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Funny Footballing Nicknames
Zlatan94310
(PSG)
2 years ago
Sergio "kun" Aguero
Japanese cartoon Kun
Derby22
(Derby County)
3 years ago
Ronaldo should be nicknamed the incredible sulk, after all, he sulks when he gets tackled, because he is the (Self-Proclaimed) best player in the history of football! Not
Jamesearlgreen
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Bahahahaha.... Uncle fester.... Hahaha
Omar
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Damian Alvarez of Pachuca CF has the name "La Chilindrina" which is from a show called "el Chavo del Ocho". Not sure how he got it......
Damian Alvarez
La Chilindrina
SergioRamos
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
See a lot of resemblence
ManUK
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
I know seriously
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Robin van persie The flying Dutchman
Omar
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
I thought it was the "flying CRUTCHman"! Haha
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
But I thought Robben is the flying dutchman
Blooob
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Every dutchman is a flying Dutchman
SergioRamos
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
Robben Suits it I think
Derby22
(Derby County)
3 years ago
Cool nickname
Pragathish
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
Ronaldo(brazil) nickname is awesome- "el fenomeno"
SexyAmyMUFC
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Fitz Hall. Who's nickname is.... "One size"....
SergioRamos
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
El Nino sounds cool. Lol Number 8 (Torres)
Dhanasil
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Antonio Cassano- Gioiello di Bari Vecchia
Juno
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
What's the meaning?
Juno
(AC Milan)
3 years ago
I like the current nick name for Bayern's twin terror. Robbery
Salt
(Aston Villa)
3 years ago
That one's awesome!
Rockerr
(Liverpool)
3 years ago
You know KAKA means crow(bird)!In my language. Funny ain't it?
Some nicknames of famous fottballers
Pato-Duck
Torres-El Niño ("The Kid")
David villa-El Guaje
Givanildo Vieira de Souza -THe Hulk(this guy really looks like hulk!)
Salt
(Aston Villa)
3 years ago
Surely the greatest nickname in the history of football goes to Fitz Hall. Whilst at Oldham(I believe?) he acquired the simply brilliant "One Size"!
Tremendous
Omar
(Arsenal)
3 years ago
Dario "El Pollo" Botinelli.
His nose explains the nickname.....
Me6666
(Manchester United)
3 years ago
Lol
Nitro
(Barcelona)
3 years ago
Kaka means uncle in my language
Big9al
(Newcastle United)
3 years ago
Kaka means big brother in my language ^^
Jeineke
(Standard de Liège)
3 years ago
In flanders, where I live, KAKA means crap. Which can be funny during live football shows,
Kaka is through the hole, kaka on the bal, kaka is going deep, and you could going like this
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