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Real Madrid V Almería, May 21
Dshar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Hi I'm a Man UTD fan. I love [C.] ron. I want to pour chocolate sauce all over his tight buns and then lick it off. I want to rub honey on his nipples and then put rainbow sprinkles all over his chest and then eat it off. I don't care that messi has played better every single time they have gone head to head. I don't care that messi has over double as many assists at [C.] ron or that he led barca to victory in the la liga and to the champions league final. I don't care that [C.] ron has played more games and had 100 shots MORE than [C.] RON (150-messi 250-c. Ron). 100 f****n shots! I don't care that messi scored almost double the amount of goals in the champions league (11-messi 6-c. Ron), where it counts, not just hat-tricks against useless bottom table la liga teams. I don't care that [C.] ron is selfish and loses the ball about 10 times more than messi or that messi is hands down footballer of the year for 2009 and Ballon d'Or winner 2010 (and soon 2011).... Because at the end of the day, when I go to bed, I will masturbate over [C.] ron beautiful, sweaty muscles and pretend I'm sucking on his nut-sack.

Man UTD fan
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Well your arsenal for a reason...
ManUdaBest (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Lol @Dshar, but I gotta' ask.... Jealous much?
Pedmar (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Your strange, complimenting and insulting cr7 at the same time!
Hari6988 (Barcelona) 5 years ago
@Dshar: agreed.... What you said were facts.... But, be a little less rude next time....
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Lol Adebayor trying to get the ball from the back of the net to score goals after all its quite possibly his last in a real jersey...
Bilboy (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yeah I noticed that too lol

Feel a bit sorry for this guy. Keeps getting kicked out of clubs and not being given proper chances. He's actually a very good player, has all the attributes a striker needs
Naki77 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Amazing performance from Madrid. Not to mention the big achievement for Ronaldo. He deserve the record. Benzema has been very impressive lately. I really wish Madrid won't sell Benzema but keep him for another few season. M sure theres more to come from him. Great game and it looked like they were having so much fun on the field.
Way to go team. Make us proud next season
Bilboy (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Benzema looked really sharp today on the wings, but it was only Almeria and Benzema has been very inconsistent this seaosn

A fit Higuain would definitely start ahead of Benzema as he is far more reliable and gets you around 30 goals a season if injury free

Still though.... I can't see you toppling Barca anytime soon. La Liga is too weak for Barca to drop points
Tmyh20 (Besiktas JK) 5 years ago
Higuan would only get 30 goals when Ronaldo does not get 50 goals. Benzema>Higuain in every aspect. Drogba-Benzema-Forlan-Rooney best CFs in the world and Higuain no where near their standards.
Don't mind if Real sells Benzema, I'm not a Real fan but it would be pretty stupid if they do sell him. Just compare him with last year. He is getting there, next season I believe he will reach his peak at Madrid.
Marcobarnas (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Higuain was better than benz if he didn't get injured and far better than Forlan too. I bet he could have won world player if he didn't get injured. He is as consistent as ronaldo. How dare you say he is not one of the bests? Even after months of injury, he is still scoring goals, though he is not as good as before
DerBomber (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
If only, we would play a 3-5-2 formation.
----Ozil-----------------Ronaldo--------------------Di Maria

I'd love to see this amazing line up
RemoRM (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
You forgot about his injury my brother, same as kaka they both need time to get back in the form
DerBomber (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Indeed, but I'm worried that we might lose Kaka having signed Altintop. I mean, I won't expect Khedira to leave since he's been here for a season. Diarra's pretty solid cover. And Kaka is not playing enough to warrant a first team position, and hence my greatest fear that he would leave
Tmyh20 (Besiktas JK) 5 years ago
Seriously talking Higuain is not one of the bests. Remember any tough matches Higuain won when he was fit? I don't. Plus saying he was injured and he came back and he is scoring doesn't mean much, check the goals he scored after the injury all at matches which Madrid dominated. Benzema is a class striker. Forlan getting old I agree but still one of the bests. Higuain is a level below them.

And don't know if Kaka would leave Madrid, but if he leaves it would be his own decision. Altintop would be an alternative for Khedira whereas Kaka would be Ozils sub.

