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Best/Worst/Funny Footballer Names!
Gooner12 (Arsenal) 6 years ago
A Korean player called Gu Sang Bum! Danny Shittu Dean Windass Nicky Butt and a Honduras player called costly!
Tigermelon (Arsenal) 6 years ago
I belive there's one on the Hondurian nationalteam that's named Welcome. Not really ugly, but just quite.... Lets say: confusing
DerBomber (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
What about Jimmy Flyod Hasselbaink? Sounds like Hassel Bank.

Or Riggobert Song? Sounds like wriggle Bi-rd song. (the uncle of Alex Song of Arsenal)

Or Lionel Messi, which sounds like messy, though his hair doesn't at all look messy.

And if you remember Aiser Del Horno? Sounds like he's kind of Horny or something

Tigermelon (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Watched Arsenal-Shaktar, and the ukraines had a man named Rat on their team
Zlatan94310 (PSG) 5 years ago
Kaka!  The 1st time heard this name I said " s**t ", because it means s**t in french and spanish
Zlatan94310 (PSG) 5 years ago
For the best footballer name, I am gonna' go for Messi
SaHac (Hamburger SV) 5 years ago
I always thought the poor man's version of ronaldo was funny: rolando
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Here's a wonderful list containing most of the Serie A players' nicknames:

Zlatan94310 (PSG) 5 years ago
Stankovic: DEKI, what`s the meaning?
Totti: IL pupone, I thought Totti's nickname was " IL gladiatore "

"bobo" Vieri used to be one of my favorites nicknames
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Il pupone means "The baby".  And Deki means.... Deki.... That's all!Just like "Bobo" Vieri and "Billy" Costacurta
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
My favorites are Super Pippo and FantAntonio
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Well it is BEST and worst, so the best has to be george best, the clues in the name
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Tell me something Neuer
Zlatan94310 (PSG) 5 years ago
We've got a fresh new entry with young Honduran striker Georgie. Welcome from Monaco
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Innocent Emeghara
Peteko 5 years ago
Charles Insomnia
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 5 years ago
She got all my attention when the reporter called her name " Shinobu OHNO "

DamnUright (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Erick djemba dejemba
Nkrumah (Arsenal) 5 years ago
DANAFC (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jeffrey schlupp

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