If you guys could choose a job at Barça, what would it be? Personally I'd settle for anything. Cleaning the toilets would make me happy, as long as I'm part of the club. But, if Sandro Rossell said he liked me so much, for the huge amount of nothingness I have done for the club, and that I could pick any job at the club I desired, I would probably go for assistant manager.

I'd like nothing better than to learn the tricks of the trade, to see why Tito and of course Pep do what they do, to watch our players at work behind the screens. And eventually, I might help the team with my prophetic vision of football ;o) The aim is of course to become the head coach.

If I couldn't be a part of the training staff though, I'd love to be a scout. How great must it be to get paid (a lot) to watch games, take notes, talk to promising players and discuss the information you collected with the board and the coach?

Anyway, just pen down what you'd like to do at Barça here (you can be a player too, of course), and I'll update the 'Barça staff list' with your picture (if you want to) so we can make up our own dream-team

So far:

Barcelona FT (footytube):

Directors:
President: ?
Vice-president: ?
Board members: ?
Major Stockholders: ?
Sporting Director: TBS

Coaching staff:
Head Coach: Jeroen
Assistant(s): ?
Striker trainer: ?
Midfield trainer: ?
Defence trainer: ?
Goalkeeper trainer: ?
Youth trainer: ?

Medical and scouting staff:
Sexy female masseuse: ?
Scout(s): IAmLegend
Shrink: Alfrodo
Doctor: ?
More sexy female masseuses (can't have enough of those): ?
Mad but brilliant scientist working on elixirs to prolong players' careers: Messiing

Players:
Goalkeeper: ?
Defenders: ?
Midfielders: ?
Attackers: MarkCurescu
Bench warmers: Mschbro
Hilarious and crazy backup goalie: ?

Team:



See the big Picture

Staff:



See the big Picture

I'll edit the picture as soon as you have some kind of picture from yourself or whoever/whatever you want to be represented by

Bench warmers.... If I can be in the bench every match.... It is still part of the game.... And you get paid to watch the Barca games.... Unbeatable deal for me....

I would love to be the Sporting Director (Manager) the spot where Zubizareta sits.

Manuel Estiarte has an awesome job too. He is the bridge between the first team and the management level and talks on behalf of the team.

The mad but brilliant scientist sounds pretty sweet too! Although I think we should try to sign Milan's to be honest. They have a great one I hear

I'd be the teams' psychologist (sport psychologist). Villa, and sometimes Pedro and Messi, have dips in form that are mostly psychological. I'd make sure that players are brimming with confidence and have the mental strength to win all competitions despite accusations of "drugs, conspiracies, bribes, etc. "

I personally would take the sexy female masseuse!    Am I qualified Jeroen?    Lol.  

Scout! That would give me good opportunity to travel and contribute to Barcelona's squad. Imagine finding a player that would be the next Messi, and when he eventually become the world's best player, you would proudly say "I found him"

I would love to play for barca. But that's a huge dream and a huge deal...

I wanna be the manager but only the best can go there

I would be the mad scientist. I think I am qualified for that job + it's the only job on the list I'm qualified for

Alright, I'm updating the Big Picture with the freshly filled in vacancies. If you want to add a picture, provide me with one (could be anything from your own photo to whatever picture you feel represents yourself)

Great idea Jeroen!

I would love to play in midfield as that's the position I play in my team but don't think I would ever get on the team with atleast 5-6 players infront of me

Either that or Youth trainer as I coach kids in my spare time

You didn't mention this job Jeoren, but I would love to be the mc/dj at the Camp Nou.
Btw, you should also put a spot for the Chef. Am sure BS would fit perfectly for that job. Can already imagine myself jumping on one of his meals

I want to be the president * whistles *

I want to be scout but I might change my mind      Edit: Okay I changed my mind I want to be head of the house    

I don't mind being the 3rd assistance coach