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Would You Rather?
Shook14 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather....  Have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or  Have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
God, that's sick mate...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Love it! Urine for me, you'll get accustomed to the taste sooner or later...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Yeah but you'd recover and heal from the nails in about three weeks, and not have any lifetime of p**s in your mouth. I'd go with the nails
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
With 15 nails hammered in, I don't think there will be any tongue left! Urine for me
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Does this mean that your arms or legs are fused straight, or that they flop about bending both ways?

If they were fused straight, I'd choose arms.... In fact I'd choose arms for both circumstances, because any other way and you'd be stuck in a wheelchair
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Actually, I'd choose no knees because in my head I'd just walk like C3P0...
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Ok jet, it's official, you are star wars-crazy I would go for knees, hands are more useful
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol! Not Star Wars crazy, just sci-fi crazy! Sci-fi helps me create comics
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Would you rather eat a teaspoon of salt, or a dead cockroach
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
hahahaha! Salt! i can't get near to roaches...unless I'm in a club smoking one ;)

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Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Salt easily, I just can't stand cockroaches. Eek
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Roach is my choice. Bear Grylls can do it, so it can't be that awful
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
To stay in a politically unrest country or a country constantly ravaged by natural disasters?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I'll stay in a politically unrest country, who cares about the politics? I'll sit safe in my good house, and enjoy browsing footytube.
Tanmay 4 years ago
Natural disasters. Pragathish if you're Indian you sorta have your choice lol
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hmmm.... Natural disasters for me...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Would you rather get kicked in the nuts real hard, or get slashed by a sharpie sword? (provided, you won't die)
Tanmay 4 years ago
Kicked dude. When I was in school hitting each other in the balls was a pretty common event. So yeah it's bad but just last 20 mins
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If I have no prior knowledge of what my assailant will do to me, I prefer to be kicked in the balls, see some stars and grief for the next half hour or so...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Nah man, slashed for me! I want to have kids and scars are wicked cool! Ladies love scars...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kicked in the nuts.... That would only last a day at worst
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
What about an inheritance of an own island with an exotic clubhouse or a 100ft luxury yatch?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Island! I would then walk around naked all day and throw seeds at crabs...
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Island any day. You could rent it out and buy a yacht, but not vice versa
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'd love the island as well. I get seasick at rough seas...
Shook14 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather.... Have the power of invisibility, or The power of 'Jumper'?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jumper! I love teleportation
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Invisibility.... Aww so much we can do with that power, so much...
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
True that pragatish god I'm perverted...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Being invisible will be the choice. Hate getting teleported to no man's land if coordinates are wrong....
[account-removed] 4 years ago
I would end up robbing every bank if I could teleport. Jumper for me
Sjsung (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather get VIP passes to all the group stage matches (48 matches!) in the World Cup or would you rather get it just for the finals (penultimate match)?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Just the finals please!
Shook14 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Trunk! I'll never need a woman again
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Oh my Jet...
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
That was way beyond perverted I would go for a giraffe neck. It's less bizarre
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lol! I check these before I go to bed every night.... Choices run through my head nonstop during the night...
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A giraffe neck. Sometimes, I need to know what my neighbours are up to.... Nosey stuff, you know
Shook14 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Whisper!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Whisper.... I'll cover it up by saying I'm a shy kid, and so so
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Which would you rather, a Mac computer with ketchup on it or a MacDonald's quarterpounder with a chip in it?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
No takers? Merde...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
All right, I'll go, although this is pretty easy: the Mac with ketchup. Who has never spilled anything over his keyboard, right? Just last week, I was eating on my desk with books everywhere, so I put my carton of milk near my computer. And of course I toppled it, spilling half a litre of milk over my keyboard. No big deal though: unplugged it, removed most of the milk, screwed the thing open and let it dry on the heating.

And if you don't like a ketchup-stained mac, sell it and you can buy yourself 250 Big Macs hamburgers with no chips in it
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
If you caught your girlfriend/boyfriend cheating on you, who would you rather beat up, your lover, or the other person?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The other guy, most likely. God invented make-up sex for a reason.

Edit: that just sounded way too macho for me. I've never beaten up anyone, so I'll probably just write an angry e-mail with a bold, red typeface, haha
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The other person but if my girlfriend cheats on me with another woman I'll just beat myself up :X
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I would look for another girlfriend....
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
A big slap at her face. End of
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Yes pragatish. The thing is that the guy she was screwing with might have not known that she even had a boyfriend, even if he knew, what gives? If your girl is faithful nothing will ever happen, so if your being two-timed, that's only her fault.... So burn the witch
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Would you rather watch your favourite film alone, with a cold soda/beer in comfort, or watch 'Crossroads' with that girl you like?
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hahaha! No brainer man! I choose my favourite film, me with beer, a dark room and then I'll cry myself to sleep as usual....
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
I don't know what crossroads is so what the hell, I can watch it with my girl
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Would you rather be bi-polar or bi-sexual?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Bi-polar, although I'm not a specialist in the field of psychiatry.... I just don't like the idea of someone shoving his.... You know what I mean
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Bipolar as well for me.... Being bi-sexual just means you're greedy!
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Both comic book billionaires, would you rather be :
1. Bruce Wayne as Batman with Alfred by your side OR
2. Tony Stark as Ironman with Pepper Pots with you?
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 4 years ago
Tony stark all the way.... Pepper pots is smoking hot man
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hmmm, toughie I like the dark and cockney butlers but I also like the drink and redheads.... Undecided! You got me BNetworks
BNetworks (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I personally prefer Tony Stark - witty, more comical and less serious compared to Bruce and he can build things from scratch. Pepper Pots is hot (right on, Prejsu.... !) and would prefer her by my side instead of a butler (kind of remind me of an old aunt....)



   
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