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BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 2 months ago
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36 - Chelsea win the Premier League!
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On Sunday Chelsea matamatatickly secured the premier league crown
Its seems years ending in five are quite good for the blue town

From our first top flight title in 1955
To our next one in 2005
To becoming champions in 2015
To 1905 bieng the year we came alive

The team that's been top since August won the league, suitable
We may not be invincible but we certainly were immovable

In 10 months Cesc won what with Arsenal wasn't achievable
Under Mourinho his contribution and playstyle was unbelievable

Him and Costa formed a partnership that was pretty scary
More scary then watching a game with Micheal Owen's commentary

I welcome all rival fans to join us on our open bus parade
And don't worry the bus won't be parked I know the charade

Lots of talk on how boring we'v been to the point that its unhealthy
So lets take a look at things that are more boring than Chelsea

For instance how about Arsenal Fan TV's constant moaning
Or an interview with Pellegrini wether it be direct or telephoning

To Aaron Lennon's face when he became an Everton player
To England friendlies or that show Buffy the Vampire Slayer

How about when your in a competition and you get silver
To good old boring James Milner

To coverage on Gerrard going out on a high and never being forgotten
To that movie called Ohshe's Eleven starring Adam Johnson

To hearing Robbie Savage on match of the day or BBC's radio
To Barcelona fan's true love for Chelsea and Jose Mourinho

To Europa League scuppering Spurs chances of getting top 4 by a peep
To Ronaldo outdoing himself in the douchebag category each week

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Imagine if Brendan Rodgers had Twitter
Think of the massacres
But I don't think he would ever sign up
Because he would only get 140 characters

Everyone wants Klopp to go on a high which is certainly on the cards
Maybe he should try and see if Dortmund could sign Steven Gerrard
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 2 months ago
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35 - Fabregas is Magic, He wears a Magic Hat!
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To Jose boring is ten years without winning a Premier League title
As Chelsea went to king power for a game where winning was vital

Its wasn't funny when Dave slipped but I do think I know why he freaks
He was honoring the legend Gerrard because we face them in two weeks

They might even have to give us a guard of honour that’s celebratory
It will be nice for Stevie to finally taste some form of title glory

What better way to sign off and enjoy your birthday which is soon
Don't know the exact date but I’m sure it’s right around the saloon

After that brief scare in the 1st Chelsea would equalize right away
Drogba Terry took care of business like they used to back in the day

Matic has played 40 matches this season and has only lost once
With that win yesterday Chelsea are on an 14 match unbeaten run

And that Ramires goal at the end was truly the cherry on the cake
Willian was bigger lungs then a blue whale the guy is always awake

And Fabregas's magic hat can do more than w/e Coutinho can threaten
Another assist and good game along-with our captain, leader and legend

With that win we further distanced ourselves from the chasing pack
It’s funny that Coutinho's stats are equaled by our right back

We’ve broken a new record for most weeks at number one
Three teams on big winning streaks we’ve just outdone

Cahill displayed more character than Liverpool's entire team did at Hull
Boring to finish with a title? Let’s ask a team who’s been there in Arsenal

Rival fans seem to think they can sting us by chanting boring boring
But our away fans chanted it louder as we were scoring scoring
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 2 months ago
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34 - United have been our b*tch recently, and long may it continue
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On Saturday we had an opportunity to inch closer to that medal
With United coming to the bridge and looking to revel

United were in form with Mata dominating and Rooney scoring for fun
But all that doesn't matter when you are facing the special one

As Chelsea's lion slays Manchester's red devil
Hazard's good but still not at Shinji Kagawa’s level

Apparently United were the better side since they played with less distain
Well its a good thing football's not a beauty contest but a tactical game

All that possession but the same number of shots on target
As they claw at fine lines
Another £150 million in the summer
And they could threaten Chelsea's goal a few more times

And what a lovely sight it must be to watch Eden Hazard play live
He's faster than the rate at which everyone forgot Ander Herrera's dive

Mata staying back and meeting the team was a nice spot
Meanwhile De Gea is still celebrating Rooney's shot

When he dived my life flashed before me but then I instantly felt great
At the end of the day the more expensive team won.... Oh wait

Louis Van Gaal claimed the moral victory in his post match defeat
I'm not one to question a man with diagrams and an excel spreadsheet

And what about that Mikel nutmeg which he did with extreme care
He may have his critics but we really have missed his flair

Arsenal reach another FA cup final while not playing at their best
Only Wenger can now save us from a Steven Gerrard media wankfest
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 4 months ago
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33 - Another trophy? Yess please.... Revenge against the Spurs complete.
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Carefree, wherever we may be
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley
To getting robbed by Burnley?

