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The Silly Captions Competition

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

The rules are simple:

* Post your caption-worthy footy related picture, one at a time

* Reply to the post (reply to the respective image - not the thread itself) with your caption

* Winning captions/images will get a valuation bonus at the end of the month.

** Images must be somewhat recent, so to keep all the captions fresh and original.

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

So we just reply to those images with our own catchy phrases?

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Great topic

Me6666 (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Funny thread lol

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Fresh idea, keeps me coming back for more

Manukid (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Wicked topic

Fishy (Manchester United) 2 weeks ago

This is one of the funniest ideas

Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 1 week ago

As if there wasn't enough reasons to get addicted to this site.... Then you go and add this to your impressive collection of time-wasters....
You should introduce footy-tube rehab someday....

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Let's get things started:

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: Wenger, taking notes of the game...

Tom (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Wenger viewing pictures of children he took on his mobile

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 3 months ago

Wenger purchasing another "16-year-old prodigy" via phone...

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Text from Mark Hughes: "FabReGas Nexxt! Lool"

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Calculator app - whats 39m divided by 12m

Ragarsha (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Text to an youngster: Grandson, come and join tomorrows training session

Darius (St. Louis Soccer United) 3 months ago

Edit for StrikersMT28- "Wenger purchasing another 'Brasilian' "16-year-old prodigy" via phone.... "

Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 2 months ago

Jose mourinho on other end texting "shut up voyeur"

Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Caption: messaging to alex ferguson-" WE will crush man utd at the emirates stadium without taking help from any refrees

Yashan (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Thinking:"If someone calls press any button.... Where is any button? "

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Caption: How to work this thing up....! Jog Dial Phone is easier....

Grassyarse (Arsenal) 2 months ago

''Ok Fergie, let your grandchildren stay over for the weekend, I'll let you win this one. ''

Dhanasil (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Can I call fergie for help!1

Edhokati (Manchester United) 2 months ago

How many young players have I turned into stars

Mcmabu (Tottenham Hotspur) 2 months ago

Errrrrr ''but mum I can't I'm watching football''

Blooob (Liverpool) 1 month ago

A text message from the fifa Arsenal is the next one who gets banned from transfermarket

Big9al (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

He is updating his twitter.... "uhhh city are so tough and premiership also! Retire? I think I should.... " LOL

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Not ze SolCampbell again this is his 1000 message this week

Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 1 month ago

"WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS PORN SPAM TO MY EMAILLLLLL? "

AznB0b (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Arsene Wenger is like" me mum got two new grandson, time to make them a star"

Terobajey (Arsenal) 1 month ago

"I didn't see it. "

Tony (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Fergie.... !.... Where can I get one of those watches?

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

Love it are you that old that you need glasses

Ftotti (AS Roma) 3 weeks ago

I shall now take a photo of my new matching red glasses

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: Is it in or not?!Cesar literally "flies" to the rescue!

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
Cesars invisible bed makes it hard to reach the football alarm clock

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Cesar doing his best mighty mouse impression and operatic voice :Here I come to save the day !

Tony (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

I think he's drunk.... !, has he fallen off that large tin of heiniken behind him?

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

Betsie you are very weird

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: Rio arching back, Edwin with his open mouth wide, Lionel towering.... Yup that's the UCL 2009 Final...

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 3 months ago

VDS being worried for Leo, as the ball is heavier than him, and thus is panicing

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
Sir Alex laughs as his investment in a tube of superglue sees Messi, the football and crossbar all stuck together

Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Messi: how could I jump this high? Screw van der sar if this dosent go in, my head hurts!

Matt (Southampton) 3 months ago

The poison dart fired from the crowd was remarkably quick acting and effective

Theshid (Liverpool) 2 months ago

VDS : Oh my this fella can actually use his head

Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Van der sar: Oh No, I can't stop this playmaker. Hey he is scoring scoring scorrrrrrrrre

Haules (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Vds wants to kiss messi.... Ferdinand is fourious.... Vds is cheating him

JedJED (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Van der sar looks scared because he knows its going to go in, I never new van der sar screams when a shot is about to happen

Romokid777 (Barcelona) 1 month ago

VDS: I think I pooped a little

2morJim (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Run! He's gonna' blow!

