(once your familier with the poem read it with the music as well)
[1] When Cardozo scored I could hear those Arsenal fans lurking 11 Trophies in 10 years, I think this interim thing is working
Just like the final last year its the Blue against the Reds We may not have Didier Drogba but we have Fernando Torres
What a 2nd half he had, created a goal from virtually nothing Dummied two defenders and had the camera and crowd buzzing
He muscled off Luisao and raced down deeper and deeper One does not simply let Torres one on one against the keeper
Edged the keeper and slotted it home brilliantly with his shoe Shades of euro 2008 and his champions league goal at camp nou
Benfica tried to walk it in as many times as possible And when you play like Arsenal you win as much as Arsenal
[Chorus] Lampard with his brilliant effort that would'v made the front page I swear if he scored that you would need to restrict me in some sort of cage
He will continue to lay his experience to our youngsters backstage He is like a fine wine, getting better with age
[2] I know Dave was at fault for that pen but I want to back my amigo Remember that crucial intervention when Cardozo laid the ball to Rodrigo
Ramires was very poor that game but he was a real performer He made that brilliant run to get us that stoppage time corner
Chelsea have scored three goals in European finals in two years All assisted by Juan Mata, this man deserves multiple cheers
As he crossed in the ball to where the big Serbian pounced How many important goals has Ivan scored? I'v simply lost count
Benfica ran out of steam in the 2nd half looking so lifeless Winning the competition that we forced Spurs to play in....Priceless
And what about at the end with Cahil's brilliant Cardozo deception Forget match saving, it was a trophy winning interception
[Chorus] Other fans saying we were outclassed and didn't deserved that Europa League gem There is only one way to outclass a team and that's to score more goals than them
Despite the controversies in our transitional season we ended on a high 'Its usually drama with Chelsea but there's always a trophy to remember it by'
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Read it with this music Https://soundcloud.Com/bluffmaster20012/instrumental-2 (start at 21 sec, read Chorus slightly faster)
Archive Poem (from our 6-1 win over QPR in 2012) -------------------------------------------------- I managed to dig up a very old poem of mine (might be one my firsts), I wrote this right after our 6-1 game vs QPR and just before our FA cup final match, who knew something silly would turn into a hobby that I would do regularly (some of those things are still true lol)
Chelsea kicked off with Torres and Terry returing Mazacar also started, hoping to do a first leg overturning
Started the match off patiently, not much attacking or flair Cech bailed us out early as spurs survive san siro scare
Hazard was phenomenal, destroying their right back from all directions Cole was equally brilliant with his tackling and match saving interceptions
Mata and Ramires combined to score a goal that was rather slick Bucherest would then score a sloppy goal off a sh*tty corner kick
Half time was here and the atmosphere around the bridge was very heated With us needing 2 goals to progress another brilliant second half perfomance was needed
We came out guns blazing as Hazard won a free kick that made Bucharest feel even more threatened Mata delievered the cross which was powerfully headed in by our Captain Leader and Legend
Chelsea would continue to wreak havoc as Hazard pretty much retired thier right back Torres would then score from a Hazardous assist and no I'm not delusional or even slightly on crack
He doesn't always score but when he does, he guarantees that our team has qualified For the last 20 minutes he became the player that once used to be a threat worldwide
Madird face Galatasaray, two Legends will be squaring off on this day Drogba vs Mourinho, who did you think I was going to say?
--- 15th - After Our 2-2 Draw Against Man Utd. ---
Before the United game not many were optimistic and expected a good result Thinking this might be the year a team puts an end to our FA Cup assault
An interesting linup was selected considering the game's at Old Trafford Cahil was partnering Luiz and there was no John Terry or Eden Hazard
Chicarito superbly heads the opening goal to put United infront Seems to always score against us that little pea or should I say little c*nt
United would then convert a free kick scored by none other our friendly neighborhood Shrek At this point we were like "Waiter just fk off and don't forget to collect your cheque"
After going 2 goals ahead Utd fans thought 'lets score 5 before the half was even up' But the funny thing is after this period of time Chelsea of 3-4 months ago finally woke up
Actually you know what that last line was poor so scratch it, il get back to it later Chelsea piled on serious pressure and thier threats seem to only get greater
The second half started and for the first time Rafa actually managed Sending out Hazard and pushing Ramires forward to hopefully cause more damage
Hazard scored a beauty and suddenly we were the danger team instead Who else noticed the ridiculous things the Fox commentator said?
