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Call and get your first lesson free with Europe's No.1 Diving Specialist*. A guaranteed emotional experience. *Screen Guild membership required | 45 TRY » |
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Be the envy of your mates in the pub, and rest your pint glass on that shrek-like paunch with pride! Elderly women can't resist! | 45 TRY » |
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The first rule of Gerrards Fight Bar is... switch off the CCTV cameras | 45 TRY » |
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Scummy arse? Instant rectal relief in handy kingsize suppositories, for that fresh out of the showroom sphincter feel | 40 TRY » |
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If you smell something funny in the team line-up, look no further than Fabre Gas | 40 TRY » |
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Merseysides finest coke dealership. Est. 1993 | 40 TRY » |
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Time to vacate your position? Wear the JogOn Benitez range with pride. Available in small, medium and fat Spanish waiter | 40 TRY » |
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If you can pinch more than an inch, you're Rafa Benitez. If you can't, you may be on Mourinho's Special 1 diet | 40 TRY » |
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At BK, you can have it your way. However at SubWayne, if we don't get it our way, someones going home in an ambulance! Don't see red, SubWayne! | 40 TRY » |
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The Italian snack that seems to have been around since the 70's it's Tottis Crisp | 40 TRY » |
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Big n' Tasty with no loyalty, Berger King Have it your way | 35 TRY » |
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If your running drunk from your crashed car or need more purchase during a roast the Controversy All Star are the shoe for you. | 35 TRY » |
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Sometimes in life one experiences an emotion which is so strong that it is difficult to think, or to reason. Cantona - advanced simplicity | 30 TRY » |
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For extreme players who like to put their legs at new and interesting angles its the Quikdasilva range | 30 TRY » |
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Football dictatorships are our speciality | 30 TRY » |
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Because you can't get a semi-detached | 30 TRY » |
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The original and second best | 30 TRY » |
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Hits the sweet spot. Every time. | 30 TRY » |
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Keep your glutes as smooth as glass with Footytube's special Arshaving tool. | 30 TRY » |
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Manchester Uniteds natural provider of goals, a fast flowing defender sourced from the hills of AS Monaco. | 30 TRY » |
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No fan is safe from the two-footed, flying kicks of the Kung Fu Cantona! | 30 TRY » |
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The Barcelona team are known to chug down a gallon of this before each game. | 30 TRY » |
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Do you want some Chile on that pizza? | 30 TRY » |
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Got too big for your current club? Use davidvilla diggers to push your way out | 30 TRY » |
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The toy that used to be essential in every box is now pulled out only when the playstation breaks down | 25 TRY » |
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Need a refreshingly modest mixer for your team try Scholes. | 25 TRY » |
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A Ukrainian Revolution, Chevychenko is built to withstand. Withstand seasons on the Chelsea bench without a game, that is. | 20 TRY » |
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Want an overpriced and overrated logo up front think no further than Heskey | 20 TRY » |
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Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? For riches certainly make themselves wings, Like an eagle that flieth toward heaven (Proverbs 23:4-5) | 20 TRY » |
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They steal from the rich and keep for themselves. | 20 TRY » |
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functional goalkeeping services at an affordable price, thats the Iker way | 20 TRY » |
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Searching for a good striker try Patoo! | 20 TRY » |
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Ref!! | 15 TRY » |
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Iniesta. We still kill babies | 10 TRY » |
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Proudly sponsoring people to do nothing. This sponser was loaned to us because it was arguing with the other sponsors | 10 TRY » |
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Suppliers of quality hairdryer treatments, comic red noses and boot-kicking on demand, you'll be scared not to use our services again! | 10 TRY » |
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USA Federal Reserve system. Still rubbish | 10 TRY » |
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It's the brand your father loves and its seen better days. | 10 TRY » |
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An Italian classic that can be seen zooming around Milan | 10 TRY » |
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With crystal clear clarity, TONY can provide top flight audio and keep it there. | 10 TRY » |
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Enhance your team with a Ballackberry not-so-smart phone. | 10 TRY » |
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Chug a jug of chug | 5 TRY » |
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If Footytube made sponsors, they'd probably be the best sponsors in the world. | 5 TRY » |
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Let Barton invite you into the tunnel before kick off, a trick he learned while at Her Majestys pleasure | 5 TRY » |
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Hate your kid? Make his next birthday party one to forget, with clown ferguson. After just 10 minutes of the famous hairdryer treatment, your kid is sure to never misbehave again | 5 TRY » |
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Sick of only coke being available for your half-time refreshments? Try something different today, try a crack in the box | 5 TRY » |
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Drive-thru now open. No need to stay and watch a bunch of sportsmen at the height of psychical fitness, just drive-thru and chomp your way to obesity | 5 TRY » |
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How refreshing! How Hammered! | 5 TRY » |
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The finest cigars available this side of the cuban border, perfect for those pre-match warm-ups with interns. | 5 TRY » |
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With more injury experience than any other company, Owen Medial Supply is on hand for any emergency. Brittle bone syndrome our speciality | 5 TRY » |
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Drinking to forget? Try Rafa's | 5 TRY » |
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Giving young goalkeepers the energy to flap about and make blunders, Robinson makes football more interesting | 5 TRY » |
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Introducing the SamBung Allardyce range. Capable of bunging all UK and European plug hole sizes. There are no holes this will not bung | 5 TRY » |
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We delegated, you're relegated | 5 TRY » |
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Sick of chicks coming onto you in the nightclub? Use Beardsley's patented Oil of Uglay pro-uglayglow formula | 5 TRY » |
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Book Wenger babysitters today - the experts in child management | 5 TRY » |
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Long, awkward looking pieces of cereal that hang around in the box, waiting for delivery. | 5 TRY » |
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Itsh Fasht itsh Craazy, itsh how you you shay Mental! | 5 TRY » |
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If left alone, Owen & Sons fine crystal can put on a sparkling display, but be warned, even a gentle touch can shatter it completely. | 5 TRY » |
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For all your long term player storage needs, use RapidCash. Man City will buy up all your players and store them on our bench forever. | 5 TRY » |
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Need reliable on time delivery, try someone else | 5 TRY » |
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My home is where my Stella is | 5 TRY » |
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Becks discreet Loo Servicing. SMS rapid reponse service available | 0 TRY » |
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Count Berbatovs blood services is available for medical emergencies but be warned he is very slow to arrive, and doesn't do much when he gets there | 0 TRY » |
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Withdrawal effects include: Muscle spasms (especially kicking motions). Restlessness and anxiety, constipation, slurred speech, Euphoria | 0 TRY » |
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When all you get is snow, here comes footytube to save the day | 0 TRY » |
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Do the KOPIMI dance | 0 TRY » |
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KOPIMI - Rainbow Edition | 0 TRY » |
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KOPIMI - USA Edition | 0 TRY » |
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Champagne, men in dresses, the crack of leather on hide... It can only be the Dwight-Bosnich orG network. Call 0843 872833 Now | 0 TRY » |
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Champs Sports. Improve your looks with of quality sporting threads from Champs. | 0 TRY » |


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