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Stoppppppp what he is going to put de ball in the net but this is all wrong he is the midget. (Opens a bottle a Grolsch)

Tony (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

I reckon the barca fans tasered edwin from behind the goal

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

I love the tongue action

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

I love the tongue action

Gunner95 (Arsenal) 3 days ago

VDS can't belive that Messi just broke the gravity law

ManUK (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Rafa Dancing away

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
Quasimodo considers buying Quaresma

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Gotta' stretch before everygame...

Elucari (Liverpool) 3 months ago

WEDGIE!

Ragarsha (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Its paining after Last night

Jman008 (Manchester United) 2 months ago

I'm so sleepy

Yogan09 (Chelsea) 2 months ago

"Yawn.... This guy is nearly as boring as Fernando Torres's dancing"

Haules (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Tight panties

Incuteration (Everton) 2 months ago

Benitez: Ah! My balls are itchy

Timbo (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Oops my massive dong is hanging around me ankles again. Alonso used to get it for me awwwww

JedJED (Manchester United) 1 month ago

I thought the robot was crouches thing!

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Phew there are steel there I thought senors hicks and gillet had them too

Tony (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

You won't find your p45 up there rafa.... !

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

Now for arobics

Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 1 week ago

Little bit of standing yoga before another loss.... Should keep the Americans out of my head for atleast 90 minutes

Gunner95 (Arsenal) 3 days ago

Benitez farts and blaims it on torres

Johnbull (Millwall) 3 days ago

Bet this won't be the last time I feel a prick this season!

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Naughty snorty snort... I hope no one's noticed

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Security: "Now touch your nose and say the alphabet backwards, sir"

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: The Hand of God is now being used to scratch noses...

Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 3 months ago

"man that fart got me light headed"

Theshid (Liverpool) 2 months ago

'' oh man I miss the sniff days ''

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 2 months ago

All Hail Napoleon Bonaparte!

Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 2 months ago

Damn! That Bolivian marching powder is some good s**t...... I can't feel my face!

Manukid (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Sorry crew, me nose is itchin'.

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 2 months ago

New fugitive episode. The one armed man escapes to Argentina

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

The cops watching me, gotta' wipe off the white dust off my nose

Incuteration (Everton) 2 months ago

A nose dig a day keeps me on the headlines!

JedJED (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Maradonna crying because there going out of the world cup

Spore (Arsenal) 1 month ago

The manager NOSE everthing!

Abepaih (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Handling argentina side with one eye is piece of cake

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Man this team is beginning to stink even I can smell it despite losing my senses along time ago

Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 1 month ago

No no no its just a cold believesss meeeez

Fishy (Manchester United) 3 weeks ago

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Coaching staff: "make sure you train all parts of your body"

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Coaching staff: We must all create good relationships and chemistry with our fellow team-mates...

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

"Somebody spray a hose on him! Its happening again!"

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Bow chika bow wow

Darius (St. Louis Soccer United) 3 months ago

"I'm - too sexy for the ground.... "

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 3 months ago

Ahh, the sun is reflecting off of the grass! Quick find shelter. Ah-ha! Quickly, get under puyols hair!

Theshid (Liverpool) 2 months ago

*WINNER*
''a mouse , a mouse ! I swear I just saw one ''

DWood (Seattle Sounders) 2 months ago

"Coach always says to visualize the goal, why not the celebration? "

XxnandotorresxX (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Please don't go mr. Puyol sir, il miss your crazy locks

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Barca signs new siamese Phenom.... Piqyol!

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Look coach.... ! NO hands

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Puyol: am well that's one way of beating the defence but I think you are taking this contact sport thing a little tooo far

Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 1 month ago

Pleaseeeeeee don't tellll me you just bought kirbies great adventure youuuur THE BEST friend everrrr

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

Asualt

Thinkfink (Fulham) 3 weeks ago

Newsflash: Barca's new gaffer Mr. Peepers holds first training session. Puyol feels a little Pique'd

Fishy (Manchester United) 3 weeks ago

Young love

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

The knock out punch is coming!

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

He's down for the count! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.... He's out!

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
Congratulations, it's a baby ball.

Elucari (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Ground and pound

Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 3 months ago

"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!?!? "

Zishan07 (AC Milan) 2 months ago

HADOUKEN!

Manukid (Manchester United) 2 months ago

This is the prem not wwe!