If we won tonight it would be our 14th trophy since Roman's hijack
The topic before the final was who was going to fill the Matic gap
I thought Cahill as it would be insanely clever and not only because he'll track
But because when he backs off he slots into his actual position of centreback

From Jose complaining that there is a conspiracy or campaign
To Chelsea winning a trophy at Wembley and drinking champaign
Unless your Eden Hazard in which case the champaign was mundane
Zouma's pocket must be huge from all the players he's managed to contain
From sterling, aguero, lukaku to now erikson and the hurricane
The captain, leader legend scored the first as the crowd went insane
The 2nd might be credited as a walker own goal which is totally inhumane
But to me and all chelsea fans the Fabregas and Costa duo is back in reign

When Jose sprayed water at the camera I thought he was in for some bans
With the new sponsorship deal Chelsea went from plastic to rubber fans?

That last joke might not be that admired
Can't help it, I was a bit tyre'd

And how about that spurs fan throwing a coin at Diego which he decided to retain
Now he can buy that DVD that Spurs will release from white hart lane
The one titled "Spurs - The minutes we weren'’t losing on that Wembley terrain"
With all exclusive 44 minutes from that first half in that heavy rain

A shout out to the back four who put in a brilliant shift especially JT and Azpi
Just the Premier League left and Cahill would have won everything at Chelsea

And kudos to Cech for another clean sheet but also one to T-bo
Who's double man of the match performances got us to the final as we all know

Spurs giving the europa excuse as a factor of them losing is quite witty
To that remark I will simply say: "Try telling that to Manchester City"

BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 9 months ago
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32 - Poem from our 4-2 win vs Swansea (feat. Diegoals Costa)
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The first 30 minutes i'd rather watch Young & Restless
As Swansea ran the show and left our defence completely breathless
Then all of a sudden we got out of our Dodge and into our Lexus
As a certain Hazard shifted the game and left Swansea headless

Unlike United we actually started to play cleverly
Pressing higher and moving about with tons of energy
Costa is like our Popeye but instead of spinach he eats celery
A good striker is like gas, silent but deadly

Costa now has 7 goals in 4 games, those are FIFA numbers to huge degrees
And here I thought the playstation controllers left the house with David Luiz

Terry and Matic were poor but it settled down once Ramires came on
Imagine saying that ^ last season, you'd get smacked with a baton

The Bridge was at full voice in singing praises of Diego astronomically
Getting a chance to chant "he scores when he wants" un-ironically

But I'm still unhappy with our strikers to a point of extreme irritation
They need to put more effort in training working on thier goal celebration
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 9 months ago
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31 - Poem from our 3-6 win at Everton!
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Playstation defending, multiple heart attacks and Remy beginning a new career.
Eto'o scoring on debut and Costa looking more cunning than a Killdeer.
Rival fans who said we only play anti-football starting to disappear.
Lukaku's "Chelsea reject, Fernando Torres is better than you" cheer

Goodbyes and goodlucks were said to our beloved El Nino.
Who recieved the bigger spanking? Coleman or Fernandinho?

City struggled against Stoke even with enough strikers to form a quartet
And shockingly that match wasn't even in Stoke, or on Tuesday or windy or wet!

Young not asking for a pen the one time he actually had a good case, surreal
Whats more shocking, Sanogo starting or Mikel assisting with a backheel!?

Liverpool had a great weekend like us,
So out of respect I won't troll them and simply skip.
BTW.... Did you see Gerrard's ice bucket clip?
Poor guy had to sit down so he wouldn't slip.

Transfer deadline day is a historic event and not one for the pikers
United bought Falcao, cause apparently you can't have enough big wage, injury prone strikers

Just saw Harry's car window rolling down, sublime.
And I think he went with the large fries this time.

It's actually a shame that Malky Mackay was not with a club tonight
There was a good selection of players, some were even white

All in all a nice quiet deadline day, all we are missing now is a goal from Drogba.
Fantastic transfer window Jose, in the next one lets sign that guy called Pogba
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
30 - Demba Ba, you legend! We Beat Liverpool, again
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So the pool fans seem to be outraged about Chelsea and certainly aren't keeping quiet
Blaming Chelsea for refusing to play in a manner that will allow them to run riot!

Dirty tactics being employed by Chelsea, those pool fans keep on ranting to all
Well, how about harping about the tactics of some of your own fans used at Formby hall?

