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Would You Rather?
Unmecenfrance (Lille) 4 years ago
Would you rather have everything you said be perfectly understood or be able to understand perfectly everything you hear?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The second one for me!
Borg (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Same here
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Second one for sure
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
The first one. I sometimes visit Scotland or Ireland, and even though my English is good to say the least I can't understand a word these people say. And this pisses me off big time
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Latter option. I speak english well but I don't really care if people understand me in croatian or in english lol Yet I would love to be able to understand and fluently speak english chinese spanish arabic japanese german french italian portugese and russian (but I do understand a fair bit of spanish and russian) but being fluent would be cool
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Krzysz I met irish people in split before, some from dublin, and from (I dunno spell these) but kilder? Carlo? Hmmm. Well yeah I understood the latter 2 but the dublin people.... Oh man, and they don't pronounce their 'T'' and I just couldn't get anything they said! I know ecactly how you feel. I only heard scotish on movies, that's even more difficult. I would need an enterpretur in scotland
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather have your hair never turn grey no matter how old you get or be born bald?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Aren't we born bald?
Lifeguard 4 years ago
I'm destined to be bald, it runs in my family, so i'll go with having your hair never turn grey
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I was not born bald. Haha most are not. Also, isn't that a clear positive verses a clear negative? Ahah unless you really have a thing against head hair?
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Even babies have some hair, most do. I hope jetli meant baldy as an egg or I look dumb haha
Lifeguard 4 years ago
Would you rather break both arms or both legs?
4 years ago
Both arms
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ouch! Both arms
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Had my both arms broken, so maybe legs for a change
Borg (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Both arms footy for life
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Arms
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Broken arm hurts so bad double break of my left arm when I was 16, snowboarding. Its hell. So i'll take a bullet through my temple ahaha
Donnchadh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Make babies with Salma Hayek wearing a sombero or Sandra Bullock in a throne chair?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Hayek, and Throne Chairs are not comfy. At least not the originals
Donnchadh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
It would make it interesting
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Salma's a fit lass! Seen her recently in a movie 'grown ups', and I'm telling you man, she's like wine, the older the better
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Salma Hayek wearing a sombrero gets my vote! She better have a fake moustache too
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather fight Alex Ferguson or a drunk midget?
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Midget, I get a height advantage lol
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Alex Ferguson and George Bush at the same time!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Drunk Midget for sure SAF wouldn't be a fair fight. He's a knight
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I would not be too quick about that, drunk midgets are dangerous man! They've got a good position to punch you straight in the family jewels and that's usually a KO. Bring on the 'knight' I always wondered what it would be like to kick and old man's ass
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hehehe! I'd choose the midget still though, Alex looks like a handful!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
If you play footy, midget would be an answer from the heavens.... Free kick
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Sir ALex is a mean ass mofo' so my kickbox self defence classes prob wouldnt be worth anything.... Bring on the dwarf. (haiiiiii yaaaaa) 'Ka-Pow!
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
The thread is dying.... We can't let that happen people!

Would You rather do your best friend's mom, or his girlfriend (they are both hot)?
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Both in a 3some lol    But seriously his girlfriend. Girls come and go but he only has one mom and that would be a major disrespect
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
His mom! Always aim for the stars man...
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Somere, the thing is that probably in either of situations he would not be your friend anymore.... So who cares right? People say that skill comes with experience. Having that in mind the choice seems obvious. Bring on the milf
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hahaha! That's what I think! Saggy boobs and wrinkled belly please
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
You just spoiled it for me jet....
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Mom. The girlfriend would develop an unconscious need to win my affection as the boyfriend would be pissed off all the time, you would get her in time. Doesn't work the other way around as nicely
Somere (Portmore Utd) 4 years ago
Would you rather win the premier league or you rivals banished from the city
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Premier league.... Haha we got a big derby in a few hours
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Rivals banished? NO WAY!  Where's the fun in not having a noisy neighbour?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I dunno, we don't have any real rivals in Poznan, it's somewhat peaceful you know? All out wars with other cities are enough for me
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Send rivals to the fringes! Hahaha...
Borg (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Win the EPL for sure. Having rivals is part of what makes football great
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Our rivals are at the other end of the country as far away as they can be lol. And they can stay there! As for city rivals yeah 100%agree with pragathish, the joy would be lost if your city ricals were banished
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be able to walk through time with ease or walk through a shitstorm* with ease?