Haules (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Matrix

Blooob (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Cought you. Tonight you're are myn

CityTillIDie (Manchester City) 1 month ago

I warned you about this LET THE cheaters WIN

Spore (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Talk about handball...

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Rio : Congratulations its a bouncing baby ball

Fishy (Manchester United) 2 weeks ago

That's inappropriate

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: Drogba: "I'll be back!"

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

You're doing it again! I know it! Turn around!

DWood (Seattle Sounders) 2 months ago

Who's gonna' knock you out...

Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 2 months ago

Drogba "can you see me now"

Jeroen (Barcelona) 2 months ago

Hey ref, pull my finger, fast!

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Your Soul is Mine!

Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 2 months ago

I win. You blinked first.

Manukid (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Drogba: ref! Look behind you! Ref: Ok just wait while I switch my face round

Manukid (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Drogba: Oh my God - a pig is invading the pitch! Ref: "Where, where? "

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Hot doggit.... You aint come in peace.... Darn alien

Incuteration (Everton) 2 months ago

Drogba: Hah, I saw something on your face.
Ref: Where?
Drogba: *Open eyes big and points finger* Hah there, did that come out from your nose? Did you clean your nose this morning?

Samreds8 (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Where did your eyes go?

Samreds8 (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Where did your eyes go?

Pragathish (AC Milan) 2 months ago

OMG!What's that thing on u'r nose!

Charliehenry (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Giving him the eyes

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

I seeee dead people. Really I do honest.... I am not crying wolf

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

Talk to the back of my head

Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 days ago

ITS A DISGRACE! ITS A **BEEEEEEEEP** DISGRACE!

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 months ago

Too easy, but fire away!

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

I am finger lickin' good lookin'

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 months ago

"Should I come out now, or come out later? "

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: I wonder if i'll look as good in white?

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 3 months ago

Damn I'm sexy, look at the feaux-ness of my feaux-hawk.... "

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
If this thing in front of me was pink I might give it a nibble

Theshid (Liverpool) 2 months ago

" Damn that girl is coming straight in my bed "

XxnandotorresxX (Liverpool) 2 months ago

" Hmm spanish words I know, spanish words I know.... Need to impress. Errr damn it, wish I made it through high school! "

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Hmmm.... Where will I play next year?

Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 2 months ago

AM I better than kaka and messi

Yashan (Manchester United) 2 months ago

One million dollars...

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Yaaayyyy I still can taste him

Blooob (Liverpool) 2 months ago

ROnoldo : Perez I can taste what you had for lunch

Timbo (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Should I wear the white short shorts with the pink flower or the shiny short shorts with the yellow flower?

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Ahhhh an I wanna twuck an a GI. JOE an new pair of footy boots an a an a Malibu barbie

Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 1 month ago

Hmmmmm which of these girls should I takee hmmmmm ORRR WAIT waitt FLY TO L. A AND BANG paris? NAHH TO easyyy.... SO which ONE WILL IT BEEE?

Fishy (Manchester United) 4 weeks ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn I would have somethig to talk about if I didn't dive

Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 3 months ago

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
You'll need a stretcher to carry off what I'm about to do

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

My arse is still sore from last night. I should never go near indian food again

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: Fire in the Hole!

JohnnyG (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Ayy, I just s**t my pants

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Does anyone have any moist wipes?

Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 2 months ago

The foot-BALL is here

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Ahhhhh nuts I thought it was just gonna' be a wee one but I just followed through, hmmm maybe
If I just stand here an look injured no one will know a thing

Fishy (Manchester United) 2 weeks ago

It's stuck

ManUK (Manchester United) 3 months ago

"Whoa Mate! Haven't I been Injured enough!"

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: Watch it.... I know Kung Fu!

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
"Players dressed all in red trying to break my ankles? Am I at Anfield already?"

Theshid (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Owen : '' Easy Easy mate I'm injury prone don't you read the papers ''

XxnandotorresxX (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Oh s**t, here we go again!

Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Oh god! I'm going to be off for a period of 3 months

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Getting bone breaking tackled is one of the punishment for being judas

Blooob (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Sorry new castle payed me money to break your leg

Spore (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Definition of a defender- One who finds footballs too fiddly to kik but the opponent players' legs just the right size

Fishy (Manchester United) 2 weeks ago

That's funny

Lukas (Chelsea) 1 week ago

Ti qun do

Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 days ago

Pre crunch photo

Ben (Arsenal) 3 months ago

"Who is this yellow clown"

Link: www.goal.com/en/news/12/spain/2009/08/01/1416926/n...

