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Best/Worst/Funny Footballer Names!
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
What are the worst names in football?  Rui Jorge  Jay Demerit
Gerrard17 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I. Van ichianus
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Hans feltercrack the german centre half from the 1837.... Lol
Cvfox60 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Okaka Chuka  Lukaku
MariusV (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Darren bent is a totenham player, lol  He's straight as a round about!
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Tchioy
Rololololo (Arsenal) 2 years ago
I(gor) Shitov
Rololololo (Arsenal) 2 years ago
Also several ppl are called pinto, it means dick in portuguese
Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Papa Bouba Diop and Cambiasso I laugh at
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yeah me too
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Same. LOL
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
LOL Funny s**t Men
Big9al (Newcastle United) 4 years ago
Also cameroon player pierre njanka
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
What the hell? Haha
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Arshavin
Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Tevez, it will counjure up images of smug united supporters that look like they are sucking on lemons when he moves to city. =P
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Why? When all we will do is replace him with benzema
Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The workrate of tevez is irreplaceable, I just know he will be a fans favorite at eastlands, now all he has gotta' do is replicate Denis Law and score the goal that will relegate United , I wish
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
You hope
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Anyone is replaceable
Gerrard17 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The arse from aresenal, arsene wenger. Make that two arse's including arshravin
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
It's so perfect, Arsene From Arsenal
Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
I also find funny that there are so many brazilian and portugese players called similar names to ronaldo like ronaldinho, robinho, ronaldo, rolando, naldo, naldinho, moutinho, mourinho and many many more
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yeah and there are a ton of Bulgarians with the first names of Dimitar (no offence to Bulgarians)
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Its just how they do their names. The inho at the end of some of the names means little so robinho is actually little robo and ronaldinho is another ronaldo
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Every country has its own similarly used names though like you'll find a bunch of johns in america or patrick in ireland
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Brazilians usually get nicknames like all of the above and they go by their nicknames, no matter what their rank or status.

Here's a good Brazil nickname (and jersey) generator

Link: www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml...

And an article about Brazil nicknames

Link: www.slate.com/id/2143404/
Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
Wow. Thanks for the brush up on history. I didn't know Pele's name was "that" long lol and my Brazilian nickname is "Felix Burtezo" or "Darius Jovio"
Gerrard17 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Man that's cool, cheers
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Thanks man that's awesome
Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
I don't like my brazilian name it came up with 'Gavaça' but I was expecting 'Gavinho'
Hill (Arsenal) 5 years ago
HAHA mine was Andrildo
Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
"Burtaldo" without my middle name. I still like "Felix Burtezo" though
Me6666 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Mine is ahmildo
Tony (footytube staff) 5 years ago
Catch a grip ant.... !.... Lol, according to your zamba nicknames site, I ended up.... Johnstinhosa.... Cost an absolute fortune to get that name printed on my shirt.... Lmao.... Good novelty site, great find ant
Andy (Rangers) 4 years ago
Brilliant website! Can't believe I'm only finding it now
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Danny Shitu So Funny That. LOL
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Dean LeaC***
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
LOL
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Lmao that's really funny!
Andy (Rangers) 5 years ago
Don't mean to deviate off-topic but the best name in football has to be......

Danny Invincibile!



Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Invincibile
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
LOL that's great
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
LOL.... I love the fact that his name is Danny Invincible but on his shirt sponsor it says.... Small world!

Maybe his not the only 1
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Hopefully you don't buy the replica jersey and pay by the letter



Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Vennegoor_of_Hesselink...
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yeah, that's what you could buy for 80 mil
Cvfox60 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I think his name is top notch
Agspiratos (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
Nicky Butt, must've been teased very often at school, but now he's a professional footballer. Hey all you bully's, who's laughing now
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Dean Windass! How could I forget
Ciankc (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Lol
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Oh, and Kuntz - heres Fantasy Football taking the mick out of Motty for it


Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Haha brilliant
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Lol the best I've seen for quite a while
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Kuntz LOL
Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
This is a former American Football player's name: Dick Butkus.
Pocketg99 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Lol
Nimrod (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Xd
Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Stefan Kuntz    
ZidaneTheLagend (Liverpool) 5 years ago
My Fave Number 11
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I am having an ache in my stomach
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Omg that is funny you've gotta' admit
Amayel (PSG) 5 years ago
Kuntz mean Art in German !  I don't know him did he played well?
Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hahahah LMAO
Big9al (Newcastle United) 4 years ago
c**t LOL
Gooner12 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
'Heres a certain Kuntz on the ball, ' lol
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Nicky Butt, Hans Jorg Butt, Danny Shittu, Dean Windass
Kimaway17 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I agree with Nicky Butt #
# Chiqui Arce
# Bongo Christ
# Have-a-Look Dube
# Ars Bandeet
# Segar Bastard
# Rafael Scheidt
# Rod Fanni
# Johnny Moustache
# David Goodwillie
# Danny Shittu
# Johan de c**k
# Milan Fukal
# Quim
# Brian Pinas
# Bernt Haas
# Uwe Fuchs
# Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
# Wolfgang Wolf
# Creedence Clearwater Couto
# Norman Conquest
# Danger Fourpence
# Paul Dickov
# Argelico Fucks
# Harry Daft



Gavrazor (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Lol@ Wolfgang Wolf
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Wolfgang Wolf, are you sure there's such a name?
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
What was his mother thinking?    Lol.... She must thought her son was an animal on the pitch and off it 2.
Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
Danger Fourpence sounds like a good name for a dog lol no offense
Alen (Liverpool) 5 years ago
SHUNGEN (Nagoya Grampus) 5 years ago
LOL Norman Conquest.... Is there a thread about him somewhere in wiki?
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
My favortie Norwegian Women's football team.


The Fart Football Club
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Does the manager give them the hairdryer treatment at half time if they're losing?
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Fart is on the counter-attack now, Fart's midfielder plays a long pass to the striker. The striker shoots! GOAL! Fart leads by 1-0. Fart is such a incredible team! What a counter-attack by Fart!



   
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