I'v heard of you'll never walk alone (although Mignolet was walking pretty alone in the 92 minute)
Now there's you'll never sleep alone and you'll never slip alone as well, there's simply no limit

Its not a normal day if a few Liverpool fans aren't malicious
Ah well, your tears of unfathomable sadness are simply delicious

Suarez hasn't scored a single goal against the top 4 teams this season in the premier
Not saying he isn't a good player, just stating facts [*cough* awarded best player of the year]

How about that post match interview from the Special One, which is routine
Giving Redknapp the same high praise he gave last week to Mike Dean

But watch out Jose, you know how the FA reign
They might charge you for insinuating that Redknapp has a brain

Don't let this f****** slip, he said as means a motivating fuel
The irony that occurred yesterday is so overwhelming its almost cruel

I don't get Rogers comments, blasting us for our tactics like some bitter politician
How about not fielding an insane attacking side against a happy sitting back opposition
Ask yourself what in the blue f*ck was Gerrard doing in CB, watching a rendition?
You refused to compromise on your principles Brendan and were simply a poor tactician

So apparently the Gerrard slip was the reason for their defeat, wow
Can I apply the same logic for that 'unlucky' slip by Kompany now?

Liverpool had 74% possession and did absolutely nothing with it in their own town
End of the day, Liverpool were simply not good enough to break Chelsea down
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago

29 - Napoli x2, Zlatan's kind words, Diego Torres, Barca's prefered beverage, What was Gerrard doing in Dortmund?
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Tuesday's loss was the second time PSG had lost by 2 goals in 100+ matches
Its also the 2nd time we'v caused Cavani and Lavezzi tons of head scratches

I wonder what those two must be thinking, especially Cavani who must be in regret
"Which country do we have to go to beat this team with a 3-1 aggregate? "

P-aris, please S-ay G-oodbye cause you got served like a certain team whom we'v put past four
Like our fantastic Stamford Bridge crowd sang "Champions of Europe, we'v done it before"

Let me now recap those dramatic and legendary last few minutes for you
Cahill pumped the ball long into the penalty area as bodies flew
Alex headed it clear but it didn't go far with Torres right on his shoe
Ball fell to father time who turned with the agility of a Messi on debut

His shot was blocked by Jallet who thought he did something crafty
He did nothing of the sort as the rebound fell to the world class Azpi

He went for a shot, or was it a cross? Either way it wasn't on PSG's agenda
It took a deflection and was scooped into the net by the brilliant falling Demba

It was un'ba'leivable, Chelsea had done just enough to qualify
But wait, whats that in the distance, a bird? A plane? A firefly?

Who's that sprinting lighting fast on the touchline, its making me sob
It was just Mourinho running like he clearly didn't want the Chelsea job

What a Chelsea legend Mourinho is, telling the players not to get carried away
Saying stuff like "there's still a lot to be done, Ba play CB before PSG get underway"
And a few brilliant Cech saves later, it was indeed time for the big hooray!
The fans and players started cheering, and what about those priceless faces on display

(*cough* Roy Keane *cough* Nasser Al Khelaifi *cough*)

Special mention to Luiz, that's the brilliant player we missed
39 passes completed, 6 clearances, 5 tackles and 1 assist

In the event we draw Atlético, there's speculation on whether they'll pay Courtois's fee
If Atletico agree to a 'loser must keep Torres match', i'd let them play Courtois for free

How about Zlatan's greeting with Mourinho after the game, what a nice man
A better love story than a Diego Torres book and a tender loving garbage can
I also loved Mourinho's "kisses to your family" remark, was it part of a plan?
Maybe hinting at Zlatan to move his family to West London, in a quick span

Could you imagine if Diego Torres wrote a book on this, that would be a fatality
Messi scoring against Chelsea goes together as much as Diego Torres and the word 'neutrality'
In his idiotic, irrational universe this is how he would precede the above as being the reality
The headline of his book would read 'Mourinho fumes at Zlatan', “diseases to your family!”

