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The Silly Captions Competition
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This WC is weird....  Annoying Vuvuzelas, Giant Gorillas....
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona was quite dismayed when he was told he couldn't field a team of 11 strikers
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wow! I didn't realize all these years I can lift my right foot this high
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Do you reckon he's kicking his habit?, 'cause I can't see anything else......Snort.

Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
God Messi you're suppose to kick a ball like this. I've done over 5million grams of cocaine and I'm still better than you
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maradona senses another ninja journalist sneaking in for an interview
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Goal of the Century in wc1986 will never happen again for you this lifetime. So, illustrate and bring back those glorious moments, Mr. Maradona!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Maradona upset that the white powder on the touchlines is not the powder he is used to
Oh2bagunner (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Doing the arsene wenger kick the bottle when you are down impression....


Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
High out of his mind he was trying to kick the invincible ball
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The three englands goalkeepers look skywards in search of heavenly advice, is this how its done?
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The one on the left looks a bit dodgy
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
English keepers repeat: this is the ball, the ball is my friend, I shall not be afraid of the ball, and ill never let it go...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Finally Capello comes up with a workable solution, a 4-3-1 formation with three keepers.

Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
See Green it's not that hard to catch a ball
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The English keepers are trying very hard to prove the press wrong after being taunted as "The 3 blind mice"...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
THIERRY HENRY BLAH BLAH
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gods of football, lend us your hands, for we ourselves have not hands. Lend us your judgment for we lack it. Lend us some kind of hand-eye coordination, because we lacketh. And lead Robert not into temptation to try and do something else stupid, that could further bury our chances. Let our paths be straight as the Jubulani's flight path should be.... Amen
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"In England's haste they forgot to train Green on how to stop balls that are rolling slowly at him"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's all very well, but the ball that beat green was on the deck? , someones got the communications mixed up
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Green: I think i've got the hang of it guys
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
The English goalies, seen here, pray to St. (Lev) Yashin, patron saint of goalkeepers...
Ltm017 4 years ago
James: "Become one with the ball men it is your friend.... "
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Under svens orders, they remained like this for the rest of the game, well they had to stop ronaldo some way
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Try and wink at me b***ch!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No, we don't want any hair gel fool
Zosoholeh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"If this was a back alley Ronaldo, you'd need a whole lot of lubricant"
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
You lost boy? You in the wrong hood
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
If we were in Jail you'd be my bitch
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Try and put the ball through my legs again!
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Ronaldo putting the "ivory" in Ivory Coast.......


Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ivory coast is good in attacking portgual's mid!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Why don't you return my calls? I'm angry...
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Toad's Japanese cousin, ヒキガエル, well-known for his role in Dr. Mario's Herb House
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Theres definetly herbs of some description smoked in that pic, a new novelty pipe maybe?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
In an effort to silence the vuvuzelas, Fifa has turned to Herby the happy shroom to encourage folk to purchase a fixture for their vuvuzelas that both mutes them and converts them into a distribution device for all Fifa approved banned-substances...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The only thing more annoying than a Vuvuzela is an ingrowing toenail playing a Vuvuzela


ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
That looks awfully infected, Ant
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
To promote their products during the WC, Durex got its mascot to attract public attention by blowing a vuvuzela. Yeah, the latest model now comes in white with a "any-colour-you-want" dot (red is highly recommended, though)...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Gumby returns from a Japanese re-education camp
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I thought they said this was the {perfectly} round ball? , maybe I'm wrong and its a mis-shaped head?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The game was so lifeless even the ball went flat
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Denmark fans arrested for swapping Jabulanis with 10 pound replicas.


Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Looks like this guy loved the ball so much he had it superglued to his head
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
It was 'rush hour 3' all over again...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Honda: "You pay me 10, 000€ if I score goal, I pay you 1, 000 if you score goal? "
Samu: "Little Chinaman, you got yourself a very stupid deal. "

Eto'o had to walk back to the hotel after the game with an empty wallet
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Honda: I'm Japanese, not Chinese...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Eto'o always did have an affection for motorbikes, honda especially being a big favourite of his
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Footballs yin yang symbol never proved popular
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You score another and I'll ride you like a Honda
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Honda : From where I come from, we seldom see men with no hair except old men....