I'm not saying Higuain isn't good, if your playing for Madrid you must be a good player. But Adebayor also plays/played for Madrid and he isint one of the bests.

And that 3-5-2 formation up there would never work. 3. 5 defeders lool that's a fantasy, how are you planing to defend with that team?
Bilboy (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Not even joking here, but that was the worse defensive display I have EVER seen in that second half Talk about going down with your heads held high and pride intact.... NOT!

Anyways, can't not comment on ROnaldo and his amazing achievement. Simply the most complete, versatile and for me, best player in the world. In one week, he has scored 7 goals in 3 games (11 in last 4 games). Within those 7 goals were 2 free kicks, a penalty, a couple of tap ins, a long shot, a header.... Just the perfect player.

53 goals now in just 54 apps this season, 1 clear of Messi who I doubt will score in the champions league final. Ronaldo deserves the Ballon D'or for me but only if Barca fail to lift the champions league

Ihkhan (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
I too hope that Ronaldo wins the Ballon D'or over messi.... For that to happen you guys need to win the champions league
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 years ago
“Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo, running down the wing, hear United sing, viva Ronaldo, ”
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Bilboy (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I don't think they sing this song.

All I hear in the Bernabeu is ROnaaaaaldo, Ronaaaaldo. Pretty uninventive.

Can't believe no one in the stadium gasped when Ronaldo did that outrageous flick to control Ramos' clearance for Benzema's second goal. If that was in Old Trafford, the crowd wouldve been up on their feet applauding that
Pedmar (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Because we're accustomed to such technique, you forgot zidane and FIGO played at madrid!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 years ago
True but Man utd fans appreciate more I got to stay...
Bilboy (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Messi - 54 apps, 52 goals

Ronaldo - 54 apps, 53 goals

OMG! These 2 are just SO much better than anyone else in the world atm its unreal. I mean together thats:

108 apps, 105 goals ! In ONE season

That's mroe goals than the entire United team have scored this season and we're the Premier League winners and elading scorers and are also in the champions league final! Imagine these 2 in the same team.... I wuold actually climax watching them in harmony
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
All these goals is not gonna' happen in EPL
Valero (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Just goes to show how weak the La Liga is. Teams are just tored apart left and right, no real competition there
Greeco (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Just goes to show how the mighty have fallen in the epl, Man UTD can max 80 points which any other year would be 3rd or 4th place.
"all these goals" did happen in EPL.... Last season chelsea scored 103 goals
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
See greeco that took the entire chelsea to do so and in la liga it took only 2 players think before you write(No desrespect
Madridista4Evah (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
@ Death10000BC Wright Should Be Write.... But ok.... Just saying!
Zhudayong (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Bilboy your facts are not right! Lol

Cr7: 4, 618 min played in 54 apps and 53 goals.
Messi: 4, 447 min played in 53 apps and 52 goals.

As for the rest, yup definitely 2 wonders in the world of football at the moment! Wondering what could be their stats if they played in the same team! Lol
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Reminds me of Bayern against St. Pauli. Same scoreline  Congratulation guys!
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Ah.... La liga is a funny little league
DiegoFrodo (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Another twat dismissing what he does not understand
Komeni (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Oh Ronaldo never ceases to amaze me.... Ok it was almeria but still. The thing with him is the consistency.

And who says he plays for himself? Obviously he knows his capabilities that's why. Not to mention the assists on the 5th and last goals in this match.

40 goals.... What an achievement for him.... He's up there with the best players of all time.

You gotta' respect that no matter your opinion on him
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Ronaldo can really carve up oppositions....  Specially the lower league one's....  Rem how good he was with us....
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
If they put aston villa everton tottenham man city in la liga they will dominate for sure even win la liga
DerBomber (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Oh sure, you must be high
WHUFCFGV (West Ham United) 5 years ago
He must be
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
1st of all yes am sooo high right now but really threres never competition for the entire season.... A leage that got only 2 title condenders and there winning everyday by more than 7 goals I mean EPL got atleast 8 title contenders serie A got 5 and the so called best league in the world 2 contenders la liga is garbage no disrespect but its true
WHUFCFGV (West Ham United) 5 years ago
Well, what I meant is, they can't win la liga, because there is still team like Real Madrid, Barcelona, and they probably have to compete with Valencia, Villarreal, Atletico?

