- Every time AFC win a game, you think you're on top of the world, AFC are the best club in the universe, "this season is our season", etc.

- Every time AFC lose a game, you're depressed and ask for the head of Wenger/the board. You say our team sucks, we'll never win a trophy this season, etc.

- Actually, when AFC lose, first of all, you blame Ramsey.

- You know the name of every single player of the 2003-2004 squad.

- You sink into depression every transfer window.

- "Next season the title is ours".

- You think that if a player's good enough, then he's old enough.

- If Wenger wants a player, then that player is a gem.

- If Wenger wants a player, then that player is cheap enough as well.

- You're happy when Diaby comes back from injury. Then you're sad when he gets injured again. Then happy. Then sad. Then happy. Then sad....

- You know how good the French generation of end 90's-mid 2000's was.

- The best Dutch forward of all time was NOT Marco van Basten.

- Winning trophies is good. Playing a balanced, technical, beautiful passing football is better.

- You spend more time than any of your football friends on youtube. Scouting.

When you engage in sweet sweet love with arsenal cannon in you're room twice a week as an appreciation of this great club.... Its what they would expect from loyal gooners

Simply when you say you're a gunner. One thing I like about Arsenal is that your about 10 year trophy drought has left you no glory hunters.
I mean what I said. No troll or anything just an observation

.... When February comes around we concede yet another year without a trophy

You know when your an arsenal fan when most if your real-life friends love rvp and you don't. In a room of 10 people; 9 devils, 1 gooner

- The best Dutch forward of all time was NOT Marco van Basten and also NOT RVP.  Hint:they call him the non-flying dutchman

.... When we attend games at the Emirates and can hear a pin drop