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The Silly Captions Competition
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago


Tonight, WE DINE IN bloemfontein!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Greek braveheart? , hope they don't bare their butt's
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Greek win? This is madness!
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Funny how spartans wernt a part of Greece.... I guess a country who make up s**t like the minatour and medusa can lie about this two
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Greek economic crisis hit the travelling support really hard
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
The Greeks maybe good at defending, but carrying shields are too much!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
We are ready to defend big teams
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Spartanss.... Hip hip sani keita!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The shields were made-shift from the manhole covers stolen from downtown Athens...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Die-hard supporters getting ready to shield the Greek players from being pelted with rotten eggs and fruits from the crowd.


Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Greeces sub-bench ready to defend a draw.... (all defensive players ofcourse, as they all left their swords at home)
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Sergio Ramos (middle with the flag) shows off his greek side
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Platini's latest Houdini act- trying to flatter Blatter...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Yep, his coat will fit me one day.... Hehehe
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Platini's football-ruining android stares coldly into a dark future


Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Crapping pants make Daddy Blatter feel gooooood...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Platini double checks to see if X marks the spot where Sepp stood. Ze cunning French
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Sepp - I'm a twat. Platini - hey at least your not french
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I see you maradonna, talking all that crap, I have my eye on you.... And your hand of g*d
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Platini-What are you looking at, Sepp?    Sepp- Can't you feel money is coming to us?
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Heeey! Steroids are at my room
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The hit Argentinian boy band Maradona and the Crackettes


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Wow, a remake of the 3 amigos
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Here we go!Ale!Ale!Ale!    No Maradona, you maybe an awful dancer, but no, you are not Ricky Martin
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
"YMCA"...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wait wait don't kick off, I've only found fifty grams, not enough to last me the whole game
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Argentina new boy band the hand of god stormed the chats with there awesome touchline dance moves
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There is a reason why only blonde Colombians should stick to the Waka-Waka tune
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Despite having four watches, Maradona still didn't get to the bus on time
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Now that michael is dead, I can be the king of pop, aaaoooowwwww
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Crack van driving by...
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ohhh.... Ice cream man.... Ice cream man.... Make mine a blowcaine with some "cocktail"
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
I hear it's a lot warmer in the south of France this time of year...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Old aged pensioner bus shelter
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Some teams called for a blanket ban on vuvuzelas, some called for a blanket ban on the Jubulani, while others were happy to just snuggle up under a blanket
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The French reserves are still waiting for their shorts to dry in the rainy summer evening...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The hotel manager for the French team finally found out where the missing carpets, rugs and curtains have gone to...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That's one way to smuggle underage prostitutes onto the pitch


Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The French team misses the warmth of their prostitutes
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
France is too weak in defence
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What time is the World Cup bus getting here? I'm freezing my cheating b******s off...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The French sewing circle made quite a large quilt in their allotted 90 minutes
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Shouldn't we be out there working our butts off?

Nah, it's much cozier and effortlessly to just stay put, domenech is not doing such a bad job out there for an old man.

Psst, he's scored a hat-trick, he's making us look bad.

Uhm, we are bad....

Oh, yeah.... True.

Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The one in the middle is doing something inappropriate under the blanket
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Warm legs are they key to victory boys.... Wonder where these were made.... (checks tag) Made in.... Dublin?!? Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu-
Komodo09 (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The only thing worse than a French team in a huddle is a French in a cuddle...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The French team prepare themselves for homeless cold nights back home
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
No wonder they are playing like grannies
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Snuggies apparently haven't been well publicized in france.


GeryGooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hey, are our pants already here? It's cold, man
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The North Koreans paid Chinese Henrys to support them.

Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hometime for Henry
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What is it with mexicans and masks?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
As a substitute, Henry took time to distribute free face masks to all the spectators in order to regain his popularity...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
These Irish fans need a better guise
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Henry and Enrique at the match that tested their loyalty to each other....
Henry: I love you Enrique but I wanna win.... Zut alors
Enrique: Aye caramba, you handballed your way into the World Cup ese.... Te odio :S
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Greene: So you grasp the ball with both hands?    
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is why I'm number one on firday and you've been dropped
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I'm only gonna' show you this once rob, so pay attention
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Green: Did you see that?!? He stopped it! Woah.
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You're doing it wrong Dave, you slap it backwards and crawl after it on all fours like a baby
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Make sure you spit generously, rub it thoroughly onto the gloves and the ball is sure to stick to them like this...
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago
James: Look Robert, and you too Joe, this is how to catch a ball !
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wow, maybe if I plait my hair I'll be a better keeper...
Komodo09 (Manchester City) 4 years ago
So that's how you catch a ridiculously slow moving ball!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ok David, we don't actually have to do the moon-walk after the save do we?
Ltm017 4 years ago
Green: " Okay I got that now how about when it rolls towards you.... What then? "

Hart: "I don't want to see you do this I'm better"
Mowtv (Arsenal) 4 years ago
There is improvements england keepers can hold the ball know
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
After Sani Kaita's outstanding performance as a jackass, Nigeria's charades team took the lead over Greece after their keeper displayed a fine rendition of an ostrich with its head in the sand
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Bent over and waiting for the grease, I mean greece.... Ahemm
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
If I lay here and pretend to be injuried maybe the ref will somehow disallow the goal it worked for Argentina in 1998
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Enyeama does his best Green impression...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
By emulating Green, he hopes that his manager will be more forgiving than Capello...
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
And the jabulani collects yet another goalkeepers soul to its collection.

Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This WC is weird....  Annoying Vuvuzelas, Giant Gorillas....
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona was quite dismayed when he was told he couldn't field a team of 11 strikers
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wow! I didn't realize all these years I can lift my right foot this high
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Do you reckon he's kicking his habit?, 'cause I can't see anything else......Snort.

Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
God Messi you're suppose to kick a ball like this. I've done over 5million grams of cocaine and I'm still better than you
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona senses another ninja journalist sneaking in for an interview
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Goal of the Century in wc1986 will never happen again for you this lifetime. So, illustrate and bring back those glorious moments, Mr. Maradona!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Maradona upset that the white powder on the touchlines is not the powder he is used to
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Doing the arsene wenger kick the bottle when you are down impression....


Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
High out of his mind he was trying to kick the invincible ball
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The three englands goalkeepers look skywards in search of heavenly advice, is this how its done?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The one on the left looks a bit dodgy
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
English keepers repeat: this is the ball, the ball is my friend, I shall not be afraid of the ball, and ill never let it go...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Finally Capello comes up with a workable solution, a 4-3-1 formation with three keepers.

Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
See Green it's not that hard to catch a ball
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The English keepers are trying very hard to prove the press wrong after being taunted as "The 3 blind mice"...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
THIERRY HENRY BLAH BLAH
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gods of football, lend us your hands, for we ourselves have not hands. Lend us your judgment for we lack it. Lend us some kind of hand-eye coordination, because we lacketh. And lead Robert not into temptation to try and do something else stupid, that could further bury our chances. Let our paths be straight as the Jubulani's flight path should be.... Amen
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"In England's haste they forgot to train Green on how to stop balls that are rolling slowly at him"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's all very well, but the ball that beat green was on the deck? , someones got the communications mixed up
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Green: I think i've got the hang of it guys
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
The English goalies, seen here, pray to St. (Lev) Yashin, patron saint of goalkeepers...
Ltm017 4 years ago
James: "Become one with the ball men it is your friend.... "
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Under svens orders, they remained like this for the rest of the game, well they had to stop ronaldo some way
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Try and wink at me b***ch!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No, we don't want any hair gel fool
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"If this was a back alley Ronaldo, you'd need a whole lot of lubricant"
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
You lost boy? You in the wrong hood
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
If we were in Jail you'd be my bitch
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Try and put the ball through my legs again!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ronaldo putting the "ivory" in Ivory Coast.......


Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ivory coast is good in attacking portgual's mid!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Why don't you return my calls? I'm angry...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Toad's Japanese cousin, ヒキガエル, well-known for his role in Dr. Mario's Herb House
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Theres definetly herbs of some description smoked in that pic, a new novelty pipe maybe?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
In an effort to silence the vuvuzelas, Fifa has turned to Herby the happy shroom to encourage folk to purchase a fixture for their vuvuzelas that both mutes them and converts them into a distribution device for all Fifa approved banned-substances...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The only thing more annoying than a Vuvuzela is an ingrowing toenail playing a Vuvuzela


ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
That looks awfully infected, Ant
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
To promote their products during the WC, Durex got its mascot to attract public attention by blowing a vuvuzela. Yeah, the latest model now comes in white with a "any-colour-you-want" dot (red is highly recommended, though)...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gumby returns from a Japanese re-education camp
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I thought they said this was the {perfectly} round ball? , maybe I'm wrong and its a mis-shaped head?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The game was so lifeless even the ball went flat
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Denmark fans arrested for swapping Jabulanis with 10 pound replicas.


Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Looks like this guy loved the ball so much he had it superglued to his head
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
It was 'rush hour 3' all over again...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Honda: "You pay me 10, 000€ if I score goal, I pay you 1, 000 if you score goal? "
Samu: "Little Chinaman, you got yourself a very stupid deal. "

Eto'o had to walk back to the hotel after the game with an empty wallet
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Honda: I'm Japanese, not Chinese...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Eto'o always did have an affection for motorbikes, honda especially being a big favourite of his
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Footballs yin yang symbol never proved popular
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You score another and I'll ride you like a Honda
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Honda : From where I come from, we seldom see men with no hair except old men....

Eto'o : Really? From where I come from, we seldom see men with lion's mane except lions....
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kiss me you fool, forget the cameras this once
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You had me at herro!    
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Honda: I love your hair !  Eto'o: That proves what I heard.  Honda: What you talking about?  Eto'o: You're so NOT funny.
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Kuyt and Poulsen forgot about the ball whizzing past them as they tried going super-saiyan
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
We've had the vuvuzelas, the mexican wave, and heres the latest craze, the world cup conga, everyone form an orderly line now..., lets all do the conga, lets all do the conga....


Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The over 80's Senior world cup took some time to see its first goal
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Everybody Conga!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Smart Poulsen decides to butt-head Kuyt on the back instead of on his chest - for that, he escapes the red card...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Followers!
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Worst time for a porn flashback ever, one in each hand


Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Wow, that just works itself out now doesn't it
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant you disgusting hilarious pig
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Kudos to anyone who can say something funny about this pic without sexual content.... Lol
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dedicating his first goal to his twin sons, Klose displays the latest in goal celebration antics.... Holding a milk bottle from one hand and a rattler in the other
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ballgazer!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
One ball.... I've only got one ball, I've only got one ball! ONE BALL!  
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
I can fit 3 in there.... Three!



   
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