But it's definitely true that EPL is more balanced where we have competition both top and bottom of the league. That's why EPL is my favorite. For example, today we have 5 important match to decide who gets relegated? Whereas in some other leagues, it's already decided
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
If la liga is garbage, how come last 2 yrs fifa best player come from la liga? And how come the only team from 'garbage' league could win 6 trophy in one season? Somehow, when next may 28 one team from that 'garbage' league beat their opponent from another league in champions league final, you still gonna' call that league 'garbage'? Come on death 10000bc, , maybe that 'garbage' league is just TOO GOOD for another league in this world
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Jandhito it was just luck.... Ya but still doesean't change anything becuz that's the only team that will ever do so.... Inter won 5 trophies last season maybe in 2 yrs milan might also even united am sensing they might beat barca and then win comunity shield for 3rd trophy
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Owh my goshh.... No more comment or opinion when you start to use word 'luck' or 'maybe' instead of fact which is already happened and written in soccer history Lol
Padshah (Manchester United) 5 years ago
@ jandito, hey einstien, v are talking about the league and not individual teams dumbass. Ok v all no barca plays some fancy football but theres no denying that they hav some of the brightest actors on this planet. And plus I'm starting to beleive that mou was actually right about barca and uefa after they dismissed busquets case
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
You mean the best actors that can play soccer perfectly and scores often and maintain their WIN?
Soo, you prefer start to believe about the conspiration between barca and uefa rather than how messi could score after beat 4-5 RM players? Hmm.... Why don't you suggest Man. Utd board or any club that believe about that to get out from UEFA and make their OWN Competition? That so simple. Isn't?
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Jandito your freakin funny you forgot that barcelona never won a fair imporntant game cheated againt chelsea cheated used referee twice against arsenal cheated and used referee three time againt real madrid in elclassico this sason.... Did you realize that barca never won an important game unless other teams getting a red card
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Are you talking like this because of calciopoli case that happened to ac milan a couple yrs ago that make you embarrased? Lol.... Stop making excuse and reason.... Win is WIN.... And LOST is lost....
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Now my friend your not worth to argue with am talking about in field football your telling about a calciopoli case your giving me flashbacks that nobody even consider a serious thing just wait until Man UTD destroys you later on
Theatreofdream (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Jandito teach your barca players some sportmanship first before talking about who's better.... You can't compare which team is better if one team is always diving, counting on referee's helps and likely backed by some organization behind them.... Messi is a great player, so are xavi, iniesta, puyol, and valdez, and so no disrespect to them and no question to their capability.... But the rest seriously are an insult to the soccer sportmanship.... Busquests, villa, pedro, mascherano, dani alves, etc they are just disgusting...
Reventon (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Busquets.... Yeah, mascherano.... Yeah but all the other players you mentioned out classes any one in the united team.

