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Photoshop Challenge #9!: Sepp Blatter's New Rules
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Hi all,

With the New year approaching, we are happy to announce the latest footytube Photoshop competition!. The subject of this competition is 'Sepp Blatters new rules'.

What do we mean by that? Well, try to think of the crazy new ideas that Sepp Blatter might introduce to the game to improve it. Perhaps a bungee cord attached to the football and the back of the goal? Perhaps blindfolds for the assistant refs?

All entries accepted, so enter as many times as you like!

The usual rules apply:

If you win the compo then you get +2 million bonus. Sweet! Don't cheat please!


Just so we are all working off the same standards, I would ask that you upload it to either here: Link: imageshack.us/ or here: Link: imgur.com/, pasting the "direct link" to these forums when its uploaded. The forums will do the rest.

Good luck everyone!

Previous topics are here Challenge 1, Challenge 2, Challenge 3, Challenge 4, Challenge 5, Challenge 6, Challenge 7 and Challenge 8.


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Edit:

We have a winner! No surprises here, the winner is netnerd and it was difficult to choose just one of his awesome photoshops. In the end I chose this for the simplicity and for Blatter peeking in over the edge.




Congrats mate and I have applied the bonus +2million fan valuation

Winner is netnerd!

A new competition is starting immediately. Look for it in the funny old game area
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I think it's only right to have Howard Webb somewhere in your photoshop brilliance
Booba (Newcastle United) 3 years ago
Lol
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
That's the sepp we all know and love.... Lol, he deffo must be related to prince philip, the gaff king
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
LOL
Zian6 (AC Milan) 3 years ago
I'm sorry, how do you post you own work here. Do I have to put it on a blog then copy its URL? How?
3 years ago
Upload your image to Link: imageshack.us/    Then copy paste the "direct link" onto here :)
3 years ago






Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Don't laugh too much about that three periods thing - it could be true!
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
You couldn't leave fergie out ant.... Lmfao, you never miss a trick for a bit of fergie bashing.... Lol, funny all the same.... Lol
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Haha, all we need now is a Thierry Henry joke and Ant is back on track
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Hahahaha this one is my favourite so far
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I wish we could get some of those Joker Cards.... ! Damnit SAF!
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Sure could use of these at the bridge with the way things have been going lately
Alfrodo (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Lmao good work Ant. What was SAF holding orginally? A giant box of bubble gum?
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Hahahaha he never stops chewing
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
He wasn't holding anything, I think he was either applauding or doing the signal for "put pressure on"
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Hahahahaha!
3 years ago
The Ryan Giggs Mask

To be offered to all players, to achieve the goal of reducing the amount of yellow cards in games, and improving discipline

Key benefits:

* Get away with horrific two footed lunge challenges, scot-free

* Invite easy yellow cards from non-mask wearing opponents

* Carry on playing way beyond your years, at a level way beyond your level









*
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Can you pre order them liam? , i'll have a couple
3 years ago
Sorry Tony, but between Big Eck and Ant, they've all been bought up
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
In order to increase the passion in football and to bring 'Sexy' football back, Blatter has introduced a bonus points award system for the passion a player shows after a goal


Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
There IS other teams out there ant that you can rip the back out of.... Lmao.... Nice one. I'll give it a 6. 9
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Haha, sorry Tony! I'll let someone else tease Liverpool. So far its the Netnerd and Ant topic, so a few more imputs from other photoshoppers would be awesome. Doesn't matter how bad it looks, because the worst looking one last time was also the funniest, and won!
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Yeah I'm surprised theres not more involvement, usually quite popular, and a great topic
Marito9999 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Cheers for the compliment ant
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Whoa did that actually happen? Besides the judges giving votes that actually looks real!
Hithere (Manchester United) 3 years ago
@FootyRulz. That did happen (unfortunately). Where were you last year? Lol
Alfrodo (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Lol, too bad it IS real. That makes me cringe just looking at it. We always knew Ginger was a whoopsie...
Lifeguard 3 years ago
Sepp Blatter unvails the newest change to the Fifa rules, the Erasable Rulebook. Printed entirely out of the same ink as HB pencils, it is easy to erase, easy to alter any rules you want - if you don't like 'em, change 'em


Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
This sounds about right!
Zian6 (AC Milan) 3 years ago



Hithere (Manchester United) 3 years ago


Video technology is overrated. Referees on gliders with a bird's eye view is the way to go.
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
LOL
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Are there assistant refs IN the goal? I like that
Lifeguard 3 years ago
Look at how many refs there are, no teams playing, and the ref on the field is giving a red card.... To who? - I guess paying refs is cheaper than paying players
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I'd suggest having a glass pitch with extra refs under the pitch looking up
Zian6 (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Haha!
Hithere (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Ant great idea about the glass pitch. Maybe there should have been watch towers at all 4 corners too
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
I agree, and a machine gun nest to shoot divers, and cheats
Manchester14 (CD Chivas de Guadalajara) 3 years ago
Those extra things would make it better
Sam (Juventus) 3 years ago
I like the machine gun nest idea! Bring back honest football!
3 years ago










Hithere (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Don't forget the Mastercard used to accept bribes
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Fantastic, the refs will carry a rainbow    Also recommend a pensioners discount card if Beckham comes back to England
Hithere (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Or the face surgery discount card for Tevez and Ribery
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
@Hithere roflmao! And good idea for the christmas card
Lalalalynds (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Laughing much too hard, especially at the 'pink card' bit. Brilliant haha
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I meant to write "the host of" not the winner, but I'm too lazy to fix it
Marito9999 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Don't worry the winner makes it seem more suspicious like it was a bidding war
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
LMAO these funny ones keep coming
Marito9999 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Not exactly a rule but you can't put anything past Blatter


Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Fantastic, it would probably suit Arshavin so he might be saying "No Problem!"
Hithere (Manchester United) 3 years ago
World Cup in Russia in winter? Snoods and gloves won't be enough. People would be playing with ear muffs and hoodies. (I feel like photoshopping this but I'm too lazy)
3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
WHYS blatter under THE table, AND capello smiling? .  Reminds me of a scene from police academy.... Lol
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
Hahahaha Tony. Who can forget that episode



   
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