I don't know who's miss was funnier as a whole, Cavani? Or the 50 by Missataryan
John Terry's the perfect guy u'd want to have over two legs, at least that's what she told everyone

You gotta' feel for Dortmund though, they gave it a real go and nearly made Ronaldo cry like a chick
He was sweating more than the security guards holding Gerrard back were, when Madrid were awarded that spot kick

Its clear that someone will actually need to commit murder for Webb to award a penalty on a plate
But it was nice to see Barca enjoy some Koke after the 7up they enjoyed on last year's similar date
Personally I prefer Pepsi, but no that's fine, I'm sure Barca will bounce back nice and great
All they need to do is settle down, regroup and get their cheque book out.... Oh wait

And of course Messi found it hard to score against Courtois again, you do know he's originally a blue
To those Barca fans who didn't want to play Chelsea and their boring football, well now you won't have to

BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Memory Bank - Poem from our game vs Napoli 2012 [Both Legs]

[Napoli - Chelsea, 21 Feburary 2012]

Sturridge's pass took a small detour as it looped up in the air to Mata who put it away
His volley, which found its way past De Sanctis put Chelsea infront against the run of play

But the hope to end a four match winless run was soon over, Chelsea fans grew colder
As Lavezzi soon found the bottum corner and Cavani nudged home Inler's cross with his shoulder

Chelsea's reargaurd was exposed yet again as Luiz's clearance was seized by Cavani
He then fed it Lavezzi who's finish was more pretty than a celebration done by Nani

Thankfully, furthur embarrasment was saved thanks to Cole's clearance of the line
But what kind of significance would that save really have? Chelsea were in decline

[Chelsea - Napoli 14 March 2012]

After Villas-Boas admitted of the lacking of backing of both players and owner, he got the sacking
Di Matteo assumed control till the end of the season, hoping to fix what Chelsea were lacking

Things did not look good as Cech was forced into many saves early on, Napoli fans became bitchier
Then we scored from out of nowhere as Ramires's brilliant cross met the twisting and turning head of Didier

Cavani had the shoes of Torres it seemed as he missed chance after chance
As Terry powered home Lampard's cross, suddenly Napoli fans were not in such romance

But then Terry's headed clearance fell straight to Inler who scored, everyone was dismantled
Then Napoli cracked under our immense pressure as the former Scouse defender had handled

The tie was now level as Lampard's spot kick was fearsly struck into the back of the net
As extra time began and it became the case of whichever club blinked first would regret
Drogba transfromed from scorer to provider as his brilliant play and pass was met
By Ivanovic who fired home a thumping legendary goal to cause a massive massive upset

The Napoli fans were more shocked then Torres was when Di Matteo blindsided him with an aggresive hug
It was like it was written in the stars or something, that night gave any fan's heartstrings a tug

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BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
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28 - Poem from our 6-0 win against Arsenal
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What a brilliant Saturday morning we all got
I might not get to it all but I’ll give it a shot
3rd big massacre for the Gunners, is Wenger losing the plot?
Arsenal sure do not like this early kick off slot
There was one question I wanted to ask earlier but I forgot
How the hell did Liverpool only put 5 past this lot?

You gotta' give respect to Chelsea though, who simply couldn't be barged
Trying to score 1000 goals in honour of Wenger's 1000th game in charge

I bet Wenger wanted to build a fence around him using lots of wattles
For me he is a specialist, a specialist in abusing water bottles

It was Chelsea's biggest win against Arsenal in history
How we won that game with Hazard being in 3rd gear is a mystery

And what about that referee, great performance i'd say (unconvincingly)
He is representing FA's discrimination campaign oh so perfectly

Although, Gibbs probably sent the ref a gift basket with a note of thanking
For excusing him nice and early from that brutal spanking

After a series of big beatings, Arsenal will be extremely low on morale
You'd think after scorelines of 6-3 5-1 6-0 They'd have played tennis with Nadal

Salah looks an exciting player, Mata/Drogba esque first touch
Mixed with a dribbling style that resembles Robben oh so much

I also like how Mourinho Salah-brated his goal, he looks a gem
Can't wait to see more of him as well as Luiz at CDM

So in the end, we beat le Arse six nil, evil trumping good, London is Chelsea
It’s not all bad for Arsenal though, at least they found a cheap backup for Szczesny

;)
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
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27 - Poem from our 3-0 win to the Toons and not about Arsenal's 5-1 loss at Liverpool
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Arsenal got destroyed by the Kop
Canaries stifle City as they flop
Mourinho's Chelsea is back on top
Can Fulham upset Utd and shut up shop?

