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Would You Rather?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather play video games with this girl
or travel around the world with this man
?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'd rather the girl by the way
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Obviously I will go with the girl - her upper half is still acceptable, I guess. But the guy, what can you say?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
She's cute if you look only at her face other than that, reincarnation of jabba.... But still, I would feel a lot more weird with that guy serving as my travel companion.... So the girl
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Prejsu is right her face is not bad maybe topless video gaming?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Now you're talking!
Schaudenfreude (Watford) 4 years ago
I'd rather eat my own hand than tour with that guy.  The girl would be one for the road in any situation
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
She does have a pretty face actually. Video Games, you are looking at the screen anyway lol
Robbery69 (Bayern München) 4 years ago
You think her face is cute.... wtf! That's just.... But yea I would probably pick to play videogames, don't have to look at her all the time
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A bite on the balls by a pit bull or one on the prick by a cobra?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
If a pit bull bit me on the balls, there would be nothing left of them probably, so maybe cobra? I guess dying is better than being an eunuch
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol! Cobra to prick.... I need my nuts!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
First aid to snake bites - suck affected part and try removing as much venom as possible...
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Hahaha, that's clever 'honey, come on, you don't want me to die do you? '
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Depends who's treating your injury.

Her :




Or her :


Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
God I love nurses.... They make me drool well not the second one obviously
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Would you rather be a goalkeeper in the WC and let a very simple ball slip by into the net or player missing the penalty? Both are crucial games
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I just logged on to post that! Hahaha, I'd choose the penalty miss. It's bad but people can forgive you because you're under pressure but keeper letting in a simple goal is the worst
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Great minds think alike, Jet.... LOL. I'd choose to miss the penalty too
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yeah man, crappy goalkeeping seems to be unforgivable at the best of times!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Depends if you lose the match or not lol. I'd take the penalty miss
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be James Bond or Jason Bourne?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
James Bond for sure. All the gadgets Q gives, Miss Moneypenny (young version) and the Bond girls.... (what more can you ask for?)....
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I rather be James bond beacause of the women, but Jason Bourne is alot better
Schaudenfreude (Watford) 4 years ago
Bond.... He never seems to get old and always does the job with style and finesse. Can't say I've ever heard him swear either
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Jason bourne, he's more badass. Well maybe I could be james bond, but the one daniel craig plays, he seems more like a human to me and does not give a f**k about anything. But jason, damn, you can almost feel his killing intent, I would love to have his of skills someday
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hmmm, toughie.... I'd choose to be Bond. New Bond

Tougher and lots of rough around the edges appeal, Bourne is just an aggro amnesiac lol
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
BOND 4 sure
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Bourne has his own people turn on him almost every time and is always on the run. Where as Bond is more or less doing working for the common good and is funded nicely for it. Bond
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
If you were in Africa, somewhere in the back of beyond and thirsty, would you rather drink your own piss, or the blood of a dead goat?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hahahha! Umm, my own piss. Won't be the first time...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Purpose of survival, mmmm.... I'd drink the goat's blood if it was killed by me but if it has been dead for other reasons, most likely the blood would be contaminated. I will go for my own piss, at least its fresh....
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
That's difficult ummm.... I guess my piss just because it looks more like water
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I've drunk my own piss before so easy one
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Rob12 - you were in Africa before....
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Drinking your own piss isn't a bad thing. So definitely own piss. Lol Many fighters and trainers drink their own urine.
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I see you people are experienced.... Wonder what were the circumstances....
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather fight a lion or a bear?
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
A lion, be more easy to win cause I pay a tiger to do the work for me
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
You got me, Jet.... I don't have a choice....
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Bear would slap you around and you would be dead faster, lion would claw the crap out of you and shred you yuck! Bear please
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Agree with Lyndon Much better chance of living if its a bear lion.... NO chance
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
I would fight the bear. I don't think I could out run lion but I think I am quicker than a bear
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
@Somere the running my friend depends on the Bear. Are we talking black bear, brown bear, grizzley, or kodiak? Panda? Lol
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Holy Crap in a taxi cab, what kind of question is this!

