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Allergies
3 years ago
So it turns out that Mario Balotelli is allergic to "certain types of grass", which led to him being substituted against Dynamo Kyiv, seemingly in considerable discomfort. (that's grass tony, the stuff that they run around on during football matches)

Can you think of any more allergies that would be this ironic/amusing?

Perhaps a Barcelona player allergic to trophies?
A French man allergic to surrendering?
A hooker allergic to latex?

A little gentle regional stereotyping is acceptable, but no racist/homophobic etc comments please.



Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Sepp Blatter allergic to brown envelopes
Jimmybreeze (FK Partizan Beograd) 3 years ago
Nicklas Bendtner allergic to his statements
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Alex Ferguson allergic to chewing gum!
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Deffo allergic to bookmakers liam, everytime I seem to go in there, I lose money?  Its medically known as anorexic wallet
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Man city have a terrible allergy to brasso?
Lifeguard (Bayern München)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Rooney allergic to scoring
TheBarcaShow (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Arsenal allergic to silverware
3 years ago
Not much irony there lately, mate!
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
A banker allergic to money?
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
A diabetic allergic to insulin?
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
A fish allergic to water?
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
A Barca fan allergic to praising Messi?
3 years ago
Your on a roll lad!
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Marcinny allegic to making anymore corny comments.... Lol
3 years ago
Tony allergic to "grass"?
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Aka ballsituptelli, which started all this old guff in the first place, its went full circle
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
Yeah, I stopped myself at some point. Lol
Lifeguard (Bayern München)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Brazilian Ronaldo allergic to running
Lifeguard (Bayern München)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo allergic to staying on his feet for a whole game
Lifeguard (Bayern München)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Tony allergic to footytube
3 years ago
fuck me, that's like dividing by zero.    The world is ending!
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Netnerd allergic to stats
Ketan87 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Torres Allergic to scoring. Torres allergic to Chelsea(all his talks are about Liverpool)



   
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