This is a tough one. Arms sound great, but you'd have to drag them everywhere. Legs would mean you'd be really fast and tall. I'd have to go with arms

Arms

Legs would be less of a pain to live life with, as ant has expressed, and being tall and fast would benefit almost any sport you play so, legs

Well I need longer legs, My current tripod is tilting backwards

Legs, so I'm tall

Legs like crouch wouldnt be bad, I could be a famous striker then.

I'd take horns because my tail would get caught in doors and girls don't like monkey men!

Horns! Tails would drag everywhere!

Horns man. Badass!Hahaha

Tail! Its like another limb to use whereas horns don't have any benefit

I prefer a tail. Keeps the balance after a heavy night's drinks. If the horns are the big ones like hellboy, it will be difficult to drive in a non-convertible car....

Definitely horns man, that's so wicked. Everyone would be afraid of me

Monkey tail, if its the same type as Dragonball Z

If I had a monkey tail, I would cut it off, lol no, I would probably rap it round my leg and hide it or something

Hmm, monkey tail: do I need a second appendage that's got a mind of its own? YES!

Of course, the ability to fly two feet above the ground, 2 seconds a day being God is useless to me

Same, although maybe 2 seconds is enough to change everything! I don't know! I'm not God lol

2 secs a day, and ill use th epower to grant me the second power!

Strength of a god for two seconds a day. I mean you don't have to tell anyone you don't have that strength the rest of the time. You could just say, hey guys, shut up or I'll throw this car at you. And when they go - yeah right - you lift it up and chuck it. They won't ever challenge you again.

Everyone would be all like "Hey theres that guy that has the strength of a God" and you could laugh to yourself "yeah for two seconds a day"

Plus the ladies would love you

The strength of God and His powers are infinite. Can do a lot even for 2 secs if properly planned. Will wnat His powers for sure...

Unless if it's two minutes then i'll consider taking it

It's strength of a god, not all the powers of a God. Flying anyday

Godlike strength doesn't seem that useful, but godlike powers sure are. Godlike powers are either immeasurable or non-existent, but if they are, damn, you could probably use those two seconds a day for more than anyone would ever achieve in a lifetime. Although flying is pretty awesome too, I'd definitely pick the God powers

God strength so I can make my self fly

One hundred percent god, if I had the power for 2 seconds, I would quickly make myself appear in OT, or make cheryl cole appear in my bed, not bad for the rest of your life, you gotta' think and use your brain...

This would be simple for an atheist lol

The definition of a God as all-present, all-powerful and omnipotent follows that at any point in time, a God is at all possible points.... That is to say, eternal in both space and time. So if one were granted a God's powers, even for the most minuscule portion of a nanosecond, he would be endowed with God-like powers for eternity, become everything and everywhere and always and never. But who wants that curse? Give me the slight hovering any day and let me die when my time comes!

Lol, that's a toughie.... Maybe the rusted car...

I'd rather walk lol.... Depends on how old I am. I'm too young to drive anyway, so probably the Lamborghni, and then display it in a case somewhere!

Lamborghini, I'd sell it without letting them smell it

Lambo! It just smells right? It doesn't actually have the feeling and stuff? Because then I'd just modify my sunglasses to plug my nose while I drive haha

Hahaha best question yet. A car that looks like crap or a car that smells like crap. Awesome.

I think I'd take the Lamborghini, and slowly drive by the ladies, but park it way, way way away. When they ask for a spin in it, I'll say - the night is beautiful, why don't we walk?

Then I would drive my stinking car home, smiling and satisfied

Ant, it will be bad if the smell sticks to your clothings.... I'd rather walk

I would take the shitty lamborghini, and sell it to a man with a blocked nose, lol

Toes probably

12 fingers, so I can hold my guinness better when I'm drunk

Both of these sound like a curse. 12 toes, because I could just hide them away

Wouldn't mind 12 fingers - makes using the keyboard much easier. 12 toes mean you need wider shoes...

