You have been nothing but disappointing to us both

Maybe you should have bought those expensive trainers that I always wanted. Instead you brought excessive drinking and cheap women into our home. I was right to have run away. The circus is my home now

Matt, you lied to my mother Lee that she was the only one

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You know it rawwwrrrr whip me baby one more time!

The state of the economy forced you to eat your previous one, I assume?    

I don't know if "forced" is the right word. There was definitely some choice involved with eating the previous one. Can you blame me?

That bloody dog is a freaking bear! Hhaahah

LOL.... He is so cuddly though He looks like a stuffed bear you get at the fair