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The Silly Captions Competition
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Green wondering : really do we need to use both hands for catching the round thing...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Bring me back England's bottle! Wahhh!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Italian to English translation: Pass pass score, just like in training! Why didn't you guys learn Italian?!
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I want a paycheck - this big - before I get the hell out of here....


Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Knowing that he might lose his job after the world cup, all the players look at capello with pity
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I don't think learning them the haka's gonna' change results fabio
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Capello puts some Italian passion in his version of "The Robot Dance" as Crouch looks on worriedly...
Flaffl (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Peter crouch is worried that Capello is taking a dump on the wrong person.... When it should be two people to his left
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A instant cure for Capello's constipation problems - watching England play....    And it always works....
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ill show you how you guys are playing, aaaahhhhhhhhhhh than he sh*t himself
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Capello doing a Gandalf impression - "You can not PASS!"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Peter Crouch: "Eww.... This man totally needs an adult diaper.... "
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Robert Green saw something the rest of them didn't
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Crouch: Man, this is the first time I feel being tall is a disadvantage. Back off Fabio!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Capello: Okay I'm gonna' squat, and your gonna' stick one in this big!
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Are we gonna' let an Italian doing this to us english?
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No idea why they say the Jubulani's always go high?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona enjoyed winding up his third watch before the game
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Maradona never liked those cheap, plastic Vuvuzelas...
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Fifa.com a source for all your adult pleasure and needs
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nope, crack pot not there...
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Attaching bags to your testicles is a well known trick in the drug buisness to get past security, everybody was wondering why he kept reaching down his pants and licking his hands afterwards though...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
A bit of argey bargey
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona readjusting the boner he got after watching Messi play
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With all the pressure, Maradona need some assurance that it is still in prime working condition...
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
At least my penis didn't drop off from all the coacine, ahcrap it has
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ill show you the hand of g*d
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pele! This is for you!
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Hehe yeah Messi isn't better than me in every aspect
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Man, we scored again? Time to "change lanes"...
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
After higuain's third goal, Diego reached down his pants to jabulani


Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'm always best in making hand balls!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
My personal fitness trainer teaches me the best!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
This world cup has fairly aged domenech, poor guy
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Santa throws his weight behind the French team even though they've been bad


Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
From paying for underage prostitutes to senior retirees, Ribery sure knows how to amuse himself
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Anelka's replacement proved to be the lifeblood they needed
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Zidane's disguise wasn't enough to stop France being eliminated
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Domenech's final decision as manager for France was to bring santa into the midfield as he outran Ribery for every ball. Anelka lost it!
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
"no jubulani for you after what you did against that underaged girl, you've been a BAD BOY!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A rare glimpse of how a 120-year old ball boy looks like...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Some shocking revelations : Santa is French, and this is what he does the rest of the year...
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ribery: Now that Anelka is gone, I think he should play upfront
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I never new Santa was french or that he was Anelka replacement.... I also didn't know he was ribery type...
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This is how you run away from the police as soon as you reach home.... And take your jabulani with you!
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hey it's okay. You're not underaged.... !
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Is it a bird? A plane? No.... It's super-roo!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
No way is that German striker regulation size!    
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Australian players: "They used to salute like this! No, like this!"  Ref: "Shut up and play"
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
No, there really are a horde of bees coming...
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Put the shrimp on the barbie before it gets away!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ref, I told you that's an alien prawn in disguise! There is no way their goalkeeper can jump so high up and cling onto the steel structure...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Look, Ref, we told you there is a sniper up there. You can tell there's one because he's the only one there holding a rifle
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
How about we all pose here like conquistadors for this photo op
Azeal (Liverpool) 4 years ago
It was a homerun, how could you miss it? There!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Komodo09 (Manchester City) 4 years ago
"Just because we tied does NOT mean you can tie any knots with my junk"
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
A legal choke move by cole
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The referee allowed the headlock and clothesline, but drew the line when the reverse suplex left the Algerian in a wheelchair for life
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Well the old saying is>>> if you can't beat them? .... Try and break their necks
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Algeria held England or it was England who held Algeria?


Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ashley did not take kindly to the sudden mid-game growth spurt and went b0llockstic
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Ashley Cole has been forced to take extreme measures after leaving his deodorant back in London...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Coles crotch-hand disease was getting worse
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If England crashes out, I will take a short detour to Japan to study the art of sumo wrestling...
Asattar (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Say Uncle!
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Stop asking about Cheryl, understand?
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
For some players, knowing where the camera is seems to be easier than knowing where the goal is


ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Give England a smile, Wayne!

F****** s***heads go f*** a *******##@&$*#&**$....

I am going to live in a trailer park now!
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
You've probably got a better chance of scoring than me lady, and your missing both your legs
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Coleen, if your watching love, get the dinner on, we'll be home shortly.... Kiss
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
" Whaa? I'm supposed to be in 3D now. Forever and after ! Get those Sky cameras out here"
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Rooney being Rooney
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Am I walking like a shrek?
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
French media guy : Yess this will shift all the attention from our pathetic performace in the wc...
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Maybe if I pose for the cameras like ronaldo, they'll for get about my playing and focus on my looks
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Did you see my Donkey(Heskey)? He vanished half way in the second half?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Knowing Alex Ferguson is watching live somewhere, Rooney decides to put on a series of monkey looks in front of the camera...
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
F*** S***!
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Not after tonights display lads, even shrek rubbed your noses in it
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
I call this one "Wishful thinking"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hold on tight to it guys, it might be another fifty years
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
England's starting 11 according to Algeria    
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This team have a better chance of winning the world cup
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After the game, the fan threw away the cup and held on to the more relevant replica
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
The background audio transcript read like this.... (crowd singing) God save our gracious.... (whistle blows - game ends 0-0) Boooo!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Child on the left- Eeeeeewwwwwww! Shrek- Hey kid get your hand outta' my butt?!
Mowtv (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ya looks like a very likely possibility that england will suddenly be invincible and hold the WC
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A voodoo shrek doll of Rooney explains how his performance against Algeria was manipulated by a fan whose football knowledge is confined to only playing the XBox...
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Mmm rooney is playing more like donkey than shrek
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
English fans celebrating winning their World Cup win.... In Bizarro world
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago


Tonight, WE DINE IN bloemfontein!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Greek braveheart? , hope they don't bare their butt's
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Greek win? This is madness!
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Funny how spartans wernt a part of Greece.... I guess a country who make up s**t like the minatour and medusa can lie about this two
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Greek economic crisis hit the travelling support really hard
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
The Greeks maybe good at defending, but carrying shields are too much!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
We are ready to defend big teams
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Spartanss.... Hip hip sani keita!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The shields were made-shift from the manhole covers stolen from downtown Athens...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Die-hard supporters getting ready to shield the Greek players from being pelted with rotten eggs and fruits from the crowd.


Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Greeces sub-bench ready to defend a draw.... (all defensive players ofcourse, as they all left their swords at home)
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Sergio Ramos (middle with the flag) shows off his greek side
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Platini's latest Houdini act- trying to flatter Blatter...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Yep, his coat will fit me one day.... Hehehe
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Platini's football-ruining android stares coldly into a dark future


Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Crapping pants make Daddy Blatter feel gooooood...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Platini double checks to see if X marks the spot where Sepp stood. Ze cunning French
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Sepp - I'm a twat. Platini - hey at least your not french
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I see you maradonna, talking all that crap, I have my eye on you.... And your hand of g*d
GeryGooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Platini-What are you looking at, Sepp?    Sepp- Can't you feel money is coming to us?
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Heeey! Steroids are at my room
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The hit Argentinian boy band Maradona and the Crackettes


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Wow, a remake of the 3 amigos
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Here we go!Ale!Ale!Ale!    No Maradona, you maybe an awful dancer, but no, you are not Ricky Martin
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
"YMCA"...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wait wait don't kick off, I've only found fifty grams, not enough to last me the whole game
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Argentina new boy band the hand of god stormed the chats with there awesome touchline dance moves
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There is a reason why only blonde Colombians should stick to the Waka-Waka tune
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Despite having four watches, Maradona still didn't get to the bus on time
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Now that michael is dead, I can be the king of pop, aaaoooowwwww
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Crack van driving by...
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ohhh.... Ice cream man.... Ice cream man.... Make mine a blowcaine with some "cocktail"
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
I hear it's a lot warmer in the south of France this time of year...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Old aged pensioner bus shelter
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Some teams called for a blanket ban on vuvuzelas, some called for a blanket ban on the Jubulani, while others were happy to just snuggle up under a blanket
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The French reserves are still waiting for their shorts to dry in the rainy summer evening...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The hotel manager for the French team finally found out where the missing carpets, rugs and curtains have gone to...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That's one way to smuggle underage prostitutes onto the pitch


Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The French team misses the warmth of their prostitutes
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
France is too weak in defence
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What time is the World Cup bus getting here? I'm freezing my cheating b******s off...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
The French sewing circle made quite a large quilt in their allotted 90 minutes
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Shouldn't we be out there working our butts off?

Nah, it's much cozier and effortlessly to just stay put, domenech is not doing such a bad job out there for an old man.

Psst, he's scored a hat-trick, he's making us look bad.

Uhm, we are bad....

Oh, yeah.... True.

Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The one in the middle is doing something inappropriate under the blanket
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Warm legs are they key to victory boys.... Wonder where these were made.... (checks tag) Made in.... Dublin?!? Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu-
Komodo09 (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The only thing worse than a French team in a huddle is a French in a cuddle...
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The French team prepare themselves for homeless cold nights back home
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
No wonder they are playing like grannies
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Snuggies apparently haven't been well publicized in france.


GeryGooner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hey, are our pants already here? It's cold, man
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
The North Koreans paid Chinese Henrys to support them.

Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hometime for Henry
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What is it with mexicans and masks?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
As a substitute, Henry took time to distribute free face masks to all the spectators in order to regain his popularity...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
These Irish fans need a better guise
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Henry and Enrique at the match that tested their loyalty to each other....
Henry: I love you Enrique but I wanna win.... Zut alors
Enrique: Aye caramba, you handballed your way into the World Cup ese.... Te odio :S
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Greene: So you grasp the ball with both hands?    
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is why I'm number one on firday and you've been dropped
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I'm only gonna' show you this once rob, so pay attention
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Green: Did you see that?!? He stopped it! Woah.
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You're doing it wrong Dave, you slap it backwards and crawl after it on all fours like a baby
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Make sure you spit generously, rub it thoroughly onto the gloves and the ball is sure to stick to them like this...
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago
James: Look Robert, and you too Joe, this is how to catch a ball !
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wow, maybe if I plait my hair I'll be a better keeper...
Komodo09 (Manchester City) 4 years ago
So that's how you catch a ridiculously slow moving ball!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Ok David, we don't actually have to do the moon-walk after the save do we?
Ltm017 4 years ago
Green: " Okay I got that now how about when it rolls towards you.... What then? "

Hart: "I don't want to see you do this I'm better"
Mowtv (Arsenal) 4 years ago
There is improvements england keepers can hold the ball know
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
After Sani Kaita's outstanding performance as a jackass, Nigeria's charades team took the lead over Greece after their keeper displayed a fine rendition of an ostrich with its head in the sand
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Bent over and waiting for the grease, I mean greece.... Ahemm
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
If I lay here and pretend to be injuried maybe the ref will somehow disallow the goal it worked for Argentina in 1998
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Enyeama does his best Green impression...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
By emulating Green, he hopes that his manager will be more forgiving than Capello...
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
And the jabulani collects yet another goalkeepers soul to its collection.

Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This WC is weird....  Annoying Vuvuzelas, Giant Gorillas....
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona was quite dismayed when he was told he couldn't field a team of 11 strikers
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wow! I didn't realize all these years I can lift my right foot this high
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Do you reckon he's kicking his habit?, 'cause I can't see anything else......Snort.

Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
God Messi you're suppose to kick a ball like this. I've done over 5million grams of cocaine and I'm still better than you
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona senses another ninja journalist sneaking in for an interview
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Goal of the Century in wc1986 will never happen again for you this lifetime. So, illustrate and bring back those glorious moments, Mr. Maradona!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Maradona upset that the white powder on the touchlines is not the powder he is used to
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Doing the arsene wenger kick the bottle when you are down impression....


Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
High out of his mind he was trying to kick the invincible ball



   
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