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Best/Worst/Funny Footballer Names!
Juno (AC Milan) 7 years ago
A parents whose parents are in desperate mode-    Joseph-Désiré Job    Desire job?
Incuteration (Everton) 7 years ago
 I. Promise and F. Dick    These two players I found on FIFA, doesn't know their surname though
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 7 years ago
Isaac promise, I don't know the others
Derby22 (Derby County) 7 years ago
Guy1: Hey, you Eff Dick  Guy2: What you calling me?  Guy1: Your name  Lol!
Westope (Arsenal) 7 years ago
Nicky butt, , , , , , geremi, , , , , , venneguor of something.... Malouda...
Drukdude (Chelsea) 7 years ago
Not football but icehockey:
Swiss national player "Adrian Wichser"

Expl: Wichser means "jerkoff" in Swiss German

Radupoli (FC Politehnica Iasi) 7 years ago
Ikonomopoulos.... Lol
Radupoli (FC Politehnica Iasi) 7 years ago
Adrian MuTWO
Rzv36 (Real Madrid) 7 years ago
1. NUNO Viveiros (Poli Iasi)
2. Adrian Mu2 (Fiorentina)
3. Dren3 (Real Madrid)
4. PATO (Milan)
5. IaQUINTA (Juventus)
6. Sixto peralta (CFR CLuj)
7. Sectinio baditza (ETC Group 1)
8. Massimo Oddo (Milan)
Radupoli (FC Politehnica Iasi) 7 years ago
Who is sectinio?
Yogan (Chelsea) 7 years ago
I haven't got any names to post really but I'm puzzled about 2 things. Firstly, Reina's real name is Jose, and people prefer to call him Pepe. Josep Guardiola, who is also Spanish, is often referred to as "Pep" by his players. If someone could state the reason for name-changing in Spain, I'll greatly appreciate it.

Number Two: Dirk Kuyt's name is annoying. Not the way, its spelt, but how some people, including commentators, pronounce it. Some think it is pronounced Kowt, some Kweet, some Koont, some Koyt. According to him it is pronounced Koot/Kowt, but he also stated then that he isn't really bothered if people get it wrong. Still, in my opinion I find people who pronounce it wrong really annoying
Incuteration (Everton) 7 years ago
His real name is Dirk Kuijt, not Dirk Kuyt, but he is just commonly known as that. Just like Ruud van Nisterooij is commonly known as van Nisterooy. I pronounce Kuyt as Kawt though, sometimes Kweejt if it comes to his real name
Sergio 7 years ago
Wow I learnt something new today
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 7 years ago
How about stefan "Kuntz". Gabrozor already mentioned him. But I just want to remain
Vivaldi (AC Milan) 7 years ago
Mato Jajalo!    So funny name  
Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 7 years ago
Have you guys forgotten The Hulk?  That's pretty "comical" haha
Gbherron (Seattle Sounders) 7 years ago
I guess it's not his or his parents fault, but what's with Zhirkov (zir cov) having his name pronounced as jerk off?
ManUK (Manchester United) 7 years ago
Well that's just not cool
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 7 years ago
Lol haven't heard someone say 'Jerk off' before
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 7 years ago
Lol haven't heard someone say 'Jerk off' before
Derby22 (Derby County) 7 years ago
I think Tugay is really funny even though he's retired because it sounds like too-gay
Derby22 (Derby County) 7 years ago
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Pragathish (AC Milan) 7 years ago
Indeed a funny name

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