Saying stuff like 'why isn't Rio even considered for the England job' Well why don't you watch the Torres incident and U'll see you brainless Knob
Anyways, United lost the ball and we were on the break Ramires got the ball and started to overtake He cuts back on his left and De Gea starts to shake Ramires curls the ball into the net as the Earth begins to quake Milk is served Manchester, would you like some corn flakes? Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Rambo is finally awake!
(pause, and lol at the random corn flakes line)
Finished on a high, maybe should'v actually won as we completly bossed that half Its funny to think how 45 minutes can turn an angry frown into a laugh
United will come to London and hopefully a clean and thrilling game will be produced Shouldn't for a second be overconfident but this game will have been a huge boost
After going 2 goals ahead Utd fans thought 'lets score 5 before the half was even up' I laughed off and said 'bitch please, one does not simply beat Chelsea in the FA Cup'
January is a great month as it brings you football and the transfers This weekend had another Super Sunday ending with United facing Spurs
One team got denied a penalty and got scored on in Fergie time with a beauty That team was United! (and I thought stuff like this only happened in the movies)
But the performance truly belonged to Spurs who simply outclassed United that game While Utd defended very well, thier attacking was not the same
The point certainly brought City a bit closer in this intriguing title race Van Persie scored a good goal, marked by 2 defenders and still finding space Lennon too was very destructive with his dribbling and lighting pace And you can always count on Dempsey to score against Utd even if it wasn't a brace
And ofcourse It wouldn't be complete without Fergie abusing the official like he had commited a theft Saying that the official had an Anti United agenda, which is wierd cause I thought there weren't any left
Newcastle lost after going up, leaving thier fans simply horrified Reading seem to be winning without playing well, mark of a championship winning side
Liverpool hosted Norwich who were simply pawns to pool's army of Queens if it were a game of Chess Sturrige didn't get a proper chance at Chelsea but us fans never wanted him gone as he had potential to success
(pause)
I'm betting Arsenal fans are depressed from this weekend's play Cause Chamack won't get to play against them this comming Wednesday Lol you thought I was gonna' say cause chelsea made them pay? Naaaa I think the former is worse then the latter, don't you say?
I read an article somewhere that said Wenger fined his players for breaking his rules and yes it is as funny as it sounds One was 'non attendance of unused arsenal players at home matches without permission is 1000 pounds'
Another was illegal use of flipflops, yet I still wear them while playing cricket But seriously 1000 pounds, Its almost as much what Arsenal fans pay for thier ticket
Good to see that Cole signed a new deal, I'm sure that's what everyone wanted It was even better to see a 2 goal lead not go t*ts up at 'Rafa's Restuarante'
So Guardiola went to Munich, bringing with him his 'tiki taka' USB that we'v all sort of forgotten If he's gonna' insert that in Bayern he's gonna' need to install some anti virus and quarantine robben
The first game in and already more exciting then the internationals as a whole Liverpool win at home, and another Manchester club scores another late goal
So Bale was having a baby, for both him and Chelsea this was magical It must've been awkard for him seeing Wenger and Terry at the hospital
Chelsea won at the lane, last time they did I had farely small kneecaps If you missed the game (god knows why) il give you some very quick recaps
Cahil opened the scoring, hitting the ball so hard Friedal nearly bled Then Gallas equalised, from a set piece redirected through his head Lennon then scuffed a shot which Defoe poached, spurs were now ahead Mata would then score through a crowd, shifting the momentum to us instead He went on to score another, from a Hazard pass that couldn't be read Mata would then destroy Walker and assist Sturridge to put this game to bed
Outclassed Spurs today with flicks tricks back heels and more gloss London is blue not white, It will take them a while 2-4get this loss
We all praised Mata alot but there's another who is also 'Juan' of a kind If you don't know who I'm taking about you Petr Cech between the line
One thing I gotta' give credit to AVB for.... Now hear me out before you reject He bought Cahil and Mata while at chelsea, to score against him today Respect
And how can I forget Arsenal's loss against a team beaten 4-1 by you know who No no, that's too kind.... They were beaten by a side liverpool thrashed 5-2
Put your damn Fifa 13 and other pointless topics to bed Club football is back baby! Lets all watch that instead Spurs, Shaktar 2 games against Utd, quite a tough looking spread Its not that its hard it just all came at once.... (pause).... That's what she said
Ok so now onto some facts about our game against Spurs They are unbeaten in 9 matches, certaintly no ametuers