Eto'o : Really? From where I come from, we seldom see men with lion's mane except lions....
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kiss me you fool, forget the cameras this once
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You had me at herro!    
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Honda: I love your hair !  Eto'o: That proves what I heard.  Honda: What you talking about?  Eto'o: You're so NOT funny.
Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Kuyt and Poulsen forgot about the ball whizzing past them as they tried going super-saiyan
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
We've had the vuvuzelas, the mexican wave, and heres the latest craze, the world cup conga, everyone form an orderly line now..., lets all do the conga, lets all do the conga....


Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The over 80's Senior world cup took some time to see its first goal
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Everybody Conga!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Smart Poulsen decides to butt-head Kuyt on the back instead of on his chest - for that, he escapes the red card...
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Followers!
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Worst time for a porn flashback ever, one in each hand


Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Wow, that just works itself out now doesn't it
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant you disgusting hilarious pig
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Kudos to anyone who can say something funny about this pic without sexual content.... Lol
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dedicating his first goal to his twin sons, Klose displays the latest in goal celebration antics.... Holding a milk bottle from one hand and a rattler in the other
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ballgazer!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
One ball.... I've only got one ball, I've only got one ball! ONE BALL!  
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
I can fit 3 in there.... Three!
Shuds (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Sweet Jesus an aliens head just appeared
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Followed by a red card?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tim Cahill uses his famous anti-gravity spell to control the ball. The Germans had to take drastic measures to stop him as they were caught in the forcefield
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
The german luftwaffe hasnt lost its firepower, ask tim cahill
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The Germans don't like anyone doing the YMCA.    
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The eagles have landed.... On top of an Australian
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Capello let in a bunch of children on the training ground to inspire Green. "See? One hand on each side of the ball, now you try.... "
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Eight years after World Cup 2002 Korea/Japan, Thierry Henrys kids start looking for daddy.


Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
FOOTball of the future
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Future goalkeeper prospects for England
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Wenger was pleased with what he saw when the scout returned with his report and pictures of possible replacements for Almunia
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The Rory Delap Football School
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Angelina Jolie's version of a buffet...
Sargentoblanco (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Look mommy I'm just like that french guy henry!
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Preview picture of the 2022 world cup held on the north pole...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
More entertaining than Slovenia - Algeria, anyway
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
There where more goals scored definitely
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The flying V strikes again. Well minus the flying bit at least
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"Kids! Come on, your hot dogs are getting cold! We didn't slaughter 17 puppies for fun!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
South Korea's Penguin FC formation : 0-7-0
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
As the match gets played behind them, some fans can't help but greedily watch the half time buffet
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Quite a partisan crowd give the players the bird
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Even Japan's u-12p squad complained about the Jubulani's unpredictable nature


Anfieldhero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No need to look, I'll tell you - its mistletoe
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I reach as high as possible after the John Terry incident
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You have such beautiful eyes.    
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
"You smell that you little Serb? That is the smell of authority!"
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Don't look at me like that.... It's just a red card, not a death penalty
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Go on, try and argue with me b*t*h
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Lukovic I am GOD, and you're just a simple player now get offf
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
 Dunga
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I can see my face in my shoes, thank god I dropped ronaldhino or I be seening his ugly mug shot in them
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Ohh no, I think i've stepped in some dunga.    
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh no I think dunga stepped in some kaka
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Damn I wore brown shoes with white socks. I thought these were black back in the hotel
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hmmm, now let me dig those marbles in my pocket to see who gets substituted next...
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Oh I just love playing pocket pool
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Dunga has always been paranoid about his small feet- you know what they say about small feet...
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maybe there is some big thing between them?
Gomlee (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Well you have all heard of richard the lion heart, well this is plain richard, "the old fart"....come on england.... !
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I look like a idiot, what about Robert Green
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This man was fighting the crusades last time England had a decent defence
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
After 900 years, the last Templars have forsaken their mission to recapture Jerusalem and found solace in the simpler things of life
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Drinking water from the Holy Grail kept this man around for the last one millennium hoping to see England lift the trophy for the second time......


ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Richard:
Green's sleeves, you do me wrong,
To cast off balls discourteously.
For I made you my #1,
But you let the yanks gain a draw from me
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Here's a good one I found on the internet, just thought i'd share it with you.


Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No, the balls have not crossed the line completely


Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Dude, is that a tramp stamp?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Yes, your dragon makes it look much more manly than my butterfly
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Say, "AAAhhhhh.... "
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
No, stop, I asked to check your ring - I meant on your finger. I'm not taping that one up
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ref : I lost my red card and no, it's not there either...
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Something feels really itchy down there



   
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