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Greatest Chants (non Obscene Or Racist) By Fans.
Hampard8 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I apologise if this has already been done. I have not been a member for long. This is my personal favourite, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's "That's Amore". Sung by West Ham fans to Bobby Zamora.
When the ball hits the goal,
It's not Shearer or Cole,
It's Zamora.

The response, by Chelsea fans....
When the ball hits your head,
And you're sat in row Z,
That's Zamora.
Adamaus (Manchester United) 5 years ago
LOL
Big9al (Newcastle United) 4 years ago
Beware of godZila LOL
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Haha like the comment by big9al
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Lol response by the chelsea fans - Hilarious! When you're sat in row Z and a striker skies it, you definitley (lol) know it's Bobby Zamora!
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Liverpool fans sang about Manchester United

So light up the fire,
And let the Mancs burn,
Throw in they're shirts,
They're all made of turd,
They can't kick a ball,
They're just a dream team,
It's life or it's death,
They dive and they scream
Hampard8 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
That is rather brutal.... But thank you for the support
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
In the Liverpool slums,
They knock on the door when they want something to eat,
They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat,
In the Liverpool slums.

In the Liverpool slums,
Your Mum's on the beat and your Dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job 'coz you're too f****n thick,
In the Liverpool slums
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
You're only happy, on giro day.
When your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
But please don't take.... My hubcaps.... Away
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Man I no RedDevil7 we have a long rivalry but its just a chant
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
So is mine
Adamaus (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Its funny that songs ironic, because where the ones that win the silverware and liverpool always dreaming about it
Hampard8 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
RedDevil7, I really like that last one.... Quite funny, quite...
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Loooool!    Awesome reddevil!    Top Class!
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
The best you are amazing
Haules (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I agree liverpool fans ar the best
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Haules your not nice Man UTD is killer
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hill (Arsenal) 5 years ago
[edited as breaks the basic rules]
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Wow. Violent
Hill (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Haha. Not really. It rhymes, and made me laugh when I heard it
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
May be it should be used as a Rhyme in the kinder garden
Wannabgunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Haahha.... That's great  Lol.... Seriously
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Liverpool fans about Manchester United and Chelsea


Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Then put the Mancs on top,
Put Chelsea in the middle,
And set fire to the f*****g lot
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
He's half a boy and half a girl,
Torres! Torres!
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres! Torres!
He wears a frock,
He loves the c**k,
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said.
Who the f**k are Man United?
Who the f**k are Man United?
Who the f**k are Man United?
As the Reds go marching on, on, on
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Have you ever won the treble?
Have you f**k!
Have you ever won the treble?
Have you f**k!
Have you ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble? Have you f**k!
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Five European cups sittin' on the wall x2
If we blew up Old Trafford, and took theirs off the wall,
There'd be seven European cups and no bloody wall!
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
We've won it eleven times,  We've won it eleven tiiiiimes,  Eight more than anyone,  We've won it eleven times.
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Ooh it's a fight between Ragarsha and Tom! But I think the winner has to be Tom (Lol no offence)!
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Liverpool fans about Manchester United.


If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the ass of a crow,
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow,
And s**t on the b*****ds below
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Oh Merseyside! (Oh Merseyside!),
Is full of s**t, (is full of s**t),
Oh Merseyside is full of s**t.
It's full of s**t, s**t, and more s**t,
Oh Merseyside is full of s**t....
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
So light up the fire,
And let the Mancs burn,
Throw in they're shirts,
They're all made of turd,
They can't kick a ball,
They're just a dream team,
It's life or it's death,
They dive and they scream
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
So you ran out of songs have you? Haha you said this already
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago

Oh manchester! (Oh manchester!),
Is full of s**t, (is full of s**t),
Oh manchester is full of s**t.
It's full of s**t, s**t, and more s**t,
Oh manchester is full of s**t...
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yea way to copy
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Our songs!
You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs.
Our songs!
You only sing our songs
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
You do know tevez is no longer with us don't you?
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Okay thire you go

You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney,
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney,
He used to play for EFC and now he's shagging OAPs
Fat **** Rooney,
Wants to shag your gran....