Bale has had 12 shots on target this season, will be a handfull for Bane Spurs have lost just 2 times in thier last 22 games at White Hart Lane
We are yet pay in the second quarter, not kidding you can check our receipts We have the best defensive record, conceding 4 goals and keeping 4 clean sheets
Lampard could make his 500th start for us The man's a legend, this needs no furthur discuss
We need to watch out for Spur's counterattack, Luiz needs to stay alert Cauker's inexperience could pave spaces for Torres who cd cause some hurt
I think it will be a close entertaining match and 1 team may not dominate the other We've already beaten 1 london club this season, lets go out and beat another
Not too many Jabs at the Spurs in this one, il save that for after the game (hopefully)
Sunderland went to the Ethihad hoping to score between the sticks Instead got a 3 nil bashing via an Aguero goal and 2 brilliant free kicks
West bromwich continue to impress, beating QPR who again fail to attract New players failing to impress could see a certain manager getting sacked
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So now onto our game, hoping this would be a stroll in the park When Norwich scored I felt like feeding my dog to a shark Then Torres scored, I was happy again and could step out of the dark We bossed the game since then and never looked like missing the mark
Nando's been a big reason for our good start this season as a whole Afterall, he scored our equalizer and bicycle kick assisted lampard for his goal He may not be the El nino of old but he is starting to get on a roll Mata reminds me of a young Xavi with an Iniesta type stroll
Hazard getting on the scoresheet was also great to watch Who else wants to kick Chris Foy in his v*gina slash crotch
3 blatent penalties, wtf referees you do this for a fkn living It's like thier saying 'if your not english we'r simply just not giving'
I wish I had long finger nails so I could scratch all thier backs FA its these kinds of things that make people call you 'bunch of twats' Ok enough of that talk now, I promise I won't dispatch Afterall we'l probably see some honest officiating in tommorow's clean match
Haha bullsh*t Howard Webb is the referee, this match is already set Newcastle have started complaining about the red cards they are gonna' get
Different Type of Poem, its very short and I tried using just the 1 word for the all the ryhmes (ight), bit challenging.... But hope you enjoy
So we played Nordsjaelland away, shd be an easy win right? Score doens't tell you anything cause they sure gave us a fight Match was never set in stone till the last ten minutes of the night Special mention to Okore for his defending and passing tonight So Mata scored the first goal, Lamps with the pass so accurate and light Norsjaellend was very impressive, Barca esc passing and I'm not even bieng polite They could've scored with two good chances, giving me plenty of fright Cech and Cole made brilliant saves, As long as we have them I am alright Luiz then scored a fantastic free kick, it was a delight Getting us that cruicial second goal, now I can relax and be a bit more bright It ended up being 4 nil to us, I'm starting to run out of things to write We'r top of the League and group, not bad for a team in transition right?
Emrites was packed, fans taking thier seats some even darting Team news had arived with Hazard, Oscar and Mata all starting
We bossed the first quarter and made Arsenal fans a tad bit Sad In first half we had 54 % possesion, Gooners get Mad
Arsenal were very bland, looking like a foriegn team from mars We had to score first, one could say it was 'written in the stars'
Arsenal defence looking very weak, Its like they forgot how to use thier foreheads No didier drogba this time but there was fernando torres
The goal was more tasty then an iced sherry peach cobbler Nando making Koscielny look like a pathetic long neck toddler
Gervinho scored a nice goal, felt Luiz backed of a bit and got caught Arsenal were threatning in patches but still didn't look that hot Our Defence was really solid, you guys simply overshot Call it luck or an off day, fact is we took our chances and you did not
Torres bossed the defence and led the line well, Drogba esc flicks and slick Won the free kick which Mata converted through a brilliant curling free kick
Good win for us today, Gooners stand back and just Adore Everyone loving Koscielny last game, now thier giving him the roar Its not just between the 2 Manchester clubs now, we'r also gonna' cause war If you thought Arsenal were going to win you might 1-2 Cech the score
Speaking of Cech he was brilliant today making two amazing stops After podulski and Giroud got robbed I was getting ready to call the cops!
Our defence was physical, organized, sharp and determined Something Arsenal lacked today, they really missed the big German
The Spaniards doin it for us today, El Nino and our master playmaker Juan Mata Mikel and Ramires's partnership looking more classy then the new hyundai sonata
Hopefully we can continue this momentum, giving other teams a nervous twitch Move Aside Arsenal, we'r the new Sexy football of the League b*tch