So, I was on Youtube, watching a video of Pele; came across this comment. Thought it was funny; I agree with it, but it was funny how it was put:

"Ask anyone who knows anything about football, and not someone who was still wetting his pants in the 80's and doesn't know anything about football before fat-ass maradonna, and they'll tell you that the Brazilian team of the 60's and 70's was the best playing team ever and Pele was the driving force of this team. Maradona was a soloist, Pele was a team player and made the whole team better. Pele was sex on the field, Maradonna was masturbation. "

And bestie was sex on a beach.... Legend.... !

Not that I fall into the group that would be able to tell you how they played, but it sounds about right

I know that I would rather have sex on the beach

Well, that explains why I like both players

A steak is delicious but sometimes you just want a cheeseburger

Pele is radio, Maradona is television and Ronaldo is 3G

Pele also played insanely well his whole career. He never slowed down.... Except right at the end....

And Maradona. Well. Nice for the tabloids but not much else these days.