What happpened to Rooney in the world cup? He couldn't do crap to a team like algeria or USA, what did David Villa do? Oh wait he was the best striker in the competition and Forlan
CFLNHLFIFAFAN (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Absolutly amazing soccer(football) by Real Madrid, all great goals, and plays, they did awesome, feel bad for other team, but good they put some reserves in and the 2 back up goalie switch was pretty sweet, great for Real Fans
RemoRM (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
First of all stop comparing LA LIGA with EPL, we all know Man City whos on third position got out of the europa league by loosing to dynamo kiev, the team which is on third position in EPL. Last year athletico madrid won, and this year villareal reached semi finals. And liverpool got out long time back, I am just comparing the teams other than real madrid and barcelona.... Cause you can't compare these two teams with anyother team in this world but with each other
RemoRM (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
And this video is all about real madrid and ronaldo who made history in Portugal, England and now Spain in his just second season in real madrid, lets see what messi can do when he leaves his home team barcelona. Ronaldo made it 40 Goals now his name will remain for atleast 50 years on top of the list
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Madrid prefer to individual achievement than team championship.... I start to doubt which title is better now, la liga championship or el pichichi? Champions league winner or golden boot?
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
First of all liverpool pawned both madrid and barca and am talking about league and not european competitions and atletico got lucky because it was when pool started falling apart
Man united liverpool chelsea ac milan bayern munich they can all destroy any team in la liga
RemoRM (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
How can you compare them? When they both didn't play against each other in present? So europa league and champions league is the only way they can face against each other and to show us which team can play better, and lets not talk about luck.
And stop being so dumb we so what madrid did to your ac milan and we saw what tottenham did to you ac milan and then totenham loosing from madrid, these are the only ways we can compare them you dumbass
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
If its about league I hate inter but am behind them now ac milan destroy inter, inter destroy barca and barca destroy madrid say what now
Ihkhan (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
@death10000bc ac milan destroy inter, inter destroy barca and barca destroy madrid then madrid destroy AC Milan.... Now what do you say?
Death10000BC (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Wata fuc your talking about you forgot us beating you home & away give it up
Saymon094me (Barcelona) 5 years ago
@RemoRM, what kind of dump example you give.... Your team out of champions league last two time losing against Lyon. That means all the time Lyon supporters will shouting in-front of you they are better than your team anyway.... How you feel?
Reventon (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Didn't AC milan get raped by Tottenham and tottenham got raped by real?
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Looks like madrid prefer to individual achievement than team championship.... I start to doubt which title is better now, la liga championship or el pichichi? Champions league winner or golden boot?
RemoRM (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Yea that's what you will say when messi couldn't make it, after loosing the cup final, all barca were like uh oh um copa del rey is not important for us:S
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
So you still proud of copa del rey title? LOL yea you should, after billion money you spent.... Lmao....
Yea2, messi couldn't make it because either he prefer to pass (bcoz he is a team player) or some team PARK A truck in front of their goal.... Anw : el phichichi or golden boot < world Best Player 2011 (which is messi possibly gonna' get it again by the end of this year)
Theatreofdream (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I am not a fan of both teams but I do think that every single achievement, be it an individual or team achievement should be welcome with pride by any team.... And needless to say both messi and cr7 are incredible player with unquestionable contribution to their own team.... However I don't like the idea of barcelona's players diving all the time yet still claim they deserve respect from other people because they won spanish league.... To me they should be shameful of their behaviors.... Btw I'm not saying all barca players, just most of them...
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Scoring 40 goals is by no mean a simple task....  Its something worthy of celebrating....
WHUFCFGV (West Ham United) 5 years ago
9 game thriller. Or not so thrilling. But Ronaldo broke a history old record. Amazing! For those who like to compare and argue that Messi is better than Ronaldo in terms of combination of goals and assist.

Ronaldo: 40 G 11 A, Total: 51
Messi: 31 G 18 A, Total: 51

I'm not saying who's better. They are just 2 incredible players in the world who perform well differently. But one thing they both does is increased the chances of their team winning!

But of course posting under this thread, I would like congratulate Real Madrid fans, and Ronaldo for breaking the record! It's always an exciting thing to look forward to
Andremavr (Olympique Lyon) 5 years ago
But 31+18=49, how did Messi get a total of 51?
Georgio (Bayern München) 5 years ago
Because unicef said so
Dimebagbikash (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Messi scored 3 goals in spanish supercup. So its 52 not 51!You are clueless!
Spartan (West Ham United) 5 years ago
Real what a attacking machine! Ronaldo big congrats for the record! Next year they'll get both Spanish Primera with Champions League!
Spartan (West Ham United) 5 years ago
Sergio Ramos gave an assist to a first Ronaldo's goal! Gimme my points ! ))
Jandito (Barcelona) 5 years ago
"Next year they'll get both Spanish Primera with Champions League!"
@ spartan: that's what they said every season since 3yrs ago.... Hmmm, pellegrini, casillas, ramos, marcello, ronaldo, mourinho, even valdano and perez and some others put that sentence as a headline news all over the world....

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