The second one for me!

Same here

Second one for sure

The first one. I sometimes visit Scotland or Ireland, and even though my English is good to say the least I can't understand a word these people say. And this pisses me off big time

Latter option. I speak english well but I don't really care if people understand me in croatian or in english lol Yet I would love to be able to understand and fluently speak english chinese spanish arabic japanese german french italian portugese and russian (but I do understand a fair bit of spanish and russian) but being fluent would be cool

Krzysz I met irish people in split before, some from dublin, and from (I dunno spell these) but kilder? Carlo? Hmmm. Well yeah I understood the latter 2 but the dublin people.... Oh man, and they don't pronounce their 'T'' and I just couldn't get anything they said! I know ecactly how you feel. I only heard scotish on movies, that's even more difficult. I would need an enterpretur in scotland

Aren't we born bald?

I'm destined to be bald, it runs in my family, so i'll go with having your hair never turn grey

I was not born bald. Haha most are not. Also, isn't that a clear positive verses a clear negative? Ahah unless you really have a thing against head hair?

Even babies have some hair, most do. I hope jetli meant baldy as an egg or I look dumb haha

Both arms

Ouch! Both arms

Had my both arms broken, so maybe legs for a change

Both arms footy for life

Arms

Broken arm hurts so bad double break of my left arm when I was 16, snowboarding. Its hell. So i'll take a bullet through my temple ahaha

Hayek, and Throne Chairs are not comfy. At least not the originals

It would make it interesting

Salma's a fit lass! Seen her recently in a movie 'grown ups', and I'm telling you man, she's like wine, the older the better

Salma Hayek wearing a sombrero gets my vote! She better have a fake moustache too

Midget, I get a height advantage lol

Alex Ferguson and George Bush at the same time!

Drunk Midget for sure SAF wouldn't be a fair fight. He's a knight

I would not be too quick about that, drunk midgets are dangerous man! They've got a good position to punch you straight in the family jewels and that's usually a KO. Bring on the 'knight' I always wondered what it would be like to kick and old man's ass

Hehehe! I'd choose the midget still though, Alex looks like a handful!

If you play footy, midget would be an answer from the heavens.... Free kick

Sir ALex is a mean ass mofo' so my kickbox self defence classes prob wouldnt be worth anything.... Bring on the dwarf. (haiiiiii yaaaaa) 'Ka-Pow!

Both in a 3some lol    But seriously his girlfriend. Girls come and go but he only has one mom and that would be a major disrespect

His mom! Always aim for the stars man...

Somere, the thing is that probably in either of situations he would not be your friend anymore.... So who cares right? People say that skill comes with experience. Having that in mind the choice seems obvious. Bring on the milf

Hahaha! That's what I think! Saggy boobs and wrinkled belly please

You just spoiled it for me jet....

Mom. The girlfriend would develop an unconscious need to win my affection as the boyfriend would be pissed off all the time, you would get her in time. Doesn't work the other way around as nicely

Premier league.... Haha we got a big derby in a few hours

Rivals banished? NO WAY!  Where's the fun in not having a noisy neighbour?

I dunno, we don't have any real rivals in Poznan, it's somewhat peaceful you know? All out wars with other cities are enough for me

Send rivals to the fringes! Hahaha...

Win the EPL for sure. Having rivals is part of what makes football great

Our rivals are at the other end of the country as far away as they can be lol. And they can stay there! As for city rivals yeah 100%agree with pragathish, the joy would be lost if your city ricals were banished

The first one of course! That way I don't even need to go to the bathroom, let alone see any sh%t for the rest of my life whether it be in the toilet, the old creepy man taking a dump next to the subway or 'sh&t armageddon' as I can just skip through time during those parts

Lol First on no brainer, Heavy sewage flying everywhere.... No thank you sir

Walking through time is so hackneyed, why not try something more original for a change? I kinda liked jackass, so s**t storm.... Ahh, what the hell

Really Jet, was this one even thought out? Lol Shitstorm of course haha

Yeah time paradoxs' are not good for humanity.... 'gulp' shitstorm hesitantly and tentatively here I come =/

The latter.... I guess it would be less costly?

It also would seem much more cooler who needs keys when you can use brute force?

Kick down doors man! I love doing that

Being violent aren't we?

Yeahh.... I'm moody these days

Walk into a bank and scream 'Freeze!, nobody move.... I lost my contact lenses! LOL quite an easy answer as I don't want to risk my life for a silly joke

Can I have a red nose? Then it's the deer!

Its the Deer for me!

Deer for me! I'm allergic to bullets.... Wait a minute...

Tigermelon, why not? Jetlifari, don't worry there won't be any guns involved.... Unless a hillbilly decides he'd rather have his roadkill dinner shot other than overrun by his car but I don't see that happening

Since I answerd your question I'm free to ask you one: What is it exactly that you have on your profile picture? Is it a dear or a slug? =P

I honestly couldn't give you a straight answer, he is one of those majestic creatures that if you're lucky you'll only get to see them once in your lifetime and in rare occasions they happen to be captured in a picture like this one but a friend of my friends friend swears he sees them all the time when he is in his 'special place'

First of all I would woop my bad child with my lightsaber till he straightens up and the power is strong within him, in that process I'd make sure I don't lose my right hand and send my evil 'stepfather' on soul searching journey across the universe. I'd build the death star then destroy it just for the fun of it and more importantly because I can. Then I would make Yoda the leader of my evil empire, that way they wouldn't make any evil doings because they'd be confused by what he says

Being evil seems awesome so uhm, yup, the whole evil emperor thing is damn appealing to me

Destroy the world.... In a evil manner

I'm not sure about the crickets, even if I managed to get them all I'd still end up with one that got away and I'm sure that one would annoy the hell out of me so I'd go for the 500 tarantulas and I'd train them to obey my commands and set out with them to conquer the world

Crickets! Fried are tasty, at least bear grills says so

500 crickets jumping in the room for me...

I'll take my chances with crickets, worse case, they'll annoy the heck out of me, at least they won't hurt

500 crickets. Tarantulas are harmless. As long as they stay off my bed. My friend has a pet lizard and its diet is live crickets, so i'd scoop them up or let him take the lizard over and tuck into a cricket buffet.

What's bionic hearing? I'd go for X-ray vision, heck I'd even live on the streets and look at people all day.... Alone.... With my X-ray.... :S

Ahh, that's just kinky n3razzurri but x-ray vision for me too please

If I could control the hearing to my liking and hear just about anything. Then it wold be hearing for me. X-Ray vision would ware off rather quickly for me

Yeah the novelty would wear thin I think, bionic hearing for me please

I usually do the right things, so I would probably like to do them right too. It would be great to always do the right things the right way.... Aaa, this s**t's confusing man

Lol, you could interpret it this way 'Does the end justify the means or do the means justify the end? '. It's just a matter of where you see it from a moral standpoint

My moral just left.... You said what? Is this some sort of trick question? I want to say do things right.... But do the right things? WHAT is that? Okey, my answer is: in the left side of my brain nothing is right, and in the right side of my brain nothing is left.... Sooo I don't know....