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Nemanja whoa,
Nemanja whoa,
He comes from Serbia,
And Fernando murdered ya....
Hahahahahahahah love this one hahahahahaha
Adamaus (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Park, Park whereever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
It could be worse, you could be a scouse
Eating rats by the council house
Hampard8 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I've heard that last one before.... It is pretty good
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Its also been posted befor :0
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Llooool! You got that from the Omid Djallili show!      
Me6666 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Lol
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 3 years ago
@ ZidaneTheLagend :    Nemanja whoa,  Nemanja whoa,  He comes from Serbia,  He will f****** murder ya....
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
He's tall,  He's s**te,  He should of stayed a white,  Berbatov, Berbatov.
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Park Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
Could be worse could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house.
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
He dives like a tart,  He cries like a kid,  Your boy Ronaldo,  Loves Real Madrid.
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
He's not our boy anyomre and that same chant can be used against mascherano
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
What's that coming out of the pool,  It's 'little monster', it's 'little monster'.
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Same old tottenham always cheating, Same old arsenal always winning!
WhiteHartRogue (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Sol campbell, ohhhhhhhhhhh.  Sol campbell, ohhhhhhhhhhh.  Packet of sweets and a cheeky grin, campbell likes bol**x on his chin!
Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Fill up yer car,  So we can buy Kaka,  Fill up yer car,  So we can buy Kaka....
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Lol I love it to bad he's gone I would have loved to see him in the epl
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Walk on walk ooooon,
With no hope in your heart,
Cause you'll never win the league,
You'll neeever win the league,
Walk on
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Are you singing that to man you?
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Haha what? Liverpool obviously
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
All round the fields of Anfield Road,
Where once we watched the king Kenny play,
We had Heighway was on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
Of the glory round the fields of Anfield Road.

Outside the Paisley Gates,
I heard a Kopite calling
Paisley they have taken you away,
But you led the great eleven
Back in Rome in seventy seven
And the Redmen are still playing the same way

Repeat Chorus

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
F*ck Off Chelsea FC,
You ain't got no history,
Five European Cup's and 18 leagues,
That's what we call history....

Samdagooner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Quality chant. Always laugh when I hear it
Match (San Jose Earthquakes) 5 years ago
It's catchy
Rowley87 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"you aint got no history" is a double negative
Rowley87 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
"you aint got no history" is a double negative
PrettyFly87 (West Ham United) 2 years ago
Up your a**e, up your a**e,
We'll stick the blue flag up your a**e,
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
We'll stick the blue flag up your a**e!
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
He's so fast, he's so cool he's s**t-hot with the ball
And he plays for us, he's Arsenal.

He destroys and he toys and he shoots and he scores
And he's forever ours, he's Arsenal.

Arshavin (go higher as per chorus) he.... Plays to win,
And he's forever ours, he's Arsenal.

Arshaviiiin, Arshaviiiin, Arshaviiiin, Arshaviiiin, Arshaviiiin, Arshaviiiin,
He's Arsenal!

Da-da daaaa, da-da daaaa, da-da daaaa, da-da daaaa, da-da daaaa, da-da daaaa,
He's Arsenal!
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
That's for you zidane he destroyed liverpool
Wannabgunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I guess it didn't take us long to come up with a chant for him  Good.... He deserves one  Lol
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Liverpool are lucky they didn't play arsenal at the emirates or this chant would be deafning!
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Its hard to take arsenal fans chants seriously, you can't hear them when they sing them...
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Stamford Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, Stamford Bridge is falling down, poor old Chelsea.

Build it up with red and white, red and white, red and white, build it up with red and white, poor old Chelsea
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
All around the Fields of Old Trafford,
Where once we heard the Man UTD fans sing,
Now its all gone quiet,
Cause the pool ran riot
Now theres silence round the fields of Old Trafford...
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Debt-free, wherever we may be,
We're gonna' buy everyone we see,
And we don't give a ***k about the transfer fee,
'Cos we are the wealthy CFC. (Mr. Chelsea)
Hampard8 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Har har.... That's a very good one.... Keep posting if you have any more
Wannabgunner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ahhahaha.... I havn't heard that one before.... Lol
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Haha lol nice one  



   
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