Ok so it's not the Arsenal squad yet (or is it? ).... But we're delighted to unveil the new Boldmere Falcons 09/10 Kit.
In classic red and black, featuring Nike and footytube branding, these classic lines will transform even the most incompetent and nerdiest of players into a champagne swigging, babe snagging, Lothario.
What's more, if you're looking to transform your own scoring skills - either on the field, or in the local nightclub, we are now selling these shirts individually - strictly limited edition run of 100 shirts. When we finally break on the interwebs these will be worth a small fortune! And they're selling fast, so make sure you don't miss out.
We'll be in touch with how to order. Don't forget to let us know if you would like the long or short sleeve version and whether it's a child or adult shirt you're after.
Make sure you add "Shirt Order" into the subject line of the mail.
10% of all proceeds go to our charity partner Kick4Life.
It's a great way to see what other people think from other nations and other fans from different clubs without mattering about your nation, color or religion.