*Heavy sewage flying everywhere like Armageddon is upon us...
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
The first one of course! That way I don't even need to go to the bathroom, let alone see any sh%t for the rest of my life whether it be in the toilet, the old creepy man taking a dump next to the subway or 'sh&t armageddon' as I can just skip through time during those parts
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol First on no brainer, Heavy sewage flying everywhere.... No thank you sir
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Walking through time is so hackneyed, why not try something more original for a change? I kinda liked jackass, so s**t storm.... Ahh, what the hell
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Really Jet, was this one even thought out? Lol Shitstorm of course haha
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Yeah time paradoxs' are not good for humanity.... 'gulp' shitstorm hesitantly and tentatively here I come =/
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Would you rather kick down every single door you walk through or first break the window and then open the door of every car you get into?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
The latter.... I guess it would be less costly?
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
It also would seem much more cooler who needs keys when you can use brute force?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Kick down doors man! I love doing that
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Being violent aren't we?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yeahh.... I'm moody these days
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Would you rather dress up as a deer and see if you could make it across the highway? Or walk into a bank and scream 'Freeze!, nobody move.... I lost my contact lenses!? '
Charliehenry (Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal) 4 years ago
Walk into a bank and scream 'Freeze!, nobody move.... I lost my contact lenses! LOL quite an easy answer as I don't want to risk my life for a silly joke
Tigermelon (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Can I have a red nose? Then it's the deer!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Its the Deer for me!
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Deer for me! I'm allergic to bullets.... Wait a minute...
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Tigermelon, why not? Jetlifari, don't worry there won't be any guns involved.... Unless a hillbilly decides he'd rather have his roadkill dinner shot other than overrun by his car but I don't see that happening
Tigermelon (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Since I answerd your question I'm free to ask you one: What is it exactly that you have on your profile picture? Is it a dear or a slug? =P
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
I honestly couldn't give you a straight answer, he is one of those majestic creatures that if you're lucky you'll only get to see them once in your lifetime and in rare occasions they happen to be captured in a picture like this one but a friend of my friends friend swears he sees them all the time when he is in his 'special place'
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Would you rather control an empire that controlls the whole world in an evil manner or make a deathstar and destroy it.

If you had a bad childhood and was angry at the world
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
First of all I would woop my bad child with my lightsaber till he straightens up and the power is strong within him, in that process I'd make sure I don't lose my right hand and send my evil 'stepfather' on soul searching journey across the universe. I'd build the death star then destroy it just for the fun of it and more importantly because I can. Then I would make Yoda the leader of my evil empire, that way they wouldn't make any evil doings because they'd be confused by what he says
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Being evil seems awesome so uhm, yup, the whole evil emperor thing is damn appealing to me
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Destroy the world.... In a evil manner
Gooner12 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather have 500 tarantulas crawling in your house or 500 crickets jumping around your room?
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
I'm not sure about the crickets, even if I managed to get them all I'd still end up with one that got away and I'm sure that one would annoy the hell out of me so I'd go for the 500 tarantulas and I'd train them to obey my commands and set out with them to conquer the world
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Crickets! Fried are tasty, at least bear grills says so
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
500 crickets jumping in the room for me...
Lifeguard 4 years ago
I'll take my chances with crickets, worse case, they'll annoy the heck out of me, at least they won't hurt
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
500 crickets. Tarantulas are harmless. As long as they stay off my bed. My friend has a pet lizard and its diet is live crickets, so i'd scoop them up or let him take the lizard over and tuck into a cricket buffet.
Gooner12 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
What's bionic hearing? I'd go for X-ray vision, heck I'd even live on the streets and look at people all day.... Alone.... With my X-ray.... :S
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Ahh, that's just kinky n3razzurri but x-ray vision for me too please
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
If I could control the hearing to my liking and hear just about anything. Then it wold be hearing for me. X-Ray vision would ware off rather quickly for me
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 4 years ago
Yeah the novelty would wear thin I think, bionic hearing for me please
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Would you rather do things right or do the right things?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I usually do the right things, so I would probably like to do them right too. It would be great to always do the right things the right way.... Aaa, this s**t's confusing man
N3razzurri (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Lol, you could interpret it this way 'Does the end justify the means or do the means justify the end? '. It's just a matter of where you see it from a moral standpoint
Tigermelon (Arsenal) 4 years ago
My moral just left.... You said what? Is this some sort of trick question? I want to say do things right.... But do the right things? WHAT is that? Okey, my answer is: in the left side of my brain nothing is right, and in the right side of my brain nothing is left.... Sooo I don't know....
Naki77 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Ehehe nice thread people....



   
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