City lacked passion on their road trip to the Carrow
I guess they are more than a bit reliant on Sergio Aguero

Norwich defended like Chelsea while City played a rich hoodlum
Even the cottage cheese beat Norwich away, City, you are worse than Fulham

It seems Mourinho has broken City mentally
While Liverpool have broken Arsenal quite literally

They battered the Gunners and had them twirling
Sas was MOTM, but this time it was Skrtel And Sterling

Liverpool fans are easy to spot, with their huge ass grins
Threw the 'so-called best defence in the league' into bins
This one is right up there on the list of most impactful wins
As for the Arsenal, race for the 4th place begins

Liverpool must'v felt good beating Arsenal infront of their many Legends
But you gotta' give props to Arsenal for holding their own for about 30 seconds

And what about that tweet from Left-Ass Cheek on that Mesut Özil fella
Or should I say Mesut Ozilch, cause he loves hiding under that umbrella
Anyways, he said "Ozil this Is the prem mate, it’s not all #niceynicey over here!"
Anfield is becoming that dangerous fortress that all teams are beginning to fear

Arsenal in dire need of a lift, thank god their next match is only against United
If 5-1 thing to say about that game, it's that if United win, i'll be delighted

Lets move from teams whose wheels are falling off faster than lightning
To a team whose wheels may not be on yet, but who's bolts are tightening

A big thanks to City and Arsenal, keeping that top spot warm was very kind
But don't worry now, Jose will take it from here if you don't mind

It may just be two small points but i'd still like to enforce
That what a mighty big jump it is for such a small horse

Chelsea looked stable, we'r not simply saddling up for a champions league place
Hay, what about that world class goal from Hazard, what a brace

That touch from Eto'o was class, nice crosses from Bane as well, both can take a bow
I don't want to stirrup anything but we gotta' be a mane contender now

But i'll leave this topic now, don't wanna cause anything unhealthy
But Hay, what a Hazourdous day for the Toons and unbridled joy for Chelsea


[Ok il stop with the horse references now ]
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
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26 - Poem from our 1-0 win at the Etihad
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Mourinho made the planno
Navas is speedy gonzalo
Bravo Branno you were the manno
Luiz is better in midfield than Paulinho and Luiz Gustavo

So now that the random opening is out of the way, lets talk about the game
Chelsea took the game to the lions den and left City in absolute shame

Chelsea made the lions of Manchester play like little scared pigeons
Is Manchester blue or red? Its neither because Manchester is 'kittens'

'kittens' is in no way an edit for another nasty word that rhymes with 'it'
Lets talk about Matic though, who locked face to face with Yaya and made him submit
Is it safe to say that Matic is the January transfer window hit?
Naaaa, let's atleast wait until Kim Kallstrom is fit

It was the first time City failed to score in 62 matches
Gone are the days where we only played well in small patches
We fked around a little at the beginning but then played good for long batches
Taking the game full on and leaving the opposition with head scratches
What a peach strike from Bane, I suddenly forgot all those god-awful crosses
But he is a big game player that always has a big game goal in him, he simply bosses

David Moyes isn't the only one breaking records and entertaining
City's first home defeat this season means ours is the only home record left maintaining
It was also our 4th consecutive away clean sheet, lets keep on reigning
We now have to start winning against mid-team teams cause we don't have many big games remaining

Azpi and Terry were absolute rocks
Willian with his all red pitchmap worked his socks!
Cech was more reliable than a high school clock
And Cahil with his customary world class blocks

And ofcourse, who can forget about Hazard, who was smoother than one of those playground pebbles
In the end the best team won, we'v done the double over city and now lets make it a treble!

So the ultimate offense meets the ultimate defence in a match that was expected to be an incredibly close show
Turns out defence walks all over offense, I could've sworn I watched this on Sunday night, the ball was shaped like a lemon though

Its a shame that Fernandinho was injured, that news must'v come as a bombshell
If only City had a large enough squad with endless talent on the bench *cough* Milner Rodwell

Our back-line was beautiful, Cech, Cahil, Terry, Bane and Azpi were absolutely faultless
You know Chelsea have performed well when Barcelona fans start giving Mourinho plaudits

Even Liverpool fans joined in, its interesting cause hating on Mourinho was usually their trend
But its nice they watched the game, hopefully they got a few pointers on how to actually defend

We've done it to Napoli, Bayern, Barca and now City, won't those disbelievers ever learn?
Even if a million odds are stacked against us, its rarely ever our concern

Hope City enjoyed that MNM, it was given rather sweetly to them on their own grass
I'm not talking about the candy MNM but Jose Mourinho's Monday Night Masterclass

By the way, has anyone seen a parked bus? I was told tonight to expect one
Oh there was a bus alright, but it was in City's half running over everyone


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BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
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25 - Poem from our 2-1 win vs Liverpool
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It was our first league win against the Reds in over three years
Mourinho's record is untouchable, no one even dare interfere

Eden Hazard scored for the second game running, gliding past everyone like a ghost
Eto scored the winner by brilliantly beating Mignolet and Skirtel, giving them the roast
Willian slowly justifying his transfer fee, to his hardworking mentality I give a toast
All While Fernando "Almost" Torres almost scored a goal for the ages.... Almost!

