A Korean player called Gu Sang Bum! Danny Shittu Dean Windass Nicky Butt and a Honduras player called costly!

I belive there's one on the Hondurian nationalteam that's named Welcome. Not really ugly, but just quite.... Lets say: confusing

What about Jimmy Flyod Hasselbaink? Sounds like Hassel Bank.

Or Riggobert Song? Sounds like wriggle Bi-rd song. (the uncle of Alex Song of Arsenal)

Or Lionel Messi, which sounds like messy, though his hair doesn't at all look messy.

And if you remember Aiser Del Horno? Sounds like he's kind of Horny or something

Watched Arsenal-Shaktar, and the ukraines had a man named Rat on their team

Kaka!  The 1st time heard this name I said " s**t ", because it means s**t in french and spanish

I always thought the poor man's version of ronaldo was funny: rolando

Here's a wonderful list containing most of the Serie A players' nicknames:


Link: italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/the-nicknames-of-seri...

Well it is BEST and worst, so the best has to be george best, the clues in the name

We've got a fresh new entry with young Honduran striker Georgie. Welcome from Monaco

Innocent Emeghara

Charles Insomnia

She got all my attention when the reporter called her name " Shinobu OHNO "


Link: www.fifa.com/womensworldcup/players/player=190317/...

Erick djemba dejemba

Ricky van Wolfswinkel   Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_van_Wolfswinkel...

Jeffrey schlupp