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Funny Footballing Nicknames
Derby22 (Derby County) 7 years ago
Ronaldo should be nicknamed the incredible sulk, after all, he sulks when he gets tackled, because he is the (Self-Proclaimed) best player in the history of football! Not
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 7 years ago
Bahahahaha.... Uncle fester.... Hahaha
Omar (Arsenal) 7 years ago
Damian Alvarez of Pachuca CF has the name "La Chilindrina" which is from a show called "el Chavo del Ocho". Not sure how he got it......

Damian Alvarez

La Chilindrina

Sergio 7 years ago
See a lot of resemblence
ManUK (Manchester United) 7 years ago
I know seriously
Blooob (Liverpool) 7 years ago
Robin van persie The flying Dutchman
Omar (Arsenal) 7 years ago
I thought it was the "flying CRUTCHman"! Haha
Rockerr (Liverpool) 7 years ago
But I thought Robben is the flying dutchman
Blooob (Liverpool) 7 years ago
Every dutchman is a flying Dutchman
Sergio 7 years ago
Robben Suits it I think
Derby22 (Derby County) 7 years ago
Cool nickname
Pragathish (AC Milan) 7 years ago
Ronaldo(brazil) nickname is awesome- "el fenomeno"
SexyAmyMUFC (Manchester United) 7 years ago
Fitz Hall.    Who's nickname is.... "One size"....
Sergio 7 years ago
El Nino sounds cool. Lol Number 8 (Torres)
Dhanasil (Manchester United) 7 years ago
Antonio Cassano- Gioiello di Bari Vecchia
Juno (AC Milan) 7 years ago
What's the meaning?
Juno (AC Milan) 7 years ago
I like the current nick name for Bayern's twin terror. Robbery
Salt (Aston Villa) 7 years ago
That one's awesome!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 7 years ago
You know KAKA means crow(bird)!In my language. Funny ain't it?

Some nicknames of famous fottballers
Torres-El Niño ("The Kid")
David villa-El Guaje

Givanildo Vieira de Souza -THe Hulk(this guy really looks like hulk!)
Salt (Aston Villa) 7 years ago
Surely the greatest nickname in the history of football goes to Fitz Hall. Whilst at Oldham(I believe?) he acquired the simply brilliant "One Size"!

Omar (Arsenal) 7 years ago
Dario "El Pollo" Botinelli.

His nose explains the nickname.....
Me6666 (Manchester United) 7 years ago
Nitro (Barcelona) 7 years ago
Kaka means uncle in my language
Big9al (Newcastle United) 7 years ago
Kaka means big brother in my language ^^
Jeineke (Standard de Liège) 7 years ago
In flanders, where I live, KAKA means crap. Which can be funny during live football shows,

Kaka is through the hole, kaka on the bal, kaka is going deep, and you could going like this
Mohsink (AC Milan) 7 years ago
Kaka also means baby in some asian languages
Ben (Arsenal) 7 years ago
Erm, it literally means "crap" aka "sh**" in french/spanish and he is nothing but...
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 7 years ago
Lool I don't think so Ben!    Kaka means the phenomenal one in portugese!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 7 years ago
Kaka means 'crow' in tamil LMAO

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