Dave was absolutely brilliant, Jose will consider shifting him to RB permanently
Oscar was a major key to our rapid press, leading by example so vibrantly

And what about that Howard Web performance, again leaving Liverpool with a lot of grieve
All I'm going to say is that Feguson would'v been proud of that performance
Also beavers are always going to beave [Suarez]

Mourinho deserves his credit, hard and direct running, defending deep and lightning quick transitions
The guy has more famous and memorable quotes than most directors philosphers and politicians

It was funny to hear all the Liverpudlian rants towards Howard Webb, boy can they cry
In the future Liverpool, it might help if you don't post photo-shopped pictures of the guy

Jose was too much for Rodgers, the guy is a class veteran
Back to the usual position for Liverpool, below Everton

I don't think Suarez had a bad game, but didn't look threatening as such
I think it just shows what happens when he doesn't get fed as much

Credit must go to Chelsea, for starving him for most of the bout
They primarily did this.... .... By subbing Ivanovic out

I felt kinda bad when Sakho had to go off due to his muscle strain
Torres didn't help the matter either, putting him in even more pain

I bet that's why he swapped shirts at half time, incase later he didn't have a chance
Since he knew he might not last till the end, he best get his souvenir in advance

This is what we've been missing, we looked so strong
Unity at Stamford Bridge whilst the crowd singing our song
We refused to be bullied
Refused to be proven wrong
Chelsea simply bossed Liverpool all night long

;)
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Niru's poem on Juan Mata

There's only Juan Mata
Only Juan in the world
He's blue, nothing else Matas
Defences he always trolls
It's like he's in a park, taking a stroll
Watch how magically the ball he curls
Scores beautiful goals
Or the pass out wide to Ashley Cole

He's a true blue
Tiny lad from Spain
About his passion you have no clue
The world's best football brain
Defenders scream in mental pain
For a magician like him you can't contain
Try stopping him, you're efforts in vain
He can pass through a bullet train

There's only Juan Mata
And he wears our Chelsea kit
Nothing else Matas
Our hearts he instantly lit

Only Juan Mata!
Niru 1 year ago
BluFFmaster (Chelsea) 1 year ago
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24 - Poem from our game vs West Ham and nothing else
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*If you are a Spurs, United fan do not read this
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"So yesterday I predicted a City 3 Tottenham 0 scoreline, I really overestimated Spurs"
"But dude, it was a brilliant prediction for half-time if that's what it refers"

To use some NFL terminology, Spurs were simply pup
You know when AVB is bringing on Adebayor, he is giving up

As for Spurs, well, it looks like their team is finally beginning to gel
Daniel Sturridge has scored as many goals as their whole team, all is not well

Actually, so has Luis Suarez, in 5 fewer games, ok ok fine, I will ease up and stop the mocking
Its probably just the atmosphere, I mean the atmosphere can't shoot, defend, and it's tactics are shocking
Now I know Liverpool haven't spent that much money (LOL) but this is pretty clowning
Soldado resembling the 30m flop Carrol and Lamela being the new Argentine Downing

Are Spurs in crisis or circus? Regardless, here's something that'll get them in a good mood after yesterday's bummer
The good news for Spurs fans is they won't have to worry about Madrid sniffing about ANY of their players this summer

(to quote Moyes, post match)

"It’s a tough place to come after international duty and I would have taken the result before the game"
Be afraid United fans, be very afraid. When Hodgson was at Liverpool he said things of the same

Well played Cardiff, good point to get despite the obstacle
Rumor has it, at half time they all tuned in to watch "Kim-Possible"

Are refs not aware that Fergie is gone, and they can actually deal with United players the way the rulebook tells them to in the Premier
Man United v Spurs next Sunday could decide which one gets the edge in a chance for a play-off place for the Europa League next year

Does Boruc not know that goalies aren't meant to keep possesion
He does however receive a 10 out of 10 for his Joe Hart impression

Giroud certainly showed him the pressing game
Boruc and Szczesny, 'Poles apart' one can proclaim

Anyways, what about that performance by Mikel, he did a fine job again and should take a bow
And when will those spanners stop booing Lampard? You think they would've learnt by now

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Hmm, maybe should'v actually talked a bit more about our game



   
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