Hmm.... I think I'd pick fighting a bear. I read some tips on how to escape from a bear one on one, like pretending to be dead, trying to frighten it by raising your arms and voice(I'm serious).... But Lion? Aaaaahhh no chance!
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Humans can actually defend them selves against bears
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
If you lie down and make bear noises the bear will most likely mate with you instead of killing you    With that in mind I choose the lion
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'd try to fight the bear, stick and move, stick and move!  
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
No man is quicker than a bear, they can achieve a speed of sth like 50km/h.... I would just lie down and see how the situation unfolds, not much choice to begin with really
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Would you rather get stung by a bee or a wasp
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
A bee, they tear themselves open doing it. A wasp could sting you twenty times, crawling up your arm. Bee's get one shot
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Bee, I love the busy bastards
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
A Vuvuzela I'd be louder than both
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Would you rather have the ability to walk through all kinds of walls or to be invisible for eternity?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hmmm, walk through walls.... I hate opening doors man!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Jet you lazy gypsy!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hahaha! A door killed my brother in the war man
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I like being invisible. At least I will know who is talking behind my back...
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Walk through walls, it would be awesome if I was invisible I'd get lonely D:
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Age old question, would you rather win a football match by cheating or be honest and lose? (Everyone will hate you either way)
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Be honest and lose. Atleast I can keep my head high
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Be honest and lose prag said it
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I choose to be honest and lose - there will always be another day. Cheat, and Ant will curse you for eternity especially if you play against Northern Ireland...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Or maybe against New Zealand, Will
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Honest and lose! I'm accustomed losing when playing football anyway because I'm sh*t!
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Be honest and lose.... We all saw what happened to the french
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Deffo honesty every time, theres no joy in cheating, and I could never feel right about myself, or my achievements
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
@ william, ant supports the republic of ireland, its them the french cheated.
Now I'm a northern ireland supporter, two different entities mate
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Honesty and lose but apparently Maradona doesn't mind
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Thanks for info, Tony. My knowledge here sucks....
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be caught in a swarm of the hugest bees in the world or a swarm of the hugest vuvuzelas in the world?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think I can bear noise more than stings. Vuvuzelas please....
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
A huge Vuvuzela is basically a tunnel, so I say Vuvuzelas.  If you had said swarm of bees vs loudest vuvuzela, I would still choose vuvuzela
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I think the racket of the vuvuzelas would scare the bee's off to be honest, or maybe they would sting every idiot that's blowing a vuvuzela, yes, that sounds the business
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Vuvuzelas I would take someone's horn and start whacking people with it
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
@ ManUK LOL nice one. But the biggest one ever like Ant mentioned is like a tunnel but that would bust your ear drums right? So with that logic I would take Vuvuzela lol
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ahh, but who said anyone is blowing the vuvuzela? I'd choose the no-one blowing vuvuzela
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If you are a National Geographic journalist, would you rather take pictures next to a about-to-erupt volcano or photograph a huge on-coming tidal wave while standing next to a beach?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
The wave please. I'd try to surf it
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Well you said about to erupt so maybe I could get away b4 it does?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Charlie - depends if you can run faster than molten lava....
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Volcano all the way man.... I got asbestos implants last year...
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Wave definitely, sounds much better than being burnt
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Hmm are we assuming we are dying (or worst possible situation) after taking the pictures?

I'll take wave.... Indefinitely. Besides the camera is waterproof right? My family make millions off the award winning pictures recovered that create a documentary on heroic journalism LOL. WAVE
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather invent the most useful thing in the world and make loads of money from it, or discover the cure for cancer and never receive any money for it?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Cure for cancer.... No I am not a saint, though.  My life is already is satisfactory.... But the ones' with cancer isn't.
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Well said, praga. The cure for cancer is much needed in this world now. I choose to cure cancer and name the drug after me.... . Maybe, I can also go into the medical history books as well
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
They already have the cure for cancer, but because of our evolving ability to be dirty disgusting humans and the deterioration of the earth new diseases and forms of cancer appear every day.

*Note: we all have cancer cells, but in most people they are simply dormant for now.

But I would still rather the cure lol. After all that
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Wow Lyndon, you know more science than I thought!  Cheers for the info anyway
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Cure for cancer and never receive any money for it as long as my name is known for doing so
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm torn.... Both would benefit humanity!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Would you rather become super tiny or super large?  Ie, size of an ant or as huge as a 20 storey building?
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Huge as a 20 storey building at least I wouldn't get stepped on
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Size of an ant would be more convenient.... You'd never need keys or clothes!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I already am the size of an Ant
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A 20-storey building. You only get killed by demolitions or earthquakes...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'm the size of a jet
Moussinho (Valencia) 4 years ago
Tiny, obviously!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be an overpaid, hype-monging football journalist or have the ability to kill them all with just a thought?
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Both, I'd get my money then kill them all
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That would be suicide ManUK
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
My choice will be to kill them. I am not good at writing anyway!
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
No I'd quit first obviously ant jeez
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Would you rather manage a national team or a local soccer league team?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Local team all the way! Less pressure, more drinking after games! YEAH!
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Local soccer league team only because the pressure is so little compared to a whole nation
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I dunno guys.... Epl for example, is managing Arsenal, M. Utd, Chelsea among others, less pressurising than managing England?
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Local I still think, it would keep me busy deffo though
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yeah, lots of pressure managing a hugely successful club team but I think national team managers have it worse...



   
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