of blowing a nose but this is ridiculous
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The Italian team desperately try to stop their noses growing after repeatedly lying to the referee
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
De Rossi usually does this celebration at waist height


Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Bringing on Pinocchio and the Pied Piper was an inspired move by Lippi
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 6 years ago
(I was wondering when a animation like that would come out Ant)
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Now if he removes his fists and someone disfigures his face with a cricket bat he could be Gary Neville.


CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
De Rossi tried to conceal Pinochio's nose from growing after he lied to the ref about diving
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
The special forces have gone downhill, they only hit him in the leg, nice one ant, I bet you could do a compilation of these, very funny
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Haha, loving that gif Ant. Is that sniper scene from The Hurt Locker?  
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Fifa's camera's are not enough to trace our italian's diving!
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The big black robe, the toothy grin, yes, it must be the Grim Reaper of French respectability
Somere (Portmore Utd) 6 years ago
Can't touch this...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
To avoid the press, Anelka leaves Cape Town identifying himself as Stevie Wonder...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Jedi apprentice Anelka prepares to take the next starship to planet Dagobah to pursue his training with Jedi Master, Ancelloti
Rob12 (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Ah least I don't have to be embarrsed when south africa own us
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I swear that's the first time I have EVER seen anelka smile
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The normal way is to disappear TO the French foreign legion in Africa, but Anelka had to be different


CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
As he arrived in Heathrow Anelka realized his Lenny Kravitz disguise wasn't going to fool anybody
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
I'd be happy too if I were going to miss the oncoming French football implosion
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
I'm sorry sir, you're over the luggage limit, you'll have to leave your dignity and respect here
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Wow! Right on time for Wimbledon.... Life is never better
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Green wondering : really do we need to use both hands for catching the round thing...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Bring me back England's bottle! Wahhh!
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Italian to English translation: Pass pass score, just like in training! Why didn't you guys learn Italian?!
Gomlee (Manchester United) 6 years ago
I want a paycheck - this big - before I get the hell out of here....


Somere (Portmore Utd) 6 years ago
Knowing that he might lose his job after the world cup, all the players look at capello with pity
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I don't think learning them the haka's gonna' change results fabio
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Capello puts some Italian passion in his version of "The Robot Dance" as Crouch looks on worriedly...
Flaffl (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Peter crouch is worried that Capello is taking a dump on the wrong person.... When it should be two people to his left
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
A instant cure for Capello's constipation problems - watching England play....    And it always works....
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Ill show you how you guys are playing, aaaahhhhhhhhhhh than he sh*t himself
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Capello doing a Gandalf impression - "You can not PASS!"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Peter Crouch: "Eww.... This man totally needs an adult diaper.... "
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Robert Green saw something the rest of them didn't
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Crouch: Man, this is the first time I feel being tall is a disadvantage. Back off Fabio!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Capello: Okay I'm gonna' squat, and your gonna' stick one in this big!
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Are we gonna' let an Italian doing this to us english?
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
No idea why they say the Jubulani's always go high?
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Maradona enjoyed winding up his third watch before the game
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Maradona never liked those cheap, plastic Vuvuzelas...
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Fifa.com a source for all your adult pleasure and needs
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Nope, crack pot not there...
Gomlee (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Attaching bags to your testicles is a well known trick in the drug buisness to get past security, everybody was wondering why he kept reaching down his pants and licking his hands afterwards though...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
A bit of argey bargey
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Maradona readjusting the boner he got after watching Messi play
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
With all the pressure, Maradona need some assurance that it is still in prime working condition...
Rob12 (Manchester United) 6 years ago
At least my penis didn't drop off from all the coacine, ahcrap it has
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Ill show you the hand of g*d
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Pele! This is for you!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Hehe yeah Messi isn't better than me in every aspect
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Man, we scored again? Time to "change lanes"...
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
After higuain's third goal, Diego reached down his pants to jabulani


Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
I'm always best in making hand balls!
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
My personal fitness trainer teaches me the best!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
This world cup has fairly aged domenech, poor guy
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Santa throws his weight behind the French team even though they've been bad


Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
From paying for underage prostitutes to senior retirees, Ribery sure knows how to amuse himself
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Anelka's replacement proved to be the lifeblood they needed
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Zidane's disguise wasn't enough to stop France being eliminated
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Domenech's final decision as manager for France was to bring santa into the midfield as he outran Ribery for every ball. Anelka lost it!
Gomlee (Manchester United) 6 years ago
"no jubulani for you after what you did against that underaged girl, you've been a BAD BOY!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
A rare glimpse of how a 120-year old ball boy looks like...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Some shocking revelations : Santa is French, and this is what he does the rest of the year...
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Ribery: Now that Anelka is gone, I think he should play upfront
Rob12 (Manchester United) 6 years ago
I never new Santa was french or that he was Anelka replacement.... I also didn't know he was ribery type...
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 6 years ago
This is how you run away from the police as soon as you reach home.... And take your jabulani with you!
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Hey it's okay. You're not underaged.... !
Shuds (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Is it a bird? A plane? No.... It's super-roo!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
No way is that German striker regulation size!    
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Australian players: "They used to salute like this! No, like this!"  Ref: "Shut up and play"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
No, there really are a horde of bees coming...
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Put the shrimp on the barbie before it gets away!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Ref, I told you that's an alien prawn in disguise! There is no way their goalkeeper can jump so high up and cling onto the steel structure...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Look, Ref, we told you there is a sniper up there. You can tell there's one because he's the only one there holding a rifle
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
How about we all pose here like conquistadors for this photo op
Azeal (Liverpool) 6 years ago
It was a homerun, how could you miss it? There!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Komodo09 (Manchester City) 6 years ago
"Just because we tied does NOT mean you can tie any knots with my junk"
Rob12 (Manchester United) 6 years ago
A legal choke move by cole
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
The referee allowed the headlock and clothesline, but drew the line when the reverse suplex left the Algerian in a wheelchair for life
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Well the old saying is>>> if you can't beat them? .... Try and break their necks
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Algeria held England or it was England who held Algeria?


Raj (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Ashley did not take kindly to the sudden mid-game growth spurt and went b0llockstic
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 6 years ago
Ashley Cole has been forced to take extreme measures after leaving his deodorant back in London...
Ant (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Coles crotch-hand disease was getting worse
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
If England crashes out, I will take a short detour to Japan to study the art of sumo wrestling...
Asattar (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Say Uncle!
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Stop asking about Cheryl, understand?



   
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