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Would You Rather?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Would you rather see your team getting humiliated by its biggest rival at home or luckily, undeservingly and controversially win by cheating(handballs, diving, etc)?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Controversial decisions are common these days, I'd go for a win
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hmmm, seeing as we're all football fans I think everyone will choose the controversial win!
Ltm017 4 years ago
Controversial win...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather score the greatest goal of all time or pull off the greatest save of all time?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Greatest goal

Football is about the goals.... Keepers come wayyy down the food chain unfortunately. Any compilation of the best moments of football would have your goal in it
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I agree - the greatest goal. But if your save is that crucial aspect in winning the major tournament - I don't mind pulling it off. Goalkeeper is my position, anyway...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Something more to the family. Would you rather have an elder sister who nags you all day long, or a spoilt little baby sister who requires you to babysit all the time?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Spoilt baby sister! I can't take nagging...
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I have a little baby sister.... Well, she's not so little anymore, but whatever. It ain't a picnic anyway, believe me I would go for an older one, maybe she would have some hot friends
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Personally I do not have any sisters but my boy sits between an elder sister and a younger one (hence the question above.... ). What he does is play along and sing praises to the elder to stop the nagging and display some kind of authority over the younger one to make her understand that he will not tolerate any nonsense - case solved.

If I have a sister, I'd go for an elder one because I think I will be able to make her understand that her nagging should go to her boyfriend and not me....
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I have an older sister and that wasn't so bad when I look back, so I'd chose that one
Robbery69 (Bayern München) 3 years ago
Haha, I have both an older and a younger sister, the older (the smart and responsible one, and yes she did nag me alot, not so much anymore) and the younger one, spoiled by my parents haha. So I don't really have a choice here do it hehe
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
@Jetlifari, your search for a good woman. Would you rather date or marry a woman who works as an elementary school teacher or one who works in the CSI department?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hmmm.... Elementary school teacher! She'd be able to handle with my childish antics
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
And also those of your kids, if you marry her.... Cheers!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be the best artist or the best musician in the world?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The best musician in the world. Most artists become famous after they are long dead...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Best artist.... Pardon me, but that's a skill I am longing to master...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
It's pretty silly to claim one artist or musician is the best, but one of the most inspiring, moving or original artists/musicians, yeah, that would be nice.
And a good musician is an artist too IMO. But, I'd go for most inspiring painter of this era. My father is a painter, and I'm not bad at drawing myself, but it would be great to be so good that every man and woman with some cultural interest look at your works and think: "that's the beautiful work of a true genius"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The best musician would be more popular right now but the best artist would create works that last long into the future. I'd probably choose the best artist
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Well it depends actually.... Musicians in the likes of Beethoven, Mozart, Haydn, Tchaikovsky, etc - well, their music are still reknown despite their passing decades ago. I do however agree that there are more famous musicians than artists. The only setback is an artist's masterpiece becomes reknown generally after his death and if truly famous, it's worth more than the royalty for 1000 songs put together.

My point is as an artist, I will not be able to know in my lifetime whether my works are appreciated or not which can be demoralising...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather climb the highest mountain in the world or go to the bottom of the deepest ocean?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hmmm.... Both looked equally challenging and dangerous. But if anything goes wrong, I'd probably survive in a high altitude than at the bottom of the ocean. I go for the highest mountain
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Highest mountain for sure. I'm no Alpinist, but I do climb. Indoor wall climbing though, but I can imagine there are few things more impressive and intense as reaching the peak of Everest. I always love standing on top of a mountain when I go skiing, just for the sensation and the view of the mighty nature around you
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I would most likely die at the bottom of the ocean but would have a chance to survive at the highest mountain. I'm a practical guy - highest mountain. What would you see at the bottom of the ocean anyway? Freaky fish!
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I would probably get crushed by the pressure at the bottom of the ocean, even if I had some ultra modern, state of art equipment and would somehow survive, than what would I do? It would be freaking spooky and dark down there.... Maybe even some sea monsters and at the top of the mountain I would feel like a king of the world
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Would you rather stay in a room with 15-16 king cobras, or in a room with a fully grown Grizzly Bear?