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

*WINNER*
Arsenal scout: "Forget the tall lad, sign the rest"

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 3 months ago

Older kids: "why didn't you beat Arsenal.... " Younger kids: "You lost to Arsenal!"

Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 2 months ago

Jackpot

Yogan09 (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Children: " I never knew Peter Crouch played for Villareal?!

Blooob (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Villareal has sign a complete new team

Charliehenry (Arsenal) 1 month ago

My brothers and sisters are soo pround of me

Fishy (Manchester United) 2 weeks ago

I'm a very big brother

Charlie (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Tevez is a gold mine. "OM NOM NOM NOM"

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: First, he twists off his head and then devours it! Just look at his teeth!

Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 2 months ago

He made the hulk angry

Tichi95 (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Watch out, he is hungry

Theshid (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Tevez : '' Patrice stay still man, after all its you who told me that you wanted to have the same face as mine''
Evra : '' I think you definitly need some english practice dude ''

XxnandotorresxX (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Tevez: " Its so peachy and smooth, is this real?! " Proceeds to rip evras face off...

Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 2 months ago

Tevez:my favourite athlete is mike tyson and I will show you his favourite move

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Tevez: Oh Wow, your head is as big as my Manchester City Paycheck!

Yogan09 (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Tevez: Hmmmm, well if his ear measures 2. 4inchs by 3. 5, and my mouth measures 2. 5inches by 3. 6, then I should just be able to fit it in there...

Manukid (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Tevez: me gobble evers head. Me monter! Hehehe Evra: dude! Do you go to english lessons?

Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Come to Manchester city or I will get your head off your shoulders.... Hahahhahah

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Tevez: Gimme yo face.... Gimme yo face.... ! I need a new one

Incuteration (Everton) 2 months ago

Tevez aka Hulk: Ahahaha! Brand new dinner for tonight!
Evra: Maybe, hahaha!
(Then Evra turns back)
Hulk: Sorry didn't notice that your face was black. (No racist comment intended)

Pragathish (AC Milan) 2 months ago

I am a vampire!

FUTBAL (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Tevez is playing with his new human doll

Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Hey.... Your shorter than me...

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Tevez does his fergie hair dryer impression

ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 2 weeks ago

I wish my skin was as perfect as yours. Can I have it?

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 3 months ago

My life (among other things) just flashed before my eyes

Ant (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Injured player gets opportunity to play in Womens World Cup 2010

Yamsy (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Caption: Player in Red: I got it, I kicked the ball! Player in Green: You kicked the ball alright.... !

Ragarsha (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Red player our team lost the match, Green team lost balls

Theshid (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Red player : you son of **** this is for scoring a cracker

Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 2 months ago

Red player :i still missed the ball?

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 2 months ago

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

Manukid (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Sorry, I was only tring to kick your ball!

Me6666 (Manchester United) 2 months ago

This is the latest ride its called the balls crusher

Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 2 months ago

GREEn: Hey, can you kick two balls at a time? REd: oh MAN YES like this!

ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 2 months ago

Natural Sterilization, guarantee will stop man's fertility Side effect: Unbearable Pain might occur during the process

Incuteration (Everton) 2 months ago

Red player: I'm training to stand on one leg and to balance an person at the same time.
Green player: Oh no! You hurted me! *Cries* You just hit the tip of my sausage!

Randomwatcher (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Prepared to lose his kids for the love of the game

FUTBAL (Liverpool) 1 month ago

"You crush my team's future, so I am here to crush your family's future"

Charliehenry (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Ouch and that is no joke lol

Charliehenry (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Ouch and that is no joke lol

Trueblue (Chelsea) 1 month ago

Everybody likes kung-fu fighting

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Putting the foot back in football

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

An who says soccer is a load of all balls

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Chinese school of soccer, disgruntled midgets please apply here

Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 3 weeks ago

Footy player gets chance to sing soprano in local opera

Tjaybboy (Chelsea) 2 weeks ago

Ouch.... Wrong ball.... !

Fishy (Manchester United) 2 weeks ago

Watch for kissing

Lukas (Chelsea) 1 week ago

I think he misunderstood football with foot balls

Gunner95 (Arsenal) 3 days ago

The newest couple of dancing with stars

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