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Best/Worst/Funny Footballer Names!
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 7 years ago
Netherlands goalie 'Stekelekenburg' lol haha his first name ispretty funny I guess I'm pretty sure its 'maarten' not really funny but would be if you add 2 more A's 'Maaaarten'
Juno (AC Milan) 7 years ago
Danny drinkwater.... Hmmm.... Drink water?
Sergio 7 years ago
Crouch.... So ironic. As if he could
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 7 years ago
HMMM.... Well there are a few....
Firstly Las Palmas goalkeeper's name is Assmann.... That isn't that great....
Also the best is HULK from Porto
Scottie (Manchester City) 7 years ago
What about Chopa Bolockov the Russian midfielder    and no it's not real
Rayplaybass (Liverpool) 7 years ago
Wow I can't believe nobody even mentioned Kaka ! It means s**t.
And how bout Nani....
Guicoichea, de hreize.... Buffon mean ajoint in many languages.... Le bouf (I'm spelling it wrong) is in the same category.... And how bout the israeli striker Toto Tamuz
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
I have a feeling were running out of names!
Kristof (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Olufajana I think he plays for hull city
Mastro21 (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
Kaka, kaka kaladze (probly spelt wrong, but you get the idea)
Millzallah (Barcelona) 6 years ago
This one goes out to the spanish heads " elano" meaning ass-hole in spanish the funny thing is he plays with kaka hahaha kaka why elano (poo and ass-hole. Hahahahah what a combo
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Marica, his name in spanish means little fagg boy
Torres3003 (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Loko (mad in spanish).... Angolan international player
Soccerdude199 (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Etienne Mendy sounds like a girl
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
I love the name Sneijder it sounds so cool! LOL
BlahUnited (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Gianluigi Buffon.... I love saying that again and again!

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