P. S Before saying "snakes, easily" note that a single bite of King Cobra would take your life away!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Christ man, what a question. It all depends on the room. If it's a room like my room, definitely the snakes. If they're on the floor I'll just get on my desk and climb out the window. If the door is locked, and there is no window.... Nah, still the snakes then. A bear will tear you in half whenever it feels threatened or doesn't like you. Snakes aren't that easily startled, so when you're calm and don't do anything stupid, they usually don't harm you. I've seen an Indian family on TV once that lived among thousands and thousands of snakes, varying from rather meek viper snakes, to cobras and even the deadliest snake of all: black mambas. The snakes didn't harm them, even though they occasionally were stepped on (barefoot though).

So: unless the bear was dead, the snakes
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A hungry grizzly bear will view me as a super large McD double cheese burger (minus the fries), so I feel more threatened by a bear. Snakes are not so easily provoked, I choose to stay with the cobras - maybe I can even charm them with a snakecharmer's pipe....
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I have heard that if you stick your thumb up a bears butt it becomes your friend for life, so I would choose the snakes
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Shiiit, maybe King Cobras because a cobra won't break me in two...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Disclaimer: Ant is joking, footytube not responsible for possible accidents.

On a sidenote: I've heard it's true as well, try it out kids!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If what Ant says is the truth, I would change my option to the bear. I'd rather stick my thumb up its butt than a king cobra crawling up mine.... Lol
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Haha bnetworks, I'm not sure if the snake would find it very appealing either
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Well, the slittering tongue of the cobra may provide some kind of great sensation there....
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After growing old, would you rather be senile or lose the ability to walk?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Lose the ability to walk. Once you lose your mind and memories, you've lost everything. There's no wheelchair for the brain. Quite a depressing question!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Lose the ability to walk, easily.  Sit and enjoy and footytube and stugf, easily.
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
You can do lots of things even being on the chair, so yeah, it's a pretty easy one
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'd rather be senile.... I like keeping my family members on edge!
Northstream (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Jetli.... Ha-hahahahaha.... !
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
If you had to die in one of these ways would you rather

Drown in wet cement
Or
Float too high in a chair with balloons tied to it
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The second one sounds funner. You get a nice show before you die, it doesn't sound to bad
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
You would probably pass out before you would actually die high in the skies, and yeah, the views would be awesome. The first option is horrible...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Drown in wet cement, I'm afraid of heights!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Float in balloons - I'd probably pass out due to lack of oxygen in a high altitude and what happens next, only The Almighty knows...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be the most famous/popular porn star of all time or be married to one?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
The most famous one, cause in most cases that would mean having a lot of money to burn having an experienced girl is one thing, but that would be an exaggeration.... And how could I introduce her to my mom?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I don't think I can "perform" well with a zillion filming staff staring and instructing me what to do and they may even get you to perform something bizarre. I choose to be married to one.

@Prejsu - you may introduce her to your mum saying she is an actress unless dear old dad remarks, "Have I seen her somewhere before? "....
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be a cyborg or a Cylon?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol, nothing? Hahaha
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather die or let die?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I think it's kind of similar to kill or be killed, survival of the fittest man! Let die...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Let die, not sure if anyone would choose to die in this situation
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Let die : shark-eating man rather than man-eating shark
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Would you rather die or be friends with this man


Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
OMFG.... Please kill me
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This is shocking, this is my mechanic. I asked him to give the car a quick once-over and he told me that the exhaust pipe was f**ked - I had no idea that this is what he meant!

I would probably rather die than see that again
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Why the womens clothes though?
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Probably the she-man in a gay combo...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Umm.... I'd be friends, I just wouldn't lend him my mercedes.... Or be seen in public with him!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be a one-hit wonder with a song that is played forever or a consistent but average musician? Both are equally famous
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Consistent but average musician. Listeners are selective with their songs and I feel that many average hits will appeal to more people than a great single...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'd rather be a one-hit wonder...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Rob12 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Probably deaf, because then you could pretend your listening to a women talking crap
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ha! Ha! Rob12 - About to say the same thing. In general, vision tend to be more descriptive than hearing. I would rather be deaf, actually
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'd rather be deaf for exactly the same reason!



   
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