12 toes for the same reason ant is stating

The toes for extra stability and agility! You guys probably haven't heard of the fact that Messi has 12, on each foot?

12 toes so I can hid it, its very hard to hid 12 figures

This is easy.... 12 fingers.... Some people are born with extra fingers and they just remove it when they are babies

Hahaaha, 150 years.... I always wanted to s**t in my pants and not care about it...

30!Ahahahaha jet!

150 years, definitely. I'd be a superstar

150 years!

Megan Fox all the way! I would actually rather both at the same time but as the saying goes, "You can't have your cake and have sex with it"  

OH MY. This is tough. Ill go for jennifer aniston man. Experience is key!

Okok! Whoopi goldberg or oprah winfrey?

Aniston for me, fox looks like she would hurt me...

Oprah Winfrey because she is rated as the 3rd richest person of African descent

Yeah charlie, but that's what it's all about, hardcore ride, so megan for the win I would let her rape me without any second thoughts whatsoever

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Lets keep the "which celebrity would I do" chat to that topic

Megan Fox!

That's not even a fair comparison. Megan Fox is like 20 years younger than Jennifer Aniston. Or 15 years something like that

Definetly megan fox, jennifer aniston is 41 years old, god that's bad...

With 1 milion dollars I can find many people who would "love" me

A million dollars. I already have true love.... Ah footytube, you're so good to me

I agree with M4, a million dollars will get you a lot of true loves.

The poorest man in the gutter can still find true love, but he won't necessarily get a million dollars. With that money, he could clean up, shave, nice car, nice house, start a company.... And after that the rest is gravy

I have seen true love hampered by consequences of financial issues. I'll go for the million bucks as true love can still be attainable when you are rich...

Materialists

Ha! Ha! You win some, you lose some...

True love, man. I don't have much use for money

1 million dollar when? Inflation/deflation can make a difference there! Lol
I'd go true love because with that, I'm sure a couple can succeed beyond the cash flow.

$1 million

1 million dollars, then i'll find 20 true loves, lmao!

Ugliest!

That's what pillowcases were made for. Pop one on her head, one on your head (in case hers falls off) and that is the 'double bag' method. After that, enjoy the ride

Being ugly for this purpose will do justice by simply switching off the lights, or even wear one of Ant's gorilla masks

Beautiful woman any day!An average woman could only make me laugh...

An average woman with a good sense of humour. Beautiful women with attitude issues make me puke (No offense to any beautiful readers out there)....

Average looking! "hahahahahhahah" "uh.... Okay hun"

Average looking!

Travel through time, immortality is a curse!

Both are curses lol

Agree that immortality is a curse. I would choose time travel but not into the future but into the past. Will take the opportunity to correct some wrong doings and decisions

Immortality, I want to live to see everyone turn to dust...

And what would you do next jet? Man, loneliness sucks big time.... I don't see how an ability to travel through time could be a curse.... That would be a blessing

Lonely times are when you're most productive, so after everyone's gone I'd remake the world in my image.... (I think I have a god complex, lol)

Can I choose none? cause both these 'posts' suck

If I had to choose one, I'd say US President so that I'd actually have some power and respect, and wouldn't be married to my sister

Both are head of states. The president runs the country but in the monarchy system, the running of the country is done by the prime minister. I would choose the latter

I'd choose King of England because then I could walk around with a sword and duel over my lack of relevance in modern society...

King of England. I don't like USA

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It's easy.... Ronaldo!

What?! This is like asking would you like your arm chewed off, or a million dollars    Biggest member, easily

Yeah but you won't be able to walk properly though.... I'd pick hugest ears because I want to be a good listener

With a hugh member, you will probably need to be extremely selective when wearing shorts...

This makes no sense because what if you do have the biggest member but can't really use it because you are too big?

LT I have not had any problems yet you just have to be more patient.

Hard to choose, hmm.... Above average meals every single dinner.... I just can't eat crappy food, no matter how hungry I am. ^^

Below average.... Food is a luxury for me right now!

Below average meals daily with amazing monthly dinners. Works well with me especially when going through the golden ages