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Donnchadh (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Neymar is rufio, that is my comment on footballer's hair haha, awesome article though
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"but you are on no account allowed to say: “Sergio Aguero looks much better now that he’s sorted out his hair. ” Because then people might think you’re gay. " Lmfao well said
Letsbehonest (Chelsea) 5 years ago
@timmy Yea it's too bad his hair doesn't match his performance. He needs counseling. Maybe the same person that helped lil wayne
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
You can reply under a specific post instead of the "@whoever" thing. Just go to the post you want to reply to, and click 'reply'. Keeps the forums more readable that way
Letsbehonest (Chelsea) 5 years ago
@cameronjack I agree. Drogba does that because he's old school. Wouldn't be fitting any other
Timmy124 (Blackburn Rovers) 5 years ago
Could this be the reason Torres is struggling so much?
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Shave his head and let him get on with it. That way people can laugh at his bald head and be in awe of his 25+ goals a season, instead of laughing at his 4 goals a season and being in awe of his lady-cut
Timmy124 (Blackburn Rovers) 5 years ago
Or go black to blonde
Blueskiesahead (Chelsea) 5 years ago
See, I'm a Chelsea fan, so I always notice haircuts.... Particularly those that are had by Malouda and Kalou
Sidvicious (Manchester United) 5 years ago
AS much as I agree with most of what the article says.... Noticing Rafael van der Vaart hair beginning to start thinning from the top is a bit too much observation if you know what I mean.... Minor hair trims is not usually what I look out for during a match unless its hair-do like gervinho and the like which pretty much stands out.... Ykno
Cameronjack18 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
And I happen to love drog dog's drip perm. Keepin it classy Didier
Cameronjack18 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha very nice. I tend to dislike it when players get their haircut, it usually means bad news.... Tevez, Torres during the world cup. The only outlier being Messi of course
Nitro (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Very good read, hilarious! Yet no one even mentioning the hair 'style' of balotelli (just shave your head man!) or the outrageous horse hair of Neymar
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I just made this image to demonstrate my beliefs

Once Lucas got the man-cut, he turned into 10 times the footballer he was before. Now I'm just waiting for Carroll to listen to everyone's advice, get a buzz cut and start banging in 20 a season
Araz (Queens Park Rangers) 5 years ago
"Hahahaha, that's awesome mate, and I can't argue with the difference. When he had the "No" cut I would have sworn he was only on the Liverpool team because he was the secret love child of Raffa, but when he got the "Yes" cut he actually deserved to be in the team.

There must be others you can add to the list of footballers who improved when they changed their mops
Thechosenfew (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Gareth bale looks like mickie mouses evil twin with a leave it to beaver haircut. And yes I'm glad someone mentions gervino's hair. What is that?
RickyVelveeta (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Haha epic read.... I've spent far too much time pondering aaron lennon's stupid tribal eyebrow shave and essou-ekotto's many levels of silliness. You are not alone. Mega!
FifaXX (Napoli) 5 years ago
I have always wondered why more footballers don't get hair transplants. I don't know why, but to me it seems like these guys tend to lose their hair a lot sooner than most men their ages. If I made millions a year, was in my late 20's, and had the hairline of Homer Simpson I would probably get the transplants done in the off season.... But now that I think about about it, there may be an inverse relationship to the amount of money you have and how much hair you need on your head...
Achiox (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I thought Rooney was getting one? Didn't it fail? Or is that all just a rumour?
Dre10 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hahaha this was a great read. I must say gervinhos hair has had me in stitches for years now that he's in the premier league I just laugh more

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