As if there wasn't enough reasons to get addicted to this site.... Then you go and add this to your impressive collection of time-wasters.... You should introduce footy-tube rehab someday....
Drogba: Hah, I saw something on your face. Ref: Where? Drogba: *Open eyes big and points finger* Hah there, did that come out from your nose? Did you clean your nose this morning?
Ahhhhh nuts I thought it was just gonna' be a wee one but I just followed through, hmmm maybe If I just stand here an look injured no one will know a thing
Tevez : '' Patrice stay still man, after all its you who told me that you wanted to have the same face as mine'' Evra : '' I think you definitly need some english practice dude ''
Tevez aka Hulk: Ahahaha! Brand new dinner for tonight! Evra: Maybe, hahaha! (Then Evra turns back) Hulk: Sorry didn't notice that your face was black. (No racist comment intended)
Red player: I'm training to stand on one leg and to balance an person at the same time. Green player: Oh no! You hurted me! *Cries* You just hit the tip of my sausage!