Eat Nonsense: Proof... Alex Ferguson is an Interdimensional Timelord

Ever since it began, Time has proved a mystery to mankind and many have tried to control it, such as Newton, Landlord, Casio and more recently it has been rumoured Professor Stephen Hawking has teamed up with MC Hammer and revised the Hammer Time Theory, to now completely power his wheelchair by Time alone.

Having said that, what was witnessed in the dying minutes of the Manchester Derby, when Alex Ferguson appeared to tear a hole in the space time continuum and add an extra 3 minutes onto injurytime, was nothing short of miraculous. It has been infamously dubbed "Fergie Time"

Curious to learn how Fergie pulled off such a stunt, I spent many a minute studying a clip from Match of The Day, and believe i've uncovered several grainy frames of film, that appear to show Alex perfoming some kind of Time bending, trance inducing, dance ritual.



"Stop, Fergie Time"

One frightened onlooker said - "it was horrible, like a man possessed. One moment Sir Alex was dressed in a nice suit, the next he had slipped into some ethnic pantaloons and was muttering under his breath, something about not being able to touch this."

No one at Manchester United was available for comment, however, in the interests of public safety, a copy of this dossier has been made available to NASA, Paul Daniels, The Police and The Football Association for further inspection.

No No No! You are sorely mistaken. Fergie was merely dancing in celebration of the great craig bellamy's average at best goal. They decided it would be better to dance for 3 minutes than carry on with the game

Is this real or fake? Please tell, I really like Alex Ferguson

That's what seems to be happening these days!

Appropriate?

It's a quality that makes him the worlds best manager. How can you argue!