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Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

What are the worst names in football? Rui Jorge Jay Demerit

Gerrard17 (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I. Van ichianus

Tony 3 years ago

Hans feltercrack the german centre half from the 1837.... Lol

Cvfox60 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Okaka Chuka Lukaku

MariusV (Manchester United) 2 years ago

Darren bent is a totenham player, lol He's straight as a round about!

Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 1 year ago

Tchioy

Rololololo (Arsenal) 1 year ago

I(gor) Shitov

Rololololo (Arsenal) 1 year ago

Also several ppl are called pinto, it means dick in portuguese

Gavrazor (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Papa Bouba Diop and Cambiasso I laugh at

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Yeah me too

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Same. LOL

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 3 years ago

LOL Funny s**t Men

Big9al (Newcastle United) 2 years ago

Also cameroon player pierre njanka

Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 2 years ago

What the hell? Haha

Tom (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Arshavin

Gavrazor (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Tevez, it will counjure up images of smug united supporters that look like they are sucking on lemons when he moves to city. =P

Tom (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Why? When all we will do is replace him with benzema

Gavrazor (Manchester City) 3 years ago

The workrate of tevez is irreplaceable, I just know he will be a fans favorite at eastlands, now all he has gotta' do is replicate Denis Law and score the goal that will relegate United

, I wish

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

You hope

Tom (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Anyone is replaceable

Gerrard17 (Liverpool) 3 years ago

The arse from aresenal, arsene wenger. Make that two arse's including arshravin

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

It's so perfect, Arsene From Arsenal

Gavrazor (Manchester City) 3 years ago

I also find funny that there are so many brazilian and portugese players called similar names to ronaldo like ronaldinho, robinho, ronaldo, rolando, naldo, naldinho, moutinho, mourinho and many many more

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Yeah and there are a ton of Bulgarians with the first names of Dimitar (no offence to Bulgarians)

Tom (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Its just how they do their names. The inho at the end of some of the names means little so robinho is actually little robo and ronaldinho is another ronaldo

Tom (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Every country has its own similarly used names though like you'll find a bunch of johns in america or patrick in ireland

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Brazilians usually get nicknames like all of the above and they go by their nicknames, no matter what their rank or status.

Here's a good Brazil nickname (and jersey) generator

Link: www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml...

And an article about Brazil nicknames

Link: www.slate.com/id/2143404/

Darius (Southampton) 3 years ago

Wow. Thanks for the brush up on history. I didn't know Pele's name was "that" long lol and my Brazilian nickname is "Felix Burtezo" or "Darius Jovio"

Gerrard17 (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Man that's cool, cheers

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Thanks man that's awesome

Gavrazor (Manchester City) 3 years ago

I don't like my brazilian name it came up with 'Gavaça' but I was expecting 'Gavinho'

Hill (Arsenal) 3 years ago

HAHA mine was Andrildo

Darius (Southampton) 3 years ago

"Burtaldo" without my middle name. I still like "Felix Burtezo" though

Me6666 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Mine is ahmildo

Tony 3 years ago

Catch a grip ant.... !.... Lol, according to your zamba nicknames site, I ended up.... Johnstinhosa.... Cost an absolute fortune to get that name printed on my shirt.... Lmao.... Good novelty site, great find ant

Andy (Rangers) 3 years ago

Brilliant website! Can't believe I'm only finding it now

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Danny Shitu So Funny That. LOL

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Dean LeaC***

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 3 years ago

LOL

Derby22 (Derby County) 3 years ago

Lmao that's really funny!

Andy (Rangers) 3 years ago

Don't mean to deviate off-topic but the best name in football has to be......

Danny Invincibile!

Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Invincibile

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

LOL that's great

TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago

LOL.... I love the fact that his name is Danny Invincible but on his shirt sponsor it says.... Small world!

Maybe his not the only 1

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Hopefully you don't buy the replica jersey and pay by the letter

Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Vennegoor_of_Hesselink...

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Yeah, that's what you could buy for 80 mil

Cvfox60 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

I think his name is top notch

Agspiratos (Panathinaikos Athens) 3 years ago

Nicky Butt, must've been teased very often at school, but now he's a professional footballer. Hey all you bully's, who's laughing now

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Dean Windass! How could I forget

Ciankc (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Lol

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Oh, and Kuntz - heres Fantasy Football taking the mick out of Motty for it

Tom (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Haha brilliant

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Lol the best I've seen for quite a while

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Kuntz LOL

Darius (Southampton) 3 years ago

This is a former American Football player's name: Dick Butkus.

Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Lol

Nimrod (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Xd

Gavrazor (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Stefan Kuntz

ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 3 years ago

My Fave Number 11

Ragarsha (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I am having an ache in my stomach

Yogan (Chelsea) 3 years ago

Omg that is funny you've gotta' admit

Amayel (PSG) 3 years ago

Kuntz mean Art in German ! I don't know him did he played well?

Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 3 years ago

Hahahah LMAO

Big9al (Newcastle United) 2 years ago

c**t LOL

Gooner12 (Arsenal) 2 years ago

'Heres a certain Kuntz on the ball, ' lol

Incuteration (Everton) 3 years ago

Nicky Butt, Hans Jorg Butt, Danny Shittu, Dean Windass

Kimaway17 (Liverpool) 3 years ago

I agree with Nicky Butt #
# Chiqui Arce
# Bongo Christ
# Have-a-Look Dube
# Ars Bandeet
# Segar Bastard
# Rafael Scheidt
# Rod Fanni
# Johnny Moustache
# David Goodwillie
# Danny Shittu
# Johan de c**k
# Milan Fukal
# Quim
# Brian Pinas
# Bernt Haas
# Uwe Fuchs
# Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
# Wolfgang Wolf
# Creedence Clearwater Couto
# Norman Conquest
# Danger Fourpence
# Paul Dickov
# Argelico Fucks
# Harry Daft

Gavrazor (Manchester City) 3 years ago

Lol@ Wolfgang Wolf

Incuteration (Everton) 3 years ago

Wolfgang Wolf, are you sure there's such a name?

TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 3 years ago

What was his mother thinking? Lol.... She must thought her son was an animal on the pitch and off it 2.

Darius (Southampton) 3 years ago

Danger Fourpence sounds like a good name for a dog lol no offense

Alen (Liverpool) 3 years ago

It is real! Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Wolf

SHUNGEN (Nagoya Grampus) 3 years ago

LOL Norman Conquest.... Is there a thread about him somewhere in wiki?

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 3 years ago

My favortie Norwegian Women's football team.

The Fart Football Club

Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago

Does the manager give them the hairdryer treatment at half time if they're losing?

Incuteration (Everton) 3 years ago

Fart is on the counter-attack now, Fart's midfielder plays a long pass to the striker. The striker shoots! GOAL! Fart leads by 1-0. Fart is such a incredible team! What a counter-attack by Fart!

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