Will you? Who? When? . Umm! Have you ever?

After so many years of service to the club.... And so many great campaigns.... How does it feel to have so many fans on your back now just because things are not going our away, due the fact that you are a professional who does his job without complaints despite having limited funds.... How does it feel to have all these morrons on your back screaming for you to leave and not realising that when your gone its over, that our club will fall and it will take years for us to find someone else who will be good enough to take us back to the top standards you have introduced us to

Are you the Manager, a Politician or just an Ass?

Why should I trust you? Goddammit

Who was your inspiration?

We know what Arsene's like in his interviews. He's keen not to give anything away so I'm sorry to say that for almost all of the questions I've seen he'll give neutral answers which dont' reveal much. It's Arsene's speciality to not expose much at press conferences

Why don't you buy any experienced players?

' How much are Denilson, Almunia and Squillaci paying you!? '

Since enough people are bugging him right nw bout buying players and stuff my question would be : "Wossup? Can I get you anything? Some beer? "

WHY?

What's it called when you do the same things over and over, and make no changes, yet expect a different result?

Since your first name is Arsene, have you ever considered changing your middle name to "Al"?

For how long are you going to keep signing French defenders? It may have worked once, after France won the WC but this is 2011, not 1998!

Do we have ANY money for transfers?

Can I get your job when your done?

Mine would be 'ou la la' or 'va va voom'?